, , .t; T PAGE THIIER THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON WEDNK8DAY, OOTOBEtt Sfl, !,. The Office Cat NOTICE FOIt PUBLICATION (Publlshor.) DBPARTMBNT OP TUB INTKIWOn, Not coal land HELP! JbLAl Outbursts of Everett True By Condon BV JVN1VH DID 11IH PAHT ."When Johnny returned home after pending his first day at the now cbool,,ho was asked what be had learned. "Nothln, ", he replied. "Nothing? Well, what did you do there anyway?" '"Nothln' ". The toacher wanted to know- how to rfpoll 'cat' nnd I told her." I When a woman rocs a man wilt tils collar discussing her clothes she Just laughs up wboro her sleeve used to be. Soma men aro born poor other dabblo In tho itbek market, opines Jack Thompson. - J CAN STWD YOU?, URUTAUTf JUST So LONG. NiO THAT'S A-- cKl-, N. y b- Somo pooplo worry about how tlioy are going to moot their bills and orae worry about how they aro go ing 'to doge thorn. "Fatty" Arbucklo Is quoted as Bay ing ho In through with boozo. Per haps ho la right. Ordinarily tboy do not sorvo It In Jail. r7Xe NcrXT TIMNL I'd gjprz The turtlo doves woro fcodlng with tho hens out In Olene township the other day. "Hep," said tho far mer, "I call this my coo clucks clan." Times change Onco they went liomo to mother; now thoy go to court. "Jf you woro compelled to travel," nays a fomlnlno wrltor, "what book would you prefer as a constant com panion?" A check book, please. An employer wants his stenogra pher to tako personal Interest In his affairs, and sometimes ho wants to tako u personal Interest In hers. FEE LOOKS FOB MEL TO Bt Off WINTER KVIDKNCH (JALOItK She "I hoar that Jack Chasslo has turned out to bo qulto a success' ful aiitompbllo racer." He "I should say so. Threo frac tured ribs, a broken noso, a dislocat ed ehouldor, n sprained wrist and a gash on tho forehead Is his record so far this season." Postmastor Oonornl Will II. Hays Is trying to flguro out somo mothod of getting Into circulation a billion dollam which ho says tho pooplo of the country havo In their stockings. We'vo got a good alibi, all right, for ourmtocklngs won't hold monoy. ' "I wondor who Btarted this fad of going to tho mountains, anyway?" Mohammed, I bollevo." AFTKIt THH POKKIt "AMB Broko, broko, broko In tho cold gray dawn, O gee! And I Know what her tonguo will uttor When wlfo lays hor oyes on mo. Hotel rates must bo high enough to cover tho cost of tho towels and soap tho guests carry away. Oystor.8 cannot llvo In wntcr that contains loss than 3 por cont salt, but lobstcw can llvo anywhere without epoclal nrrnnBomont8 ovon without work. Things, wo Iovo to talk about. Monoy, oursoWos, moro money nnd moro about ourselves. , t SAN FIIANCISCO, .Oct. 24. That business conditions In tho Pacific coast states aro better than In 1 tho tnlddlo west and tho oast Is tho opinion of Chas. S. Fee, pas- sengor traffic manager, Southern ti.ui. . . xuviiic company, wno nas mat re turned from an extonded trip which took him to all 'parts- of the United States. Mr. Fco bolloves that travel to tho Pacific ccast'thls next win tor wilt bo heavier than last. "I havo Just roturnod from a 12,000 mllo Journey covorlng a ten wcoks' porlod," says Mr. Fco, "dur ing which tlmo I visited all of tho Southern Pacific gonornl agencies In tho United States. This Journey ombracod n visit of from ono to four or five days In some twenty flvo of tho leading cities of tho country. ' "I roturncd 'from this trip with tho Impression that general busi ness conditions on tho Pacific coast In all torrltory between San Diego and Vancouver wero quite, If not moro favorable than In tho mlddlo and eastern states. The condition In tho states east and' southeast of tho Missouri river seemed to vary considerably as botwoon different locallttoa In tho samo states but all signs scomod to point to tho fact that business has definitely turned tho corner although there was ovId onco of skidding In somo sections "Our agents generally roport that tho Pacific coast will havo travel this coming winter considerably In excess of tho season a year ago, al though It is a fact that outbound steamers for Europe from Atlantic coast ports are carrying many sight soers and tourists who visited Cal irornia during the winter 1919-20, which morcly emphasizes the fact that the Pacific coast should bo up and doing lfv they want to hold nnd Incrcaso tho volumo of eastern traffic which thoy havo horetoforo enjoyed." "M IIM1K . 1 3 Tho North Pacific seal hord once contained ,2,600,000 animals. Pola glo soallng almost wiped them out. U. S. LAND OFFICE at Lakovlow, orogon, Bopt. 2G, 1921. NOTIOD Is hcroby given that Wil liam Worden, of Midland, Oregon, ho, dn Nov. 29th, 1910, made Homestead Kntry, No. 08398, for Lot 3, Section 28, Township 40 S, nango 9 E Will. Meridian, has filed nottco of Intontlon to mako final three-year Proof, to establish claim to tho land abovo described, before O. It. DoLap, Clerk of tho County Court, at Klamath Falls, Oregon, on tho 3rd day of November 1921. Claimant names as witnesses: W. a. Shdrll, T. J. Lyons, C. W. Potter, J. w. Jory, nil of Midland, Oroiron. .Notice twill be published for flvo consecatlvo weeks in tho Klamath Herald. W.irj r , 37 T. BTJHOE88, Register. B 8-B-13-19- DBIJKQUKNT.BALB XOTIOB Port mama Meadow Co. Location otjPrtaetpal place of bos Inesa, Baa Francisco, California. Lo cation of Worts, Klamath County, Oregoa. NOTICE There are delinquent poa the following described stock, on account of Assessment No. 1, lev led on the 3nd day of September. 1121, the several amount set oppo site the names of the respective shareholders, .follews: . rfo. No. names Cert Shares B. R. Roames 8 101 W. W. Jones IS 114 Frieda V. Doak 14 . 1 D. P. Doak IB SOS F. U. Doak 18 17S And In accordance with an order of tho Doard of Directors made on the 2nd day of September, 1921. bo many shares of each parcel of such stock as may bs necessary will be sold at public auction at the office of the Company 611 Market Street, San Francisco, California, on Hon day, tho 7th day of November, 1921, at tho hour of 3 o'clock P. M. of said day, to pay said delinquent assess ment thereon, together with costs of advertising and expenses or the sale. W. W. JONES. Secretary. Office 831 Market Street, San Francisco, California. O. 21-N 2. Every day. Am't 11,000. 1,140. 10: 6,000. 1,760. law and DR. GERALD F. WARREN DENTIST PermeaaaUy located t Dorris, Calif. SPECIALIST DT Crowns ad Bridge Work Prices Reasostable. Work Gaaranteed 0Z Advertising pays. Try It and see. Klamath Lodge No. 117 L O. O. F. Meets Friday night of each week at I. O. O. F, hall, 6th and Main streets Chas. Newman ............N. O. W. C. Wells V. O. O. B. Mangue ...Secy. W. D. Cofer . ......... Treas. ENCAMPMENT H. V. Brown .... .. ........C. P. J. V. Brewbakei ........ ....... .8. W. L. J. McClure Scribe Nate Ottorbeln Treasurer .sfssav alsSBBBtaw. BBBBSWBBBBW -lBBBfc SBBBBBBBSTH SbWT MBBmJBBflBaHsBPBBBBBBmM OCTOBER 19th to 29th CAMPAIGN HEADQUARTERS 4th &. Main Phone 5000 Make Your Contribution Now! jj Cooking Electricaly the ideal method If you have a watch to repair don't send it to a blacksmith, but LET GEORGE DO IT GEO. L. METZ Watchmaker and Jeweler 622 Main St. I Get Your Skid Chains Now Don't Wait Until You Have an Accident . GUARANTEED SPRINGS for Trucks and Curs of all makes. D.A.KENYON O. K. SHOP 439 Sixth Street Phone 462 DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Phone 196- J DB. W. A. LEONARD Dentist Specialist lr. Extraction. Oral Surgery and diseases of the mouth Room 10 over Golden Rule BX-8KRVICB .MEN, ATTENTION' Klamatn Po.c No. 8, American Legion meets at the City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. Ex-service mon are lilted to at tend the meetings. For membership cnr.. or Informa tion ex-servlco men at., requested to sco or write the following efficers: J. 11. Carnahan, Couaiandor. Roy N. Fouch, Poot Adjutant For relief of employment see or wrije the Chairman of The Relief and umpioymont uomnwiice, Olds, care LakesIdo Lumber pany. - Francis com- Electrically equipped kitchen hold no terrors for the housewife. They are, cool, cozy, and comfortable in the summer. They eliminate the drudgery, the grime and the nerve racking tension caused by wood stoves. The expense is surprising ly low. Let us tell you about it. sA"AAVtsAVtsVtjt 1 The California Oregon Power Company t 'Let us be your servant?' Don't fail to read the Herald Classified Ads. t!LA rO0AK WORK I Leave Your Ftlttvs 'Before 9 OclocK-Your ,ri. Pictures csr ready at' 3 III L I c ftp I sal I H fl II sH Ismail II lam I ALm HswHsW I'lll fl I kV U IUWI wwwww rum DI f W' KLAMATH FAUS OREGON tstS" I V I WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE ' I.P'JRIT'-'J WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE BUY THEIR DRUGS f lACgyqcYj TOM,SUGGESTS, HELEN ACTS BY ALLMAN , THAT WA3 A FINE Dinner you had i peel pre.tty good I WOULDN'T MIND SRftlMO A GOOD ohovj Right nov4 OH.n LIKE TO GO TO A SHOW " I'Ll CALL RIGHT UP AND ORDER. SOME. OEATSJ ti 1 L i u TfaB WAIT AMINUTE:WERE NOT GOING TO A SHOW' I JUS1 SAID.YD LIKE TO 60' I'VE GOT SOME, owice work to r1 DO TONIOrrT' VES, TWO FOR , TONIGHT, PLEA5E' SIXTH tOVf THOMA5 DOFP - TUAUK Vol if . .,n,,.- .WW. V k IWIl fi5 (I Id zr oiffsouti COAT' ON. 1 THEY'LL ONLV HOLD THOSE TICKETS UNTII. 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