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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
MONDAY, SEPTEMBER 18, lOill.
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The rain it poured '
TJio sea It roared.
The eky wn draped In black;
Tho old ehlp rolled,
Bhn pitched and bowlod
And lost hor charted track:"
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"Oh, dear! oh, dear
Blr, will aha clear?"
Loud walled a dame on dock,
Tho eklpper said,
"It allUi bai, by heckl"
. Author unknown.
Matter of Halmmatuttlpr
Once the laying prevailed. "A
nan la known by tho company be
keeps.!' Now you alte a roan by the
companlee be promotes.- Doaton
Tranarrlpt.
It la' raid that Preildent Harding
playa poker and that ho la Juit aa
apt to'beaby In the pot aa any or
dlnary duffer.
Ilrldlo Path Leeds to Halter
Bin I lamp front a blograpu Jut
received for our ntstory ot Tulaa,
Oklahoma, that O. B. Upp married
Lucy Harness, and I'll be gosh ding
ed If thoy didn't name their first
born Harness Upp.
If ' man deserves prnlee be
doesn't want It, and If be wanta It
he doesn't deaerve It, aaya Uort
Hawkins.
"Turku Take Iimud," saya a re
port. Well, wbllo wo don't know
what lamud !, maybe It will be
good for' what alia 'em.
Outburst of Everett True By Condon
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i Office Phone 177W Res 17TR
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Physician and flargeoa
White Building
Klamath Falls Oregon
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Portraits and
Enlargements
X Art framee and framing.
I HENUNE PHOTO SHOP
Opposite courthouse
riione 00 027 Main
FRED WESTERFELD
DKNTMrT
Phone 4I4W.
X-Ray Laboratory
Looaals Bldg-, Klasna Palls
Premium, Dairy
Oldest Retail Dairy in Tows
Phone 22-F-2
"Dul"
"No."
"JUil" '
"No."
"Once"
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"Henry, why don't ou aharaT"
1'omo
Don't enry tbla boro writing man
Ills' coat i of aleok and glowing tan,
Nor think lin got It rowing
Or diving wboro tho blltowa boat
It's eighty by two-buud,od foot.
The lawn,'' that ho'a been mowing.
Tho girl next door aaya that
there are many happy women In
the country but they won't admit
It.
Now All TogtXhnr, the Chores
While Herb Hoover la drawing
up a act of bluo prints of plane to
end the homing shortage, the Oreat
American 'Bodoty of Ilomeloaa Or
phana will contlnuo tinging tho na
tional anthem "Tenting Tonight."
Why the devil will any good fel
low wltbold a kindly word when he
mayukt aa well bo getting every
body In debt to him for hi kindly
tboughtfutnese?
"Are tho women wo love the wom
en we marry" aaya film ad. No, In
deed! All of ui are not bigamists.
could bo railed In this section.
Dr. C. V. Flsher, C. It. DeLap
and Ooorge Ulrlch bad a dliplay
ot groun gage plums. A. L. Lcav
Itt dliplayod Hungarian and Pruna
8omora prunes; C. II. DcLnp n
plato ot Golden prunes. George
Ulrlch bad fine dliplays uf Moro
late, Just Crabs, Siberian, Oregon
Special and Transparent crab ap
ples , W. A. Deltell and Dr. C. V.
Fisher bad platos ot Duchess ot
Odonburg eating apples; L. O. Mills,
Bwoot Hnow apples; Qoorgo Ulrlch,
HUcde Island Oreonlngs eating ap
ples. Displays of dlttorent var
ieties of applos by J. J. Purker
ot 80S Lincoln atreot and Mrs.
Jennlo Hum of Ctb and Pine; threo
cbolco specimen of "tho Maiden
niuib apples grown by C. It. DeLap
which Attracted much attention as
to color, smell and slxe, wero also
features.
The pear display was varied and
the pink garden grown by Copt. O.
C. Applegate drew much attention.
The Dose and Dartlett exhibit of
Qoorgo Uhlrlcb and the vnrietlee
ralsod by II. II. Edmonds also wero
attractive, Copt. O. C. Applegao,
oiio exnioitea wroo tomatoes or ine
Durbank type wblch wore vory
large. Some beautiful double sun
flowers aro also dltplayod.
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physicinn and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 321
h 0. O. P. Temple'
WILL-
Talc' oat Cellars or Fill la Lota
COl4 MURPHY
517 Mortimer M. Pfaooe 041-W
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
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Monday with Mrs. Tumor's daugh
ters, Mrs'. II. EX. Wilson and Mrs. C.
M. Kirkpatrlck.
J .L. Ualloy and wlfo were Kla
math Falls visitors Saturday and call
ed on Mr. and Mrs. J. T. Ward. '
Dry land threshing is over and
grain hauling la tho order of the day
In this section.
11. E. Wilson and family spsnt Sun
day at O. W. Myere homo In Califor
nia. Shasta View school opend Tuesday
with W. I). Freer and Florence 011
lard as teacbors. Tho first two
grades ot the Union High school will
also bo taught In tho 8hasta View
building until the High school build
ing Is In readiness at Malln.
Miss Ada Hunt loaves for Ashland
Saturday where she wjll take the
teacher's training course the coming
yenr.
Mrs. Dramhall and daughter Faith,
aro In Klamath Falls where the latter
Is attondlng school.
Plant on Foot for
Vocational Training
On Immense Scale
BPOKANB, Sopt., 12 Colonel
Charles Forbes, director of tho war
risk bureau, who Is hero on a tour
of the west, sold today that plans
for four large vocational universi
ties for training1 20,000 ex-sorvlco
men at ono tlmo aro In tho hands
of President Harding. Tho first Is
expected to bo In operation within
90 days oftor Colonol Forbes' re
turned to Washington.
Among tho ancients Jbo sapphire
was worn as a preventive against
bites of vonoraoua animals and to
keep away apparitions.
DR. T. C CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AXB UUGBOM
I.O.O. aMVaBeaeg
Phase SM
Rcaldeaee 130 Pine St
Phone HM.R.
Just like Paris. Having reduced
feminine wearing npparol to the
vanishing point, plus, the dressmak
era havo not tackled tho problem
of convincing milady that she should
wearnmore clotbsa.
Osculation haa been known to
make a bit with a miss.
A silent man la cither ignorant
or 'wise and somotlmes It la bard
to tell which saya Marshall Hooper.
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Fine 'Fruit Display
Exhibited by Local
Growers at C. of C.
The chamber or commerce baa
bad many visitors in to vlow tho
' splendid exhibit ot fruit grown in
tbla city and dlsplayod Wednesday
ntltho forum .luncheon. 'Many cltl
sehe, Socrotary Stanley says, were
not aware that such flno frntt
SHASTA VIEW.
FV W; Strowbrldgo nnd wlfo nnd
daughter, Ethel, hor husband and
little son Jim, ot Klamath Falls, wore
callers at J L. Hallo's homo one'
evening last wcok,
- O. E. Hunt and family spent Sun
day with Mr. Hunt's brother, Clar
ence and family at Orlndalo.
Mrs. A. Turner and daughtor Maud
and her huaband, Mr. Chrlstonson,
of Klnmnth-Fnlla, spent Bunday and
D1L a A. MASSEY
rotartk a4 Plow Me.
In Warren Hant Hospital
Off. Phone 417 Raa.Phene Hal
J. O. CLKQHOItN
CIVIL ENOINBEn AND
BURVBYOtV
Phone 19SJ 1)3 8. HiTerslde
Holliday Dairy
Wholesale ana Ketail
..Pasturlced Milk and Creanu
Phone 501-J.
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rO0AK WORK
ILeayeYdur Filttvg
'Before 9 OclocK-Yoor
AM: Pictiiras ana ready at 5
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KLAMATH FALLS OREGON
WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE
BUY THEIR DRUGS
MAAralAra'
Coe'e Auto Service
Hudson, Buick. and
Dodge Cart
Country Trips a
Specialty
PnO.VE 188
United Cigar Store
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EX-SKBVICK KEN," ATTXNTION
Klauatn Post No. 8,
American Legion meets
at tbe City Hall on the
first and third Tuesdaya
of each month.
Ex-service mon are invited to at
tend tbe meetings.
For membership cards or informa
tion ex-service men are requested to
see or write tho following efficers:
J. II. Caraaban, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant
For relief of employment see or
write the Chairman of Tbe Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, care Lakeside Lumber company
PELICAN BAT DUB
Fare tBe each way
Leaves Rex Cafe Leavea Pelican City
7:45 a.m. 1:00 a. aa.
11:48 p.m. 1:00 p. a.
6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m.
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Beckard
PboM 77
L. D. Gats, M. D.
Era, BAR, NOSR ANP. THROAT
aiiASBEH FURNISHED
I. O .0. F. Dldg. Phone 99-W
Rooms 202, 203, 204
Res. White Pelican Hot" Phone 8
KUaatk Lodt No. 117
I. O. O. F.
Meeta Friday night of each weeirai
I. O. O. F. ball. 6th and Main streets
Chaa. Newman ........................N. O.
W. C. Wells V. O.
O. B. Manguo .... .8ecy.
W. O. Cofer .... .. ....Treas.
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II. V. Brown -.... ........C. P.
J. V. Brewbnker'. ............... .8. W.
L. J. alcciore Scribe
Nate Otterbeln . Treasurer
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
AND
MALLETT
OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S
Phone B80-J. Seventh afala
FIXZ" SCHOOL OF POPULAB
MUSIC
I have constructed thru years of
experience tho only course that
teaches you to play the piano by
NOTE and by EAR In 10 to 20 les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Falls. Ore. Phong 867R.
RAW BOLL ENGINEERING M
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Designers aarf tmllders of mod
era aaw aollls, plaalag wjIIIs ma4
boi fbuta.' Drc4flSUJ.!PUe drirteg.
Pfcoae 4M-W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near B. P. Depolr
Excavating
Teaming
Lot ns make you a prleo on! dig
ging that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. We also
do team work of every description.
Phone 426-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duda
In Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Congar
Klamath Falls Cyclery
We are here to serve yon, and
aim to servo yon right. Motorcycles
and HI cycles. Parte and Acessorles,
Tires and Tnbes, that will stand
your Inspection, aa' we carry the
best In our line. Repair afcop U
connection with Harley-Davldaea i
Service.
Pfcoae S72
ltlO Mala BU Klamatli Faitei
O. E. DISMARK
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 406
OUR CLEANINO, PRHMHNO A1TB
REPAIRLHO WILL kAKB IOCS
CLOTHE!
LOOK LIKE NEW
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Goods CaUed for sad DeUrereeV
4S1 kala Streei Kbmata Falsa
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOSP1TA1.
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Ei D. LAMB
PHTBICIAN AND SURGEON
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17R WhRe BuUdlag
' DENTISTS
1 Dr. E. a WiMcarVw
Dr. P. M. Noal
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DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located in K. D. Block,
1313 Main. Phone 211-11.
DR. C A- RAMBO
DeatUt
L O. O. r. BallM
PHONE 1
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lola O. Bridges
Over' First State and Savings Bank
Suite 105
Phone 10J-J-
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be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing and Cabiaet
Making
Phone 477W
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