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ANDROSS-GLOVER
STYLE SHOP
707 MAIN ST. PHONE 341 W.
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We Specialize in
Phoenix and Onyx
Hosiery
Silk Wool, and Lisle
SPECIAL
Dresses $17.95
Values to $59.59
Silks and Wools
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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
H.
UV JUNIUH
Advertising Itawn't Pay
1 "I understand that wo nro go
g to bo permitted to brow varlouH
liquors In tho privacy of our
homos."
"That depends n gront iloal on
tho publicity ot our wIvch."
A DAM GOOD HTOKY
(From Ft. Worth Hocord)
It's against tho dam law to fish
off tlio dam plor. When I slung u
wad of squirming oarth wormii over
tho dam plor Into l.ulco Worth I
didn't know that. Hut that follow
llarvo Mimic, Ft. Wayno'u plonl
potontlary oxtraordlnary to Lnko
Worth, told mo about tho dam law
Ho said a man "working on tho best
morning paper In Fort Worth ought
to know It was against tho dam
law to fish off tho dam plor.
Whon I naked Harvo why tho
dam offlcors didn't havo a dam sign
to lot dam visitors know It was
against tho dam law to flNh oft tho
dam plor, ho said thoy did bavoj
tho dam signs on tho dam pier but.
tho dam visitor burned them upi
for kindling. Whllo It didn't occurj
to mo then, I afterwards womlorodj
why tho dam officers haven't sonti
Home dam paint out thoro and put
up a dam sign on tho dam plor,
for tho dam visitors cortalnly
wouldn't burn that.
' Sign or no sign. It's ngalnst tho
dam livw to fish off tho dam plor.
I stood thoro on tho dam plor and
had my dam Ignoranco shown up
to uoiiiu twmity-flvo dam visitors,
all ot whom woro as dam lgnorant
of tho dam law ns I and most of
thorn ns guilty ot fishing oft tho
dam plor ns I. Only thoy saw wlmt.
was taking plnco, and In thirty so
conds woro sitting on tho dnm pier'
ns If thoy woro merely thoro for
tho dam scenory.
Whllo Ignoranco of tho dnm law
ojcuhch no ninii, nriTl I would prob-
nbly know hotter than to wnsh my!
foot In n public drinking fountain,'
It hail never occurred to mo thnt
tho nddltlon of ono or two moroi
worms to a. dammed body of wntor
nlrcady containing millions ot tho
llttlo follarws, could bo ngalnst thoj
ilum law. And If I thought at law
about tho dnm wntor, I'm sure that
tho fact that a mllo or two up sev
eral hundreds or thousands of pco
plo woro nt that moment bosport
Ing thomsolves In tho solfsnmo Hum
med ntrcnm, would havo disarmed
mo of any fenr of offering thorn
dnm fishes a frco meal nt tho dam
spot.
1 Harvo didn't nrrcst mo, bocauso
ho snw I was so dnm Ignorant, but
ho Bald ho would It I didn't havo
a dam story In today'n Itocord, so
tho dnm visitors would havo fair
warning for tho future Horo's tho
dam story alright, but I still con
tend that tho dam offlcors ought
to sond tho dam paint out thoro
and put n dnm sign on tho dam
plor. Thoro'a nono thoro new by n
dum site.
wrapt $;immm j III
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Special Offering for Saturday on Suits
Our dress sale the past week has been beyond our greatest ex
pectations and scores of customers have been made happy by their
wonderful purchases.
As wonderful as the values were in our dress department that
were given, equally so are our Suit values that will go on Sale
Saturday morning and continue all next week.
Values to $69.50
$34.15
i School hns opened. Hazing Um
to hero. Photo shows freshman at
.Dartmouth praying for roln, at tht
behest of tho sopbomoro overlords
Iwho tako enro to sco that his prayer
IU onwrrl from A DUCKCU
Tho Ku Klux Klnn will get you
If
You
Don't '
Watch
Out!
"My now car-Is black, trimmed
with rod."
"My car Is black, too, but I got
tho trimming.
We have selected fifty Suits from our high class
stock selling regularly from $49.50 to $69.50 and have
re-priced them all FOR QUICK CLEARANCE at
Ktylrx run bn found to suit tho chic MIxh or tho mora ro
wrml Matron,
Materials nro in Tricotlnen, Twills, Duvn do Lnlnc, Velours,
etc.
Models nrto straight tailored or flare. Klaborato furs adorn
tunny, others aro lavishly trimmed in embroidery, fancy stitching,
buttons or broJil, whllo oUici-h nro handsomely self tailored.
Wo odvlfto enrly shopping.
Extra Special on Coats for Saturday
$29.50 - $39.50 - $49.50
Andross-Glover Styl
Ily helping to stlmulato tho
building Industry ench ot us will
bo stimulating our own Industry.
Tho nlrplnno Isn't as deadly as
tho battleship to taxpayers.
If porsplratlon Is really "reduc
ing" ratty may loso his chlof asset.
Holdomlscmhiunvor Is tho G-ith
note in tho musical scalo. Soma
folks would llko to havo other notes
run that long.
Itox Hoard says tho only time
woman don't talk scandnl Is when
they whisper It.
Douglass Fairbanks sprained his
nnklo and Chnrloy Chaplin stoppod
on a nail rocontly. !Art is having
a hard run of luck.
' Tho beauties ot autumn an now
on display In tho woods, and tho
tumperaturo Is Just right for a trip
Into ruraldom.
SAYS FAII.UItn HUB TO
si,umi i.v siii:iu ritici:
PORTLAND, Oct. 21. Claims that
tho decline, in tho mnrkott vnluo of
sheop has boon responsible for his
financial losses aro mado In tho bank
ruptcy petition filed in fedoral court
by Will O. Wilson of Klamath Falls.
Wilson gavo his assets as $2G,C82,G0
and his liabilities as J2G,878.4G. Ho
doclared under oath that sheep ho
had valued at $17. GO a head had de
clined to 6.
$34-75
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A lot of misguided Individuals aro
trying to close up tho raco tracks by
winning all tbo bookmakers' money.
TO HONOR LITE
flL ROOSEVELT
INDIANAPOLIS, Ind.. Oct. 21.
Commemoration ot tho sixty-third
annlvorsary of formor President
Theodoro Itoosovolt's birth on Olo
bor 27 Is urged by John a. Emory,
national commnndor of tho Americ
an Legion, in a letter sent today to
all legion posts. '
"Tho American Army In Franco,
and In tho camps at homo neve
had a better friend than formor
President Theodoro Itoosovolt,"
says Commander Emery's letter.
"If ho had had his wish ho would
hnvo fought nnd died at our sldo;
ns ho was, ho fought tho good, causo
nt home, until, llko tho soldier on
tho tiring lino, ho fell, fighting
with his faco to tho enomy.
"Uy his vigorous offorts for pro
pnrcdnoss and national unity ho
mado all Americans his debtors.
Hut tho men who woro tho uni
forms ot tho Unltod States aro pe
culiarly In bis dobt. No ono will
over know how many American
Uvea woro saved to futuro useful
ness by his nppoals tor adequate
preparation beforo war came, nnd
for public support of tho nation's
fighting arm whllo tho war was in
progress.
"On October 27 tho nation will
commemorate tho sixty-third an
niversary ot Theodoro Roosevelt's
birth. Tho National Commandor
urger local posts throughout tho
country either to organlzo celobra
tlons of their own or to tako act
ivo pnrt In whatever celebrations
mny bo arranged by other bodies In
their communities."
Dog Pleads With
Judge, Is Paroled
KANSAS CITY, Knn., Oct. 21.
Toddy, a young Colllo dog, makes
his own plea to Pollco Judgo West,
Kansas City, Kansas, over tho tol
ophono and is granted parolo. Tho
system Kansas City, Knn., whoro
dogs aro charged with mlsbohnvior
Is to sentcuco thorn to confine
ment at tho Wynndotto County
Humana Society Animal Ilcfugo for
from cno to throo weeks. Teddy was
sent up for two -wooks, but having
novor been away from homo and
friends beforo ho spent both days
and night is dismal walling. Tho
matron, Mrs. Whltford brought him
into her own rooms and did every
thing to comfort him but tho wall
ing continued. Finally sho decid
ed to call up Judgo West and ask
him if somo arrangomont could not
bo mado for Toddy's parolo. Whllo
sho was talking Toddy rushed to
her sldo and qulto slloncod hor
volco with his own. Judgo West
nskod If that was Teddy speaking
now and Mrs. Whltford assured him
that It was. Judgo West, having
heard tho arguments rendered a
decision that Teddy might go homo
and remain there during good bo-,
havior.
KAIL STRIKB WILL NOT
CUKII KSSFATIAL SHIPMENTS
Washington, Oct. 21. Plans
for tho movement ot essential com
modities In caso of a general railway
strlko havo been completed according;
to Secretary Hoover.
SAYS ItlXJULAIt WOHIC
j COUNTS MOKE THAN PAY'
J CHICAGO, Oct. 21 A fair wage,
scalo with regular work is bettor
than a high scale on paper with no
work, Harry N. Taylor, Kansas City
coal operator, tola tho American Mill
ing congress.
Tho man witn a grouch gots moro
sympathy than ho deserves.
GRAND OPENING
McDonald's Hall
129-31 SOUTH SIXTH STREET
TOMORROW NIGHT, OCTOBER 22
BIG DANCE BIG TIME LOTS OF PRIZES
Music by Cochran's Orchestra
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
TAKE AND GIVE
BY ALLMAN
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WHERE 15 THAT
LIGHT OVERCOAT
OF MINE?
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THINK WOO
WANTED IT
ANY MORE!
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WANT T ANY MORE?
WHAT DID YOU rT'
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A SECONDHAND
MAM FOR
THREE DOLLARS!
AND WHAT
DID you DO
WITH THE
GLOVES ?
I 6ENT THEM TO
MY MOTHER
AS A PRESENT
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