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Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
PhyslrUn and Surgeon
White Hnlldlng
Klamath Falls Oregon
Excavating
Teaming
Let ua make you a price on dig
ging that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. W also
do team work of eviry description.
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgedri
Office and Residence
Phones 321
I. O. O. F. Temple
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NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duth
In Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner Mnin and Confer
Klamath Falls Cyclery
We are hero to serve you, and
aim to servo you right. Motorcycle
and Ulryclos, Parts and Acessories,
Tires and Tubes, that will stand
your Inspection, as we carry tht
best In our line. Repair shop p
connection with Harley-Davldson
Service.
Phone 27i
1010 Main St. Klamath Pall
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An rrnme nnn rrnmine;.
Take out Cellar or Pill In Lot
I IIENLINE PHOTO SHOP i
CON MURPHY
Opiwslte Oourthonna
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517 Mortimer At. Phone flM.W
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'Jhc Uolun KuU
2 IMione Jill 1127 Mnln
Wo littvo (tin Wlsrat toucher, and
ho lion (bin rul '
That helps uii In our leseon -you
cou uio It In your ichool. ' '
Always udd a smllo or tvTo -when
things aro going wrong.
HublruU tb frowin the try to com
when lesson wiu too loug.
Thon multiply your effort when
the figure won't comu right,'
Divide your pUasuros tiny by day
' with overy ouo In sight. .
Now ir you always uio thU rule
you'll bavo a happy day,
For leom thon aro easy, and the
hour fly away,
Last night 'wat a great night to
sleep and Juat bat have you done
to deurre It?
Klamath rails statistical aleuth
advocates tohbtxl hair for women
because ha inyi glrU waito 4,645,.
V 000,000 hour per year "doing up"
their trMici.
Tb Office Cat adrocatee clipped
Bote becauio glrli wait 9,667
187,109 houra pear year powdering
that organ.
"I went 10 nllea on gallon yea
terday."
"Thai's nothing; t weal two
oaths oa a quart."
Farewell, brides of June, by now
the first glamor has departed. Hon
ey, once a cross betwoen a motion
picture hero and a plumed knight,
te bow a lot like other men, In
clined to be careless In his dress,
and eternally hungry. Dust gathers
la the new home much aa It doe
la mama's, and tbe gran nwdi
cutting when the plumed knight
gets up the necossary ateam. After
June the bride becomee Just an
other married woman.
QaallflftJ
Smpleyer: "You sax yo have
eld aa Important position?"
Applicant: "Yea sir." '
What was It?
1 waa hangman at the state pri
son. Very Likely
(Daft In Kansas City Star)
Ferhap when Cain la frnsld
wrath
fll brother Abel slew,
The latter asked him with a grla,
"Is It hot enough for you!"
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a woman sha boglns to tell you
her trooblea, says Dob Robertson.
Motto for henpecked husband:
'A thing of beauty Is a flaw for
aver. Yeah?
Fair Co-ed (to Football Star)
"Were you eVer nonallxed for hold
tag?" i
Football Star "Br-'weU-I had
toy face slapped once."
Don't think because a girl gig
gles at everything a man says that
ah has a keen ssnse of humor,
says Jack Thompson.
"For Bale Ford tourrlng; looks
Ilk Packard" Naihtllle, Tonnes
aean. Th height of camouflage.
We saw an ox-loot or ex-loole
Sunday -climbing Into a tin coupo
with airplane boots and spurs;
what we want to know Is How Corao
Spare T
Talr Is sAld to grow abundantly
upon men who work In an atmo
sphere which t bolow frcczlnr point.
Aftor u few months' work In cold
sVoruge room many prematurely
bald' men hovo gronii full crops of
hair.
Bxperlenco niny bo tlio bCBt teacli-ok-
but" the tuition foos aro lilgh,
lu&LL- it Vau luAKi-r
tfflkK TXACitf HCR.C
STOfPOft OVJf Of rt6
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HAD LITTLE USE FOR BOOKS
PrUnd ef Orovsr Cltvsland Bosttid
That He Practlcad Law uKn-
tlrsly by Ear."
Ororer Clevslend had n frUnd In
hi early days as a lawyer, unri the
frlsud wsi alto a lawyer, allhouih a
buy ene. Whsnerrr It became noces
aary for htm to nxe a derision brntins
upon any rase he lounged In H'tp
land's offlce and casually won .-I the
desired Information nut ef lili frlfnd's
mental storehouse. Cleveland was not
dull to appreciate iho fact and rt-(
nt th spongtne. He rntcit It
rhlsfly becauio his frlond as cap
able of better things, and could. If
spurred It, not nlung quite well by
lihuMdf, ,
One day the friend ram In on but
tuunl crrnnd, and hin Cleveland had
beard lie accustomed prrllintmirlr to
tb iiuiuptag proves, he tnM him
plainly that the fount of tiiftirmntlnn
waa cloet-d. but auld Cleveland to liliu:
"There are my books mid you nnt quite
wvlcuiue to ut thrm. You rnu rend
yotr onn caes.M 11m friend, vrho wns
an axrltnblo man, ri-tortnl gulckly:
"0 btr. O rover Clt-Yclatid, I want
eu to understand that I don't read
law, I practice entirely by ear, and
yea and your books ran go to tbuo
Hot Water Each Morning
Puts Roses in
To look one' brat ami fctt one' beat
Is to Nijov an Intldo bath each morning
day's waste, sour fermentations and not
tonoiit toxins lxforo It I nb.orbrd into
the blood. Juit ai coal, when It hurm,
kavca behind a certain amount of In
eombuiitiblo material in tlio form of
atUr. so Uio food and drink taken each
day leave In the alimentary organs a
rrriain umounl-of lndlgeitiblu material,
which If not rllminnted, form toxins and
iioliona which aro then rncleed into the
blood through the very duct which arc
intended to uf t lu ooiiy nourismiicni to
itiitoln tlio hoJy.
If ou want to sco tho clow of healthy
bloom lii jour cheeks, to eo your skin
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set clearer una cieiircr, you aro um iu
irinlr i-orv monilni; u noii arltinu. a
nlaes of hot voter with a teasnoonful
of Umcstoiio phoepliato In It, nhlch U a
harmleiw meajw of vuhin tlio wante
material and toxins from tho ttomncli,
liver, kidney and bowels, thus cleans,
tag, ewectcnlng and purifying the entire
I Puts Roses in Your Cheeks
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DR. T. C CAMPBELL
PHYHICIAN AND RVIU1KO
I. O. O. r. Salldlac
Pboaei wtO
Ifealtlenrr ISO Pine St.
Phone 200-11.
DR. G. A. MASSEY
Foartli aid PUe was.
In Warren Bunt Hospital
Off. Phone 417 He. Phone Bfat
J. O. CLKOHORN
CIVIL ENQINKER AND
BimVEYOR
Phone 19ZJ 133 8. Rlrersld
Holliday Dairy
Wbolmale and ItcUU
.Paaturlaed Milk aad Craain ,
Phone 501-J.
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Your Cheeks
alimentary tract, before putting morn
food into tho stomach.
Olrli and women with sallow tilni,
liver spots, pimples or pallid complex
Ion, also those who wuko up with a
routed tonmie. bad tate. nasty breath,
others who am fathered with Vadaches,
Itlliou upciu, ftciii stomaeii or connp.v
tlon should bein this phoipliatrd not
vtator drinkliiR and nro assured of very
nronounccd results In ont- or wo weeks.
A quarter pound of limestone phoi
nliato coats vcrv little at the dmir storo
but Is sufllelent to demonttrato (but Just
as soap and hot Mater cleanics, purines
and fmheits the skin on tho outilde, so
hot water and ltmoitono nhoinhato act
on tho Inilde organs. We mutt alwaji
rontlder that Internalsaiiltatlon Is vast
ly more Important than outside cleanll.
ties, because Uio skin pores do cot ab
sorb tmpurltlcs Into tbe blood, while tho
bowel pores do.
Women who desire to enhance the
beauty of their complexion should just
try this for a week ant notice results.
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Premium Dairy
Oldest Ilctall Dairy In Town
Phone 22-F-2
Klamath Falls Plumb
1 ' i'Ag & Heating Co.
1173 MAIN HT. PHONE 048-U
iMVMjawsaissasssa-
Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and I
Dodge Car
Country Trips a
Specialty
pho.ve 108
United Cigar 'Store
62 MAIN STREET
BX4UCRVICX HEX, ATTENTION'
OKlamatn Post No. 8,
American Legion meet
at the City Hall on tbe
first and third Tuesdays
of each month. v
Ex-service men ar Invited to at
tend th meetings.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ex-service men are requested to
see or write tbe following efficers:
J. H. Carnahan, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant
For relief of employment see or
write the Chairman of Tbe Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, care Lakeside Lumber com
pany. PELICAN BAT BCB
Fare 15c each way
Leave Rax Cafe Leavea Palleaa City
7:46 a.m. 1:00 a. aa.
1!:4S. a. 1:00 v. a.
6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m.
Rackard Has Sarvtaa
Paoae 7T
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L. D. Gass, M. D.
EVE, EAR. NOSE AND THROAT
GLAHHKH FCKMHHKD
I. O .0. F. Bldg. Phone 99-W
Rooms 202, 203, 204 ,
Rm. Whit Pelican H,, Phono
Klamath Udg No. IS?
I. O. O. F.
Meetf Friday night of each week a
I O. O F hall, Mb and Main street
Chas. Newman ............N. O.
W. C. Wells V. O.
O. B. Mangue ................ ......Secy
W. D. Cofer .... .Treas
ENCAMPMENT
H. V. Drown C. P.
J. V. Drowbaker ..S. W.
L. J. MeCluro Bcrlb
Nnto Ottorbotn .. Troasuror
Chiropractors
Mir. Herbert 11. Mallett
Dr. Ooo. E. Mallett
Ottlco over Undorwood's
7th & Main . Phono 639-J
F1LZ" SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUSIC
I have constructed thru years of
experience the only course that
teachos you to id ay the piano by
NOTE and by EAR In 10 to 20 les
sons. Write tor particulars, 701 11 tb
St., Klamath Falls. Oro. Phone 367R.
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Klamath Falls
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IH-i(iiera tnd Imlldem uf iihmI
rrn saw mills, planing nrllls an
twit plant. Predglna;. Plk itrlrlng
Phone 466-W
Of fire Corner Bprlna and Oak
Near B. 1'. Depot
DR. L. L TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOWPITAL
Day Paoae, 497 Night Pboa. B
E. D. LAMB !
PHYSICIAN AND BCROBON
Pboaea 17W
17B
Room 1 aad
White BaUdias
DENTISTS
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Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OCIl CLEANING, PREH8INO ANl
REPAIRING WILL MAKE SOCB
, CLOTHEa
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATH KIUILOCKED
Goods Called for aad Deliver
481 Mala Street Klamath Fall
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optlelaa
now located In X. D. Block.
1313 Main. Phone 211-M.
sAfaAavjaj
DR. C. A. RAMBO
Dentist
E. O. O. V. BaU4ma
PHONR SI
. CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lola C. Bridge
Over First SUte and Savings Bank
Suite 10S Phone 102-J
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Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing and Cabiartt
MaJdllC
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
124 S. Sixth St.
Phone 87
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WeWill Move It
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