i MOI THRKR . THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON THUK9DAT, SEPTEMBER'S, Imi. The Office Cat I UV JUNIUS Saturday Night Thoughts Tho sad ordonl Spared you. wn hope; To bathe, and then Step on tho hob p. Hontile Pott Intelllgeneer Tli so, I find. ' nut wors0 I'm told To atrip and find Tho wntor cold I Albany Knickerbocker ITmi Tba thing thnt make Mo howl and howl la, whan I'm through I To find no towol. Roughshod 'Explanation Another reason why cattle pro duction la Icwrany be that It takai too many cqwhtdoa to buy the farmer a pair of ahoos. Chicago Newt. Ye Ed Wm Not Among 'Km Woll, Mary Ann and 1 Jurt got back from our vacation and con aulttng our foollngs after taking n review of our experiences, wo'd have been a lot better off If wo'd have atayed at homo. Wo saw alghta down thorn at our neighbor about. Dug out ou rnelghbora about, nuga out catching beotlo. Dud en of tho rank at class, with tho alra of a prince, forming entangling alliances with all too willing dudoona nork for tho domeatlc relatlona and divorce courta that' would bronk a forolga missionary UP In onn night. Swelt ering condition that would make the old Vomn grovo a paradlae, May, the good Iord forglvo ui from atraylng away from tho old home farm with Ita old fnshlonod Toara and homely hollyhock-, and the cooling ahado of tho old ma- jlen far away to auch a Ood-for- IWkrn maolitrom of humanity and Ita deteriorating Influences Ida (O) Herald. "May I call you by your first name?" "Ily your last name If you wlah." A reformer says Sunday train win do -topped in az&. io, ai many stations. ' Oeorgo Meti aaya that lucky li the man, who loses hla reputation It tt It had, Tim railing "A fllrt, am I" exclaimed Mary Ann, under notice to go. "Woll I knowi them, aa flirt moro than I do, and, with lew excuse" 8b o shot a apltotul look at hor mistress, and ,nUdod, "I'm better looking than you. Moro "andsomo, 'Ow do I know? Your husband told me so." ' "That' will Uo," aald hor mlitrciu Tfrlgldly. "Hut I ain't flnlihod yet," re torted Mary Ann. "I can giro a bettor kits than you. Want to know who told mo that ma'am?" ''If you moan to suggest my bus band.'" "No, It, won't your 'usband thla time,'1 aald Mary Ann. "It was your chauffeur." A &Idunt Vernon N, Y. man la loll ing milk, at, five , conts. a quart. "Wht'i' tho mattor with, UT" aiki the follow at tho nozt desk. Our own question la, "What'a tho matter wltlj, him?'' mvNcs) t With congrcas In session, r resi dent (Harding most always can draw n full houso, says Horaco Manning. i Custemer: Are your eogs fresh? . Grecer: Why, madam, It they worolany fresher, they'd bo Impotl nent.l Wljon a roan stops loarnlng ho atopa(llvlng; so doos buslnoas, opin es r rtuuuBiuii t' - - m Cynic and pessimists havo a hard row to boo In this contrary old world. If 'It's Loose -We Wffl Move It Outbursts of Everett True By Condon : luHAT KIND op -"j WAS AVJ5T cGts is lr HUMritMCS.. Do yoo sees. THAT ? uocc THAT'S A 1 HUMMfcR., TOO tt rk BONANZA NEWS. Miss I'carl Lowls, who hue been visiting hor sister, Mrs. C. U. Ilurk, for n few weeks, tins returned to hor home nt Forest Qrovo. Bonanza school wilt open this year with full equipment for a slundnrd high rchool, according to Mr. Hatch, tho prrlnclpal; also a full equipment for n manunl training cldM undor thn supervision of Mr, Jnmcs Lucbko, as sistant high school toachor. Tho lonelier for this year am: J, 1). Hatch, principal; James Luobke, high school; Mrs. C. Chanoy, eighth grade; Miss Nolle Dryden, Intermo dule, Miss Alice I.ytlo, primary. Thiro. aro a number of new pupils to be enrolled In all gradoa this term. The work of remodelling and re pairing tho building has bocn In pro gress for somo woeka and It U now In readiness for the term. A woman' Idea of a dutiful hus band Is one who twill stay at homo and look after the baby while sbo spends tho afternoon shopping. Don't eipect to get tho earth until you are burlod. Let' Talk PUa with Knrl Shep. perd. ( "Billowy There Is no question about the! atavistic tendency' in tbo butterlty) taffeta, gown designed by' Mmo.j Thurn. It certainly harka back to grandmother's days. Tbo skirt which 'Is ankle-length is very full and billows about the anklos. It looks almost Uko on Inverted flower.' The atlk Is cut In big petals and' 'flowers of the taffot are appUqued.) The waist la' round and has abort lacystcevee. j Tapestry In History. During the Itnllnn Itenalssnnre the n rt developed In subtle treatment uA enter nnd shading, and Flemish tap estry reached Ha nr-lcht of artistic per fection In tho mngnlflccnt pieces from cartoons by Itaphael nnd other Ital ian masters. Itnynlty supported tho Industry at this period. Incidents of history were woven Into design with threads of gold and silver, nnd oven jewels. Oth. er were mellowed by soft colorlnirs of wool, with their high lights supplied by silken threads. The dyes, often aa costly ns tho gold and silver, have held their colors for centuries, and tt haa been beyond the modem chemist to solve their alchemy. .No such col ore can bo produced today, nor none thnt are so unfading When tapestry making waned In Brussels,, France de veleped the art, and under nenry TV and Louis XIV the Cobellna wre famed for their perfection of work mnushlp and color. . Even In the hottest months of tho year thn temperature at a height of four mlloa In the air nover rlaea above tero. Let's Talk Piano with Earl Shep. pcrd. Oregon's Hijhtr Inuilulloo of TECHNOLOGY right StbooH; SttcntrOtpirtinents FALL TERM OPENS SEPT. 19, 1921 I oi IfitMiniiSM iict io IW Rtrlilitr Oregon ARricultural College COHVAl.LIS DR. T. C. CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND SCHGnKM , I. O. O. W. 3aildts RiomIN Realdence IU5 line St. Phono 800-U. DR. G. A. MASSEY route) and Plii sMev In' Warren Hunt Hospital Oft. Phone 417 Rat. Phone SM J. C. CLEGUORN CIVIL BNOINBER AND 8URVBY0R Phono 1IJ 1888. Riverside Holliday Dairy Wholesale nnd Retail ..Paaturlsexl Milk and Cream.. Phone 501-J. liKfW O. K. TRANSFER MMMWVVMsVWVgMVMiMMVWWV 'Office Phone 177 W Ilea 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Physician and Hnrgeon White Dnlldlng Klamath Tails Oregon WWWWWKWMWWtWWWWWWMWW Portraits and Enlargement Art frames and framing. HENLINE PHOTO SHOP Opposite oDurttionsa Phonn M 837 Main f FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phone 484W. X-Ray Laborator BMC., Klaawgi Vatta J Premium, Dairy Oldest IlcUll Dairy in Town Phone 22-F-2 Klamath Falls Plumb' iiig & Heating Co. 1178 MAIN ST. PHONE 548-W SvWi'vAvN'fWsVMaNi Coe'a Auto Service Hudson, Buick, and Dodge Cars Country Trips a Specialty PHOVB 108 United Cigar Store 020 MALN STREET EX-SERVICE HEN, ATTENTION Klamattt Post No. 8, Amorlcan Legion meets at the City Hal! on the first and third Tucsdaya of each month. Ex-service men are invited to at tend the meetlnga. For membership cards or Informa tion ex-sorylce men are requested to see or write the following efficers: J. H. Carnahan, Commander. Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutant. For relief of employment see or write the Chairman of The Relief and Employment Commlttoo, Francis Olds,, care Lakeside Lumber com pany. PELICAN DAT BUS Far S6o each way Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City 7:16 a.m. 8:00 a.m. 18:45 p.m. 1:00 p. a. 6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m. Keckard Rent Berries) Phone 77 88-tt L. D. Gass, M. D. ETE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT GLASSES FDH.MBHED I. O .0. F. lllds. Phone 99-W i Itooms 202, 203, 204 Res. White Pelican Hotrt. Phone B KUmatk Lodge No. IS? L a O. F. Meets Friday night of each week at I.O. O. F. hall, 6thand Main streets Chas. Newman ................K O. W. O. Wells .V. Q. 0. D. Mangue .......... .Bocy. W. D. Cofer . ....... ..Treas.. ENCAMPMENT IL V. Drown C. P. ..S. W. J. V. Browbnkor ...., L. J. MeClure Nato Ottorbeln . . Scribe Troosuror CHIROPRACTORS DRS. MALLETT ) AND MALLETT OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S Phono 588-J. Seventh A Mala VILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR 1 MUSIC k I have constructed thro years of experience the only course that teaches you to play the piano by NOTE and by BAR in 10 to 20 les sons.1 Write for particulars, 701 11th St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 367R. Excarating Teaminfir Let us make yon a. price on .dig ging that basement, or other, ei cavallng yon contemplate. We alio do team work of every description. Phone 426-J NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duda la Our Sudft" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Conger' Klamath Falb Cyclcry We are here to serve you, and aim to serve yon right. Motorcycles and Bicycles, Parts and Acessorles, Tires and Tnbes, that will stand yonr inspection, as we carry the best in our line. Repair shop in connection with Harley-Davidaon Service. Phone 979 110 Main BU Klamath Falls C. E. B18MARK Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 OCR CLEANING, PRESSINO AND REPAIRING WILL MAKE XO0a CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW HATH RKBLOCKED Goods Called for nnd Delivered 181 Mala Street khuemth VnOs DR. J. G. GOBLE The well-known Optician now located In K. D. Block, 1313 Main. Phone 2E3-M. .DR. C A. RAMBO Deatiat L O. O. F. BalkUna PHONE 61 CHIROPRACTOR . Dr. Lola G. Bridge Over First State and Savings Bank Suite' 10J Phone 102-J Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-GIazinf atari Cabinet rVtakimg Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine OGARSTAM) "S o r E N A L L N I G H T The CENTRAL HOTEL GUY GARRETT, Mgn. 9UmHm RATES Transient' 75 cents up. By Week $4.00 NEWSSTAND the CO; DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 321 ( ,. I. 0. O.'F. Temple WILL Take oat Cellars or Fill in Lota CON MURPHY 317 Mortimer St. Phone 841-vV GLOVER MAKES Your Watch Keep Time. 511 Main St. Klamath Falls r - SAW MILL ENGINEKRINa A . CONBTKCCTION CO. Designers and tmlldera of mod. .era eaw mills, pUalag walls nnd box plants. Dredging. Pile driving. Phone 486-W Office Corner Spring and Oak Near S. P. Depot DR. L. L. TRUAX WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL Day Phone, 487 Night Phone; BM E. D.LAMB PHTSICXAN AND SDRGBON Phones 17W 17R Rooms nnd 9 White Bnlllnt DENTISTS Dr. E. & WUecarrer Dr. P. M. Notl FHONH d Ova Ci Seventh and Mate o p E N A L L N I G H i latest nmts 124 Si Sixth St. . Phone 87