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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Nov. 3, 1921)
m l- 4 THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PAGE THURSDAY, NOVHMUKR , tuat. l$ i k c '.- fr 5 I - -- fc' . " LA? - X. r. w- : v l -V 61. .- M ! The Office Cat MMff UV JUNIUS? TIIK RKVIHIU) STORY OV CRK.YTION Hero Is a Missouri Editor's account ot tho creatien: "In tlio beginning God created the Heaven and tho earth an editor, then Ho created tho liberal fadvertlsor which was all good. Tho noxt day It ruined and Ho created tho man who does not boliavo in advertising, another who dof's not tako tho homo pa nor and than Ho rested. Ami then tho devil got Into tho moulding room and crWod tho man who takes tho pa por&id falls to pay for It. 111V DIFFKRKXCU 'His heart went plt-n-pat, forVvlth Great lovo his heart was bursting; Hor heart went plt-n-pat, becauso For Ico cream sho was thirsting. i Tho cquntry will got back to pro war level when It gets Its level heads back. Why doesn't somo person find a way to vulcanlzo pants and mako thorn as good as uow. Surely tho noblest garmonts of man aro of as great Importance as nutomobllo tires. Fred Baker says somo folks aro so poor that they can not so much as ralso an umbrella. Speaking of tho Irony of fato, an j Iowa man who was traveling for hl3 health was killed by n train. As a general thing, when n man sings through his noso, It doesn't mako any dltfcrcnco what tuno It Is. i That movlo actress who says sho Is looking for a perfect man, to mar ry him, Is a smart llttlo advortlsor. That society of young church peo plo with tho motto "Look up and not down'' must fcol llko somo of tho rest ot us about tho prevailing fashions. A hypocrlto Is a man who pretends to mako mayonnaise dressing. The poor proflteor Is beginning to fcol tho pinch ot moderation. Teacher JEvory day wo breatho oxygen. Willie, what do wo breatho at night? Wlillo Nitrogen. Concrete is used for almost every thing these days, but It Isn't or much use in tho construction of an auto. Apd Its uso as a head for tho driver also has been found very unsatisfac tory. Tho Mcdtord householder smoth ered his wrath and descended to tho basement. "Aro you tho plumber?" ho asked of tho grimy looking Indi vidual who' was tinkering with tho pipes. "Yes, guvnor," ropled tho man. "IJoen long in tho trndo?" "Bout a year, guvnor." "Ever mako mistakes?" "Bless you, no, guvnor." "Oh, then I supposo It's all right. IJfflglned you had connected up the "'wiTing pipes, for tho chandelier In thp parlor is spraying like a fountain and tho bathroom faucet's on flro!" Tho man without u country would have ono consolation these days. Ho wouldn't havo to pay nn Income tux, says J. A. Johnson. Our contention is that whero Solo mon was oxeceding his nuthorlty was In marrying ovory girl ho loved. CHINESE, GOVERN.MKNT DEFAULTS YANKEE LOAN WASHINGTON, Nov. 3. Tho at tention ot tho Chlnoso government has boon called to tho failure ot that government to moot tho payment of principal and Interest on a ?5,000, 000 loan, which was oxtcuded by tho Continental and Commercial Trust and Savings company ot Chicago, All Nation to Honor Hero November 11 WASHINGTON, Nov. 3. Armls tlco Day, November 11, will bo do clnrcd a national holiday In honor ot America's unknown soldier, who Is to bo burled on that day In Ar llngton cemetery. Congress com pleted their action In milking that day a holiday this morning, and It lg expected that tho presldont will Issuo his proclamation In a few days. An electric motor that runs at bucIi Blow speed that It Is nolsc-noss- tins been Invented for phono graphs. Bit. GERALD F. 'WAIUIEN DENTIST Pcrmcnnntly located ot Dorris, Calif. SPECIALIST IN Crowns nnd llrldgo Work Trices Reasonable Work Gunruntccd Charlie's Tire Shop GAS and OILS 6th & Klamath Sit. JM'n tVMMMMWW .MADE IN KLAMATH Alfalfa Meal FOR SALE MURPHY'S FEED STORE ANDERSON'S GROCETEIUA SUNSET GROCERY MfR. by HARRY TELFORD AAAVMAAMAAMAAAAAMAAAAAAAMAAAMMM Holliday Dairy Wholesale and Retail .PuMnrizcd Milk and Cream- Phone 501-J.' Prices Right on i HOME MADE Xmas Candies at I The Sweet Shop 9 th & Main The Rainbow 423 Main 'VAAMMAMMAMMVSAMMMWMMMAaMMAAAMMAAMMMMMAMAMWMM Outbursts of Everett True By Condon v'i,i,'V'vvvvvvvvvmv 1 OWC5 ftC?MASM-r, ffR- . S3.0WN z JT " I ife:jE,z-7 Too?' H(SHA' JL- r""l 'TOI.M Twenty-Five Years Ao in Linkville I rwM ciAii-irMn MPftirJME TROUPE OPENED THEIR atHLcy I . uunnNS MPrik-KJtr TROUPE OFENCD THEIR , xerr vath some snappy CHIROPRACTORS Dr. Herbort B. Mallett Dr. Geo. B. Mallett Office over Underwood's 7th & Main. Thono 639-J. AAAAV Premium Dairy Oldest Retail Dairy In Xown Phone 22-F-2 EX-HERVICE MEN, ATTENTION' Klamath Pot No. 8, American Legion moots at Ibo City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. Ex-sorvlco men aro liwlted to at tend tho meetings. For membership cariu or informa tion ex-service men aru requested to see or write tho following efficers: J. H. Carnahan, Commander. Roy N. Fquch, Post Adjutant. For relief of employment see or write the Chairman ot Tho Ilcllof and Employment Commlttoo, Francis Olds, caro Lakeside Lumber com pany. Phouo 196.J DR. W. A. LEONARD Deptlst Specialist It. Extraction. Oral Surgery and dlseasoi of the mouth Room 10 over Golden Rule J. C. CLEGUORN CIVIL ENGINEER AND SURVEYOR Phone 192J 133 S. Riverside pwfvr sonosand uvcer DMKiNq- FILW SCHOOL OK POPUlutH MUSIC I havo constructed thru years of oxporlenco tho only courno that teaches you to play tho piano by NOTE and by EAR in 10 to 20 los sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th St., Klamath Kails, Ore. Phono 3G7R. DR. T. C. CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND 8URGEO I. O. O. F. aalldinc Phone 200 Residence ILM Pine St. Plinno UDO-H. AWWAWMWWWWAwmWM Offlco Phone 177W Res 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart PbynlcUn mid Surgeon Whlto Uulldlng Klamath Falls Oregon .MWMWWMIW.IWMMWWMWV.A.I.I.i'WWY CHIROPRACTORS Dr. Horbort I). Mallett Dr. Ooo. E. Mallett Offlco ovor Underwood's 7th & Main Phouo C39-J C. V. FISHIiR, M.D. DIBUASIC3 OK THE KY, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT GLASSES KITTED AND fc'UHNISHEU Phone 97 MO Main Street FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phono 434W. .T-ltay Labcrator LoomU Uldg., KImma'ii raUs DR. a A. MASSEY I'ourtb and Pine Ht. In Warrou Hunt Hospital Off. Phone 497 Ret. Phone 86M Shoe Repairing Sewed or Nailed Work Men's half soles $1.3R, $1.50 Womcns und boys tl.lC, $1.25 Chlldrcns $1.00 (lilt St. Itmk of ICndcr'H Open Kvcnlngif, 0:15 to 9:30 JACK FROST Cold Weather Coming LetJUs Replace Your Broken Glass .' E. C. STUCKEY Uth and Pine Phone 477-W W WILL- Tuleo nut Ollnrit or Fill In Lota CON MURPHY B17 Mortimer Ht. Phono 541-W SAW MILL KNGINRKItINO CONSTRUCTION CO. DeNlicncro and ImlldrrH of mod ern haw mills, planing mills anri box plnnta. Dredging. Pile driving. Phone 40U-W Office Corner Spring und Oak Near H. P. Depot AAVWWWVWWW E EAT T AT The White Lunch Home Cook I MR nnd Home Pastry n Specialty Movlemi Chill Con Ciiiiiih!--'I1io Itonl TIiIimi 2.1c. naa MAin street SiVWASVSSWiiISi'ih L. D. Gass, M. D. EYE, KAIt, NOME AND THROAT GLAHSKH I'UllNlNiriOl)' t. 0 .0. V. llldg. Phono 00-W Hooms 20!!, 203, 201 Ron. Wlillo 1 'oilcan Iln". I'hono n E. D. LAMB I'lITHICIAN AND HIMKIKON Phone 17W 17H Room 1 mill U Whlto llulldlnc NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Dud lu Our Suds" PHONE 154 Corner Main nnd Conner Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 OUR CLEANING, PHCHSINO AM REPAIRING WILL MAKE VOU1I CLOTHHH LOOK LIKE NEW HATH UKIU.qciCKD Good Cnllcd for and Delivered 111! Until Htrect Klnnmth Fain DR. J. G. GOBLE Tho woll-known Optician now locatod In K. D. Block, 1313 Main. Phono 2S3-M. CHIROPRACTOR Dr. fiU C. Bridge Over First Stato and Savings Bunk Sulto IOC Phono 103-J u.Ni)i:n ni:w man- AGKMHNT HOTEL ARCADE Klamath l'nlN 1'rco Bus McctH All Trains All modorn outsldo rooms Ilatoa roasonablo II. A. KEMP, Manogor DR. L. L. TRUAX WAIUtKN HUNT IIOHP1TAL Dny Phone. 407 Night Phone. IMW 6th Street Bakery "BETTER BREAD" 126 S 6th Street If you have a watch to repair don't send it to a blacksmith, but LET GEORGE DO IT GEO. L. METZ Watchmaker and Jeweler 622 Main St. Get Your Skid Don't Wait Until You Have an Accident GUARANTIED SPRINGS for Trucks and Cars ot all makes. D.A.KENYON O. K. SHQP 439 Sixth Street pn0ne 462 Coe's Auto Service Hudson, Buick, and Dodge Cars Country Trips a Specialty PHONE 108 United Cigar Store 021) MAIN STREET . Klamath Lodge No. 13? I. O. O. F. MvijIh Friday night ot ouch wook at I O. O. V. tmll, Dili and Main streets. Chns. Newninn N. Q. W. C. Wells V. O. 0, II. Manguo Socy. V. I). Cofor Troas. HNCAkfl'MKNT 11. V. Ilrown C. P. J. V. Ilrowbakor - B. W. L. J. McCluro ... .................Scribe Nnto Ollorbeln . ., Troamiror Klamath Falls Cyclery Wo aro horo to sorro you, and aim to servo you right. Motorcyclat and lllryclos. Parts nnd Acossorlea. Tiros nnd Tubos, that will stand your Inspection, as wo carry the bust In our lino. Repair shop In connection with Harley-Davldion Borvlco. Phono 979 1010 Main Ht. Klamath Fall O. E. niHHARK Excavating Teaming Lot u make you a price on dig cine that basomont, or other ex cavating you contomplato. We also do toam work ot orory description. Phone 426-J DENTISTS Dr. E. G. Witecarr.r PUONB 8S Dr. P. M. Nol phoni Over Uaderwoo4'a Beiealk aad Mala 8treta 0W010W0BUmqB AAWWWWMWWV DR. O. A. RAMDO Dentut I. O. O. r. Bnlldlag PnONK fll '-"-"---i-i'i -wrM-wrwuTjxAjjJ Klamath Falls Plumb ing. & Heating Co. 1171! MAIN HT. PHONK B48-W DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 321 I. O. O. P. Temple PKLIOAN HAT DUB Faro 26o each way Leavos Itoi Cafe Leares Pelican City 7:46 a. m. 8:00 a. m. 12:45 p. m. 1:00 p. m Rcckard Rent Scrrloe Phono 77 26-tt Chains Now 5 - V If It's Loose We Will Move It O. K. TRANSFER CO. 124 . Sixth St. Phone 87 ttk a .W ,Yr,