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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, ORECON
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11V JUNIUS
Porno
Th roads I ride -with thee, UMr
heart,
Are but a bunch of bump to we,
1 count them ovur, uvery Jolt opart,
Through long etornlty.
Sash foot butup, eusli yard u
jtrk,
1 count them over as 1 mutt,
On every road unto tb end to tlnd
spring bat bust.
O awful ytkes, O worn-out rosdu,
O battered car that pitch and tot
O Itt ui urge ttio couutry's three
comlth
To coma ncroit, swoetbeart,
To coma acroiu!
My boat hat ouo of thoto tulta
made out of alrplano cloth, chlrpt
Vera Tliompiou, It that tho rus
aon bo goes up In tho air to outy?
Secretive
Lips that touch liquor novor toll
wbnro they got It,
. i
Ilueala want to coma to Hard
Ing'a party. Wo didn't know the
bad anything to wour.
Ita easy to meet eiponson theno
days. You run onto thorn erory
tlmo you turn around.
Thoan Lively ProfrwMrn
Deep In a ponderous calculation,
the profottor loaned over bit
detk. Ono hand hold hit massive
brow; thn other guldded tho pen
cil. Suddenly thn library door wot
flung open, nnd ' nursu onterod,
amtllng broadly.
"Tbera'a a llttlo slrangor upstair.
profottor," thn announced; of courts
referring to tho very latent arrlral,
"EM" grunted tho man of learn
Uf, poring deeply orer hU problem.
"It'a a little boy," remarked the
aurae, atlll smiling.
"Little boy," muted the profes
or. "Little boy eh? Well, atk blm
what b wanttt"
Outbursts of Everett True
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Ofllce Phone 177W Rei 177X
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Physician and flnrgeoa
White Ililldlu'g
Klamath Fa I It Oregon
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Z)Jj)&ecH DePLUMfi
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41 ! M! tTtftMTTTTf f ft
Portraits and
:: Enlargements
',', Art frames nnI framing.
illlENLlNE PHOTO SHOP
; Opposite oourtlioiuo
; ; PlionoOd 027 Main
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 321
I. 0. 0. F. Temple
WILL-
Take out Cellar or Pill In Lota
CON MURPHY
017 Mortimer fit. Phone nil-W
FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phone 434W.
X-Iliiy Labr.raror
Looml Illdg., KJnma'li rail
Premium, Dairy
Oldest Retail Dairy In Town
Phone 22-F-2
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time,
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
Excavating
Teaming
Let ot make you a price on, dig
glng that basement, or etber M
caratlng you contemplate. We alM
do team work of every deterlatloi.
Phone 426-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds
Is Our Sds"
PHONE 154
Corner Mafn and Coafsr
I Klamath Falls Cycltry
I We are here to terra yon, and
aim to terre you right. Motoreyelee
and Uleyclet, Parte and Aceeaorlea,
Tiros and Tubea, that will stand
your Inspection, aa we carry the
bctt In our line. lie pair shop, w
connection with narlay-DavldJOn
Borrlce.
PboMe S7S
1SI0 Main St. . Klamath FaiJe
O. E. niHMARK
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
I I7B MAIN HT. PRONE B4S-W
Frequently a chorua girl's auc
eeea dependt upon bor underatund
tag.
We see by the nirwtpapera that
Owen Moore baa been raarrlod. And
we venture the prediction that port
ty toon be'll bo owing atlll More.
And commenting furtbor, death
brings its own reward, whllo taxes
bring nothing moro than a rocclptod
bill or a law ault.
A Jewish toldlor'wot taken to a
hospital, Tho dlngnotlt showed him
to be sufforlng from a bnd caso of
tnfluenta.
"Send for tho prlost," Isldor
rnoanod.
' "Tho priest?" queried thn doc
tor. "You mean tho rabbi, don't
you 7
"Not" yollod Isldor. "Do you
think I should want to giro tho
flu to tho rabbit"
Pigs Squtal for Squalls.
Animals will often lull lit nil we
want to Idicisv about tlio weather.
Wntcli your dog. If ho refute food
In the tnnrolnc and Is found sulito
qucntly chewing grutv on ilin lawn,
a downpour may ln nnllclpntcd. Hliovp
will scatter fnr nnd wide over n tIII
atde durlns fair and settled wrathcr,
but prefer to huddle together under
shelter when a storm npprntirlH1.
Home pooplo toy that tho IiIkIht the
throp on the bllltlde, the Uncr tliu
wctthcr.
If rattle go reluctantly to pntturo
In the mornlnr. or lie down early In
the dsy, tmd weather Is Imminent, at
It I when the morning's milk supply
Is ttpnty, nr the benMs thonmclve
low mimI look at tho sky.
Plgt, 'if cuurke. am Infallible barom
eters; iliey Mincal nnd gmtit Inrts
santly wlicn ttortut nppnmeli.
AT THE CHURCHES
Somebody doclaroa that tho young
men ana noys or America aro mis
country's groatost asHota And wo
daresay tho flappers aro our great
est liabilities.
TImi Crowded Social Ilour
from tbo La Hallo, 111., Trlbuno
An lco croam Boclnl will bo bold
Thursday night on tho lawn of tbo
Ogleaby Uaptlst church.
A Rtauiar stunt
lerguon rvo Just been reading
that tbo nvlntors today can do any
thing a bird can do. Yes, sir, they've
got the thing down so flno that there
Un't a bird ntlve that has anything on
' them.
fltxgernld ZatsoT Well, when you
M an aviator fast ntloep hanging
onto a branch of a tree with one foot,
' than I'll come. and, tako n look. Amer
ican Legion Weekly.
No cbangca will b'maao In this
column unless tbo copy is at The
Evening Herald office by S o'clock
Friday evening.
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HACHL'I) IIKAHT OIIUIICII, cor. of
Eighth and High, Iter, Hugh J. Mar
shall, Ilov. J. V. Molloy.
BUMMER HCHKDULR
1st Matt at 8.00.
3ud Matt at 10:30.
Evening services at 7:00.
CimiBTIAN HCIKNCi: society of
Klamath Falls hold services In, the
lower rpom ot tho Library building,
corner ot Third and Main streets,
every Sunday morning at 11 o'clock
and every Wednesday evening at 8
o'clock.
Tbo Sunday school tcstlon It from
9MG to 10MC every Sunday morn
ing. Tho subject for Sunday Is:
"Substance."
Tho froo roadlng roam nnd frco
lending library Is open from 2:30 to
4:30 on Tuesdays, Thursdays and
Saturdays.
MUST IIA1TIST CllMtCIf. corner
Washington and Eighth. A. F. Sim
mons, pastor. Itcsldonco 612 Califor
nia avonuo.
Tho First Uaptlst church moots
for worship ovory Lord'n Day at tholr
place of worship, corner ot 8th and
Washington stroots.
1 At tho First Ilnptlst church Lords
Day, Soptembor 4, 1021, will bo ob
served as follews:
Proachlng nt 11 a. m.
II. Y. P. U. nt 7 p. m.
Preaching at 8. p. m.
MimiODIHT KPIHCOPAL CHUItCH
Tenth and High, Ilov. S. J. Cbanoy,
pastor, 1005 Hlch St., Phono C37-W.
.FIRST PIIK8P.YTERIAN CHCnCIT
corner Sixth and Pine streets. Rer.
Arthur Rice, mlnuitor.
KMMANUKL IIAPTIKT Church
Klovcnth nnd High stroets, Rer. J.
II. Dickson, pastor; High St.; Phone
COSJ.
Church school at 10 a. m. Beulah
Jarvls superintendent; Morning wor
ship nt 11 a. m. -with preaching by
tbo pastor, Subject of tho sermon,
"Tho Rich Young Man." Evening
worship at 7:30. A live song service
nnd roynl iwelcomo. Evening dls-
i courso, "What Is Yodr Llfo? Rlble
I study nnd prayer meeting Thursday
ovenlng at 7.30.
CHRISTIAN CHimCI!. cornor 9th
and Pine streets, C. F. Trimble, pas
tor, 2107 Wantland Ave. Phone
233-11.
DR. T. C. CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN A.NI) HCUaKO
I. O. O. r. Snilding
Fbone MO
ItMldcncc VIS Pine St.
Phono SliO.rt.
DR. a A. MASSEY
Fourth and Pine Hu.
In Warren Hunt Hospital
Otf. Phone 497 Res. Phone 8111
J. C. CLKGHOUN
CIVIL ENOINEER AND
BUllVfYOR
Phone 192J 133 S. Riverside
Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
rno.vE its
United Cigar Store
020 MAIN STREET
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K0C-4UCRVICE aOBN, ATTKimOIf
Klamatb Post No. 8,
American Legion meets
at tbo City Hall on the
first and third Tuesdaya
ot each month.
Ex-service men are lnvlttd to at
tend tho meeting.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ex-tervlce men are requested to
see or wrlto tho following efficers:
J. II. Carnaban, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant
For rollef of employment see or
write the Chairman ot Tbe Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds,, caro Lakeside Lumber company.
PELICAN BAT BCB
Fare I Be aacb way
Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City
7:45 a.m. S:00a.ao.
11:45 p. a. 1:00 p.m.
C:00 p. m. 6:10 p. a.
Beckard Heart Berries)
Phone 77
ts-tt
L. D. Gass, M. D.
EYE, EAR. NOSE AND THROAT
QliAHNKtl FUHXIHHKU
I. O .0. F. Dldg. Pbone 9-W
Rooms 202, 203, 204
Ree. Whit Pelican Hofl, Phone B
Holliday Dairy
WhnlcMiilo nnd Retail
..Pnsturlzcd Milk and Cnvun..
Phone 501-J.
Klamath Lodga No. 1S7
L O. O. F,
Meete Friday nlgbt ot each week a
I. O. O. F. ball. Mb and Main streets
Chas. Newman ............N. O.
W. C. Wolls .1 .V. O.
O. B. Mangue ............8ocy
W. D. Coter .... ... .Treas
ENCAMPMENT
H. V. Drown ... .......... C. P,
J. V. Drewbakor ................... ..S. W,
L. J. McClure Scribe
Nolo Otterbeln ..... ........ Treasurer
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rODAK WORK
ILeaveYour Filttvs
Before 9 OciocK-Your
A.M ncturas are rt?adv ar o p.!
Underwood mm
WsL-. KLAMATH FALLS OREGON Tfffw I
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CHIROPRACTORS
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WHERE. PARTICULAR PEOPLE
BUY TMEIR DRUGS
DRS.
(MALLETT
AND
MALLETT
OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S
Phone B80-J. Seventh Mala
FILZ' SCHOOL OF POPDLAB.
. MUSIC
I have constructed thru years ot
experience tbe only 'course that
teaches you to play i the , piano by
NOTE and by EAR. In 10 'to 20 les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 lltb
St., Klamath Falls, Oro. Pbone 367R.
SAW MILL ENaiNEERINO
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Designers and builders of mod
era w mills, planing mill and
box lanu. Dredging. Pile driving.
Phone 4-W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near S. P. Depot
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 406
OUR CLEANING, PHKSSTNO AK0
REPAIRING WILL MAKE YOUR
CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATH HKRIiOCKKD
Roods Called for and' Dell wrftS
4SI Mala Street
Dana Walls
DR. L. L TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAI
Day Phone, 407 -Night Pbone, ok
E. D.LAMB
PHTBICIAN AND SURGEON
Pkonal7W
17R
Rooms 1 mad a
White BnlkMas
MWaaMsA4Vss4jaftAsAMs
DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Witacarvar
nuHra SM
Dr. P. M. Nod
raoini 4
Over Ui
DR. J. G..GOBLE
The well-known Optletaa
now located la K. D. Block.
1313 Main. Phone II-aL
on. a A.
Dearist
L O. O. V.
PHONR4M
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CHIROPRACTOR "
Dr. Lola O. Bridges) s
Over First State and Savings Bank
Suite 10S Phona lOt-J
Let Your GLASS trouble,
be Mine
CE.STUCKEY
Re-Glazinf and CabiirH
Making
Phone 477W j
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