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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
MONDAY, NOVEMBER 14, HKIf.
The Office Cat
DT JUNIUS
NHW VI'.llHtONH OF OLD HAYINGS
''lloro, boy, giro mo a bottlo of do
aatarod grapo Juice."
JUST HA HIT
"Darling," said sbo, "Do you Ioto
we oi much an orcr?"
"Yos, dearie," said lio, with his
aoio burled In tho nowgjmper.
That ought to liavn satisfied her,
sut'sho had to aHk
"Why?"
"Oh, I don't know. llnblt, I sup
pose." ' (Amos TaHh Bay, "flpeakln' o' civic
Improvement It nln't always tho blg
COt and most lioautlful lawn that
surround tho hnpplost hoinq.
yfo can't havo universal penco m
long as wo havo clear ash on rugs.
.HINT KO
"Thoy talk about tho fifth wbool
to a wngon being iuoIuiv."
"Well."
"Lota of automobiles enrry a fifth
wheel."
v Joo Rlchtcr says short skirts baTo
at .least demonstrated that In many
cases thoro Is a good understanding
f things.
IFIat pocket books aro somotlmca
enuscd'-hy flat heads, obscrros "Cur
ly" Connors.
TVo'll any this much for the old
fashioned "lady kilter," lie never was
anything llko as doadly as the mod
em husband killer.
'itvory ma'n should 'Have a falr
slrod ccmotory lu vrhlcirto bury tho
fnultn of his most Intimate friends,
opines Philosopher Tom McDonald. '
A PYTHIAN SISTER'S TESTIMONY
Ah wo Inlnglo with peoplo mid
smell tbolr smoko, It truly seems that
tho crying need of America Just now
Is a good five-cent, cigar. E'ythlan
(liioet.
Bister, thoro novor was, and thoro
never wilt bo, a good flvo-cout cigar.
It Is woll for all tho ladloa In tho
world to know this Christmas la
coming.
Sam Tddlngs gave a soda-water
treat at Plum's confoctlonery last
Friday night for tho gontlomen who
acted as pall'bearera at his uncle's
funeral. A pleasant time was bad
by all'. '
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Professor (giving examination)
"Doos any question emburrasa you?"
Bright studont "Not at all, sir,
not at all,. Tho questions aro qulto
rloar. It Is tho answers that bother
S96.
A boy writing am essay on "Milton
said "MJlton was a great poet and
wrote Paradise Lost, then bis wife
dlett and ho wrote Paradise Regain
ed." A. New York woman knocked a
ma- down, blacked both his oyes, and
split bis lips ton trying to flirt with
her. She must have beou a striking
beauty. ) . i.J 2fc"
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THIS SKIRTS ,
There Is, much charm, tho bard
asserts,
About the swish of silken skirts'.
I'd better qualify (hat, though,
He used to say it long aso.
Tho skirts today, remarks one fish,
' Are probably too short to swish..
"Johnnie, the stork has brought
you a little sister." t
"Aw, g'wan, Stork" noth'ln- It was
the milkman brought It. Doesn't it
say on the wagon, "Famlllos SuppJJod
vDally?" I
NOTICE OF HEARING ON FINAL
ACCOUNT IN THE, MATTER OF
THE ADMINISTRATION OF THE
ROTATE OF JOHN OONNBR, DR.
BUSED.
NOTICE IB HBRBBY 01VBN,
Tkt th Hndrln adnleiatraaor
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
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count In tho matter of tho adminis
tration of tho said cstato, and tho
Honorablo R. II. Dunnoll. County
Judgo, In and for said Klamath
County, has designated Wednesday.
Docombor 7tb, 1921, at 10:00 o'clock
A. M. at tho Court IIouso In Klamath
Falls, Orogon, as tho tlmo and place
for hearing any objections thereto.
Any objections made to said Final
Account should bo filed In said Court
on or boforo tho time set for said
hearing.
OAN1HL R. CONNER,
, Administrator.
031 N7-H-21-28.
HERY, ITCHY SKIN
Ucntho-Sulphur, a lilensnnt cream,
will soothe, and heal skin that Is ir
ritated or broke- out with ccicmo;
that Is covorod with ugly rash or pim
ples', or Is rough or dry. Nothing sub
dues fiery skin eruptions so qalckiy,
ays a noted skim specialist.
Tno moment this sulphur prepara
tion Is applied the Itching stops oat
after two or, three applications, the
eczema is goae and the skin It de
lightfully clear aad smooth. Sulphur
Is no precious as a aids remedy be
cause It destroys the parasites that
cause the burning, ltehUg er disfig
urement. Mentho-Snlphar. always
heals eczema right up.
A small Jar of Mentho-Sulphur
may be .had at any good drug stare.
adv.
appear years younger. Adv.
SILTS FINE FOR
We Eat too Much Meat Wlildi Clogs
yf Kidneys, Thca the Back
Hurts
Most folks forget that tho kidneys,
llko tho bowels; got sluggish and
clogged and need a flushing occa
sionally, else we have .backache and
dull misery in the kidney region, se
vere headaches, rheumatic twinges,
torpid liver, acid stomach, sleepless
ness and all sorts of bladder disor
ders. You simply must keep-your kid
neys active and clean, and the mo
ment you feel an ache or pain In the
kidney, region, get about four ounces
ot Jad Salts from any good drug
tore here, take a tablespoonful In a
glass of water before breakfast for a
few days and your Kidneys will then
act" fine. This famous salts Is made
from the acid of grapes and lemon
Juice, combined with lithla. and is
harmless to. flush clogged kidneys and
stimulate them to normal activity. It
also neutralises t(e acids In tho urine
so It no longer irritates thus ending
bladder disorders. ' '
Jad Salts is harmless; Inexpen
sive; makes a delightful effervescent
llthla-water drink which everybody
should take now and then to keep
their klndneys etean, thus avoiding
serioas oomplUailoni.
A well-known local draggist says
U tails ton e J4 aatta to folks who
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GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time,
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
"DR.- GERAIiD F. WAIUUBN
DENTIST
rei-ieuaatly . loescod at
Dorrls, Calif.
SPECIALIST EV Crowns
and Bridge Work
Prices Reasonable. Work
Guaranteed
Charlie's Tire Shop
GASaud
OILS
6th k KUmtth St.
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MADE IN KLAMATH
Alfalfa Meal
FOR SALE
' MURPnY'S FEED STORK
ANDHRSON'S GROCBTBRIA
"SUNSET GROCERY
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Holliday Dairy
Wholesale aad Retail l
..Paatarlted Milk aad Cream..
Phone 501-J.
Prices Right oa i
KOMI MAD".
Xmas Candies.
at i
The' Sweet Shop
9th A Mala
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The Rainbow'
i 428 Main
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert B. Mallett
Dr. Geo. B. Mallett
Office over Undtrwooa'a
7th A Mala. rkfaa lJ.
Premium Dairy
Oldcxt Retail Dairy In Town
Ranch Phone 22F2
Off ice. Phone 490-J
BX-8ERV1CE MEN, ATTUNTION'
Klamath PimC No. 8,
American Legion meets
at the City Hall on the
first 'and third Tuesdays
ot each month,
Ex-norvlco men are lulted to at
tond the meetings.
For membership car or Informa
tion ex-service men atw requested to
see or write the following efficers:
J. H. Carnaban, Cot-mander
Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutant.
For relief of employment tea or
write the Chairman ot Tho Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, care Lakeside Lumber com
pany. ( Phono IBS. J
no, w. a. iiuunaitu
Dentist
Specialist 1l Extraction. Oral
Surgery and diseases of the
mouth
Room 10-over -oiaen uuie
3. C. CLEGHORN
CIVIL ENGINEER AND
SURVEYOR
Pbone itzJ 118 0. Riverside
FIUC SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUSIC
I have constructed thru years of
experience the only course that
leaches you te play the piano by
NOTE and by EAR in 10 to 20 lea
tons. Write for particulars, 701 11 tb
Bt., Klamath irallt, Oro. Pbone 867R.
DR. T.C CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAjr AND BUBOBO
' LO.O.F.SlldM
Roddemce (-B line St.
Fboae 280-R.
CHIROPRACTORS
Dr. Herbert D. Mallett
Dr. Oeo. B. Mallett
Office over Underwood's
7th Mala Phone 6S9-J
C V. FISHER, M.D.
DIHEASBS OF THB EYE.
BAR, NOSB Aim THROAT
OLABSES FI1TRD AND
FURNISHED
Fhoae Vt HtO Main Street
FRED WESTERFELD
DKNTHrr
Phone 484W.
X-Ray Labcrator
XtaoftOt BBten B-u-a VaUs
DR. a A MASSEY
rnrlt aad Pan BM
la Warrea Hut Hospital
Off. Paoae 417 Rat. Pheao M
Shoe Repairing
Sewed or Nailed Work
Mea't half .toleai $1.35, $1.50
Womens and boyt $1.15, $1.25
Chlldrons $1.08
th St. Back of Bsdert
Open Evenings, 4:15 to 9:38
JACK FROST
Cold Weather
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Ceming:
Let Us Replace Your J
Broken Glass
E. C. STUCKEY
llth and Pine
Phone 477-W.
I WILL
Take eat Cellars or Fill la Lota
CON MURPHY
817 Mortimer Bt, Phone 541-W
SAW MILL KNaiNEERINa
CONSTRUCTION 00.
Designers aad bmilders of aao
era saw asill, flaalnf walls ami
box alaata. nredglag. Pile drivla.
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The White Lunch'
Home Cooking and Ho-ara
Pastry n Specialty
Real Thing 25c.
Mexican Chill Con Canto
112a MAJfl STREET
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EYE, EAR. NOSE AND THROAT
OLA8SF.H FURNISHED
I. O .0. F. Bldg. Phono 08-W
Rooms 202, 203, 204
lies. White Pollcon HoM. Phone 0
E. D. LAMB
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Phone 17W
17R
Room 1 aa I
White Building
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds
In Our Suds" '
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Confer
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OUR CLEANING, PRESSING AlfV
REPAIRING WILL MAKB YOUB
CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATH RERLOCKED
Ooode Called for and Dellvtwed
11 Main Street Klamath Fall
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The Well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block,
ISIS Main. Phone SIS-M.
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lola C. Bridges
Over First State and Savings Bank
Suite 10S Phono 102-J
UNDER NEW MAN
AGEMENT HOTEL ARCADE
.Klamath Falls
Free But Meets All Trains
All modern outside rooms
Rate reasonable
n.'-'A. KEMP, Manager
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WABBKN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phoae. 47 Nlh Pboae, at
3
6th Street Bakery
" BETTER
BREAD
126 S 6th Street
OBce Phone 177W Ret 177B
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
FhyelcUm aad Sergcoa
White Balldlng
Klamath Fallt Oregon
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If you have & watch to repair don't send it
to a blacksmith, put
LET GEORGE DO IT
GEO. L.METZ '
Watchmaker' and Jeweler
622 Main St.
Get Your Skid Chains Now
Don't Wait Until You Have an Accident
GUARANTEED SPRINGS
for Trucks and Cars ot all makes.
D. A. KENYON O. K. SHOP
43 Sixth Street Kom 4C2
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Coe'a Auto Service ,
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars.
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHONE 108
United Cigar Store
020 MAIN STREET
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Klamath Lodge No. 137 '
L O. O. F.
Meets Frtday night or each woek'ja
L O. O. F. ball, Eth and Main street.
Cbas. Newman ........ ..N. OX
W. C. Wells .... -V. C
G. B. Mangue -.. . ....Becy.
W. D. Cofer ....... .Trea.
ENCAMPMENT
H. V. Brown
J. V. Brewbaker .
L. J. McClare .
Nato Otterbeln .
C. F.
.Scrlft
Treasures-
Klamath Fall Cyclery
We are hem to rerve yon. ana
aim to serve yoa right. Motorcyetoet
and Bicycles, Parts and Acessorlo.
Tires and Tubes, that will atana
your Inspection, at we carry th
best in our line. Repair shop 1st
connection with Harley-Davldaet.
Service.
Phoae 71
110 Mala Bt Klamath WaM-
O. B. BUMARK
Excavating
Teaming
Let ns make yon a price om sur
ging that basement, or othev eav
cavatlng you contemplate. Wo aSt
do team work ot every doscrlpUtsa.
Phone 426-J
DENTISTS '
Dr. E. G. Wiaecanrcr I
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Dr. P. M. Noel
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Over Uadtnrood'e
Seventh aad Mate Street
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MECCA TAXI
NEW CLOSED CARS
PHONE 153
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L a O. F. BalMlai
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Klamath Falls Plumfcr
ing & Heating Co-
1178 MAIN BT. PHONE SdtVitT
DR. F. R. GODDARD v
Osteopathic Physician and'
Surgeon
Officii and Residence
Phones 321
L 0. 0. F. Temple
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Fare SSe each war
Leaves Rex Cafe Leave Pelican i
7:46 a. at. 8:efta.aav
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6:00 p.m. 6:80 b. aw
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