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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 7, lttt
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I IV JUNIUS
A "Dry llliymn"
Whatever olso may happen
Now tliul I ho coutitry'H dry (7) '
Thci millur still will have hi port,
Tlio furmor Imvn his ryit;
Tim rutton hllll Iitift cut Hh gin,
Till) seiicimst bus I In bur,
And each of iim will Iiuvii a lilnr.
No ninltiir whore mo urn.
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Howdy, fulkn! Ilitvn yon Joined
tho Kill Klux Klitu yet? I
llxreeih-d tin HlMifdi lilmll
"Ho your ear i;nt Into (ho pollco
rnurt, woro you exceeding tho speed
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"On Uiti contrary, tlm blamed
tllror wouldn't budge and tliu police
man overheard what I said about
It."
Whlln wo am complaining of
kurd limes tlio other fidlow In get
tlnK tlio business.
Merle Wist s.i) a wmnnn will
pardon want of sense quicker tlinll
die m 111 want of manner.
Don't figure out n vacation bud-
col ii nl I'M you ii r (i good at addition
und mulllpllcatlcn.
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Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Plijulrlmi mid Surgeon
Whit llHlldln
Klamnth Fall' Oregon
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! Portraits and ' J
Enlargements
f. Art frnnicN iiiid rmiiiliic
IIENLINE PHOTO SHOP
'f OptHinlio cotirthouw
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Excavating
Teaming
Let us make yon price on dig
ging tbat basomont, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. We alio
do team work of 'overy description
Phone 426-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Dudt
tn Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner tvffn md Conner
FRED WESTERFELD
I1I5NTIH7
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V-ILn) filmrai4ir
lxximl tlldK. WUma'li rallt
Premium Dairy
OldCNt ltctnll Dairy In Town
Phone 22-F-2
Klamath Falls Cyclery
Wo aro hero to mrro roil, and
aim to ecrre you rlctit. Motoreycloii
and Dlryclca, Parts and Accnsorlcs
Tires and Tudes, that will stand
your Inspection, as wo carry the
best In our, line. Repair shop lp
connection with Harloy-DavldsoD
i Berries.
Phono 873
1010 Main Ht. Klnmnth Pall
O. E. ItlHMAItK
Tnkrn on llllnd l-'nllli
Thorn's one thlnK about poetry,
nuslc, lorn mid cooklne; ono dm
not hnvo to understand tlmm to on
Joy thnm. KI l'ano Uoruld.
1'onin
A sub-dob I hatn Is '
Tllllo lllootch;
Klin rnfiiios to dancn without
A llltto shot of hootch.
Noro say tho war votnrnns aren't
bravo. Tbuy tiro rolnn to act as
Jmt;a at a baby show.
A thermo bottlo Ii a convenient
thlm: when on a Ioiik trip ovnn If
It rontalns only wutor, iiplnps C'har
loy lltonu.
A itnl John Don appeared In a
OIiIciiro court the other day and
told of huvliiK brn rrbbod ol Sfiou.
That's ii lot of doiiKh for John Dee.
ForvlliouKlit
"Did you over stop to think what
a wonderful Invention tho automo
bile Is?
"Yey, and 1 wont to tho lincpltul
for threo uioutliK for stopplnc In
front of ouo!"
Wo run remember when every
youni; inun to bo properly i" ossed,
woro n fancy vost.
Tlio I.tinar Toddlo
' Prof. (Icrturlni: to sloopy class
In iiHlronomy) "Hecnuso of tho
fact that tho Krnvlty forco on tho
oon Ih only one-fourth as stroiiK
as that of tlio nartli, uny person
could Jump four times ns IiIkIi
thoro as lioro "
Pretty co-ed (dreamily) "Pro
fessor do tbyy danco tho toddlo on
tho inootiT"
Wo know n woman who calls her
divorce paportt liberty bonds.
Tho ulrl who has a talklnp ma
chlnn In tho homo may hroak a
rocord- now and thon, hut oven nt
that sho'ii likely to break tho rocord
for stnyliiK at homo,
Btngo nttondnnt (to iniinnRor of
Irnvolllm; show): Bhnll I lower the
curtain, alrT Ono of tho lIvlnB
stolucH has got tho hlccupn.
Don't go nwny with a flxod sum
of money mid oxpoct to cot a-wuy
wjtb It. '
(IkIiIiik boct.i. Tlm trophy Is now
bold by tho Pensitcoln Yacht Club,
Tlio Houston Launch Club, the
Knntern Klioro Yacht Club of .Mobile,
the Hoiithem Yacht Club of New Or
leans, and tho Pens.icola Yacht Club
will each bo represented by two vessel.
Tho Upton trophy Is fdr Kulfj
ro.ist voxels only. It was prerentod )
to tho (lulf YuchtliiR Association lust
Juno by 8Jr Tliomaii, who om-o drovo j
a mule-drawn street car In Now Or
leans.
Many Judgments
In Circuit Court
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
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Earthquakes Will
Be Predicted By
New Govt. Bureau
PASADI.N'A. Cnl., Bopt., 7 An In
formation service on earthquakes,
similar to tho weather bureau's work
In Its field, Is helm; considered by
wlontlM", rnKlneers and business men I
In California.
Tho undertaking nlms at perfj-ct
Inn an Instrumont sensltlvo cuoiikIi
to record tlm slightest tremors of tliu
earth and so make possible tho pre
diction of approaching movements
of Its Murfarc.
Tho men In rharRO of the project
nro students tf vlhrnttons, who in
sisted In tho development of subma
rine dotcrtorn nnil othor similar In-
rtriimonts used during the war. They
ham tho coopcrutlou of local educa
tional Institution, tho I'ultod States
Ooodotlc Survey, and tho UnltVd
States OeoloRlcal Burroy. Ilespon;
slblllty has bcou assumed by tho Car
ueglo Institution of Washington,
Direction of tho work Ii In tho
hands of nn advisory committee con
sisting of Dr. Arthur U. Day, director
of tho Carneglo Geophysical Knborn
tory, Washington, D. C, cholrmtn;
Dr. John A. Anderson of tho Mt
Wilson flolnr Olnmrvatory; Dr. Itobert
A. Mllllknn. physicist, of tho Califor
nia Inntltuto of Technology; Dr.
Harry Fielding Held, professor of
geology at Johns Hopklna University;
Dr. Dnlloy Willis, professor of geolo
gy at Inland Btanford, Jr., Univer
sity; Dr. llnlph Arnold, geologist and
petroleum engineer, of I.os Angeles,
and Dr. Andrew C, I.awson, professor
of goology nt tho University of California.
Judgo Kuykondall Iim signed a
number of Judgments slnco his re
turn homo from Crcscout City and
among tho number woro tho two en
tered In favor of Illrnm Pickens,
for $42!! against A. If. Vinson
and wife. the. othor for $300 ugalnst
A. II. Vinson ulono; and a judgment
for l'CHC.53, abvo tho sala of soma
lands, In favor of Kan n In PJckett
ngnlnsl II. J. Hayes, administrator
of the estate of Sarah Jano Hayes,
W.illor Btnry, Ida Kggors et al.
John P. McAullffo was granted a
decrco of foroclosuro on tho ranch
of tho Blmnaban brothers ut Illy, tho
amount of Indebtedness jdnccd at
'17.GCC.C9 and $1,800 attnrnoy fees.
A mnrtgngo foreclosure was ordered
Issued to tho State I .ami Hoard
ogalnst Itobert h. Mulono and wlfo
for ft.r.OO. Tho suit of W. C. Hill
against J. II. Mitchell was ordered
dismissed.
Ix-t's Tulk Plmio vtltli l'-irt Slu-p.
M.Tll.
Eight Yachts in
Lipton Cup Race
PKNSACOIiA, Fid., Bopt., 7 -Klglit
yachts will ontor thn races on Pon
acola Hay, Octobor 15 and 1 for
the Thoinna Mpton challongo cup for
ciuciiH wiiiii cemi: Hi:i'Ti-Min:it
n IF VI IK'S SATIS VAOTOUY
Klamath Falls will hnvo a clrcua
on, Boptomhor 20 n'nd n long parndo
In which nil tho menagerlo which tho
famous Hella-Floto collection will ho
displayed, according to tho nnnoun
romeht made last night nt tho city
council, providing tho license tea Is
not too high.
Tlio question was brought up ln.-.t
night nnd tho circus ngont will bo
notified what tho fee Is by tho pollco
Judgo, I.nst. yoar, tho feo was $220
for ono day.
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I'.ithl Sclioeli: Sourly Dc.ijrtmcr.ti
K.M.I. TKItM OrTHS SEPT. 19. IMI
lei lnf.irnii.a-, t.iur u In? Rrrittitr
OreROii Agricultural CoIIuko
con va -lis
DR. T. C CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AND HCKOKO
I. O. O. P. Building
Phone -TOO
Itetddeurc l-B Pine St.
Phono 2110-lt.
DR. G. A. MASSEY
Fourth and Pine Ht.
In Warren Hunt Hospital
Off. Phono 407 Kos. Phono 86M
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1,et'a Talk Piano with Karl Shop-pen).
J. O. Clil-OIIOKN
Civil ENaiNBER AND
8URVBYOn
Phono 192J 133 S. IHvorstde
Holliday Dairy
Wholesale ana Itetail
..1'nstnrizcd Milk and Cre-u..
Phone 501-J.
Coe's Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
piiem: los
United Cigar Store
021) MAIN STOEKT
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KX-HKRVICK MEJT, ATTKNTION'
Klamatn Post Ho. 8,
Amorlcan Legion meets
at tho City Hall on the
first and 'third Tuesdays
of each month.
Kx-scrvlco mon aro Invited to at
tend tho meetings
For membership cards or Informa
tlon ei-orvlce men are requested to
loo or wrlto tho following officers
J. II. Carnahan, Commander.
noy N. Fouch. Post Adjutant.
For relief of employment sea or
wrlto tho Chairman of The Hellcf and
Km ploy m en t Committee, Francis
Olds, caro Lakesldo Lumhor company.
PELICAN HAY nUB
Fare 2Cc each way
Leavos Ilex Cafe Leaves PolIcan'Clty
7:46 a, m. 8:00 t. tn.
12:45 p, m. 1:00 p. m.
C:00 p. m. 5:30 p. m.
ILecksnl Itcnt Service
Phono 77
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L. D. Gass, M. D.
KYE, K.R, NOSH AND THKOAT
QI-SSIS FUIIN1SIIKD
Warren Hunt Hospital Phono 40"
ltrH. Wlilto Pollrnn Hot-'. Phono 0
Klamath Lodge No. 137
I. O. O. F.
Meota Friday night of each week ai
I. O. O. F. hall, fitb and Main street
Chas. Newman .......... ............N. G.
W. C. Wolls .V. a.
O. n. Manguo .... . ....Secy
W. D. Cofer ........ ....Treas
KNCAMrM UNT
IL V. Drown ........ . ..C. P.
J. V. Drowbakor . ........... .8. W.
L. J. McClure .-....' Bcrlbe
Nnto Otterbeln . .... Treasurer
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
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MALLETT
OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S
Phono B.10-J. Seventh ft Main
F1LZ' SCHOOIi'OF POPUliAR
MUSIC
I have constructed thru years of
experience the only course tbat
teaches you to play tho piano by
NOTE and by BAR In 10 to 20 les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 367R.
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
HUH CLKANI.MJ. PKKSHINO ANl
IIKI'Allllvn WILL MAKE YOUR
rLOTHKH
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATN lU.I.MM'KKD
Good Called for and DollvorMl
Ml Mala Street Klamath Fall
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Dlock,
1313 Main. Phono 2E3-M.
DR. a A. RAllIlO
DentUt
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phojte ei
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CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Lola C. Urldges
Over First State and Savings Dank
Sulto 105 Phone 102-J
WILL-
Take out Cellars or Fill In Lota
CON MURPHY
fi!7 Mortimer St. Phone r.tl.W
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 821
I. O. O. P. Temple
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
8AW MILL ENGINEERING M
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Designers and builders of mod
era saw mills, planing mills aad
box plaaU. Dredging. Pile drlvlag.
Phone 4SO-W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near 8. P. Depot
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WARRIIN HUNT IIOSPITAt.
Day Phone. 407 Night Phone, 66,
E. D. LAMB
PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON
Phonea 17W
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be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-Glazing and Cabiort
Making
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
DENTISTS
Dr. E. G. Wiecrer
1 pbone as .
Dr. P. M. Noel
PHONE 4
Over UaderwooaVa
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