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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 17, 1921)
U i t. . f.' k PAGEJ TORUS THE EVENING -HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON THURSDAY, NOVKMBKR it, 1MI. ThOffice Cat- - i nr juntos "'' i i' p NOTHING, HIMI. llcr llp wore ao near that what else 3 could I doT You'll bo angry, I (ear, bat Her llpn wnro to near Well, 1 cun't make It clear, Orjoiplnln It to yon, but llcr llw wore ao' nonr, that, '' What fllno could I dot . n ' i. 'Andy Collier itayi probably noth ing In thlK world, can go tauter when It 'starts than a silk itocklng unleim 1 1 j I h a public Idol. i iThu follow who nines and whistles aUwork nay bo happy, but ho Incites murder In tlio heart of everybody eliie around lilra. t . p TIIK nKAIj 8LKVTHM. J- (From Ilaltlmoro Sun) 'it would.be much eanlorlo locale escaped crlmlnnla If the dntoctlTCs were fired and hill collectors hired placo. " ' , . John MCnll nays a dollar will go as, fur as It over did If you mall It. will be no moro, for on the grotf-dl where-footballnnd- track' men -por-formed thoro soon will bo a science.! mURaura. Already tlio littles oldl grandstand nt Klncnld Flold Is be Ing torn down and games are be ing playod on tlio now 'Hay ward Flold. "As I think of tlio oarly days of athlbtlCjr on Klncaldi" Professor H. C. Howo,' faculty mombor of the nthlotlc commlttoo, said rocontiy, "I hare a mental plcturo of Anso Cor nell, an Oregon running quartor bitck who took tho broath of ipoc tatore, and I soo 'Weary' Chandler; one of Oregon's greatest players. 'Weary' used t0' sit In classes with an expression of great , woarlndsa but ho Played football ( like a do mon., ' ; 'Then thoro was 'Iron Too' Moul len, !' great klcke'r, Johnny Beckett, Lewis Pin-ham, Qoorgo Hug, Gra ham Mitchell, tho first of ierer-1 'urick' Mitchells hero, and Dick Smith, who 'played, for Oregon and later.-.was, Captain at Columbia, ' "On'Klncald Field,' Hugo Be deck, thorn Oregon's coach, produc ed the great 'Paaadona toam' that defeated Pennsylvania." , , TWnVFi'ir:Am LinkTiUe InYthuIr kino tho kind of manwho has, to KOJout every fow hours" to look for afdrlnk hit to go out every few weeks nml look for a Job. TIU: I'OKT AND THK CAT I.ong year ago, whoro thistles grow ''Neath Scotland's skies of bluo, Where bonnlo laddies dress In kilts 'Of plaids of scarlet hue. IJ Thoro lived a bard of sober mind, '(Whose thoughts flowed out' In a Rhyme And gave, to common thing of life 1A meaning all sublime. And nnvnr In tho. ocean deep . - jjjrho sun sank down to rest, But what a thousand sonnets grand fSwollcdMn'tho pool's ,broast. . :-. Put when a core of countrymen JProfoned tho pool's nrt With silly rhymes and vulgar Jokes It grieved the scholar's honrt. And ho across tho foaming sea Kilo fled with utmost hnsio, That liii upon our shores tho Joy Of solitude might taste. And many u year ho lingered' hero, Contont whoro ho was at, Until ho mot, one .fateful dajr $The llt-famcd Office Cat And now, It seems,, bls.fondest t d ream s, .Alas, aro brought to smash, For night aud day this cat, they say II rings forth tho ago-old trash, JThat Sing Sing convict who forged t njuiiumbor of prison .checks simply proved that you can't prevent some men from forgrjig right ahead. "Gun Doctors" to Teat : Battleship "California" r , i XOS ANGELES, Nov. 16. The pride of the Pacific, the supor dreadnaught California, will be cal led upon t0 show its mettle, nerro and stamina the last two weeks of this month wbon tho "gun doctors" will feel Its pulse. Tho "gun doct ors" aro a group 'of exports from the bureau of' standards Washing ton, D. C, who will tako tho Cal ifornia down oft the Coronado Is lands, near San Diego and fastening the great battleship fore and aft to the bottom with great mud-hooks, they will stuff their' ears with cot ton and tell the gun crows to get biwy. ..For iten .days or more eve iun oon the .dreadnnught .will ,be tested, 'flreU singly, In salvos, broadsides, director, ' simultaneously Inj staccato succession, and every mathematical way. Then the "gun doctors" will remove the cotton and find out If there were any structural, defects which the firing bared by the tremendous strain, SMALL HOPE FOR IRISH SETTLEMENT (Continued from Page 1) now In process, as doflncd by Lloyd Qoorgo and uccoptod by tho -Sinn ram reprosoniaiivos is "to ascer tain how the association of Iro- land with tho community of na tions known as tho British Emplro mny ,be best reconciled with Irish natlonnl aspirations." Tho conferences began In July. Iioth sides havo at times ontorta'ln od higher hopes of a final and sat isfactory sottloment probably than at any tlmo slnco tho Irish ques tion became u thorn In tho sldo of tho Drltlsh Empire, but thoro havo boon sovorul crises when tho nogo tlatlons seemed doomed to failure Tho first of theso occurred when Lloyd George offered to de Valera at consultation In London a form of solf-governmont In Ireland some thing llko that prevailing In tho Urltlsh dominions, Tho Dall Eire- ann utterly rejected this proposal on the ground that It did not af ford even genuine dominion rule. For ax time It seemed that a dead lock had been reached. Lloyd George ondeavored' to resume jioRotlatfons but -this niovo, seemed likely to bo balkbd by do Vnlora's In slstanco that thu Irish dolcRatcs to such a conforonco must bo accepted as having dcrlvod itholr authority from a freo and Independent Ireland. Tho Drltlsh Promlor rofUBed to con cedo that point, as, ho said, It would constitute a recognition at tho very outset of Ireland's, claims for separa tion from tho British Emplro. This obstaclo was ovorcomo by tho two parties agrcolng upon Lloyd George's formula that tho purpose of the conference should bo to ascer tain how Ireland's association with the empire might be best reconciled with Ireland's natlonnl aspirations. Under that formula, moetlngs havo boon In progress slnco early Octobor. Tho proceedings (havo been secret. It has been reportod, however, that Drltfsh roprosentatlves submitted-a' plan to glvo Ireland a status of "asso ciation" with the emplro and to al low nor an almost complete measure of solf-governmont to bo exorcised by separate parliaments in Ulster and South Iroland, respectively and by a Central Council Jointly chosen. This brought Ulster again Into the MWSBaBSm JT ; BASIL BEfSOfl CHiWHEP WM3CU THWBg TIMES T&tW- ' ' i ,j ' . negotiations and compelled Premier Lloyd George to dofor his trip -to the Washington Conforonco on Limi tation of Armament so that ho could devoto bis tlmo to an effort to ovor como Ulster's hesitation or objection to cooperato with the South of Iro land In any form of, common govern ment. Tho general understanding was that tho Sinn Fein dologatcs Insisted that thoro must bo no partition of Iro land Into tho North and South with different forms of government add dlfforcnt relations to tho empire. To roconcllo these conflicting vlow points, Lloytl George Invited Sir Jam es Craig, tho Ulster Premier, to come to London In tho first woek In No vember to tnlk things over. The sit uation was so dellcato that Sir James desired tho support and advice' of othor Ulster Icadora and finally all tho mo in bo rs of tho Ulster cabinet woro called to London. Unionist opinion In England has boon stead fastly against any "coercion of Ul ster." ;It was gonarally conceded that oue or tho most difficult stages of the negotiations had boon reached. LOCAL MEN ATTEND RH- CIiAMATION CONFERENCE George Offleld, A. L. Marshall and. Arch WUhard left yesterday morning ' for Billings, Montana, where tboy .wilt attend a meeting of tho Water Users' Assdclatlon callod for general conforonco with representatives of the Reclamation Service. The object of the confor onco will bo to arrive at somo de finite method of securing financial relief for tho northern projects'. Tho local delegation will prob ably go from nilllngs to tho West ern States Reclamation Conforonco nt Salt Lake, Utah, which will bo hold a llttlo lator In tho month. Doth conferences will bo of great Importance to -water usors la this country. XikTiTReirOne iliiHKLillsMiFisiH LHHHIIIIIHLillllllllllllllllHB9,iv .; JislllH RiJsbLsiiiiiibbSSLsh I SVHSJSSJBJBJVJBJSJSJSBJSJI LAY !BIIMMM An Improved artlndnl arm whlh enables tho wearer to. write a soon M he Is accustomed to tt. was on 9t the moat Interesting xhlblt at he recent London medical txhibl- the latest syncopated Jaxz will be Introduced by. the trio and from the I press despatches which arrived ahead of the musicians,, their repertoire Is ono of tho 1971 treats of the Elks' 'ontortalnment course. PAGE TRIO AT NEXT KIjKH LYCEUM NOV. 28. Tho third' tiumbor of tho Monely Lyceum course, November 28, to bo given at tho Elks club, will bo a must col treat, tho Eugene Page Trio, hoaded by Eugene Page, for flftoon years a rocognized expert on both the mandolin and banjo. Assisting him will bo Mrs. Pngo, saxophonist, mill Miss Page, an artist upon tho bass banjo, an Invention which Page claims the honor of Inventing also tho fact that it Is tho only ono in tho world. Harmonious music from classics to Kincaid Field Will Soon Be No More JEUOENB, Ore.-, Nov. 1. Kin caid Field, on which University of Oregon (ithlotlo history was. wrjtton hbre between 1901 aid 1913 oon BIG SALE SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 19 AT ' W.H.ROSS Hardware 20 per cent Drop in All Goods v Both New and Second Hand 906 Main Street CALLED AH JUItOH TO TBY HIS WIFE FOIt SIUKDER GENEVA, Not. 17 A dramatic In cident took place in the taw court at Llndau when ahandsome woman named Mlllorhath appeared on a charga of having poisoned her second husband. As slio entered tho court robm, ono of tho Jurymen roso and stated that the accused woman was his former wife whom, ho had dlv vorcQd. The Judge promptly excused tlie mas from service. IN YOUR WINTER'S SUPPLY 4 REDFIELD CASH GROCERY opened in Mills Addition Hall Aug. 4. Remained there about two months, then purchased lot on Sixth and erected building, moving ix about Oct 6. GOOD BUSINESS Sugar, per 100 pounds ., ,i....,i..:$8;25, Sun Kist Corn, 24 cans per case .:.:...-:.... 4,00 Mecca Corn, 24 cans per case ; 3.60 Sun Kist Peas, 24 cans per case .'. 5.10 Milk, per can v..'- r , ! Milk, per case, 48 cans 6-50 51b can, any brand Coffee ., 2.25 2iilb can, any brand, Coffee ........:...;.. 1.15 Best Bulk Coffee, 3 pounds ..........'.. 1.00, Crystal White Soap, per 100bar box .....;: 6.25 Crystal White Soap, 15 bars ;'.:...:.-... 1.00 Shrimps, best quality, per can "..:... .23 Oysters, best quality, per can .'.25 Anchor Flour, 49-pound sack 1.75. Crater Lake Flour, 49-pound sack 2.00 Rolled Oats, per 9-poundsack' .. ;:.::....'...... 65 Spuds, per 100 pounds ' -"O Johnathan Apples, per box .-..., -. 2.50 Best Creamery Butter, 2. peund: roll ...: 1.05 These Prices Good Friday and Saturday Call Phone 496W2 for Best Service, Best Prices and Best Goods and We Deliver. ' REDFELD'S CASH GROCERY 2104 Swrth tk St ' PkosciJMW? Purchase Your Turkey direct from the farmers at the GRAND CENTRAL PUBLIC MARKET Ninth & Klamath Ave. Phone 91-J jAAalX MECCA TAXI SERVICE Office Phone 153 Res. Phone ,339-J - Closed Cars. , Country Trips Solicited i-r"-i"rnv-' jnir''""-"""ri--"tinrvvvvvvjj . toWt vvotT 1 1 as the 7 ntmmSs&k.W Ripened. Yv VlmKmSKL JVheat "yMSISBmm liF Don't ask iorCrcknr- 'er From which these dainty little SNOW FLAKES are made. All the freshness of sum mer sun, that drowses over wheat fields, is em jbpdled Jn4htm, tjust jypen the pack'age 'and get a whiff of their pure, unadulterated goodness. say SN.OW. FLAKES s your grocer 6? I MEW PACIFIC COAST BISCUIT CO,, Portland, Ore. w I 7 fwV