THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON MONDAY, SEPTEMBER !M, 188 ManoMm Tjhie Office Cat DR.G.A. MASSEY Fourth and Pine Sis. In Warren Hunt Hospital Off. Phone 497 Res. Phone SIM CIGAR STAND Outbursts of Everett True By Condon rWWMMMMMWWVWW,MWWW Trt(5 TUWNY ClTTcer chin ON UiAT GUY OVeR. ThieRcs I PELICAN BAT BUB Fare ISe each way Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City 7:45a.m. 8:00 a. m. 12:46 p. m. 1:00 p. m. 6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m. Reekard Beat Berries Phone 77 28-tf ir I IM h Kf BV iVNIVU KJMln Km A girl who's klesod against her will, Will tromblo, start and Uion koop still, If thus no girl you're ever kissed, Mlfosb, you don't know what you've missed Country Qontloman We klMod a girl like that ono time And thought that wo would foel sub- llmo She trembled, started, gare a cough And tj'iilnmo naar knocked our fool head off! "The fall of man It marked by the Advent of the fig-loaf. says Dee Crane. Now history Is ropoatlng lt aelf. Rex Dord eaye we spond too much time making monoy In this country and not enough ttmo spending it. Not Much Projrrce Not long ago thoro appeared in a Wosturn papor tbo follewing: "The gentleman who found a pock etbook with monoy in Main Street is requested to forward It to tho ad dress of tbo loaor, as ho was rocog nlxed." The next day thoro appeared In the same papor tbo response, which, although courteous, had an elusive air: "The recognized gontloman who picked up a pockotbook In Main Street requests tbo losor to call at hie hou'so at a convenient dato." Harper's Mngarlno. We've Tried It (The time to bur a usod car Is Just before you movo so people In the now neighborhood will think you wero the one who usod Jt. Kansas City Btar. Bill Renner says some of the hardest nuts to crack have tho swoot est meat inside. I "' ' Home Hints Counting sbcop , Will put ono to sloop Of good advlco wo get a large amount How docs It help When babies yelp? The kids oan't count. Still a lot of mon who are masters of their fato bavo to got up and got their awn breakfasts. Once in a while there is an old way of doing things that Is bottor than tho new way, but don't lot that he the means of tying you up to a whole lot of antiquated methods. yolks say "as cool as a cucumber", How cool is a cucumbor, anyway? Life Ah 1 Boo It Sardines got tholr name from Sar dlna. Most of ours are cannod on tho coast of Maine. Someone suggosts that in tho fut ure tbo "blimps" bo mado right horo at home. Better bo small and shtno than to ha great and cast a shadow. Maybe Bo "Why should the groom cut such a small tlguro nttwoddlngs?" "Well, I don't know. Maybo it is a good plan to start a husband off with an idea of his utter unimportance" m IED TO K. F. E T DOMUS, Sept. 24. A new high way for Superior California leading from the Pacitlo highway at Weed WO 1 RUCTFD sBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBr ' Lru 1 U? if ' 1 ' 4MMTI IT I I C5.(ST THAT NO Se STfeig to Klamath Falls, Ore., and through tho Bcenlc attractions of Crator Lake National park In Klamath county, is now assurod. This road will he constructed for an all-year highway, and will eliminate many miles of mountain road now in nee via Top sy grade. . Members of the Klamath county eourt and the Siskiyou county su pervisors, together with citizens from both Klamath and Siskiyou, counties interested In this proposed highway, met at Klamath Falls last wook and decided upon the Weed, to Klamath Falls route through Butte valley in preference to the' old Topsy grade road. From Weed north to Bray $10, 000 has alroady been spent by the Weed Lumber company in putting that end of vthe highway In good condition. It was understood at the Klamath conference that the two counties would build thotr re spective portions as soon as possi ble, thus completing a short cut for tourists into tho sconle wonderland of these two counties before auto mobile travel begins next summer. Annually thousands of nutomo-l biles from California and other, western states traverse the diffi cult roads leading into the Crater' Lake National park and the Modoc lava beds in Siskiyou and Modoo counties. Fishing and hunting aro tbo principal nttractons that draw tourists Into this country, but the unoxcollod beauties of mountainous scenery, lakes and streams is the incentive for many auto parties that each yoar spond a vacation horo. In laying out tho route for the now highway eovoral bad mountain climbs will bo eliminated, .including Haystack Hill. Not only will this new highway prove a groat oBset to this locality in tourist travol, but It will enable local people to roach the outside by automobile during twolvo months of the yoar, a thing now impossible ' SULPHUR IS BEST TO CLEAR UP UGLY Any breaking out or skin irritation on face, neck or body is overcome quickest by applying , Mentho-Sul-phur, says a noted skin specialist. Because of Its germ destroying prop erties, nothing has ever been found to tako tho place of this sulphur preparation that instantly brings ease from the itching, burning and irrita tion. Montho-Sulphur heals eczema right up, leaving the skin clear and smooth. It seldom falls to relieve the torment or disfigurement. A little Jar of Montho-Sulphur may be ob tained at any drug store. It Is1' used like cold cream. Adr. BROKEN OUTS!! Claimed to be tho largest watch in tho world, a tlmepleco recontly ex hibited In London wns sovrateen laches In diameter and Ilfty-tbree Inches round. Discovery has boon mado of a pro cess by which tbo muscular tissues of horses and cattle can be converted Into silk. NOTICE OF BOND OFFERING. Bealed proposals will be received by tbo Common Council of the City of Klamath Falls, Oregon, for the purchase of an issue or $60,000.00 general obligation bonds, In deno minations of 91000.00 or 9600.00, maturing in fifteen years from Au gust 1st, 1921, without right of prior redemption. Said Issuo to he known as "Klamath Falls, Sewer Bonds" .bearing a rate of Interest of 6 per cent per annum; payablo semi an nually. Both principal and interest payablo at the Orogon Fiscal Agency In Now York City. Said bonds are Issuod and disposed of under the charter of said city. Each proposal to purchaso must be filed with the Police Judge of said city on or before 8 o'clock P. M., of uctobor 3rd, 1821, and be accomp anied by a cortlflod check on some responsible banking Institution for C per cent of amount of the proposal. Said Issuo will bo disposed of at not less than par and acenred interest. The council reserving the right to reject any and all proposals. A. L. LEAVITT. Pollco Judge of the City of Klamath Falls, Oregon. 31-20 fAAAABAJWiWVWWW MADE 'IK KLAMATH Alfalfa Meal FOR SALE MURPHY'S FEED STORE ANDERSON'S GROCETERIA SUNSET GROCERY Mfg. by HARRY TELFORD MMAAAMArMMAMMAAMAMAAAAAMAFVWWs DR. T. C CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND SUBGBOX I. O. O. V. SaUdlac PkoaeSM Residence 428 Pine St . Phone 900-R. J. C. CLEGHORN CIVIL BNQINMR AND SURVEYOR Phone 193J 123 B. Riverside Holliday Dairy Wholesale and Retail .Pastortzed Milk and Cream- Phone 501-J. Office Phone 177W Res 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Physldaa and Sargeoa ' White Building ! Klamath Falls Oregon lWWiMWWWWWWt L. D. Gass, M. D. KYE, BAR, NOSH AND THROAT GLASSES FURNISHED I. O .0. F. Bldg. Phone 90-W Rooms 202, 203, 204 Res. White Pelican Hotel. Phone O Klamath Falls Plumb . ing & Heating Co. 1178 MAIN ST. PHONE 048-W VWMVWMWMMMWW Coes Auto Service Hudson, Buick, and Dodge Cars Country Trips a Specialty PHONE 168 United Cigar Store 820 MAIN STREET tMMMMAMMAMAWWMMWMWWMV i Portraits and Enlargements Art frames and framing. J i HEME PHOTO SHOP Opposite courthouse Phone 89 837 Main EX-SXRVICB KEN, ATTENTION! Klamath Po.c No. 8, American Legion meets at the City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays of each moajli. , ., . Ex-service men era luited to at tend the meetings. For membership can or informa tion ex-service men at requested to see or write the following efficers: J. H. Carhahan, Coimnandor. Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutant For relief of emplSyaient soe or write the Chairman of The Relief and Employment Committee, Francis Olds, caro Lakeside Lumber com pany, i Klamath Lodge No. 117 L O. O. F. Meets Friday night of each week at I. O. O. F. hall, 6th and Main streets Cbas. Nowman N. a. .V. O. ..Secy. .-Treas. W. C. Wells .......-....... O. B. Mangue -..... W. D. Cofor .... ENCAMPMENT 11. V. Brown .......... ...... J. V. Brewbakor ........... C. P. ....B. W . L. J. McOlure .Scribe Nate Otterboln .............. Treasurer CHIROPRACTORS Dr. Herbert B. Mallett Dr. Geo. E..- Mallett Office over Underwood's 7th A Main' Phone 639-J f FIXZ SCHOOL OF POPULAR MUSIC I have constructed thru years of experience the only course that rescues you to piay tne piano oy NOTE' and by EAR in 10 to 20 les sons. Write tor particulars, 701 llth St., Klamath trails, Ore. Phone 367R. t w. un. r. it. sjuvinjj Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 821 I. O. O. P. Temple f WILL- Take oat Cellars 'or Fill la Lota CON MURPHY 817 Mortimer St. Phone S41-W CO O P E N A L L N I G T 77 CENTRAL HOTEL GUT GAKRETT, Jf Steam Heated RATESr Transient 75 cents up By Week $4.00 NEWSSTAND all tke. latest news Premium, Dairy Oldest Retail Dairy In Town Phone 22-F-2 GLOVER MAKES Your Watch Keep ' Time. 511 Main St. Klamath Falls SAW MILL ENGINEERING CONSTRUCTION CO. Designers and builders of mod ern saw mills, planing mills ,and bos plants. Dredging. Pile driving. Phone 406-W Office Corner Spring and Oak Near B. P. Depot DR. L. L. TRUAX WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL Day Phone, 487 Night Phone, BW F IV I AMR I PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Phones 17W 17R Rooms 1 and 8 White Building r nnn-nriirirr"T'""iT"j'"""ff" DENTISTS Or. E. a Wisscarrar PHOni 884 Dr. P. M. NmI pwnra Ore CaenrooeVe Sevealk aai Mala Excavating Teaming Let ns make you a price on dig ging that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. We also do team work of every description Phone 426-J o p E N A L L N I G H T s FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phone 434W. JC-Ray Labcrator Loomie BJty EUma Falls NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duds In Our Suds" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Confer Klamath Falls Cyclerjr We aro horo to serve you, and aim to serve you right. Motorcycles and Bicycles, Parts and Acossorles, Tires and Tubos, that will, stand your inspection, as wo carry the best in our line. Repair shop in connection with Harley-Davldson Service. Phone 878 1010 Mala St. Klamath Falls O. E. BD3MARK Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 OUR CLEANING, PHKSSINO AND REPAIRING WILL MAKE XOUR V CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW HATS RUI1LOCKED Goods Called for and Delivered 481 Main Street Klamath Fall DR. J. G. GOBLE The well-known. Optician ,now located in K. D. Block, 1313 Main. Phone 263-M. DR. C. A. RAMBO Dentist L O. 'O. F. Balldlaa PHONE 81 WWWWWMXWWMAMW.. .WI.M HMMWJ CHIROPRACTOR Dr. Lois C. Bridges Over FlrBt State and Savings Bank Suite 10G Phone 102-J Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-Glazing and Cabinet Making ' Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine O. K. TRANSFER CO. 124 a . , i iO vi; if f If It's Loose We Will Move It