THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON page four I The Office Cat For Touring ,Air Minister t N Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-Gluing and Cabinet Making Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine OSBr 1 TUESDAY, AUQUST a, 1831. gSY,K&& H OH? " . jC -, . aggggggawi ;? IhSH? gffHjg5lFsv'''M DV JUNIUS Slgas of Life Great fleas have little (leas Upon their bucks to bit 'em. And Itttlo floas have lessor fleas, And o od infinitum; And greator fleas themselves in turn Have greater fleas to go on; While those again hnvo greater still And greater still, and son on. Man who wear crinkled Palm Beach suits should bo told that they don't look any better than the oth or men they sco in wrinkled Palm Beach eults. Wo refer of courso to ingle men. Married mon will bo told. The girl who used to aklm the milk can now-aklm the milky way In an airplane. A Haucy ttteno, Hay We (Fresh from Jules Dalber's Pen) Nervous and excited lady, enter lng offices of the Jullllard Musical Foundation:- Can I see Mr. Jullllard? Polite Lady Stenegrapher: "Yes but your eyesight will havo to bo better than mlno. He died soma months ago. A Klamath county man. postcard ed us from Europe and sent us a view of tho Anno Hathaway cottago at Stratford-on-Avon, which shows what a highbrow no are considered. We know of ono feller that has re ceived four or flvo pictures of prom inent breweries. If you want to hecomo Interesting to folks, you must becomo Inter ested in folks. Misunderstood Distressed Damsel "Oh, sir, catch that man. Ho wanted to kiss me." Pensive Pedestrian "That's all right. There'll bo another one along in a minute. They are now calling the Canadian border the "far-flung bottle-line." ,New York World. Silent contempt is the noblest way a man can express himself when the other fellow is bigger. Life. If a feller has plenty of grit tho rough corners of the world won't "bother blm much. One reason why some husbands never stay at homo evenings is be cause they find It lonesome with no ono there. Colyum conducting Is a case In point. In colyums dreary men write dreary paragraphs day after day, airing strange views on a dofensolcss world. Did you evor hear of a wom an colyum conductor? You never did, and the reason lies In tho fact that a woman has a senso of humor. Notwithstanding the general dif fusion of knowledgo concerning tho pronunciation of O. Carpentler's name, "Carpentecr" continues to bo its American form. There is no guesswork about his lato opponent's name, howovor. Ho is still Cham peen Jack Dempsoy. Once In a while a man offers read ily to accommodato you with a loan has nothing at all In tho back of his mind. "He who hesitates is lost!" la an adage sometimes true; But 'it's wise to hesitate at times When you don't know what to do. Getting by isn't good enough, you owo it to yourself, your family, your nolghbors, your city, your state and your country and oven to the whole world, to buck up and niako the most of yourself at this time, the greatest ever in the world of opportunities. For summer motor rides, milady .must have a wrap which keeps olt the dust. For wis purpose, ircnu BJch, Ooldwyn actress, wears this merino linen motor coat, hand. stitched In cream colored wooL HOTEL SUTTER SAN FRANCISCO Not Merely A Hotol. But An In-l tltutlon Founded on These Principles. POPULAR PRICES 8ERVICH i COURTESY George Warren Hoppor. Mgr. WWMMNMMWMMMAMAAMMMMMMAMMMA -jreal .served pipind hot with pure cre&m We lake reer pride CbfiFee we serve m ft Tbke Home & Dozen Doughnuts oOf .WWMMMMMMMMMMV DR. O. A. RAMBO Dentist I, O. O. F. Bolldlag phone 01 FILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR MUSIO I have constructed thru years of experience tho only course that teaches you to play tho piano by NOTE and by EAR In 10 to 20 les sons. Write for 'particulars, '701 lltb St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 367R. DR. T. C. CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON I. O. O. F. Balldhss Plume MO Residence 128 Pine St. Phono UUO.ll. Klamath Falls Plumb ing & Heating Co. 1173 MAIN ST. PHONE 548-W Captain Kmlcnck CJiu-nt, coalition. Iltxrnl from I-tkI Dorect In tholloui of Common, linn Wen niolMcd nlr minister for Civut. Britain. CHIROPRACTOR Dr. Ixtls C. Brldgm Over First State and Savings Bank Sulto 105 rhone 102-J fiMa Urrxon'i Higher Institution ol TECHNOLOGY Eight Shooh; Socnljr Dtptrlmcnti FALL TLRM OP1.NS SEPT. 19. 1921 Fw( fiifotmiiiofl mt to iltf RtiMitir Oregon AKriculturnl College CUHVALLIS E. D.LAMB PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Pboees 17W 17R Rooms 1 and I White Dalldlac DR. L. L TRUAX WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL Day Phone, 497 Night Phoae, a Household Furniture GOODS OF ALL KINDS OUR PRICES RIQHT We Duy, Sell and Exchange. Cor. Sixth and Klamath Ave. DICK'S A CO. 'The Beat Insurance for Every Noed' CALKINH-DONELSON INSURANCE AGENCY WLNTER8 nUILDINQ Phono 8S0-W. Wo can servo you Insuraneowlso. CLARA D. CALKINS, MOLLIE S. DONELSON. WILL- Take ont Cellars or Fill la Lota CON MURPHY H17 Mortimer St. Phono B41-W WW)MMAMMMWWWWMMWWMMWMMMWMMWVMWMWMWWWWWMVWWWWMAMVMAMAMMM Outbst of Everett rVWWWWWMMMWMWWMWMMWWWA AMP 1't GoiinjC . fga .- .. -. . r . r r EOOST4C 1 A-U Rl3H"T BUT IT OOCSiht rack: Vao. oiu aufi .. -- . w w-.. NO 5PftWO -J f iwui'". FRED WESTERFELD DKNTIBT Phone 4I4W. X-Rny Labor ' Loomla Bldf ., KlaaaaUk Falls Mnko Hint idlo dollar work! Put It In tlio bank. Excavating Teaming Let ns make you price on dig glng that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. We also do team work of every description. Phone 426-J PELICAN DAY BUS Fan iGo each way ' Leaves Rez Cafe Leaves Pelican City 7:46 a, m. 8:00 a. m. 11:46 p.m. 1:00 p. at. 6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m. Reckard Rent Berrtoa Phone 77 26-tt HAW MILL ENGINEERING A CONSTRUCTION CO. Ikatgnera and builder, of rood era saw mills, planing HHlls and box plants. Dredging-. Pile drtvUg. Phone 466.W Office Corner Spring and Oak Near 8. P. Depot NEW CM LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Duds In Our Suds" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Confer Klamath Lodf No. 117 I. O. O. F. Meeta Friday night of each week at I. O. O. F. hall, Ctb and Main street Chas. Newman N. O, W. C. Wells V. C. O. 11. Manguo ........8ecy. W. D. Cofer' .......... ......Treaa. ENCAMPMENT J. II. Houston ........................C. P. II. V. Drown .............. ......B. W. L. J. MeClure Scribe E. J. Mayer Treaanrer True By Condon - t. TCI.V- too, MR. Tfluc THC NCHOoRINC Town A23 to V"JT vr Lu ovcr(3 US tr cverT ono op us DON'T GT TOGCTTV-M5R. -J IMD 1SOOBT 4-yit ' j own pvRs; CARACe UcxsR HIUGCS. ..a i r JU"- .. Gri3Ac5 rfl"-;;,, 1 CIGAR STAffPj 1 w wtum w naeEovi r f If o j o r P E 77 E M CENTRAL N HOTEL J L GUY GAKRETT, Mgr. L Steasa Heated . fl I RATES I (Z Transient 75 cents up Q By Week $4.00 T T I I fNEWS STAND all the litest mews ' MAKE THAT IDLE DOLLAR WORK. EJC-HKRVICK MEN, ATTENTION Klamath Pott No. , American Loglon meets at tho City Hill on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. Ez-scrvire men are Invited to at tend tho meetings. For membership cards or Informa tion ci-servlco men are requested to suo or write the following efficers: J. II. Carnahan, Commander. Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant. For relief of employment seo or wrlto tho Chairman of The Relief and Employment Committee, Francis Olds, caro Lakeside Lumber com pany. VMVWWWMWWONaWNWWOO Coe's i4ufo Service Hudson, Buick, and Dodge Cars Country Trips a Specialty PHONE 108 United Cigar Store oae MAIN STREET J. C. Cl.EGIIOHN CIVIL ENGINEER AND BURVBYOR Phone 192J 133 B. Riverside J Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 OUR CLEANING, PRESSING AND REPAIRING WILL MAKE YOUR CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW UATH HERLOCKED Goods Called fos and Delivered 481 Mala Street Klamath Fall DR. J. G. GOBLE The well-known Optician now located In K. D. Block, 1313 Main. Phone 263-M, DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician and Surgeon Office and Residence Phones 821 I. O. O. P. Temple -j-jwi aj GLOVER MAKES Your Watch Keep Time. 511 Main St. Klamath Falls Klamath Falls Cyclery We are hore to serve yon. and aim to sorve you right. Motorcycles ) and nicyclea, Parts and Acessorles, iires ana iudcs, msi win nana your Inspection, as we carry the best In our line. Repair shop In connection with Harley-Davldson Service. Phoae S7fl 1610 Mala HI. Klamath Palls O. E. niHMARK '( DENTISTS Dr. E. a Wisecanrsr raoitai im Dr. P. M. Nol raoitz s Over Ualwuofs SereaU aad Mala Streets 000m0m0emm0Mwmm0m0mmmmmmmm CHIROPRACTORS DRS. MALLETT AND MALLETT 0 OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD' Phone Oao-J. Seventh A Main DR. G. A. MASSEY roorth aad Pine Bta. In Warren Hunt Hospital Off. Phone 497 Res. Phone IIM WWMWWWWMW1 Office Phone 177W Res 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Physician and flargeoa .White Building Klamatn Falls Oregon VMAMAAAMMAAMAMMWWWMMMVWWwWWWNI L. D. Gats, M. D. EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT GLASSES FURNISHED Warren Hunt nospltol Phono 407 lies. White Pelican IIotoL Phone 0 1 If It's Loose We Will Move It vJ. r. 1 .KAll.Dr.lllA VVt Phone 87