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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THUK9DAT, SEPTEMBER'S, Imi.
The Office Cat I
UV JUNIUS
Saturday Night Thoughts
Tho sad ordonl
Spared you. wn hope;
To bathe, and then
Step on tho hob p.
Hontile Pott Intelllgeneer
Tli so, I find.
' nut wors0 I'm told
To atrip and find
Tho wntor cold I
Albany Knickerbocker ITmi
Tba thing thnt make
Mo howl and howl
la, whan I'm through I
To find no towol.
Roughshod 'Explanation
Another reason why cattle pro
duction la Icwrany be that It takai
too many cqwhtdoa to buy the
farmer a pair of ahoos. Chicago
Newt.
Ye Ed Wm Not Among 'Km
Woll, Mary Ann and 1 Jurt got
back from our vacation and con
aulttng our foollngs after taking n
review of our experiences, wo'd
have been a lot better off If wo'd
have atayed at homo.
Wo saw alghta down thorn at
our neighbor about. Dug out
ou rnelghbora about, nuga out
catching beotlo. Dud en of tho rank
at class, with tho alra of a prince,
forming entangling alliances with all
too willing dudoona nork for tho
domeatlc relatlona and divorce
courta that' would bronk a forolga
missionary UP In onn night. Swelt
ering condition that would make
the old Vomn grovo a paradlae,
May, the good Iord forglvo ui
from atraylng away from tho old
home farm with Ita old fnshlonod
Toara and homely hollyhock-, and
the cooling ahado of tho old ma-
jlen far away to auch a Ood-for-
IWkrn maolitrom of humanity and
Ita deteriorating Influences Ida
(O) Herald.
"May I call you by your first
name?"
"Ily your last name If you wlah."
A reformer says Sunday train
win do -topped in az&. io, ai
many stations. '
Oeorgo Meti aaya that lucky li
the man, who loses hla reputation
It tt It had,
Tim railing
"A fllrt, am I" exclaimed Mary
Ann, under notice to go. "Woll I
knowi them, aa flirt moro than I
do, and, with lew excuse"
8b o shot a apltotul look at hor
mistress, and ,nUdod, "I'm better
looking than you. Moro "andsomo,
'Ow do I know? Your husband told
me so." '
"That' will Uo," aald hor mlitrciu
Tfrlgldly.
"Hut I ain't flnlihod yet," re
torted Mary Ann. "I can giro a
bettor kits than you. Want to know
who told mo that ma'am?"
''If you moan to suggest my bus
band.'" "No, It, won't your 'usband thla
time,'1 aald Mary Ann. "It was your
chauffeur."
A &Idunt Vernon N, Y. man la loll
ing milk, at, five , conts. a quart.
"Wht'i' tho mattor with, UT"
aiki the follow at tho nozt desk.
Our own question la, "What'a tho
matter wltlj, him?''
mvNcs) t
With congrcas In session, r resi
dent (Harding most always can
draw n full houso, says Horaco
Manning.
i Custemer: Are your eogs fresh?
. Grecer: Why, madam, It they
worolany fresher, they'd bo Impotl
nent.l
Wljon a roan stops loarnlng ho
atopa(llvlng; so doos buslnoas, opin
es r rtuuuBiuii
t' -
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Cynic and pessimists havo a hard
row to boo In this contrary old world.
If 'It's Loose
-We Wffl Move It
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon :
luHAT KIND op -"j WAS AVJ5T
cGts is lr HUMritMCS..
Do yoo sees. THAT ?
uocc THAT'S A 1
HUMMfcR., TOO tt rk
BONANZA NEWS.
Miss I'carl Lowls, who hue been
visiting hor sister, Mrs. C. U. Ilurk,
for n few weeks, tins returned to hor
home nt Forest Qrovo.
Bonanza school wilt open this year
with full equipment for a slundnrd
high rchool, according to Mr. Hatch,
tho prrlnclpal; also a full equipment
for n manunl training cldM undor thn
supervision of Mr, Jnmcs Lucbko, as
sistant high school toachor. Tho
lonelier for this year am: J, 1).
Hatch, principal; James Luobke,
high school; Mrs. C. Chanoy, eighth
grade; Miss Nolle Dryden, Intermo
dule, Miss Alice I.ytlo, primary.
Thiro. aro a number of new pupils
to be enrolled In all gradoa this
term.
The work of remodelling and re
pairing tho building has bocn In pro
gress for somo woeka and It U now
In readiness for the term.
A woman' Idea of a dutiful hus
band Is one who twill stay at homo
and look after the baby while sbo
spends tho afternoon shopping.
Don't eipect to get tho earth until
you are burlod.
Let' Talk PUa with Knrl Shep.
perd.
(
"Billowy
There Is no question about the!
atavistic tendency' in tbo butterlty)
taffeta, gown designed by' Mmo.j
Thurn. It certainly harka back to
grandmother's days. Tbo skirt
which 'Is ankle-length is very full
and billows about the anklos. It
looks almost Uko on Inverted flower.'
The atlk Is cut In big petals and'
'flowers of the taffot are appUqued.)
The waist la' round and has abort
lacystcevee. j
Tapestry In History.
During the Itnllnn Itenalssnnre the
n rt developed In subtle treatment uA
enter nnd shading, and Flemish tap
estry reached Ha nr-lcht of artistic per
fection In tho mngnlflccnt pieces from
cartoons by Itaphael nnd other Ital
ian masters.
Itnynlty supported tho Industry at
this period. Incidents of history were
woven Into design with threads of
gold and silver, nnd oven jewels. Oth.
er were mellowed by soft colorlnirs of
wool, with their high lights supplied
by silken threads. The dyes, often aa
costly ns tho gold and silver, have
held their colors for centuries, and tt
haa been beyond the modem chemist
to solve their alchemy. .No such col
ore can bo produced today, nor none
thnt are so unfading When tapestry
making waned In Brussels,, France de
veleped the art, and under nenry TV
and Louis XIV the Cobellna wre
famed for their perfection of work
mnushlp and color.
. Even In the hottest months of
tho year thn temperature at a
height of four mlloa In the air
nover rlaea above tero.
Let's Talk Piano with Earl Shep.
pcrd.
Oregon's Hijhtr Inuilulloo of
TECHNOLOGY
right StbooH; SttcntrOtpirtinents
FALL TERM OPENS SEPT. 19, 1921
I oi IfitMiniiSM iict io IW Rtrlilitr
Oregon ARricultural College
COHVAl.LIS
DR. T. C. CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AND SCHGnKM ,
I. O. O. W. 3aildts
RiomIN
Realdence IU5 line St.
Phono 800-U.
DR. G. A. MASSEY
route) and Plii sMev
In' Warren Hunt Hospital
Oft. Phone 417 Rat. Phone SM
J. C. CLEGUORN
CIVIL BNOINBER AND
8URVBY0R
Phono 1IJ
1888. Riverside
Holliday Dairy
Wholesale nnd Retail
..Paaturlsexl Milk and Cream..
Phone 501-J.
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O. K. TRANSFER
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'Office Phone 177 W Ilea 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Physician and Hnrgeon
White Dnlldlng
Klamath Tails Oregon
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Portraits and
Enlargement
Art frames and framing.
HENLINE PHOTO SHOP
Opposite oDurttionsa
Phonn M 837 Main
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FRED WESTERFELD
DENTIST
Phone 484W.
X-Ray Laborator
BMC., Klaawgi Vatta
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Premium, Dairy
Oldest IlcUll Dairy in Town
Phone 22-F-2
Klamath Falls Plumb'
iiig & Heating Co.
1178 MAIN ST. PHONE 548-W
SvWi'vAvN'fWsVMaNi
Coe'a Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHOVB 108
United Cigar Store
020 MALN STREET
EX-SERVICE HEN, ATTENTION
Klamattt Post No. 8,
Amorlcan Legion meets
at the City Hal! on the
first and third Tucsdaya
of each month.
Ex-service men are invited to at
tend the meetlnga.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ex-sorylce men are requested to
see or write the following efficers:
J. H. Carnahan, Commander.
Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutant.
For relief of employment see or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Commlttoo, Francis
Olds,, care Lakeside Lumber com
pany. PELICAN DAT BUS
Far S6o each way
Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City
7:16 a.m. 8:00 a.m.
18:45 p.m. 1:00 p. a.
6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m.
Keckard Rent Berries)
Phone 77
88-tt
L. D. Gass, M. D.
ETE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
GLASSES FDH.MBHED
I. O .0. F. lllds. Phone 99-W
i Itooms 202, 203, 204
Res. White Pelican Hotrt. Phone B
KUmatk Lodge No. IS?
L a O. F.
Meets Friday night of each week at
I.O. O. F. hall, 6thand Main streets
Chas. Newman ................K O.
W. O. Wells .V. Q.
0. D. Mangue .......... .Bocy.
W. D. Cofer . ....... ..Treas..
ENCAMPMENT
IL V. Drown
C. P.
..S. W.
J. V. Browbnkor ....,
L. J. MeClure
Nato Ottorbeln . .
Scribe
Troosuror
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
) AND
MALLETT
OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S
Phono 588-J. Seventh A Mala
VILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR
1 MUSIC k
I have constructed thro years of
experience the only course that
teaches you to play the piano by
NOTE and by BAR in 10 to 20 les
sons.1 Write for particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 367R.
Excarating
Teaminfir
Let us make yon a. price on .dig
ging that basement, or other, ei
cavallng yon contemplate. We alio
do team work of every description.
Phone 426-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duda
la Our Sudft"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Conger'
Klamath Falb Cyclcry
We are here to serve you, and
aim to serve yon right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles, Parts and Acessorles,
Tires and Tnbes, that will stand
yonr inspection, as we carry the
best in our line. Repair shop in
connection with Harley-Davidaon
Service.
Phone 979
110 Main BU Klamath Falls
C. E. B18MARK
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OCR CLEANING, PRESSINO AND
REPAIRING WILL MAKE XO0a
CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATH RKBLOCKED
Goods Called for nnd Delivered
181 Mala Street khuemth VnOs
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block,
1313 Main. Phone 2E3-M.
.DR. C A. RAMBO
Deatiat
L O. O. F. BalkUna
PHONE 61
CHIROPRACTOR
. Dr. Lola G. Bridge
Over First State and Savings Bank
Suite' 10J Phone 102-J
Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-GIazinf atari Cabinet
rVtakimg
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
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HOTEL
GUY GARRETT, Mgn.
9UmHm
RATES
Transient' 75 cents up.
By Week $4.00
NEWSSTAND
the
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DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 321 ( ,.
I. 0. O.'F. Temple
WILL
Take oat Cellars or Fill in Lota
CON MURPHY
317 Mortimer St. Phone 841-vV
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
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SAW MILL ENGINEKRINa A .
CONBTKCCTION CO.
Designers and tmlldera of mod.
.era eaw mills, pUalag walls nnd
box plants. Dredging. Pile driving.
Phone 486-W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near S. P. Depot
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phone, 487 Night Phone; BM
E. D.LAMB
PHTSICXAN AND SDRGBON
Phones 17W
17R
Rooms nnd 9
White Bnlllnt
DENTISTS
Dr. E. & WUecarrer
Dr. P. M. Notl
FHONH d
Ova Ci
Seventh and Mate
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124 Si Sixth St. .
Phone 87