THURSDAY, gKPTEMBJm 1, lMtl.
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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T JUNTOS
Tlu-f Cnt Htampa
Th government tit planning to
boost tba prion of postage eUimpi
for ordinary letters to throo, cents,
and wo hope that It ilnn. There 1
Hogthr too much letter writing
to. lhla world, and If another cnt
will bar a dtrrnt effect It will
jultov M Just that mneb.
Mart of the Utters are rather pain
ful Ther beg to ntate, thsy enclose
herewith, ther refer to our Invoice
No. 111,221, your order No. 47,896,
ther urge ue to find onclosod, or
wars that thy ere sending under
eeparate covr. Ther bg to ack
owledte. or regret to Inform; tbor
take pleeiure In Quoting, ther truit
that we have received In good order
tkia thing or that. Ther ro aa a
Una aa a dlma'a worth of gum drope.
Far be It from oi to ell the govorn
Beat It buslneea, but the method of
aeUUf atampa haa been all wrong,
Let the recipient, and not the aonder
17 the poetage. Bach morning when
tba postman bring you, wy a holt
oaea envelope, eialod but without
atampa. Tou look through them.
Boa you reject, of course, nnd on
that the government would sustain
the loa. hut on other you nro will
tag to pay qiilto a tariff. Llkn tbU:
Tar single men, letter from girl,
11.00.
Married t&aa, letter from wife, .01.
Latter aelllng oil stock, .00.
Latter enclosing chock, COO.
Latter with stock dividends 6.00.
Latter notifying one of oases
snaat, .00.
Weddlna announcements .00.
Dinner Invitations .65.
Fishing Invitation 9.00.
Invitations to help In ilrlvn .00.
TbU given a skiitcby outllno, but
yon can get the drift. Perhaps too,
If attraetlvo young women carried
tba statu, and were pursnaslvo on
ugh even higher prices could be had.
W belie" tlist higher posts go
would materially cut down the num
ber of post cards on gU from var
loo reporters and summer vacation
fcta, "If my friends rends mo a pic
ture) postcard, I know I am on bit
oaaalence but not on his heart." Tou
know the kind of postcards everybody
gets. Things like this.
"Having grand time; wish you
ware her.
"Lovely psopl at thin lake, wUh
yon war here.
"Lovely bathing and wonderful
baacb, wUh you woro here.
"TbU U a vtitw from pur cottage,
wish you wero bore.
"Dancing pavilion, lovoly dances,
vary evening; wUb you went hero.
"Picture of four poundor Hob
aaagbt; loU of fish at thU loke. wish
yoa were here.
"Th bunch In our bathing suits,
wish you were here.
"Her U a picture of the lake In n
tora wUh you wore hero.
"Wish you woro horo."
Thea are fairish samples of tho
average poatcord. Of course ouo ap
preciate uch little attentions. Yot
equally of courao ono could llvo for
Mvaral days, week oven, without
them. A great many are sont for a
pansy. Faw would bo eont for two
at. Oa haa few friends who
talak that much of ono.
Tar ago we invented the type
writing maeblne. It was hailed at
ooaaldcrabl wbeote. Iloforo that
Ob buainess men bad boon wont
to writ .their two or throo lottore
st day by long band. It took an hour
Of -mow. "Now," say tboy, "with th
typewriting macbJno wo can do this
work In ten minutes."
But they didn't, Thoy wrote nioro
and nor letters, and finally noedod
help, and the profeHelonal stenogra
pher cam Into oilstonco. Still tho
craio for letter writing grow, and
Mr. KdUon, ovor aloTt, Invented a
thing that you talk Into, called a dic
taphone, so that a business man
Bight not up ull hours of tho night
dictating letters for tho stenograph'
era next day. '.
And that wasn't onough, Machinos
were tavontod for turning out letters
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Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
S i nnn(iJujj-uiJtJxnrtrinnriHnrrr
with wonderful rapidity hundreds
evory minute, thousands every hour.
A machine was Inrontod so that a
man could sign bis name with ono
strike of tho pnn.
What do all thoso millions or tot
ters talk about? Oh, evorythlne. Tho
salo of morchandlso, tho state or the
wouthor, of tho markot, or koU, of
one's soul, No subjoct Is overlook
ed nono Is slighted. In starting three
cont postage tho government Is on
the right track. It will not ralso tho
revi-nuns, but It will lessen tba ac
cumulation of dally mall, and givo
j little tlmo to attend to business,
nut threo cents Isn't enough. Ten
would bo vsntlr better.
HUNKK.V (1ARDKN FKATUnH
OF h. A. rsTOWKH MHOW
LOS ANOELE8, Bopt. 1. Dis
tinctive feature have boon planned
for tho California Flower show nnd
horticultural exhibition to bo held
In Exposition park. Los Aagele.
October 20-36. One In tba holding
of th 11th annual convention of
the California Association of Nur
serymen, which is expected to at
tract nurserymen, florists and hor-
tlenltnrlsta from all porta of the
state.
Another foaturo will bo u sunk
en garden of eoven acros, on the
construction of which a number of
nurserymen havu been co-operating,
It hits boon planted with flowers
which will bo In full bloom at tbo
time of tba show . Flowers from
all soctlons of California will bo
shown, ns woll as ornamental and
economic plants, nursorymons sup
plies and commercial oxhlblts.
The Pasadena Horticultural so
cloty will hold Its annual exhibit
In connection with the California
Flower show.
Mako that idlo dollar work!
It In the bonk.
Put
ASPIKIN
Name "Bayer" on Genuine
Warning) Unless you see the namo
'Ilayer" on packago or on tablets you
aro not getting genulnoAsplrln pro
scribed by physicians tor twontyon
yoars and provod safe by millions.
Tako Aspirin only as told in the Day
or package for Colds, Headache,
Nouralgla, Ttheumatlsm, Earache,
Toothacho, Lumbago and tor Pain.
Handy tin boxoa ot twolvo Bayer tab
lots of Aspirin cost few cants. Drug
gist also eoll largor pacKages. Aspir
in la tho trado mark of Bayer Manu
facture of Monoacotlcacldester ot Sal-Icylloacid,
tu& Arar Com I -yr "- z.
duct imc a urivc -L 1 1 1 - n:
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ticotland Yard employs 110 women.
An enemy knock a man down.
then n frlond proccoda to kick him,.
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Uatlcl Drop a little "Freozono
on an aching corn, Instantlr that corn
stops hurting, then shortly you lift
It right off with fingers. Doesn't hurt
a bit.
Your druggist soils a tiny bottlo of
'Freexono" for a fow cents, sufflolent
to remove overy bard corn, soft corn,
or com between the toes, and cal
luses. riTTB
Orrt on's Higher Institution ol
TECHNOLOGY
Eight Schoott; Seventy Drpiftntots
FALL TfRM OPENS SEPT. 19. 1921
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Orecon Acricultural CoIIcrc
COKVALLIS
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DIED
In New York City alone from Wd
neytroublo bit year. Don't allow
yourself to becomo a victim
by neglecting pains ond aches.
Guard against trouble by taking
COLD MEDAL
Th world'a sundard rtmxly for kldny(
llvtr, bladdor and uric acid troubles.
Holland's national remedy since 1656.
All druggists, thres elsis. Ouarantted.
Look (or th. Mm CM MJI oa .Ttry
DR. T.C CAMPBELL
PHTSICIAN AND 8URORON
L O. O. . Baildlag
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Realdencc (35 Pin St.
Phone 300-R.
DR. a A. MASSEY
Fourth and Pia St.
In Warrn Hunt Hospital
Off. Pboa 417 Re. Phono MM
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OBea Phon 177W Re 177R.
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Physician wad Surgeon
Whit Building
Klamath Fall Oregon
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Portraits and
Enlargement.
Art frames and fnunlag.
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I KENUNE PHOTO SHOP i
Opposito oonrUioaM
Phone 80
van Main
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FRED WESTERFELD
DHNTIfrT
Phon 414 W.
X-Ray Laborator
Loosai BMg., Klaaarb FaUa
i. O. CliKOIIORN
CIVIL ENOINEEn AND
SURVEYOR
Phone 192J 133 B. Riverside
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
U7t MAIN BT. PHONE B4S-W
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Coe'M Auto Service'
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PnOE 108
United Cigar Store
020 MAIN STREET
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KX-4UCXVICK MEN, ATTENTION'
KJamath Post No. 8,
Amorlcan Legion meets
at the City Hall on the
first and third Tuesdays
of each month.
Ex-sorvlce men are Invited to at
tend tho meetings.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ex-servlco men aro requested to
soe or write the following efficers:
J, II. Carnabsn, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant
For relief of employment see or
writ the Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, ore Lakeside Lumber com
pany. PELICAN BAT BTJS
Far S6o each way
Loavaa Rax Caf Leave Pelican City
T:tSa.m. :00 a. m.
lS:45p. m. 1:00 p.m.
6:00 p. m. B:I0 p. at.
Reckard Raait Barvteo
Pboae 77
16-tf
L. D. Gass, M. D.
EYE. EAR. NOSE AND THROAT
GLASSES FURNISHED
Warren Hunt Hospital Pboste 497
Res. White Pelican Hotrl. Phone 8
Klamath Lodf. No. 117
L O. O. F.
Meets Friday night ot each week at
I. O. O. F. hall, 6th and Main streets
Chas. Kowman ........-N. O.
W. C. Wells V. Q.
U. B. Mangue ....... Secy.
W. D. Cofer .....-.Treas.
ENCAMPMENT
II. V. Brown ..... ... ....C. P.
J. V. Brewbakor ..-...... S. W.
L. J. MeClure Scrib
Nnto Ottorbaln .... ........ Treasurer
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
AND
MALLETT
OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S
Phone B89-J. Seventh
FILZ SCHOOL OP POPULAR
MUSIC
I havo constructed thru years of
experience the only course that
teaches you to play the piano by
NOTE and by BAR in 10 to 20 les
sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th
St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 3S7R.
Household Furniture
OOODS OF ALL KINDS
OUR PRICES RIGHT
We Buy. Sell and Exchange.
DICK'S a CO.
Cor. Sixth and Klamath Av.
CK
Excmvating
Teaming
Let ua make yoa a prloa on dig
ging that basemsnt, or other ex
cavaiing you coatemplaU. W also
do taam work of every description.
Phone 426-J
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
'Tut Your Dudi
la Our Such"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Confer
Klamath Falls Cycler?
We are her to serve you, and
aim to servo you right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles. Parts and Aeessorie.
Tires and Tube, that will stand
ronr inspection, aa we carry tba
best in onr Una. Repair shop Id
connection with Harley-Davidsoo
Berrlea.
piMSM ara
1010 Mala St. Klamath FalU
C. E. BWMARK
Klamath Dye Works
Phono 408 M mmr
OCR CLEANING, PRE88INO Alfl
REPAIKINO WILL MAKJB XOCB
CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
HATH HERLOCKJCD
Good Called for and Delivered
481 Mala Street KlaasaUt rails
DR. J. g: goble
Th well-known Optlclaa
now located In X. D. Block.
1313 Main. Phone J6J-M.
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PHONE 1
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. LoU C. Bridge
Over First State and Savings Bank
Suite 10S Phone loa-j
Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E. STUCKEY
Re-GLaxinf and Cabiaet
MaJcinf
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Fine
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Take out Cellars or Fill la Lola
CON MURPHY
817 Mortimer St. Pboae U41-W
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 821
I. O. O. P. Temple
GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls'
SAW MILL ENGINEERING A
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Deader aad tmUSet of
era aaw Mills, plaabag wsUl ast
bos plant. Dredging. PUo trivia.
Pboae 4M-W
Office Conor Sarlac aad Oak
Hear 8. P. Depot
DULL TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Pfcoae, 47 Hajdfet FbaM, SM
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DENTISTS
Dr. E. & Wisscarvw
Dr. P.M. N I
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O. K. TRANSFER CO. 124 "-ML
Phone 87
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We Will Move It