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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
SATURDAY, AUGUST 27, lttll
The Office Cat
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Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
UUAK S 1 AftlJ
mU smsjSssT Ax BsBBxWk
',', Art frames and framing.
i! KENLINE PHOTO SHOP i
; ; Phono 8f ,387 Main
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Z-r1 ' , I IW, II iva r I rW
.lolin Hn) Wn liriril
A ri'Kruttiibln urror In IliU coliiinn
nppnruntly refliclH upon thu Inlul
Hkciico of J no MiUnll, W'n mild tlmt
Jno mild 'thai u pumpkin pin vun n
wntor melon wllh tint juundlro. Jnlui
says that tho pin linn wum ii pi llnu
honiunn ho realty Mild wiih tlmt n
pumpkin (not 11 pumpkin pin or n
pin pumpkin tint Jimt plnln, ornery
pumkln) wiih n wnliirmulim with tho
Jnumllco, OrUlimrlly wn would not
trouhlo to mplnln 1ml Jno In keep
ItiK klnita to tlm windward of thp
pontmnntnr Job horn and If wo let
thin (trror ;o uncorrected Hill liny
might think Jno was too durn dull
to tako thu civil torvlco njiunlnatlon.
Washington, D. C, papora plcaio
Ilrilrrf It or Not!
Mnrln Provost, cx-bnttiliiB beauty
nntl now it stnr In "MoonllKUl Kol
lli'M," swear alio heard thu family
noit door porpotrnto thin ene:
Mm. Jones hud Juit rouclvod a
bentulful new tut of skunk turn as a
birthday prcsont (ram hubby. Mr.'
Jonen was standing admiringly by.
Mr. Jenet: "Just think, finch boau
tlful skins como from such a low,
Mr. Jenes: "Plesso, dear; I don't
expect any thanks, but you might
how mo a llttlo moro rospoct."
"You will nevor got anywhera un
IflM you lmTO higher Idoals than
this," preached tho woman to whoso
door tho trnmp had applied for as
sMlascu. "Aro you really content to
spend your llfn wnlklnn urnund the
"No lady," answered -Weary Wtl
llo. "Many's thu tlmo I'm wished I
bad an auto."
It tho slogan "1921 will rownrd
fighters," Is true, there Is n couple
In our neighborhood that uro In a
fair wuy to becomo tnlllonalros, says
There has been lot nald about
Hon. Andy Volstead, pro and con,
mostly con but sorlously now, what
Is your hom-at opinion of a man who
would obliterate beer mid chow plug
Potor Tumbledown has a bigger
crop of floods this year than ovor
before. Homu of them aro so high
Ihoy 'mako a good shudd for I'oter
(ui ho nits and cusses tho govornment
and things generally. I'oter has
found that It Is much easier tb com
plain' In tho Bhutto than In tho sun.
Our Idea of tho top notch' of In
consistency Is tho sweltering guy who
nits on a enko of Ico trying to mako
himself think he's taking n sleigh
rldo.' A fomlnlno voire called up tho Her
ald offlco Thursday and asked for
tho.Offlco Cat. Wo uunhooked tho
rocolvor. Tho following conversa
tion toot placo.
"It this tho Offlco Cat."
"Havo you red liolrl"
Scenting a mouse, wn parried, "No
what did llaro wrltoT"
"Don't got fresh" sho reason
able," llko uny woman "o you know
why your lmlr Isn't rod."
" 'Causo Ivory doesn't rust."
Every mother d roams that' luvr boy
moy ionio'da'bo'proflltlont but tho
boy would" rnthor ,bo a motorcyelo
Th'o bcstklnd of prldo la tho prldo
n man tnkbs'lri'hls own work.
R. E. Urudbury Hiiyh moro'fnrm
ora dlo from being retired thun from
Llttlo Hostile, tiged five, aftor cnll
liiK hor,mothor sovornl tlmea during
Oanc: Omck Mekt
n foe wu mjt r
tlm night nntl receiving no answer,
said; "Mother, uro you realty asleep
or arn you Just p'teuding you'ro a
Thoro soomes to bo nothing Hmall
about tho governor of Illinois but
Onco wo know a girl who was not
beautiful by any way of rockonlng.
most girls have a fcaturo or two to
rocommond thorn tho oyca or tho
hair or ths flgger or tho complexion
this girt was a total loss on nil
counts until sho smiled,
hen slut smiled, ah, thun
Then she was awful,
II. J Matton says most women
would rather bo fluttered than
Dentist (to patient who Is oponlng
his purtto) No, don't bother to pay
me In itdvnnco.
Patient I'm not. t was only
counting my money huforo you gtvo
Our On ii Hull of Kntno.
Noting Hint Miss Violet Clremi or
Iledfortl, I ml., recently was admitted
to membership, M. M. rises to no
mlnnto Mr. Pink Drown of llloomlng
ton, Ind., for a placo In tho color
)UM, SOUTH AMKItICA
PA8ADKNA, Cnl. Aug., 27 A now
giant wlltl blackberry, surpassing. In
flavor, tho lognnberry, it Is said, has
been discovered recently In Colombia,
.South America, by Wilson Popenoo,
l'nr.ndona horticulturist, now con
ducting explorations In ffoutli Ame
rica for tho United Htntvn Depart
ment of Agriculture.
Tho berry, nccordlng lo word re
ceived lioro from the Investigator,
will prnlubly bo Introduced In Cali
fornia und oleowelioro for domestic
culture Iluds luivo been sent to
Mr Poponoo Is u" son. of F, O. Popo
noo of Altadann, und Is tho man who
on u similar expedition In Ouatomnln
a fow years ago found tho (luato
mnlan avocado, and Introduced It to
North America. It Is qulto extensi
vely grown In Southern California
. OOOD8 OF ALL KINDS
OUR PRICES RIOIIT
Wo'nuy, Soil and Exchange.
Cor. Sixth and lllninath Avo.
OFFICE OVKR UNDERWOOD'S
Plioqo tino-J. Setcntli & Blnln
B isASssssssss-rr .J"N
aie "Rmse. thc: Seat
not strong cnoushki
Mitkn that Idle dollar work! Put
It In tho ImiiIc.
NOTICK lim PUIIMCATIO.V.
rpnrtmmt of tlm Interior.
Not Coal I.nnd.
U. S. Land Office Lakovlow, Or-
gon, Aug., 22, 1921.
Notice Is hereby- given that Cecil
O. Caldwell, whoso postofflcn address
Is C29 Main fit., Klamath Falls. Ore
gon, did, on tho ISth day of October.
1920, file In this offlco flworn Stato
mont and Application, No. 011C12,
to purchaso tho BHNW'i, NW
HWK, 8c. 26; NCUSC;. 8cc 26.
Township 388., Range 13E, Wills
motto Meridian, and tho tlmbor thoro
on, under tho provisions of tho act
of Junuo 3, 1878, and ac'ts amenda
tory, known ns tho "Timber and
Stono l.nw," at such valuo as might
bo fixed by nppralscmont, and that,
pursuant to such application, tho land
and tlmbor tlicreon havo been op-
ipralsnil, Kaven Hundred and Sixty
Dollars, tho tlmbor estimated G0OM
hoard feet at $1.00 per M. and tho
land HCO.OO; that nald applicant will
offer final proof In support of bis
application and sworn statement on
tho 29th tiny of October. 1921, bofora
Ilert C. Thomas, U. S Commissioner,
at Knmnth Kails, Oregon.
Any person Is nt liberty to protest
this purchaso boforo entry, or Ini
tiate n contest nt nny tlmo before
patent Issues, by filing n corroborated
affidavit In this offlco, alleging facts
which would dofcat the entry.
Notice will bo published for nine
roiiHccutlvn wookg In tho Klamath
jas. v nimaKss.
Mnko tluit iillo dollar world Int
It In llm tuink.
I havo soveral blocks of lots
surrounding tho Malln h'gh
school that I will sell for
business and roilddutlal pur
posos, thug f ferine to tbo
poojilo of Klamath county an
opportunity to mako n real In
vestment. I will soli thtss
lots for $75 and up, on the
installment plan, tho lorras to
suit tho purchasor. No Inter
est will bo charged and I will
pay tho taxes until dc,od Is de
livered to buyer.
Malln Is sltuatod in tbo con
tor of ono of the richest dis
tricts in tbo world. It Is buck- I
ou oy prugressivo imi corner
vutlvo citizens. It has a future
that assures development to
a dogroo that will mnko this
property worth many ' times
tho prlco I am soiling It for.
When oil Is dlscovored, Malln
will bo found to be In tho very
heart of tho field nnd the
blggost producers will be nt
It you aro looking for some
thing that will pay you big
rolurns, you can make no mis
tako in buying Malln proper
ty. For further information,
wrlto or see
iMiTcMboii of "popular"
I havo constructed thru years of
exporlouco the only course that
tenches you to play tho piano by
NOTJJ mill liv RATI in in in n in.
sons. Write for particulars, 701 11th
oi., iwamain raws, uro. mono 307U.
DR. T. C. CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AXD flOKGKO
I. O. O. V. building
Itcildenro 'M I'lno St.
DR. G. A. MASSEY
Fourth Md Pto HU.
In Warren Hunt Hospital
Off. I'honn 47 lies. Phone nU "
OfTlce Phono 177W lies 177K
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Pbyslrlan anof Hurgeos
White Ilnltdlng .
KUmstb Falls Ortgoi
fKMisnls Bids;., KlaaM'ii riu
t. O. CI.KGUORN
CIVIL ENOINEER AND
Phono 192J 133 B. Riverside
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
117S MAIN ST. PHONE MS-W
Coe'm Auto Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Country Trips a
United Cigar' Store
020 MAIN STREET
EX-SKRVICK MEN, ATTENTION'
! i m s
Klamattt Post No. 8,
American Legion meets
at tbo City Hall on the
first and third Tutsdays
of each 'month.
Ex-service men are Invited to at
tend Jno meetings.
For membership cards or informa
tion ex-servlco men'are requested1 to
see or, write tho following efficers:
J. II. Carnahan, Commander.
Roy Ni Foucb, Post Adjutant
For rollof of employment see or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
Kmploymont Committee, Francis
Olds, caro Lakeside Lumbar company.
PELICAN BAT BUS
Fare S5e each way
Leaves Rex Cafe Leaves Pelican City
7:45 a.m. 8:00 a.m.
11:45 p.m. 1:00 p.m.
5:00 p. m. 6:f0 p. m.
Reckard Real Berries
L. D. Gass, M. D.
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
Warren Hunt Hospital Phone 401
Res. White Pelican notcl. Phone 0
KUmathLodf No. 1S7"
Meets Friday night of each' weeVat
I. O. O. F. Lai), Etu and Malnatre'eU
Chas. Newmau N. O.
W. C. Wolls' :. ...V. Q.
U. H. Manguo .................:....8ecy.
W. D. Cofor .i. Trcas.
H. V. Drown ... .....C P.
J. V. Drowbakor i.i a. W.
L. J. McCluro ....iJ..8cribfl
GUY GARRETT, Mgr.
Transient 75 cents -up
By Week $4.00'
I . -
NEW CITY LAUNDRY
"Put Your Duds
In Our Suds"
Corner Main 'and Conner
Take oat Cellar or Fill la LoU
S17 Mortimer St. Pbone Btl-W
Klamath Falls Cyclery
We are here to serve you. and
aim to serve yon right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles. Part and Aceasoriea.
Tires and Tnbea, that will, stand
your inspection, aa we carry the
best In our line. Repair shop lo
connection with Harley-Davldaon
1610 Main Bt. w Klamath Falls
C. E. BISMARK
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408 ' ,
OUR CLEANING, PRESSING' AND
REPAIRING. WILL MAKE IOUB
LOOK LIKE NEW
Good Called for aad Delivered
181 Mala Street Klamath FU.
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The "well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block.
1313 Main. Phone 253-M.
DK. O. A. RAMBO
I. a O. V. Walldtag
Dr. Lois C. Bridge
Over First State' andSavInBsBank
Sulto105 Phone 102-J
Let Your1 GL'ASS .troubles
Re-Glaziiig and Cabinet
Eleventh and Pine
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Office and Residence
LO. O.F. Temple
Your Watch Keep
511 Main St.
HAW MILL ENGINEERING
Designers aad builders of mod
ern saw, mills, plaalng assHs aad
box plants; Dredging. File Srrvtag.
Office Conier Bpriag aad Oak
v Near 8. P. Depot
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phone, m Night Phoae, SM
PHYSICIAN and BURGHO '
Roosaa 1 aad M
Let ns make yon a price on dig
ging that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate.' Wo also
do team work of every description.
Dr. E. aWUecarrer
Dr. P. M. Nee!
NTMHI AM ggSJaV
If I It's- Loose
We Will Move It
O. K. TRANSFER GO
124 S. Sixth St.