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THE .EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THURHUAr, SEPTEMBER, IB, 1MI.
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Walter' Slang
"Mutton with plenty of gravey
In a hurry," aaya tbo cuitomer.
"flaabfia In the rein I Make kira
run" shouts tbo waiter.
"Beefsteak and onions,',,'. My,, the
customer. "John Dull; Make blm a
glnnyianoute mo waijer.
"Wkvro'e my baked potatoeeT"
asksr a cutiomer. !'Mra. Murpbyjn
a sealskin eootl"" about the wait-
ar.
"Two. fried cm. Don't try 'am too
bard," saye a customer. "Adam., and
Even vln tb garden! Leave' tbalr
It open," abouta the waiter.
"Poacbad egg on toaat," aaya
tbe customer. "Drld and, groom,, on
reftln the middle of tbe ocean,"
abouta. tbe waiter.
"Ch(cken croquet," aaya tbe
customer. "Fowl ball," abouU the
waiter
"Hash," aaya tbe cuatomar. "Oen
tlamaa, wanta'to take a ebance,"
tiotita. thn waiter.
"I'll bare hash, too," aaya 'the
oext cuitomer. "Another aport,"
abouta the waiter.
"Olaaa of milk," aaya a cuatomar.
"Let It rain," abouta. tbe waiter.
"Frankfurter . and seurkraut:
ood and, boL'i aaya cuitomer.
"Fldo, -Bbee .and a bale, of bar."
about tbe waller, "and let 'am
alula.'
"Ham. and egg" yt cuatomor.
Two cacklea and a, grunt,", about
tbe waiter,
"Cud of coffee" aaya tbo custo
mer: "Bb Ip .tbe 0 army' yell
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A fwomam, poet, abook tba door
of hee,ven.H"IIere,l am," aba aald.
"Admit ,rne."
Bt. Pater greeted the new aoul
wltb.a question. "How many child
ren bate youmqthered?" ba asked,
unrolling the Entrance, Record.
"None." sho said. "What a fool
lab question! , Children , would bav
taken. ,ay tlmo from art. Du( 1 1
wrote alx books , of poems-loyely,
poem, tool" I
"How many hutbanda havo you
lovedt" atkod the Saint, without
comment on her ipeocb.
"Not onej"' replied the appli
cant, "Men' are a bora. Lore. U,a
waist, of time. Only art la 'real;
only thought la worth while. You
hould.road mr poetry."
"Madam." aald tbe heavenly gate-
man "with angelle pollteneea, "jros
and your poetry may go to If ."
Andbe, Rocked her out again. Lift,
A, boob Ja onjy a ,wUe guy .out
of hla, element.
A ,wlia. man may play the fool,
but tbe fool can't play the wla
man and expect an audience.
Kp. I. Taft
Tbe gasoi'ne would not Ignite,
To pull tbe .flavor loaded;'
A clg'arejte bo pauiod to, light,
And, than, he Unk .expodf)d.
A flow Veralot)
Men are either anvil or ham
mer them that ain't bellow.
"Jt'a funny," aald the weary .edi
tor ibJarimprnlng,; but, every once
In ;,jrblleuWo'runj.aeroiaua persop
who cau'l .write .proie,, but who 1
blamed aure be can write poetry.
They,. ought- to bo. In J.1I with low
wnlugt'over tbe window.
( ' Who Kjsowa?
Twoi yo'ung beau' loa all their
'clothes
And didn't know where to.flnd 'em,
Leave 'em alone, for they're far
I from home
With a couple of bobooe Inilde 'om.
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Office Phone 177W nee 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Phyelrlan and Surgeon
White Building
Klamath rati Oregon
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Portraits and
; Enlargements
', ', Art fram and framing.
'KENLINE PHOTO SHOP
Oppoelte courthon
;; Pl.one8 n27 Main I
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
'Surgeon
Office and Residence,
Phones 821
I. 0. O. F. Temple,
Excavating
Teaming
Let u make you a price on dig
ging that baiement, or otber ex
cavating you c'ontomplate. We alto
do team work of eviry description,
Phone 426-J
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Take oat Cellar or Fill In Lot
CON MURPHY
017 Morti-ner Bt. Pbone MLW
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NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds
In Our Suda"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Conger
FRED WESTERFELI)
nKWTINT
Phone 4I4W
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Umaala Bid. CUau raUt
Premium Dairy
Oldeat ReUU Dairy, In Town
Phone 22-F-2
GLOVER
MAKES.
Your Wptch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
leh thn little red achoolhouio.
Meanwhllo It If not nocosiary to
abollih tho ichool children.
When all- la aald and dono tbo
automotllo radiators nro, not tho
only comumera, of alcohol.
Oovernor Small aaya, the corpor
ation are to blame for hla trou
ble. And the public aya 'ahucki.'
DR. T. C CAMPBELL
PHTHICIAN AND BCROBO ,
PkoMtew
'itraidrnre ISA Pine Bt.
Phone 200.lt.
Klamath FalU Plumb;
ing & Heating Co.
1173 MAIN 8T. PHONE M8-W
Tbe roport that eara are coming
Into atylo turn out to bo a fash
ion note and ha no reforonco, a
wo. bopod It might bavo, to tho
green corn drop.
Forewarned.
A lllllf iflrl na unit tti fotch tome
rallk froiii a neighbor. She took with
her twu rana.
On arriving borne be wn crjlnu
and beepattered with mud,
" Motlivr tnvf ut.cncy that Lr dar
ling bnd bad. a fall and aikrd If aliv
had loit all the milk.
"No, mother, out a drop."
"An J bow did myClew little dar
Hog managctbatf raothrr nV-d,
"I knew t wai goliiit H fall, moth
er, o I ftood tbe call down." An
were. Londen.
DR. G. A. MASSEY
ronrth aid Plae Bta.
In Warren Hunt Hotpttal
Off. Pbone 417 Ra. Pbone MM
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Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick,. and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHO.VE 1M
United Cigar Store
flSO MAIN BTRKBT
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HA MUX KNOINEKRINO
OONBTRDOnON CO. '
Dealgaer aadbaJIdere of mod
era eaw" aailla, plaalag aatlle aad
boi pUat. Dredglag- PUe drlvtag.
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Office Comer Spring and Oak
' Near S. P. Depot ' -
Klamath 'Fall. Cyclery
tn in h.r (n anrTn TOO. and
aim to eerie you right. Motorcycle
and Bicycles, Part and Aeeatorlea,
Tire and TUDea, inai win nana
yonr Inipcctlon, a wo carry tbe
beat In our line. Repair-abop le
connection - with Harley-Davldaon
Service. L -
Phone ara
116 .Mala Be. Klamath Valla
C; E. IJIHMARK' J - -
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 406
OCR CLEANINO, PBE8UIO AND
REPAIRING WIUj MAKS TOUB
' CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATH RKBLOCKKD.
Goods Called for aad DeUvneS
ail Mala Street Klamath Valla
DR. L. L. TRUAX
9 h 0
WARREN BUNT BOBPITA1.
Day Pboae. 497 Night Pboae, 8
E. D. LAMB
PHTHICIAN AND 8CRQEOR
Phonta 1TW Rooma I aad
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17R White Balldlag
J. C. CIXailORN'
CIVIL ENCJINEEB AND
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Phone 1IZJ US 8. Rlverelde
EX-SERVICE MEN, ATTCVnON'
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Holliday Dairy
VholrwUejand ReUU
..Paetnriied MUk aad Cream-
Phone 501-J.
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Much ha boen aald about tho
freedom of tho pre. Dee thla
mean that one can mako ,hl , own
elder,? oeka. Dill Do,Ueil. " '
The i.automobllo U going o bol-
Hot Water Each Morning
Puts Roses in YourChe,eks
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Ktamatn Pott No. 8,
Amorlcan Legion meet
at the City Hall on 'the
tint and third Tuetdaye
nt ach month.
Ex-iervlce men are Invited to at
tend tbo meeting.
For membership card or Informa
tion ex-iorvlce men are requested to
ee or write the following efficer:
J. 1. Carnaban, Commapder.
Roy N. Foilch. Pott Adjutant
, For relief of employment nee or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
k-mntnTmni Committee. Francl
Old. earn Kakenlde Lumber ron.
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rare I5e each way
Leave Res Cafe Leave Pelleaa City
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Reckard Reat'aervtee
I Pboae 77
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DR.. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optlelaa
now located In K. D. Block.
1313 Main. Pbone 113-M.
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DR. O. A. KAMBO
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PHONE SI
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Dr. E. a WitwxarrOT
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Dr. P. M. Nod
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lola C. Bridge
Over First State and Savings Dank
8ulte 105
Phone 102-J
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Over Padaswasar
arreath aad Mala Streets
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Let Your GLASSvtronljles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
ReGl2ing and Cabintt
MeJting
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
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KVE, EAR. NOHB AND THROAT
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I. O .0. F. Dlds. Phone 9-W
I Rooma 202, 203, 204
j Rmi. Whltf Prllran ' Phonf n
To look one' bret and fret one'a best
I to enjoy an Inside bath rsch morning
"to'flutb from the" system theiprcvlous
day's waste, sour fomentations and poi
sonous toxin More It la absorbed into
tbe blooi. Just as coal, when it burns,
knaves behind a ccrtsln amount of In
combustible .material In tbo form of
liliea. so the food and drink token each
dv' leave in tbe alimentary organs a
certain amount of Indigestible material,
' which l not eliminated, form toxins and
mIuih. relit..). .M 4ti..n BilrlrAfl'IntlT til
, tlopd through tbe vry ducte which are
lnienuca 10 ruck in uuiy ouunwuivu yj
'sustain tho body.
T vui want in un lm alavr of lieolthv
bloom In your cheeks, to nco your skin
Sol clearer auu cirarcr, ; wv
rink every morning upon arising, a
glass of hot' water with a teasnoonful
!of llmcstono phosphate in it, which Is a
l t. - . . m.hA bLIh r fllA tlfA &ln
Inanniesa metum.ui iiiiik mo iv
material and .toxins from the stomach,
it... ll.1nv. mill limveU. thus cleans
lag, sweetening and purifying the entire
alimentary tract, before putting more
loou into me siomscu.
Girls and women with sallow wcins,
liw spets: pitnp.es or psuia cudipio
lon, ttloo thwe who wake up with a
coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breath,
others who aro bothered with lieadaches,
bilious spells, arid siomacii or conaupa-
water drinking and are assured of very
nronounceii minis in one or wo wreM.
A quarter pound or limestone pnos
ihato c.oste very llttlo at tho drug stoie
nf t. .ufllAttit. in ilMnnnitrato that lust
us soap and hot water cleanses, purifies
and freshens the skin on the outside, so
l.nt ntalAH nn.1 1IsiaasnA tfmnMflie iLOC
on tho Inside organs. We must alway
tonsu or mat miernai sanitation u 'i-
ly more Important thou outside cleanli
ness, because tho akin pores do not ab
sorb Impurities into tho blood, whilo tho
bowel pores do. .
Women who desire to enhance tbe
beauty of their complexion should just
try this for a week anA notice results.
CIGAR STAND
fl kinds fit teiocra
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KUmmtb Lodf No. IS?
I. O. O. F.
Meets Krlday night of each week s
I O O F hall, Ptb and Main atret.
Cbaa. Newman ........ . N. O.
W. C. Well -V. O.
O. D Mnnguo Sery
W. D Cofer ....Treas
ENCAMPMENT
H. V. Drown C. P.
J, V. Drowbakor ............. B. W.
L. J. McClure Scribe
Nate Ottorbelu". - Treasurer
Chiropractors
Dr. Herbert D. Mallett
Dr. Geo. E. Mallett
, Office over Underwood'
7th & Main Pbone, 63-J
FILZ' SCHOOL OP POPUlulR .
MUSIC
I have constructed thru years of
experience tho only course tbat
teaches you to play the piano by
NOTE and by BAR In 10 to 20 les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 367R.
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