A THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON Ai:uui)AY, octorer aa, i02t. PAGE it V "lJ""""i, The Office Cat Pfra in .ll'MITs THE WAITER How tlio waiter hovors "When you start to cat', Fixes plntes and cover, Leans ncnlnst your scat. Kro tlio coin is slipped him Ho lias many fears, Dut when you have tipped htm Thon ho disappears. PRINTER WAS PEEVED Charley Harris, Ft Worth, Toxas, prlntor got slightly peovod at n lot- tor from a doctor who wonted olds on several thousand lottcr-hcnds, dlf foront sizes, dlfferont grades and dif ferent colors and wanted tho print ing form hold standing. So Charley wrote: ''Am In tho market for bids on ono operation for appendicitis. One, two or flvo-lnch Incision with or without ether also without or with a nurso. If appendix Is found to ho sound, want quotations to Includo putting samo hack and cancelling or der. If removed successful bidder Is expected to hold incision open for about sixty days, ns I expect to bo on tho markot for gallstones at that tlmo and want to savo tho extra cost of cutting." Kansas City Post. AFTER THE LOVERS' QUARREIj Sho "Oh, Jack, darling, how your heart Is beating. I bollevo you real ly do love mo a llttlo after all." Ho (still .grouchy) "Nonsense, That's a llttlo knock In tho engine you hear." A Pennsylvania professor reminds ns that tho modern girl Is Inferior to Venus do Mllo. Ho forgets Miss do Mllo was nn adult lady when sho posed for her statuo and that tho campus girls with whom ho finds fault aro still on tho glgglo sldo of 20. Qtvo thorn tlmo. iLlfo's a good deal llko April al tomato i cloud and sunshine., Tho salary of Itoscoo Arbucklo was said to havo been tho lowest of all tho movlo "stars" about $G,000 n week. Yet oven this starvation wago Is probably greater than ho will bo ablo to command In any other call ing. Tho follow with tho woll filled cellar doesn't bollevo In tho freedom of tho selzo. You can't tell tho slzo of a car by the loudness of Its horn. i JOSH WISE SEZ Tho big fish ain't found In tho little puddles. Judge Al Lcavltt wants to know what became of tho .old-fashioned housewlfo who mado good prcsorves out of wator melon rinds. An authority says that tho golfing faco Is woll established. Wo should imaglno a golfing faco to woar an expression of deep disgust. Our Idea of a woll equipped wom an Is ono whoso tongue Is so sharp sho can cut any chew that she can't bite off. "How did Cranbury ovor man- DOINGS OF THE DUFFS Se'thThTwTrTV .f; I MADE IT ALL I n r i ,--' V ,URhL ) L TWrV-r-M'T ' STEP 0VC9 I WNfWwvsivwwwwWVMWWWNWMMWWyVWMMMAAAMAAMAAAAAMAAMAf Outbursts of Everett True By Condon jmVWWWMWWWHMMi1 HOW TH-5 CAMS Vr ---- 9 COMG OUT TOTV 5 p- '' 1 lAJAS OUT XHGfZ.S CAST UCS&K UHCW TMCV PCy50 THAT MO-MIT S4MCi. OM, t3oY, THAT (vA SQplG WTJ-el! THAT FSt-COlU IS 3URS A HOT 'PlTCHeR1. ago to get so dcoply in dobt as ho Is?" "I wish I knew. I can't oven stand my grocer off for moro than a weok at a tlmo." Another example of tho "Call of tho Wild" Is found In tho Indignant citizen who visits the newspaper of flco to kick becauso his name Is spoiled wrong. Klamath Falls Kick ers, watch out! AT THE CHURCHES No changes will bo mado In this column unless the copy Is at Tho Evening Herald otflco by 5 o'clock Friday evening. SACRED HEART CHURCH, cornor of Eighth and High, Rov. Hugh J. Marshall, Rev. J. V. Molloy. 1st Mass at 8:00. 2nd Mass at 10:30. Evening services at 7:00. CHRISTIAN SCIENCE society of Klamath Falls hold services In tho lower room of tho Library building, cornor of Third and Main streets, ovcry Sunday morning at 11 o'clock RHEUMATIC ACHES QUICKLY RELIEVED THE racking, agonizing rheumatic ache is quickly relieved by an ap plication of Sloan's Liniment. For forty years, folks all over the world have found Sloan's to be the natural enemy of pains and aches. II penetrates without rubbing. You can just tell by. its healthy, cumulating odor that it is going to do you good. Keep Sloan's handy for neuralgia, sssatica, lame back, stiff joints, sore muscles, strains and sprains. At all druggists 35c, 70c, $1.40. $lO& IzmmentiSi hmrns aw", - e.-i. ct.i j via ilea oicmniu,- mill On of Dr.Hobion'B J"miljRonediC.l orncloir, ).(ld.ycom:;xioaUe tixlj 3Xi .33 Dr-Hobsonb cr.siraOiavncnt s DC ri "te'.A I L WWllul l "" M ft mmm - I n-TJll CI i it "" -jl i ''JiitiEr " -" MlXAMAAAAMAMMMAAAMMWMAMM TA4. HY ORDSft YOUR HANiOS B6FOR.6 z& rG.-7 ? I "X ' Cm " " 3. and ovory Wednesday ovonlng at 8 o'clock. Tho Sunday school session is from 9:4S to 10:45 every Sunday morning Tho subject for Sunday Is: "Doctrlno of Atonoment." Tho froo reading room and frco lending library is open from 2:30 to 4:30 on Tuesdays, Thursday and Sat urdays. THE SALVATION ARMY. Tho meetings at the Salvation Army will bo as follews: Sunday morning at 11 o'clock Llout. H. E. Vftughan -will spoak on "Spiritual Hungor." i Sunday afternoon at 2:30, Sun day school. Sunday ovenlng at 8:00 o'clock TREES TREES!!! Place your order with A. II. Halo, 1014 Main St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Klamath Falls News Agency Fruit Trees, Shado Trees, Evergreens, Berries, Roses and Shrubbery. Orders taken now for Spring dollvory. From tho famous Washington Nurs ery Co., Ynklma Valley, Top penlsb, Wash. Phono 178-J. and I will call to see you any time. Demand for nursery stock is heavy; place your orders at once that they may bo properly and promptly fil led. 25 years personal experi ence In the nursery business. OLIVIA DIDN'T Llout. E. H. Shannon will spoak on "Tho Wiso nulldors." Tho public Is oxtonded n cordial Invitation to nttoml tlicso Borvlccs. FIRST 11APT1ST CHURCH, cornor Washington and Eighth. A, F. Sim mons, pasior. Resldonco G12 Cali fornia nvonuo. I Tho First Unptjst church iiiooIh for worship ovory Lord's Day nt tholr placo of worship, cornor of 8th and Washington streets. Preaching nt 11 a. m. 11. Y. P. . at 7 p. m. Proachlng ut 8 p. m. CHRISTIAN CHURCH, cornor Dth and Pine strcots, C. F. Trimble, pas tor, 2107 Wnntlnnd Avo. Phono 239-R. METHODIST EPISCOPAL CHURCH cornor Sixth nnd Pine streets. Rov. Arthur Rice, minister. yy- GET VERY FAR it Took mE ABOUT TWO WEEKS TO MAKE IT 2f i THE EMMANUKL HAl'TIKV CHURCH, cornor of 1th nnd High; Btroota. Rov. J. J. Dickson, pastor, phono Gd2-J. I, U T II E R A N EVANUKLlOAti CHURCH. Rov. II. J. Moyor, pastor, JLA Kopak I Leave Your Films Wore 9 OclocK-Your AM Pictures arc Sz KLAMATH FALLS OREGOIJ wncKt wi n - I PURITY I BUY THEIR DRUGS w KS P3H Try "Turnover" Toast People who must have their toast; people who would rather have it; those who don't mind it; and those who take it when they can't get anything else; these and all others are the ones who should try toast made on the Westinghouse Turnover Toaster. Because the toast it makes is a real revelation of what good toast can be. This toaster, as its name implies, turns the toast for you. It is attractive, efficient, and economical; and it has been widely imitated because of these qualities; but the best and biggest thing about it is that it makes good toast 4, J, , Link River Electric Company KLAMATH FALLS FOBES SUPPLY COMPANY Wholesale Distributors PORTLAND, ORE. FARTHER STILL ronldonco, 440 South Rlvorsldo itrMt. Installation of tho now pastor Bui -day nt 10:30 at Mooso Hall. Tt Rov. W. F. Uoorg of Portland win 3ronch tho normon, Slborln. In largely mado up of non Russian people, Work rady at 5 ui - rc nUfLE. Iac curacy msiiMIWjU tnuimc . BY ALLMAN NOW 5TAV IW THEPE UMTIL , Vou FIMI6H IT? 9Af ptf II sztpaa.' j