tUGD THREE THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATHf FALLS, OREGON THUllHDAY, AUGUST 11, IMll Hie Office Cat 'gBflgtr ' IIV JUNIUM Hit Hum Un.y On u nwIiirIiir bough nut a lit tin bird And hn twittered away In Rlrti, And u I llhtoncil thu lliouRht' oc curred r What a lucky lilrd wu Iid- III KladHomu nmiK thrilled mo tiimuRh umi UiruiiKli Hut 1 thought to mysnlf. "Ily jlnir Who wouldn't l)o Imppy If lio'd tiuttt- Iiir to do. Hut nit on u 1 1 m I) and nlnKl" M'VWftMWWWWftWWWWWWMAWWWWWWVWVWMMWWWWWWtf Outbursts of Everett True By Condon gT-q Mo -THA-r TicotviMC.. C JPzzEA "TH'f. Norm out im ix . - '?rrr 'i:,w'f- r V-i -- LA IVftV.?.. T M I II i I V i "ST. Lr I i A correspondent demand to know why to many of our romarkablo par Rraphi, JlriRli-H and things aro dl- ractod at Rlrln abort skirl. Wall, our hot don't hurt tho Rlrls, to spook of and thoy all help nn to (111 our col. Wna thnro nnylhliiK oho In our dopartmcnt today, xlrT Human nature lit a peculiar pro position. Wo condomn tho othor follow for doInK tho thine wo sometimes do uursolvos, and tho chance aro that wo would rciont tho colling down ho got If wo oiimolvm Itot It. ' Whon you want a hole dug dlR I It yourselves! It. B. Hradbury layn there ore threo blR quritlon connected with taiei how to reduce them, how to pay them and how to dodgo them. Hut the greatest of tlioio I tho arc-ond. While there' yeast, there' hope. You rflii't gat thruo men tORethcr when you ound n call for a mooting for uplift and civic bottnrment. Hut thnro are novor enouRh aoata to ro around when you aound a call for a poker game. "Pari woman ha no stomach" ay a new Itom. It at trait save her ' fron havlnR to cat prnlp. According to our pi-raoual predic tion, It ahould Ret coolor tonight. Uoih, wo hope wo ain't n liar Many thing that don't look right appear o because you cannot see rlRht. OH, 'POtP. lT3 THOS5 JOHNSONS' ASlM H E2S iiE5 9 "J fcj g """"" -TimmmBt ' l' 4" JkC' -fltiini(fttrHnlii't'tiri?sJjmr ITTwr Kstsr riczht on i soins. jomn .son IJJ 5M (Ac3 HAU TO HAVE THE FurcN(&WNC R5 - m fAIBCD ANO RCPIMISHei? ArtCf Your. LAST jfl VI T '.'.'. ON VOVR. HAV, OR. I'cc SMT You are mado with ships at iica. Tho Cnpu Hluchlnbrook Rtatlon wilt bo complcitod Inter. Caro I being taken in conntruo t'lon of living (jimrtorH for tho men nt tho illations, for tho point aro IhoIiiIciI, and tho government I try ing to offset Nome of tho djsadvnnt iirc by nttractlvo housing. Ttioro will ba a dormitory, bath, oloctrlc light and other facllltlos. Iloth station are located In part of ' I'UIIMO NOTICE Wo, tho underslgnod, will not bo rosponalblo for any bill contracted by John O'Connor and Mlko Dally, on or af(or tho 8th day of AurubI, an tho ranch now belong to Mlko Dally and Btophon Harry. BTEI'HHN IIAItRY. MIKB DAILY 9-1 ! die-strings a ho approachoth upper 0 In hi love-maklnR profeiRlons nro not soothing to tho mind of one courting tho drowsy roiI at mid night. HI yawllnR profession of fldollly nro as ono lylnR by unto, oven a a man lying to hi spouro about tho time of nlRht, when ho returneth Into. Men and Tom -Cats nrn much allko In their nlRht shift. Will Remedy Perils of Alaska Coast Rtructlon I at Capo Hlnchlnbrook, at tho cmtranco to I'rlnco William Hound, on which Valdez and other southwestern Alaska points aro located. According to present plans tho Soapstono station will bo opened next Octobor, after a crow of trained mon Is assamblod and tests Twice as rich as ordinary milk for Frozen Puddings Racipo Two Urge cam Carnation Milk, 2 cup water, 4 egg, 2 cup ugr, 2 tepoonful vanilla, J4 tentpoonful alt. Heat one can of Carnation Milk and the water In a dou ble boiler. Deat egg and sugar, and pour Into heated milks mix well, and cook In double boiler, (tlrring con stantly, until tho mixture) thicken on tpoon like cream. Remove from fire, cool add vanilla, and another , can of Carnation Milk. Put in freezer and freeze. This will make about two quart. Send for Frt Book el 100TmU4 RkIpm. Canutfea Milk Pr Wiicta Co, 632 RaOwejr Eichajii Bid, PerUanA. jS "wt jVHjKMUjiuuJjn Order From Your Grocer A Rrouch I a man who Is honoit enough' to admit that ho doesn't like tho weather, accordlnR to Kinmltt Mbrco. Hmlln (Ily Huttlo IinnliiR) I know It's hard to smllo, dear, Whon ovorythltiR goes wronR, Hut a smllo choors us on our way, Llko tho words of a beautiful song, Bo lot's try and smllo today, For tomorrow may novor romo, Lot's Rrcet our frlands with a smllo, dor, Kach and livery ono. Arthur Collins aays whon a girl get a tip that sho hap a real volco It Is hard to keop her froravoatlng bird seed for brock.'ast. Add. inlsprouncod werds: Coupon. Llfo is too short for most of tho long spoeches. Tho copy books havo always told us that thoro Is no oxcollonco with out labor, and that oarly to bed and early to rlso Is tho proper whoozo, and that tho feller who doesn't work will end up In tho poor house, and so on ond such, but wo nover knew a really successful man who had ever worked vory hard.' Wo havo known dozons of unsuccessful mon ,whd would choerfnily talk about how 'hard thoy worked, but nono who over ,dld ft. Think ovor nil of tho success fill mon you know. Did any of 'em over work? Not) , Tho Thomas-cat acqulrcth many whines, and tho tuning of his fid-J JUNKAN, Alaska, Auk. 11. Many innrliio danRors, hidden In ocean "RMViyard"xnlonR Alaska' coasts nrn in hn rnmnvi'l bv nleht nam! radio compai stations which will' bo built during tho noxt four year.' From tho stations ships at sea can got their bearings, and In fog and storms can proceed safely along tho coasts. ' Ono station being built this sum inor Is at Soapstono Point, YakobI (land, whero ship from southwest ern Alaska enter tho Insldo passaRO southbound to Seattle In tho pant ship havo lost many day waltlnK for thick weather to clear so thoy could got past Soapstono Point nnd Into Cross Sound 'When tho sta tion Is In operation thoy wlll ho abla to pick up tho ontranca to Cross Sound by wireless. Another station narw under con-j wMMMWwWMWwwwwwnwwwvwwwwwMnwnw WOOD! Don't bo deceived on a doublo load of . BLOCKWOOD Our wagon hold 192 cubic foot or ltf cords. Measure the load and bo suro. Wo guarantee ll cords. Measure our wagons. Uuy of an established firm and bo suro. Our cheaper wood is GREEN SLAB-WOOD "Tho Poor Man's 'Wood" 10 cords for $35.00. A year's supply for two stoves. O. Peyton & Co. u'nn to tiimN" V, w .--.. f , 419 Main Bt. Phone, 6S . THREE OF A KIND Alaska notod for hunting nnd fish ing, i Two nUtlons aro to bo built each year until tthq eight aro complqtod. Mnko that laie dollar work! I'nt it in Uio bank. It Is easy (o get onto tho curve of bowloggod ball pitcher. Fault fnders nro novor out ofa Job. Nover judgo what a man kuow by his knowing look. ' ' Thero are (I mo when very little I nioro than enough. keop their for homo consumption. . I' i i agSBg-nggBauaai 003 M DISCOUNT ON ALL LOW SHOES DURING OUR August Clearance Sale Boy Now and Save Dollars " i Men's Shoes Greatly Reduced J. E ENDERS & CO. aGARSTAWP JMMHaMaaMHMMMM 3 o F E N A L L N I G H T - The CEtRAL HOTEL GUT GARRETT, Mmjlk KATES . Transient 75 cents up By Week $4.00 o p E N A L L N I G H T NEWSSTAND uLfuvinivtrirrgry'""T"' all the ltett new If It's Loose r We Will Move It O. K. TRANSFER CO. 124 s n Phono 87 ;. " TW . . - J Tt'tfBfe'i.rt.t Ui.j. 'K ' ' H, TpJ -P wwwa't'jy-.