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I MISCELLANEOUS
FOR 8ALE 4,nrgo Ico box, suitable
for small butcher shop. Crater
Cafo. 10-11
FOR RENT 5 room houso for ont
year or moro $15 pot- month. In-
qulro, Geo. Dlohn, 911 Pine. 1012
LOST Between Klamath Falls anil
Midland ono sot of tiro chains
Flndor ploaso return to Link Rlvor
Battery Station and recolvo rowanl..
10-12
FURNISllED ROOM AND BOARD
i .for two men, Uso of phono and
. bath. Apply'at 901 Pine St. or phone
f' 460-W. 06tf
W.ILL THE TWO young men who
, callod on the operator at the Star
thcatro, Klamath Falls about March
6th, 1921, to learn moving picture
operating and electricity, ploaso write
Roy O. Patch, Klamath Falls, Ore
! 10-15
FOUND Lens and framo for auto-
moDiio, doiwooh uartictt springs
and Lamb's mill, can at Herald or
flee, Identify and pay for ad.
10-11
WANTED 1-wo wood cutters nnd ono
teamster. Phono 342W. Call at 419
lOthT 10-11
FOR-S'AliE -Four room modern bun
galow. Closo In, new paint, big
flrd place, lawn. Terms. Wlshnrd-Wood-Bcntley,
121 North Sth street.
, 10-11
FOR RENT Room and board In prl-
, vate family. 350 9th street.
10-14
FOR SALE OR RENT 3 room
heuse: If you are looking for
a real bargain, Call K. K. K. Storo or
phono 488. B. Noud. 10-11
"FOR SALE Royal typewriter, 1003
""HlgJbjBtreet 10-12
FOR SALE LARGE ICE BOX
suitable 'for small butchor shop
. or restaurant,. Inquire of Crntcr
: Cafo. 09-11
FOR SALEv OR WILL TRADE
for city property Electric Piano,
ln good shapo. Crater Cafo. 9-ll
FOR RENT HOUSEKEEPING
and two sleeping rooms. 39 High
St., Phono 255-H. 09-1 2
FOR RENT NICELY FURNISHED
front room. Bath and phono. 512
N. 9th)Bt. OCtt
FOR SALE 100 purebred Mottled
Ancona pullets, G'A months old,
$3.00'cach; 130 rods of rabbit proof
fence and '100 cedar posts. Going
away. Alice I. Miles, Merrill R, D.,
near8tukel bridge 010-11-12
MOORE ROOMS UNDER NEW
4 .management. 75c and $1.00 In
cluding bath. 1313 Main. 07-14
WANTED BOARDERS BY DAY
"-.. ftf weolc Broad St., near Main,
back of Chevrolet garage. 07-11
'HELP' WANTED WOMAN FOR
cooking and genoral housework.'
' No, laundry. Good wages. Address
Mrs. John Callman, Box 383.
10ff-12i"
WANTEDt-MATRESS MAKING &
flight upholstering work. See Wal
ter Lewis, 336 Oak St. or 414
Fourth. 05-12
FOR SALE-rLot 6 In Block 41, Hot
Springs Addition. Klamath Falls.
.Make offer, cost $660.00 In 1913.
Address bid to-' Mrs. F. E Norton
Savoy Hotel, Salt Lake City, Utah
:"""' 5-11
tFOR SALE 1 19S0 C passenger
' Ford, Electrlo startor, good condi
tion. .,
1 IlJIIUimil J'AUS rtUllf lJ.
'3I Main
Phono SIO
8-1 C
.TOR SALE Small Heating stove
.Cull at 51 Main, upstairs, or at 115
.North 4th St. 8-11
FOR RENT Furnished room for
gentleman. Hot and cold water.
505 9th St. 8-1 L
DOINGS OF THE DUFFS
f M GOING TO
LEAVE IN Five
MINUTES, HONEY
WELL.OEAR.I WISH
VOU'D STOP AT THE
MARKET AND'GET
SOME. MEAT AND
THINGS AND L
IU T THINGS AND lit - f -l' - -fcT-' t
COOK OUR FIRST j2L I f
L DINNER FOR US' H &fiSf v Vj ' ' "
COOK OUR FIRST
DINNER FOR US-
WATERMAN PIANO SCHOOL
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POPULAR SYNCOPATED STAND-
. ., ARD MUSIC
BEGINiNKllS fi ADVANCED PUPIt.il
ACCEPTED
ENROLLMENTS CLOSE, NOV. l.TTII
V. 11. CLARK INSTRUCTOR
S2C LINCOLN, 'PHONE 307
CALL OR WRITE
FOR FREE DEMONSTRATION
GIVEN AT YOUR HOME. if
Shotgun for salo, double- barrel,
Pnrkor, hnmmerless, 12 gauge, first
class condition; also leather enso mid
jointed wiping stick. Prlco $35.
Phono 331W. 4 OS N. 0th St. S-10
Old newspapers for salo at Horaid
office.
ill! t.AUM.u;!' Wlii'n' ymi want
umimuo romovcii, can mv sn.
FOR SALE Om tiowspapcrs at Hpr
ald otflco.
150 tons mixed rod top and wild
hay for salo choap Apply W. H.
Gaddcs, Kaglo Rldgo Tavern. 310'
FOR RENT Steam Heated room In
private family. Phono 73R. G-10
WANTED Woman for gcnornl
housework. Good wages. Apply 415
Washington. C-12
OTII STREET PAINT SHOP
W. E. and J. E. Patterson, con
tracting painters.
Dealers In Paints, Oils nnd Varn
ish. Dutch Boy white lead, $15.50 per
100 lbs.
Pure Linseed oil $1.40 per gal.
25 por cent oft on nil Ennmols and
Varnishes.
n.'io south nth. st. i-io
PA1.VTS. OILS AND VARNISH
WALL PAPER
AV. H.uANll J. K. PATTERSON
Phope 19C-W .127 .N. 4th St.
ALL WANT TO LIVE IN PARIS
So Many Foreigners Are There That
tha Frenchman Is Delng
Crowded.
The New York Evening Post's Paris
correspondent wnyK. that In nn nr.llcle
In Excelsior n French writer contends
thnt while Paris before the war was
the nicotine place of nil nationalities.
It hna now bocomf' their permanent
abode, so that' the Parisians nrc crowd
ed out Into the 'suburbs or unable to
And nn apartment In the city.
Tho writer says that If you tako a
census of the average apartment you
will tlnd Hint It contnlns "Belgians
who left when the German cnnio.
Russians driven out' by iiolshovlsm.
French' families from the devastated
regions who seem to like It where they
are. .American students with their'
omnipotent dollars. Englishmen trying
to do business and representatives of
the Balkan states, Poland, Turkey nnd
other distressed nnd unsettled regions
who nro living" on tho' Lord only knows
what Paris Is proud of her cosmo
politanism, hut Is, finding It Inconveni
ent when tho peoples of tho world
show so little Inclination to move."
Cardinal's Hat Symbol of Office.
Tho peculiarity of tho cardlual's hat
is that It Is not to bo worn. On one
occasion only Is It to bo seen on the
head of tho cardinal, and that Is when
tho pope himself places It' thcro as a
fiymbol of Its owner's elevation to tho
Sacred college. When tho cardinal dies
It Is plnccd In his coffln. Tho hat Is
of a deeper red than that of tho robe
worn by tho cardinal. It has long
heavy silken cords, ehch with 15 tas
sels at tho end. hnnglng'on either sldd
The crimson robes which, Ilko tho hat,
denote tho cardinal's otllce, nro mudc
of cloth which for several generations
past has been supplied by n firm of
cloth merchants nt Burtschcld, near
Alx-la-Chapelle. Tho process by'whlch
tho dye Is dlstllhts a Jealously
guarded secret F
Sometimes tho dentist can quiet
his wlfo's Jawi
DORIS 0OES
THWSPELL
BANQUET?
WON T THAT
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Sho frowned on htm nnd callod him
Mr.' '.
Bccnuso In fun ho moroly Kr.
And then In splto
The following night . "
TJio naugthy Mr..'Kr. Sr.
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Tho reason you nro only fifty per;
cent efficient today. is .bccauBo you
wcro ono hundrod porcont efficient
last night.
What has become of tho old fash
ioned man who, used to ,11ft his hni
In rccogltion of tho Indies, Instead of
touching his hoadgoar with a laiy
forefinger?
, A conference is n lunchoon at
which two or three mon absord a lot
of food.lsmoko and good cigars, toll
a half dozen stories and then go back
to tho otflco without discussing tho
subject thoy buvo docldcd to discuss.
Bill Dczell Bays pocket books can bo
mado smaller for fall nnd winter.
A bollboy passed through tho hall
of tho hotel, whistling loudly.
"Young nCnn,' snld tho manager
sternly. "You know It's against tho
rules to whistle whllo on duty."
"I. urn not whistling, sir," ropllod
tho boy. "I'm paging Mrs. Jones'
dog."
Jim Jones had an awful tlmo last
wcok oxplalnln' to hla wlfo that ovjpry
tlmo ho hold out his band whllo
'round in' a corner that ho wuuo n't
wavlu'nt soma woman.
K. Sugarman sayti only tho rnlut
can muko monoy without advertis
ing. Hoostl
Rombmbcr that Satan romalned in
hcavon until he 'began to knock his
homo town.
Tho Reason.
Tho profiteers
Don't go to Jail
Becauso thoy always
lluvo the ball.
Fallure: A man who wasn't, con
tent tu stick at ono thing ho could
do well.
Apology.
Evory batch of homo brow can't bo
perfect.
Somotlmcs you put in too much
yeast.
Somotlmcs too llttlo.
Somotlmcs thero Js not enough
sugar.
Somotlmcs too much.
Sometimes tho cork pops out..
Sometimes, tho brow goes' flat.
But 'TIs better to havo browod
and failed than never to havo browod
nt all!
Flappors now woar tho plcturo of
tholr "steadies" on tholr shoo buck
les. A cynical married man doclaros
it would bo appropriate for wives to
wear tho pictures of tholr husbands
under tho hcols of tholr shoos.
For tho first time in 'the entire
history of Harvard Unlvorslty a wo
man has conducted services In Apple
ton Chnpol. And nor name was
Mann!
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Aro you, too, ono of that great
sllont army of men who haven't had
any cornbroad since whoatlcsa'days
wont out of stylo threo years ago!
A hotel dinner Is never a success
with some men unless thoy have a.
fight with tho waltor.
Aerial Taxlcabs In Canada.
, Seventeen aerial, tuxlcab compa
nies aro being formed In western
Canada, nnd a 'number of these al
ready havo been licensed by' tho nlr
hoard. Four commercial flying com
panies havo been formed at Winni
peg, and thero nro companies at
Iteglna, Moose Jaw, Saskatoon. Ed
monton, Hnnnn, (Alberta), Calgary,
Lctbhrldge, Banff nnd In Vancouver.
Aerodromes .aro to be built nt Vlrdcn
und Vancouver. Passenger flying , Is
the first object of these companies,
nod mall carrying and distribution
for largo shops nro expected to fol
low. A Classified Ad will sell It.
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A.FRIEND of mine.
WHO COULDN'T spea.
A WOBD of Fronok.
WENT TO P,arls.
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A HAIRCUT and share.
HE PRACTICED n.h'our.-
MAKING 8QN8:
IN THE.looMns; gloss.
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SO THE1 French barber.
WOULD UNDERSTAND htm.
ANDTHENJiewontln.
AND WIQQLED his flmors.
THROUGH HIS hair.
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AND STROKED his chin.
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AND THEibarber grinned.
AND, FINISHED tho Job.
THEN MY friend thought.
HE'D IE polite.
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SO HE gave, tho barber. '
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AN AMERICAN cigarette
WHICH THE barber smoked.
AND MY friend pointed.
TO HIS mouth.
AND SAID "Llkoo too." )
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AND THE barber roared.
AND 8AID "You BET.
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WHEN I workod.
IN INDIANAPOLIS,
AND DELIEVE me.
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ANCIENT AND MODERN LIGHT
Users of Electricity Today Read With
a Smile of .the "Link Boy" of
Old England.
A couple of centuries ago permanent
street lights In tho largo cities of the
world wcro almost unknown.- In old
England "link boys," carrying torches,
wcro hired by gentlemen to light tho
way for thenr when they went out In
'the evening In Loudon. When lamp
posts were j)laccd In tho city streets
tho link, boys' occupation, was gone.
With progress of, Utno lanterns light
ed by' candles or by oil wcro succeeded
by gas of by electric lights'.' Every
city of tho civilized world .normally
has Its principal streets lighted at
night, and tho link boy today Is as su
perfluous as tho sedan chnIK
In n similar way tha famous paves
of tho world, such as tho Mammoth
cavo of Kentucky and Luray cavern
In Virginia wcro fprroerly lighted by
candles curried by guides who 'con
ducted travelers. Rut, today practical
ly all these, subterranean, placos that
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1 1 in nny language and need
no Interpreter. Light up a Ches
terfield, draw deep and more
plainly than words your smile ,
will tell tho world 'They Sat
isfy." It's tho blend that doca
it and you enn't got "Satisfy"
nnvwhero except In ChesUr
flcldi, for that blond can't 6
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bout lh
ChttletfitlA package, of JOT
nro visited by slglitxevrs nro equipped
with electric llghtx, nnd Instead of car
rying a bag nf camllcM tho guldo incre
ly turns nn or off n series of electric
switches as bo conducts a party
through tho cave.
Rnllrond tunnels wero formerly nn
lighted, excepting tho lights In the
trains thnt panseil through them,' bnt
today tunnels, ns well ns stations, are
lighted by electricity. Boston Com
mercial Bulletin.
Mosquitoes Dislike 8wamp.
Recent experiments prove that, con
trary to tho general belief, mosquitoes
do not thrlvo und multiply In 'foul,
stagnant water. In fact, mosquito lor-
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eld
vuo actually loo vigor nnd die wheal
surrounded by decomposed vcgetattoifl
Whether this Ih dun to bacterial ac
tion nn tho larvno or to an excess of
Injurious gns duu to ho decomposition
has not been nscertulned. At any
rate, swamps aro not guilty of encour
aging mosquitoes, und clearing these
swamps dues hurm. Popular Sci
ence Monthly,
Advertising pays. Try t an tee.
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