The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, September 19, 1921, Page PAGE THREE, Image 3

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Otis Titus ukimI to notlro
Tbatihla glddr goddess, Jxtu,
Didn't eoro to much to cad m -Hook
tho shadown with lior Oil,
Then upspoko thin Otis Titus i
"lt'ii build n lattice, Lotus,
Lotus, let us havo a lattice.
Where no spying eyo could pot us.?
Lotus answored: "Let ui Lot ui,"
"When tho moon bad III us, totusi
In the lattice wo could uut us
And tho world would novor notlco
Kor tho latttco would doloto us.
"Clad with loaves as light a let
tuce We would hare this lattice, Lotus,
Where the boo would come to loot
us.
And tho glow worm light us gratis,
Hut no (eerlng brute could hoot us,
And no Drrutus could get at us,
Lotus, let Us havu a lattice"
"Otis, let us" Answered Iotus,
O. L. Edson In S. Y. Tribune..
What has becomo ot tho old-fashioned
little girl who, on. arriving at
the age of tho grown-ups, donned
long skirts and was qulto proud of
her cbango in apparrelf lior sartor
lal shortage U now made shortor.
MjMcaiimi Verse
"Do you think Owen Morodttb
could sell "Lucille" today?"
"He might, Hut they'd have to run
It a a sorlal,"
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Tile New Car
Husband Now, In driving this
car, of course you will . have to
change gears.
Wife Why, don't they change
tbemi where we bought the carl
Don't pick a quarrol beforo It Is
ripe
1LOC. .Jenkins aaya rich widow
re thai most deslrablo second-hand
articles on the market.
Th Silent Hit
"Oh- Isn't this a grand day for
the plailcT Bo bright and warm,
you know, Aro you euro you got the
cheese. and pickles, dear! I Just feel
that.wo've forgotten something., Oh,
don't you wish wo could do this
everyday, huh? 1 guess I am an out-of-doors
kind of person. I simply
love tho woods and flowers and
things.-Dearie, wilt you pitas get
another bucket of water! And while
you're up won't you pass me the
saltTI That's an old doar. Look outl
Oooh! I thought that hornot was go-,
Ing to stlng-you sure. Oh; dont you
wlthi wo. could do, this ovory day?
Isn't this fun? lYoir mutch tho
children, dear.-whlto 1 pick some nice
boughs to lt cn. My mothor used
to always say that I should havo boon
born' on a farm. I seem to know In
stinctively what to do. Look out!
Look outl Tboro's Wllllo sitting. In
the mayonnaise again I
We have trolled to tholr lairs tho
peoplo who read 'Main Stroot" and
playi"Aln' we Got Pun" on tho pho
nograph an dfound what tboy do In
their sparo tlmo. ,Thoy namo sum
mer cottages.- This Is written at tho
lake, and wo havo nmong us thu foleowing:
DldelAlWoe, HultsuN, Pug O' My
Heart, O So E-Z, Llngor I-ongor,
DIUo Bird, Wlldmoro, Tumblo In,
Itest Havon. Thuau an) sampled.
Home nron't as bad, nomo nra worso
Point Is, If pooplo namo their cot
tages, -why not thulr homo? Why
not tholr cars? For example Tho
Rattler, 01 Squeak Missing Again
Any mptorlst can think up lota of
names that will fit.
MlMAvis Dougherty says that ex
perience ' may bo the best toachor
but ishoi seldom finds any apples, on
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Dr. H. D. Lloyd Strvrart
Physician and Bnrgosi
White Building
Klamath rails Oregon
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Portraits and
Enlargements
Z Art frames and framing. X
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Opposite ooortbowM
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 821
I. 0.0. P, Temple
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Take ot Cellars or F1U la IxU
CON'MURPHY
an Mortimer Si., Phone B41-W
FRED WESTERFELD
DsnnsT
Phone 414 W.
X-Ray faborator
Loosals BtdgM KJaana'A Falls
Premium . Dairy
Olden JU-(all iDalry In Town
Phone 22-F-2
GLOVER
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Youtt Watch iKeep
Time
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating, Co.
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OREGON BREVITIES
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PORTLAND Mrs. C. A. Doll, I-tOl
Kast Lincoln street, was etnrtlud at
10 o'clock Tuoiiday mornlni; when n
strango mnii walked Into hrr bedroom
unannounred, boforn sho liud notion
from bod. Sho snt up nnd "squelch-
od" blnv with tho woll dlroctud re
mark:
"Of ail tho norvo; got ou of horo
at onco."
The burglar compllod with her
wlsbos but carrlnd with him fS found
In a pursn on tho lowr floor.
POHTLAND Continuation of pro
ceedings to cancel tho cltlicnshlp
papers of Joioph Wnnrndlo, alleged
agent of thu Austrian government
durlnc tho war, was ordered by At-torney-Ueneral
Daughurty In a tele
gram to United Statos Attorney Hum
phreys.
MEDFORD Standard Oil servlco
lation on the North Central avenuo
was Invaded this week, by a masked
man' ;wbo relieved Mr. T. W. John
ton, the only occupant, of tho cash
regtsUr.
BALBM More than 100.000 was
paid out Monday by tho Producers
Canning & Packing company to 100
stockholders of tho company, as a
first payment this eoason, on tho
basis of 2 cents a pound, according to .
fred A. Kuril, manager or ino com
pany.
llolmont structH early this morning,
after thu pollen lind cliancd him ncver
ul blocks ns n hitccder,
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PHYSICIAN AND SCKOBON
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DR. G. A- MASSEY
Fewtk aad PIm Sta.
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Off. Pkosa 417 Bas. Pheae SIM.
J. O. CUEGHORN
CIVIL CNQUfUR AND
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Phone 1IJ lit S.i Riverside
PORTLAND Oliver Wlckllno was
convicted by Municipal Judgo Iloss-
man and flnod 1200 und sentenced
to 60 days In tho city pall on a charco
of driving whllo Intoxtcatad. Wlck
llno was arrostud ot Thlrty.flmt and
Holliday Dairy,
Wholesale and Itetall
..Posturlted Milk andCream.
Phone 501-J.
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Tho rent problem has caused many a gray hair In New York City,
but this family found it way to defeat tho profiteering landlord. Whllo
the men work tho women ply hammers and saws to Um work oC tmlltilnsT
their own borne at Throes' Neck, N. V.
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Coe'a Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHONE 108
United Cigar Store
020 MAIN STREET
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KX-8EBVIQB- MKN, ATTENTION'
Klamath Post No. 8,
1 American Legion meets
at the City Hall .on the
first and third Tuesdays
of each month.
Ex-service men are Invited to at
tend the meetings.
For-membershlpicards or Informa
tion ex-service men are requested 'to
ee or writ the following officer
J..H.. Carnation,. Commander.
Roy N. Fouch; Post Adjutant
For relief of employment see or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, care Lakeside Lumber com
pany.
PELICAN BAT BUS
Fare ISe each way
Leave Rax Cafe Leave Palicaa City
7:41 a-.x. ,1:00 a. aa.
12:41 p.m. l:00a. at..
6:00 p.m. 6:10 p. aa.
Reckard RaaX
Phone 77
26-tf
L. D. Gass, M. D.
EYE, KAH. NOSB AND THROAT
GLAHHKH FURMHHRD
I. O .O. F. Dldg. Phono 39-W
nooms 203, SOS, 204
Res. White Pelican Hof Phonr (I
HAW MILL ENOINEERINO A
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Destgnere aad balldera of Baoo'
rrn saw mills, planing astlls aad
tins plants. Dredging. Pile driving.
Phone 4aeW
Of Hon Corner Spring and Oak
Kar H. P; Depot
DR. L. L.TRUAX,
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phone, 497 Night Phone, B
E. D. LAMB
PHYSICIAN, AND BURGEON
Phones 17W
17aV
Roeeas 1 aad a
White Baildaac j
DENTISTS' ,
Dr. E. a WiMCtr-w
Dr. P. M. NoJ
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- Excavating
Teaming
4 Let ns make you a prlco on dig
ging that basement, or other, ox
cavating you contemplate Wo alio
do team work of evory description.
Phone 426-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK.
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Dud
In Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Cnrnfr Mnfn and Conger
Klamath Falls Cyclcry
We are hero to servo you, and
aim to serve you right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles. Parts and Acaisorlcs,
Tires and Tubes, that will stand
your Inspection, ns wo carry the.
best in our lino. Repair shop In1
connection with' Harlor-Davldson
Service.
Phono 272
laiO Main St. Klamath Falls
C. E. DIHMARIC
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Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OUR CLKANLNO, PltESSINO ANu
REPAUUNO WILL MAKE TOUR
CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATS lUSIILOCKKD . "
Oood Called for and Delivered
181 Main Street
2-
KUmath Falls
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block,
1313 Main. Phone 2S3-M.
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DR. O. A. RAMBO '
Dentist
L O. O. F. Baildia.
PHONE 61
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lois C. ltrllsc-i
Over First Stato nnd Savings Dank
Suite 105
Phono 10 2-J
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Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing and Cabiptt
Making,
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pirn
Klamath Lodga No, 13?
I. O. O. F.
Meets Friday night of oach week
L O. O. F. halt, 6th and Main street
Cbas. Newman .................... ..N. O.
W. O. Wells .'. V. a.
O. D. Manguo .... Secy
W. D. Cofer .......Treas
ENCAMPMENT
11. V. Drown .................,......C. P.
J. V. Brewbnkor .. ........ B. W.
L. J. McClure ABcrtbe
Nato Ottorboln Troasuror
Chiropractors
Dr. Horbort D. Mallett
' Dr. Geo. E. Mallet
Offlco ovor Underwood'
7th & Main Phono 6 3 9-J
FILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUSIC
I bavo constructed thru years of
experience tho only course that
leaonos you to play the piano by
NOTE nnd by EAR in 10 to 20 les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone S67R.
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O. K TRANSFER CO. 124 s
Phone 87