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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Oct. 25, 1921)
f3ii't''JtiXiZ w "' . .. v jaMi: ft a r THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PAGR THRBR TUEHDAY,;qOTOUim:20,r 10211 31 -iU .. cLr MMAMMtfWMWWWWVVMVVVWMMMWVMMMMAMMMMMMAMMMMA The Office Cat bbbbbH P" DVJCN1UH .J tho '' I Outbursts of Everett True By Condon o . 1. OrootlngHl furnaco yot? Havn you started A wlfo should hol) lior husband In 'eycrythliiK cxcopt drlvlng'tho fam ily car, saya Hill Dclzoll. Marrlod men ara mill (o live long' r, but slnglo men say It only seems longer. No natter how profitable a busi ness deal, It never equals tho thrill of finding a $6 bill In an old suit. Del Uamiupn'sayH If a .woman would saorlflco an much for liar hus band oh alio doos for bor flguro, all tarrld men would havo bank uc-cota(a. CT??4rlissssKisssPV jsv2ri& ymTJEsSsJ&t VERY CLOSE '.'Tho cuRtomcra aro complaining," said, tho boss barber. "Claim you ahavo 'cm too closo." "That's tbo roault of helping my father In tho grocery. Dean used to shaving clipped boot and cbooso." Did you notlco that Doc I'nyno Is a high official In tho Indiana Dontal Association. FATTV IS FREE. Wall, grucloua mo, old Fat la froo, To roam about tho town; Ilia pllo of dough stopped all his woo, 'And klllod tho public frown. lto's dono with strlfo, ho lovos his wlfo, And his dear ma-ln-law. With ho-malo "bugs" and femalo liuga ITo'b passed boy on d tho law. Ills lawyora bold, his banknotes fold, Thelrpockots aro wolt flllod; So abut ono oyo, whon folks fly high And other folks aro klllod. Isn't It nbopt time to spring the annual report about tbo ahortago of Thanksgiving turkoya, NOT nuiir THAT WAV A prlvato was shaving' himself In tho o'pon air when hi a sorgoant cmno along. ' Sorgonnt "Do you always ahavo outsldo?" VOf courso," nnswor'od tho prlvnte. "Did you think I was fur llnodT" ' UKADV FOR THE NEXT "I mot old Doacon Dluobcard ,tho other day, and asked him It bo had gof rid of tbo car In which bis wlfo was klllod whon sho was learning to drlvo." 'What did ho say?" "Not by n'dum Bight, by Hock, any man Is liable to .marry again." Toachor Namo two of tho world's groatost deserts. Pupil Sahara and tho United States. , Thyslclana say that it is not wlso to spankchlldronton omPty.stomaclis tho best way Is to turn them ovor. lion Whonco tho black eye, old thn? 1 Loo Oh, I wont to a 'dance last night, and was struck by tho boauty of tho placo. ' ' i lf?. TBur (tS IS 1H CSTH'CcR ." y M't" S 'M-s P'tflCOLTV MlYH A fatCJ'boC i MO,ro-i.'(A(H?l TO 3H2 CXrr, aimo si?rr' A ' iVAtJVK,S. oy YOU To -RUN UHTH m story . WilhacknoutltdsmtntltoK.C.B,' ' It never rams 1 Vl : i bui XSS, I'UL ClVe c)T A STATeMGfciTl TWIS, N6.t6HfiOB. FCCCOW OUCHT A CbltNteT AND A SGLF" INSTRUCTION T200C AJOs 3IAKTC IM and aftcr a err x "oii?.tc3s im n , the iMSTieoeTidN Gcxxc IS amS- in Qaou CONDITION, BUT IN'ST&AV O www. CSAKC(A MAN 2.5TTINi. A H.TJS O M6, HAVS I4IH GOt ON6 OV TH-5 V -' " v in .,- L5 V.S i-"l it pOlTTS! OIWKHVATIONH OP OLDFMT INHABITANT ' I kin remomccr wncn a man could aaYo ou railroad faro by buying his ticket from a ecnlper. INo man is.blggor than tho law, but occasionally. you find ono whose bank roll appears to be, nays Jack Furbor. WEATHER RKOORD 'Hercaftor tho Herald will publish tbo mean and maximum tompora turf s and precipitation record as tak en by tbo U. S. Reclamation sorvlco station. Publication will covor tbo day previous to tho paper's lssuo, up to C o clock of tbo day.. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Dct. Oct. Oct. Oct. Oct. 3 4 . 5 C. , 7 8 . 0 10 . 11 12 , 13 14 . 1C 1G . 17 18 10 30 21 22 23 Oct. 24 Max. 80 ...JO 82 ....78 77 ....83 83 ....82 ...:.so ....74 ....06 ...ifl.2 03' ....07 CG -s 74 . SI .. 71 .. 53 , .. B0 . 62 . 113 Mln. 43 30 '46 43 44 45 39 33 47 13 41 45 35 45 30 38 45' 40 25 35 24 27 Pro-clpltntlon .02 .03 Lee County Head Wilson Foundation DOINGS OF THE DUFFS PORTLAND, Oct. 25. Will T. Lee, assessor of Klamath, county and ono of tho best known citi zens In the Klamath country, ac cepted while In Portland Saturday appointment as chairman of tho Woodrow Wilson Foundation cam palgn.for Klamath county. "This "is an enterprise into which wo can put our hearts as well as our money," said he. "The war president or tho United States do- Horvos tbo honor; our, ideals ,for tho future peace and wolfaro of, hum- onlty deserve thq Inspiration wh,lcb will como through the awards from tbo income of tho foundation to porsons and groups that have made unusual contribution to genoral welfare, llboral thought, democra cy and poaco." lilXUOX DKLIXJATK IvKAVKfl FOR KANSAS OITV TOMORROW J. H. Carnahan and wlfo leave tomorrow morning for Kansaa City, Missouri, whoro Mr. Carnnhan will participate In tbo convention of the American Legion which starts Octo ber 31 and 'puds November 3. Mr. 'Carnahan wilt bo ono of tho 15 dele gates appotntod. In tho atato of Ore gon to attend tUo convention. A Clawinod Ad will sell It. Klamath Lodge No. 137 L O. O. F. Meets Friday night or each week ai I O. O. V. hall, 6th and Main atreets Chas. Nowman .... . N. Q. W. C. Wolls V. O. O. D. Manguo .......... ...... Secy. W. D. Cofor ....... . .. ...Troas. KNCAbil'MlSNT H. V. Drown .... .... C. P. J. V. Drowbakoi ..... ........8. W. L. J. McCluro .... Scribe Nato Ottorboln . ........ Treasurer MW Portraits and Enlargements :: Art f rnitics and framing. HENLINE PHOTO SHOP Opposite courthouse . ) t Phono 30 037 Main I DR. GERALD ' F. WARREN DENTIST , Pcnnonantly located "it Dorrls, Calif. SPECIALIST IN' Crowns and Bridge Work Prices Reasonable. Guaranteed Work '"'Isifc'fy- '' - 'V & ''?'& ' l cV "w, -.r -".''.; m. ft , Xt I .('. ., ' i rtK f , . , '' "' .''i . J ., .,- Ir.y,..,, -., . ,5 'Mfc-!.,' , : vn IT WA8 "company night" BUT WHEN 1 got homo. I POUND tho Drowns. HAD A sick baby. AND COULDN'T como. SO I chortlcd'"Oh, joy. I. ! lfi(, WONT SUE and I hav. j . )l IV SWELL EAT8 for two!". BUT NO, Suo said. "YOU DONT suppott. ' t I'D WASTE all this food. i ) I' i t .v.f,"I lfVPn- kVJ i .) .1,1 , .. U..!.fr, j i ' i';i,'l. - . . "uth. ax. i- 4 -.-..-i-.v-.. jsua fjfMmk. jt' tt' CUF imti , fl im r . (hes kVilBBBBkk aB JUST ON your AND SO I said. i "LETS PHONE the Bmttfca.1 . ' BUT THEY had headaches. THEN WE tried tho Jonose. . '. ' AND THEY fell for it. 1, v AND WHEN grub for four. . ; - WA8 JU3T about ready. f THE PHONE bell tinkled. . AND THE Drown baby was bctUr. j- m AND A mlnuto later. THE SMITHS changed tbclr mind, AND THE Missus fainted. . "OH, WELL," I said. "THE MORE the merrier. WHAT'S THE difference? IP THERE.Isn't enough food. I'LL FEED tho males. ON THE cigarettes that satisfy. AND YOU women can talk. AND BETWEEN tho two. WE'LL ALL bo.SatUned." '' 'o.iwfc Mim - '. .... tin v """ T" "". if f ' r l5T '" -ajLA-Wy -Ult. n.'m m;sril;Nv(W w&w- V : .". .). Wf ' . . -,ili' i!,f ' fiSl-j, - ' it ,-i ( v- ' I' V ! M . X .. IX70NDERFUL company. TV ChciterOelda- any time,. anywhere. J ust seem to "hit the spot." Good tobaccos, food! blending, (by a private lorrmua , good-look- CTji U1CI1UIJ1K, that can't be coj f by a prlvat be cooled) . I tag package with an air-tight wrapper. On every count, an. all-arouna aownrignt gooa smoke. "Satisfy": All ovw the place. fiela CIGARETTES Liggett & Myf.s Tobacco Co. iM earl Phouo 196-J DR. W. A. LEONARD. DenUst Specialist 1l Erfractlnns. Oral .Surgery and disease of the mouth . Room 10 over Golden Rule 8ERTICB HEN, ATTENTION' P'v Klamatn Pot No. 8, American Legion meets at the City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays of each month, Ex-service men are invited to at tend tho moetlngs. For membership car&j or Informa tion ex-servlco men art requested td see or write the following efficers: J. II. Carnahan, Commander. Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutant. For relief of employment see or write the Chairman of The Relief and Employment Committee, Francis Olds, care Lakeside Lumber company, Get Your Skid Chains Now Don't Wait Until You Haye an Accident GUARANTEED SPRINGS for Trucks and Cars of all makes. D.A.KENYON O. K. SHOP 439 Sixth Street Phone '462 If you have a watch to repair don't tend it to a blacksmith, but LET GEORGE DO IT ' GEO. L. METZ Watchmaker and Jeweler 622 Main St. NO PLACE FOR PANSY BY ALLMAN BMtj,. -umBi ii 4 -i i i ei tl r nr m vl ill