AmU TftHnri THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON WEDNESDAY, SEPT., 14, lllitl. I Thfe Office Cat asw .ssY & 'assBi -. -.-.nj-.-L.n.n.n.gr.ri.nrrir n ----------------.-.--... . f-1 nv ju.Mim To The Victors Itching TIio Toll. (Hlnrx ami Stripes) Who la It hands outjntorvlowa, Anr Jim hit valet rhino his shoes, And stock bin cellar up with boote, And dines upon UudweliorT WhoU It' that driven a Mercedes, And noTor think of saying "Plonso'' To forty servant an tholr knee? Why that's tho Oorninn kaltor. Who U It walks nlong tho troot, In search 6f work, to ho may cat, And works llko hall to raako ends moot, , , And never mclli lludwoUorT Who Is It hai one suit of clothe, And shoes aulto airy at tbo toe? Why, bundle, hq'a Jut ono offthoso Who licked tho Gorman kalaerl Outbursts of Everett True By Condon L rnrLrLrLrLrLrLfuxfuUVWW"ii"i"i --,---. .. wiiikjiJ MlirijkcS.,. nirtorMM WrZZZ koI ot Hbumc IfM THS rV ' . ! a " . - -. . .-! "st T I AlAr v.--' joumoh wwwvin i i z: rw i sraW AT&W hrtc JSJ fftfP Sh ll'fll r i a a ce JSgS6g5 ExsTtcR Cucar TH-AT OP orer 'Never Thought of That! , ,j Denton County Courier) Klamath Full In Its cruando agnlnst thn parking of chewing gum might begin by taking the Hnger print, of ulrvaldotits no that culprits may moro easily bo npprohended. I know man says Ilert Wltbrow who u so, generous and et ao poor that whan he died ho called his children to his bedside and Rave tbsm all ho bad smallpox. Tho Kaiser's Income baa dwindled to a paltry 1000,000 a, year, and Just as soon aa wo ruitto money to have our winter shoes halNsolod we are joins' to take a llttlo time off to feel sorry for this bird. In Theiiei Days. "That woman Is ovordressod." "Let mo soe her, Bbo'n a rarity." r IrUffitoals. It's very plain that Bummor 's wane Is one, said Daisy Deever, 'Tor shoes of white look like a . fright, Straw bats havo yellow fever." "If our Reed Intentions for , tho morrow would only keep from so ur ine over night-" feiK?-rp JWWVMMMAMMMMA ssswssssjs S Offleo Phone 177W Res 177H Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Physician and Hurjreon Whits DnlldlDR Klamath rails Oregon jTjT.-j- -, - -,- ... 444 ..Portraits and Enlargements Art frames nnd framing. . i IIENLINE PHOTO SHOP Optmslto courthonso Phono 80 037 Main t DR. F. R. GODDARD Ofl'teopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 321 I. O. O. P. Temple WILL- Take ot Cellars or Fill la Lot CON MURPHY 017 Mortimer St. Phone R41-W Excavating Teaming Let us make you a price on dig King that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. We also do team work of every description. Phone 426-J NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Dudi In Our Suds" PHONE 154 Comer Main and Confer 44t4 VtfED 14X1 WESTERFELD OBNTIHT , Phone 4S4W .U lbnrauifi li tlldg. Klama'ai rail. PrernJurn, Dairy Oldest IU-UII Ilairy In Town Phone 22-F-2 GLOVER MAKES Your Watch Keep Time. 511 Main St. Klamath Falls . Klamath Falls Cycler? Wo are here to serve you, and aim to sorvo you right. Motorcyclos and Dlryclos, Tarts and Acessorles, Tires and Tabes, that will ,sUnd your Inspection, m we,,carry the best In our line. Itepslr shop In connection with IIorley-Davldson Service. Fboae JTT lelO llala 8t. KJamatli Valla O. K. DtRMAIC Klamath FalU Plumb ing & Heating Co. 117.1 MAIN HT. PHONE WB-W . Tlie Trouble With Panon. "Mamma. I'so (tot a stomach-ache" said Nolllo, six year old. '"That's becauso jrour stomach .Is empty; you'vp been without your lunch. You'd fed better If you had something lnjtv" , That aftcnoon tho pastor called and, In tho courso of conversation, complained of a very severe head ache. , 'That's because It's empty," said Nellie., "You'd fool hotter It you something In it." SHOW NAMED FOR A VALLEY Quits a Few of Those Who Use the Word "Vsudsvllle" Ars Ignorant of Its Origin. The Fslrrst Lndy turned to tier es cort at the variety show tho othi'r nlsht during tho Intermission nnd ailied him where tho word -vaudeville'' enme from anyway. "Movies" la simple, she said. Any one can traeo tho origin of the word coined by Young America nnd now generally ued. The flrltlsh "cinema" sppllrd to cinematograph pictures Is sleo cntlly traced. It wasn't until next day that the es 'ort, who had pretended not to hear tin Fslrcit lady's question about tuuilvrlllo, got a chance to look It up. Thru he found that tho word came from ihe French "Vat do VliV a val ley In Normandy whero orlrlnsted many Inuuorous and satirical drinking songs that becamo popular nil over France knonn by tho name of the place of their orlslu. i:eniually the. word became corrupted to "nude vtlle" and was applied to a rcrtnlu kind of popular song. Us application was limited to such songs until tho end of the Eighteenth century, when It began to refer also to an entertain ment that Included singing and dla Jogue as well as dancing and variety acting. . . DR. T. C CAMPBELL f HYH1CIAN AMD SOHOKOI I. O. O. r. aaildla Itioae MO lUsldenre ISO Tine Hi. Phone 200-11. VN DR. G. A. MASSEY Fourth ud 1'lne HU. In Warren flnnt Flospltal Otf I'bone 417 Res Phone SIM J. O. CLKOHOHN CIVIL CNOINEEn AND BURVEYOB Pbone 192J 1S3 S. nivsrslde Coe's Auto Service Hudson, Buick, and Dodge Cars Country Trips a Specialty PHONE 108 United Cigar Store 020 MAIN STREET MAW MItIi ENOINEEBINO A OONSTRUCnON CO. Otiapaera aiid bsillders of mod rra saw mills, 'pUnlaig wtills aad hos plaau. Dredging. Pile dHvlog. Pbone 46-W Offlrc turner HprlDg and Oak Near H. P. Depot Klamath Dye Works Phone 406 OUR CLEANING, PRESSING AJTU REPAIIUN'a WILli MAKK XOCB CUTHE84 , LOOK LIKE NEW HATH KEBLOCKKD OoaW Called for and Delivered , 481 Main Street Klaawtk Valla DR. L. L. TRUAX WAHHEN HUNT HOHPITAL Day Phose. 4B7 Night Phone, CM. DR. J. G. GOBLE The well-known Optician now located In K. D. Block. 1313 Main. Phone 211-M. t,JlrULnj"lll "" " --- ---" mm.m.m...m.m. E. D. LAMB PHTBICTAN AND HOttQEON KX-SEHVICE MEN, ATTENTION; 9 Holliday Dairy Wholesale and BetaU ..Pasturlicd Milk and Oream- Phone 501-J. waao;M0:l A man can no more bo aucccssful In his business ( ho does not Iovq It than ho can bo jiappy In his homo ' If he does not lovo his wlto, and family. Why .does a man swear to lovo befpro m'krjrlaKo aiu lovp, to swear after maflago? usk's, IajuIh Iloagland. It now appears that our Shipping Hoard Is a slipping hoard In some respects. Tho can't Ledlce God dress 'ora We An old hon by mlstako bad been ottlng on;a "china (jgg" for months. OnedaVb'o eyed It closely and said, "There7 must bo Plymouth Ilock blood-In that egg." An automobllo Is llko n wlfo. Tho 'moro you pay for It tho hardor It Is to maintain. , f VHoro WW. Wo 'present tho collulold pie ten. to theTmiMll town displaying this sign: Qo slow and soo our town, Oo fast and sou our jail. Tho Elkhart, and.. Truth feller can romorabor tho days whop lumanb, pooplo used to Insist on straw hats for Horses, , i Hot Water Each Morning 8 Ptots Roses in Your ChdsJ SBKtlSMalsssissyTL---JaMaT.v.-i iaT mi t . afil3gg Klamatti Post No. 8. American Legion meets at the City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays o'f each month. Ex-service mon ar tnvtted to at tend the meetings For membership caras or Informa tion ex-service men are requested to leo or write tho following efficers: J II Carnaban, Commander Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutnni For relief of employment see or rlte the Chairman of The ttellef and Kinnlnrmtint Committee. Francis Olds, earn Lakeside Lumber com psny Phonea 17W I7H Rooms ,1 and White Building r ; DB. C. A, RAMBO Dcntiat L O. O. V. PHONS CI DEffTTSTS Dr E.,'G. WiMCtnit PBOini SM Or. P. fVt NoM pwn'i Ovet 'CaTtss'sia'urs L CHIROPRACTOR Dr. IxIa O. Dridgca Over First State and Savings Bank Phone 102-J Suite 10S Let Your GLASS trouble be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-GUzin and Cabinet Maldnf Phone 477W Eleventh and Pint PELICAN DAY DCS Far 16c each way Leaves Rax Cafe Leave Pelican City 7:46 a. a. f:00 a. n. 11:46 p. a. S?"- 6:00 p m. G:I0 P- m- Reckard Resrt Servle Phone 77 16-tf . To look nne' bct and feet one's best Is to enjov an Inildo Uatli each morning to nusn irom xoe system mo iruiuu. dikr's waste, sour frrmrntatlons nnd poi sonous toxins btfore It Is absorbed into tbt blood. Jutt as coal, when It burns, leaves behind a certain amount of In combusttllo material In tlta form a( sibes, so the food and drink taken each day leae hi tho ajlnientnrjr organs a certain amount of !nlit;eatlMo tnatrrlal, tthlch if not eliminated, form toxins and notions which sro then nicked Into the blood through the very ducto which are Intended ' c, tn "V nourishment to s .u.fjilti Mm'lin,1v. ;If ou want to see tho glow of healthy bloom In your chccjcs, to see your skin ;tt clesrcr ana Clearer, you aro toia o rink crerv morn ns upon , arising, a ! nf hat water vltli a tcsinoouful of limestone phosphate in It, which is a nannlcM means of washing the wasto material and oxlns from the stomach, irr. kldnmra slid bowels, thus cleans ing, sweetening awl purifying the entire alimentary tract, before putting more looa into wo siomacik Girls and women with sallow skins, flu..- .nt nlmnlpfl nr nsllld COnilUeX- Ion, also thre who wake tip with a coated tongue, bid taste, nnity breath, others who Aro bothered with headaches, bilious spell, acid stomach or constipa tion should licgtn tlii phosphatrd hot water urinKing.uim my ui.uriu vi ...j pronounced multi in one or vo wrjks. Photo costs very little at tho drug store ... ,. illt ...1 l .lrtMil..ln 4li.lt lllftt. out is vuuieipuv w ui-iuii.uiw ..i y"-" as soap and hot water cleanses, purines and freshens tho skin on tho outside, so Knfr nnl.r nml llmtatnnn nhosnhste Oct on tho Insldo organs. Wo must ala)" consider mat internni sannatiou i- ly moro Important than outsltlo cieanii- maaa tiiiAniiiia 4tik filrtn nnrna nf Tint nil IIVVli SJVSM trt'V lsjssa s"v "- sorb Impurities into tho blood, whilo tho uoei pores no. Women who desire to enhanco the invu.J v. ..-v.. vwm.-..v .--.. . - try mis lor u weeic a noiicr rcsuus. L. D. Gass, M. D. EYK. EAR. NOSE AND ITIROAT OLAS8KH FCRNI8HED I. O .0. F. Rldg. Phono 99-W . Rooms 202, 203, 204 Ren. Whit Pelican Ho-' Phonr B QGAR STAND iMdk&ifMaet S12 CC Klamath Lodge Na IS? I. O. O. F. Meets Friday night or each week a I O, O F hall. Pth and Main street. Chas. Newman .... N. G. V. C. Wells v. a. O. B. Mnngue Secy W. D. Cofer ..Treas ENCAMPMKNT II. V. Drown ..C. P. J. V. Drewbakor S. W. L. J, McCIure ......8crlbe Nato Ottorbcln Troasuror ChiropractoVs Dr. Ilcrbort D. Mallett Dr. Goo. "E. MaUptt Office 'ovor Underwood' 7th & Main Phone 539-J FILZ"' SCHOOL. OF POPULAR I v MUSIC 1 havo constructed thru years of Dxporlonco the only course, that tenches yoa to play the piano by NOTE and by EAR In 10 to 20 les eons. Wrlto tor particulars, ,701 11th St., Klamath Faljs, Ore,. P,l)one,367R "n i O " o p p E The E N CENTRAL N HOTEL f L - L GUY GARRETT, Af gr 5team Heated jyr i RATES 1 ' G Transient 75 cents up G fj ByWeec$4.00 . "J NlEWSSTANg, - '. H I . I -, all ike latest news II u.- . "& 124 S. Sixth , St. If It's Loose , We .Will M6vfe It Ce K.. Phone 87 T TRANSFER GO.