THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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Re-Gluing and Cabinet
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Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
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Slgas of Life
Great fleas have little (leas
Upon their bucks to bit 'em.
And Itttlo floas have lessor fleas,
And o od infinitum;
And greator fleas themselves in
turn
Have greater fleas to go on;
While those again hnvo greater still
And greater still, and son on.
Man who wear crinkled Palm
Beach suits should bo told that they
don't look any better than the oth
or men they sco in wrinkled Palm
Beach eults. Wo refer of courso to
ingle men. Married mon will bo
told.
The girl who used to aklm the milk
can now-aklm the milky way In an
airplane.
A Haucy ttteno, Hay We
(Fresh from Jules Dalber's Pen)
Nervous and excited lady, enter
lng offices of the Jullllard Musical
Foundation:- Can I see Mr. Jullllard?
Polite Lady Stenegrapher: "Yes
but your eyesight will havo to bo
better than mlno. He died soma
months ago.
A Klamath county man. postcard
ed us from Europe and sent us a
view of tho Anno Hathaway cottago
at Stratford-on-Avon, which shows
what a highbrow no are considered.
We know of ono feller that has re
ceived four or flvo pictures of prom
inent breweries.
If you want to hecomo Interesting
to folks, you must becomo Inter
ested in folks.
Misunderstood Distressed Damsel
"Oh, sir, catch that man. Ho
wanted to kiss me."
Pensive Pedestrian "That's all
right. There'll bo another one
along in a minute.
They are now calling the Canadian
border the "far-flung bottle-line."
,New York World.
Silent contempt is the noblest way
a man can express himself when
the other fellow is bigger. Life.
If a feller has plenty of grit tho
rough corners of the world won't
"bother blm much.
One reason why some husbands
never stay at homo evenings is be
cause they find It lonesome with no
ono there.
Colyum conducting Is a case In
point. In colyums dreary men write
dreary paragraphs day after day,
airing strange views on a dofensolcss
world. Did you evor hear of a wom
an colyum conductor? You never did,
and the reason lies In tho fact that
a woman has a senso of humor.
Notwithstanding the general dif
fusion of knowledgo concerning tho
pronunciation of O. Carpentler's
name, "Carpentecr" continues to bo
its American form. There is no
guesswork about his lato opponent's
name, howovor. Ho is still Cham
peen Jack Dempsoy.
Once In a while a man offers read
ily to accommodato you with a loan
has nothing at all In tho back of his
mind.
"He who hesitates is lost!"
la an adage sometimes true;
But 'it's wise to hesitate at times
When you don't know what to do.
Getting by isn't good enough, you
owo it to yourself, your family, your
nolghbors, your city, your state and
your country and oven to the whole
world, to buck up and niako the
most of yourself at this time, the
greatest ever in the world of opportunities.
For summer motor rides, milady
.must have a wrap which keeps olt
the dust. For wis purpose, ircnu
BJch, Ooldwyn actress, wears this
merino linen motor coat, hand.
stitched In cream colored wooL
HOTEL SUTTER
SAN FRANCISCO
Not Merely A Hotol. But An In-l
tltutlon Founded on These
Principles.
POPULAR PRICES 8ERVICH i
COURTESY
George Warren Hoppor. Mgr.
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.served pipind hot
with pure cre&m
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DR. O. A. RAMBO
Dentist
I, O. O. F. Bolldlag
phone 01
FILZ' SCHOOL OF POPULAR
MUSIO
I have constructed thru years of
experience tho only course that
teaches you to play tho piano by
NOTE and by EAR In 10 to 20 les
sons. Write for 'particulars, '701 lltb
St., Klamath Falls, Ore. Phone 367R.
DR. T. C. CAMPBELL
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
I. O. O. F. Balldhss
Plume MO
Residence 128 Pine St.
Phono UUO.ll.
Klamath Falls Plumb
ing & Heating Co.
1173 MAIN ST. PHONE 548-W
Captain Kmlcnck CJiu-nt, coalition.
Iltxrnl from I-tkI Dorect In tholloui
of Common, linn Wen niolMcd nlr
minister for Civut. Britain.
CHIROPRACTOR
Dr. Ixtls C. Brldgm
Over First State and Savings Bank
Sulto 105 rhone 102-J
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Urrxon'i Higher Institution ol
TECHNOLOGY
Eight Shooh; Socnljr Dtptrlmcnti
FALL TLRM OP1.NS SEPT. 19. 1921
Fw( fiifotmiiiofl mt to iltf RtiMitir
Oregon AKriculturnl College
CUHVALLIS
E. D.LAMB
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
Pboees 17W
17R
Rooms 1 and I
White Dalldlac
DR. L. L TRUAX
WARREN HUNT HOSPITAL
Day Phone, 497 Night Phoae, a
Household Furniture
GOODS OF ALL KINDS
OUR PRICES RIQHT
We Duy, Sell and Exchange.
Cor. Sixth and Klamath Ave.
DICK'S A CO.
'The Beat Insurance for Every Noed'
CALKINH-DONELSON
INSURANCE AGENCY
WLNTER8 nUILDINQ
Phono 8S0-W.
Wo can servo you Insuraneowlso.
CLARA D. CALKINS,
MOLLIE S. DONELSON.
WILL-
Take ont Cellars or Fill la Lota
CON MURPHY
H17 Mortimer St. Phono B41-W
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FRED WESTERFELD
DKNTIBT
Phone 4I4W.
X-Rny Labor '
Loomla Bldf ., KlaaaaUk Falls
Mnko Hint idlo dollar work! Put
It In tlio bank.
Excavating
Teaming
Let ns make you price on dig
glng that basement, or other ex
cavating you contemplate. We also
do team work of every description.
Phone 426-J
PELICAN DAY BUS
Fan iGo each way '
Leaves Rez Cafe Leaves Pelican City
7:46 a, m. 8:00 a. m.
11:46 p.m. 1:00 p. at.
6:00 p. m. 6:10 p. m.
Reckard Rent Berrtoa
Phone 77
26-tt
HAW MILL ENGINEERING A
CONSTRUCTION CO.
Ikatgnera and builder, of rood
era saw mills, planing HHlls and
box plants. Dredging-. Pile drtvUg.
Phone 466.W
Office Corner Spring and Oak
Near 8. P. Depot
NEW CM LAUNDRY
FINISHED WORK
FLAT WORK
ROUGH DRY
"Put Your Duds
In Our Suds"
PHONE 154
Corner Main and Confer
Klamath Lodf No. 117
I. O. O. F.
Meeta Friday night of each week at
I. O. O. F. hall, Ctb and Main street
Chas. Newman N. O,
W. C. Wells V. C.
O. 11. Manguo ........8ecy.
W. D. Cofer' .......... ......Treaa.
ENCAMPMENT
J. II. Houston ........................C. P.
II. V. Drown .............. ......B. W.
L. J. MeClure Scribe
E. J. Mayer Treaanrer
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(Z Transient 75 cents up Q
By Week $4.00
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all the litest mews '
MAKE THAT IDLE
DOLLAR WORK.
EJC-HKRVICK MEN, ATTENTION
Klamath Pott No. ,
American Loglon meets
at tho City Hill on the
first and third Tuesdays
of each month.
Ez-scrvire men are Invited to at
tend tho meetings.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ci-servlco men are requested to
suo or write the following efficers:
J. II. Carnahan, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant.
For relief of employment seo or
wrlto tho Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, caro Lakeside Lumber com
pany. VMVWWWMWWONaWNWWOO
Coe's i4ufo Service
Hudson, Buick, and
Dodge Cars
Country Trips a
Specialty
PHONE 108
United Cigar Store
oae MAIN STREET
J. C. Cl.EGIIOHN
CIVIL ENGINEER AND
BURVBYOR
Phone 192J 133 B. Riverside
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Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OUR CLEANING, PRESSING AND
REPAIRING WILL MAKE YOUR
CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
UATH HERLOCKED
Goods Called fos and Delivered
481 Mala Street Klamath Fall
DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block,
1313 Main. Phone 263-M,
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 821
I. O. O. P. Temple
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GLOVER
MAKES
Your Watch Keep
Time.
511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
Klamath Falls Cyclery
We are hore to serve yon. and
aim to sorve you right. Motorcycles
) and nicyclea, Parts and Acessorles,
iires ana iudcs, msi win nana
your Inspection, as we carry the
best In our line. Repair shop In
connection with Harley-Davldson
Service.
Phoae S7fl
1610 Mala HI. Klamath Palls
O. E. niHMARK
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DENTISTS
Dr. E. a Wisecanrsr
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Dr. P. M. Nol
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Over Ualwuofs
SereaU aad Mala Streets
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CHIROPRACTORS
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OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'
Phone Oao-J. Seventh A Main
DR. G. A. MASSEY
roorth aad Pine Bta.
In Warren Hunt Hospital
Off. Phone 497 Res. Phone IIM
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Office Phone 177W Res 177R
Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart
Physician and flargeoa
.White Building
Klamatn Falls Oregon
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L. D. Gats, M. D.
EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT
GLASSES FURNISHED
Warren Hunt nospltol Phono 407
lies. White Pelican IIotoL Phone 0
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If It's Loose
We Will Move It
vJ. r. 1 .KAll.Dr.lllA VVt Phone 87