XKHMB THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON THURSDAY JULY M, MM The Office Cat ) rrf ea-reeHeo ncicvhoor, I've comcs ovcrn to , IVVW, THAT'S THE C3 Off or AC YOU WHAT THIS (5 LYING ON THG CROUNO. HIT JL'MUH . Outbursts of Everett True By Condon THE I I SACRED HEART ACADEMY I Hill Sfl ill aaBaKgV?aiVy' . LsaSjsal ' K .'?W Jfeffi&gffil 9 1 HHHH I; sasaV V VI H . CAM. c How Tlinn Heoofst Aro you thirty-four yours old? If o, you worn n year old whnn tho flrsf electric street nir Kot nvnrybody wondering. Now, look ni 'urn! Au empty wagon's rnttlo li hoard farther than a full una. Hpooulog O. K. In K. C. Kansus City, Mo., Outdoor spooning wnii f officially recognized an w.obbb1 li'Kltlmutn it u m in a r BBBjV iport today by Chief Jk of II" ffMWF laid pollco will lot lovii olono. Anoc. I'reis Dispatch. W are lotting back to normalcy. Owing to shortness of ladles' drap eries fowor womun hnvn been victims of it root nccldonts durlmc tlio pant year than formurly. And In ttie initio period thn number of accident to mon ha Increased. Tho men havo boon rendered abiontmlndvd by tho itrvet scenes, nppnrvntly. "I don't llko tlicMi photographs at alt," ho tald. "1 look Ilka an apo." Tho photographer favoured him with n ulanco of lofty dlndiiln. "You should hsvo though of that before you had thorn takon," wan hU reply. A plumber at IMorco City (Mo.) bii ulna reading "I am In a dirty business but I do clean work." . A Mill HurvrfMi A Mt. Lakl farmer woro his old ult until everybody waa ttrod of It. nd hi ostluuiblo wife wo aihatnod of hlnv Hut onn dny when selling produce, In Klamath Fall ho deter mined to buy u new milt and n happy thought struck him. Ho would sur prtie Eliza, Ho ho bundled n now null Into tho wagon and hurried toward bomo and at the bridge hn stood up In tho wagon and "Peeled Off" thn deiplied old ault and throw It Into the rlror. Thon ho reached for his new clothei. They wero gone had Jolted out of the wagon. The night wai dark and cold and bti teeth chattered aa hn acurrled borne. And he luro did surprise Eliza. Exception la takon by a Mlsiourl Editor to that clauio In llfn Insur anco policies which readi: "Do you drink liquor, and If no, to whnt ex tent?" Ho thinks It In Irravuliint and Impudent. Nobody drink liquor now. One may Imblbo "hootch," but tho liquor of other dayn la practically ox haunted. After an absonco of four yearn a certain man ennui back to Klamntll Fall hli old homo town. Thn tint four pooptn hq mot didn't romombor him and tho noxt throo didn't know bo had boon away. Hlgn At Andomon'N tirorrtrrln "Hoy wantod to Work partly In- .ldo and partly out."- Tuffy Andorson gozort at tho sign and muttorod "Whnt If somobody'd alam tho door whllo ho waa nt work? HuhT Not mo, tho rink Is too gront." "It", aaya a pross agent roforrlng to what might bo n four column story but moat likely .won't "la not n pub llelty atory, but a frank, straight-forward atotomont of facts and figures." Bjnphaila on tho word frank. "Did you ovor," ho goos on to nnk, "consider tho rait number of pooplo the motion picture roachos?" "No, wo haven't, but Judging by tho number of ro. p. pross ngonts who'koop tho Janitorial staff busy dumping wasto baikota thoro must bo qulto n goodly nuraJbor. Who remombors th' days sugar wui 40 nnd CO cents? when A nowapapor from tho west nn nounces that Mr. Slackem and Mr. Push havo gone Into a buslnoss part ner ship. Which will be tho mauagor? CoreregCTit? "Or-r" 15 VtxOHTi t rrvs orr Most or -mcr Tincf'. OJri YLC 3c3c7 tUAT 1 Cib4 Xo ft' fj7 At3din vr Oetop.s 1 i l J ( 0OTH5R.THS QoA-RTi Op I i b HU--rU!i r "! V tr4L yfcaMP b. li wmwm99wmmtmmmmmrJ Xclghlmr Hnvn Wo llavn you ovor noticed that thore'i morn room In your pockets now that I hero's no longer any uno In carrlng around a corknerow? That bowl In Jonoy City In which thn Dompnoy-Cnrpontler bout took placo Is tho largont punch bowl on record. Saw a lovely rod mosquito yentcr itsy evening. Had Junt como. (that Is thn mosquito had como) from tho cheek of a H-ycar-old girl.) IIV Otirw, Tool "Who'a your fuvorlto nrtlit," ask ed Arthur Collins. "Tlio guy that designs tho flOO bills." replied Fred Kngllih. Kormor rrcsldent Taft Is big enough for thn lupromn bench. It tnkrs a whnlo sent to hold him oil u trolloy car, in us roil study in u, s. auffis LOS ANOELE3, Oal July 28. .Exchange of students between univ ersities In Meilco and tho Unltod States, a plan foiterod by business an)) educational workers In both countries, Is being oncouraged and recommended by President Obregon a a moans of bringing about a bst tor understanding between tho two nations, according to advices receiv ed bero. In a communication from the Mnxl. can president to Nelson O. Uhoades of Los Angeles, mombor of tho com ml'ttoo having tho plan In charge It Is said ICO offers from American uni versities to Mexican scholars have been received, that many of tho op portunities already have been ac cepted, and that tho young .Mexican? havo been sent to this country to study. Recognizing tho valuo of comploto reciprocity, however, and tho advan tngo of familiarizing thn United States' representatives with Mexico, tho Mexican President has asked that twolvn professors from American unlvorsltles visit Mexico to study archeology, Spanish, geology, Mexi can history and other subjocts. The vlsltom nro to have their fare paid by the Mexican govdrnment and to rocolvu the sum of 2000 pesos annu ally. "Tho Mexican government," tho letter nddi, "will authorize these privileges In exchange for tho schol- arshlpH which tho Unltod Statos will glvo to nur students. We will work In comploto harmony with the commit- too that has boon formed In furtbor anco of thn exchango plan." Tlio movemont was set on foot by tbo American Chamber of Commerce In Mexico, and has been, placod be foro the .National Foreign trade con vcntlon and other commercial organi zations In tho United States, besides tho universities. Tbo executive secre tary of the mpvoment In Moxleo Is O. II. W. Cook, formerly of Los Angeles, n graduate of the University of Southern California. LEARN THE AUTO BUSINESS am mora monay aa auto ratehanle or go into business for yourself as Ignition expert, Batteryman. Weldar Tractorman, VulcaalMr, Machinist r Lathe Hand shortest road to sue cesssthousanda of saen hava gen from thasa shop t good jobs 70a can do the iam70U can earn board and room while attending school-" write today for frte catalog largtst and best equipped Auto School on tha PaclficCoost over 2, 000 man trained annually. Hesld'a AutomobUa School 11(1 SutUr Stroat Sux FraacUco I "Gee, but it's hot!" 1 You won't May that if you vUit thm Maze, where it is cool and comfortable and where you can get . those delicious ice cold drinks and ices that are mo refreshing on warm days. . The MAZE 7th and Matin SU. Phone .77 f ? A MMMW MHaGaPaf I Is a boarding and day school con ducted by tho Sisters of Charity of Nazaroth, Kentucky, and moots all tho requirements of tho Oregon school regulations. All grammar nnd high school grades aro taught, tho student being required to bring a report from tbo school last at tended. Non-rcsldcnts may avail them-, solves of tbo boarding department of this institution, whore their children will bo under the care ful supervision of tho sisters, and whero everything for their welfaro will bo done. Applications will be accepted In tho order of their re ceipt. TKHMM Tuition, Day Scholars, per month 3.00 Board and Tuition, per Month .. 130.00 Boys up to 14 years will be taken as boarders. Olrls up to 18, or until tho com pletion of their high school course. DAY HCHOOIj Students are accoptod for tho day school without ago restrictions and may remain until the complotlon of their high school course, receiving tho samo careful attention and thor ough training as tbo boarders. SISTER SUPERIOR. SACKED HEAnT ACADEMY. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON. It 1 f(. S g y V I .TOUL 1 f .iHr T m.' sjlllpU Your rifle's life it measured by the priming in the cartridges Every shot has some effect on the barrel. If you use a cartridge with an ordinary priming, the fouling attracts rust and digs little pits in the surface of the barrel. Coarse priming will scratch and wear the barrel. These destroy accuracy, make the rifle hard to clean and keep clean, and eventually "wear out" the bore. The U. S. Cartridge Company has developed a priming for car tridges which minimizes the effect on the barrel. This priming is in the famous N.RA. 2U and all U S Rim-Fires. A rifle lasts longer at the time when it is most valuable that is, when you have had it long enough to know it and regard it with real affection. Be good to your rifle. Use only U S Cartridges. We sell them in all popular styles and sizes. Money back if not satisfied. st Anvinmcc! INVAiVITI CLHI7T I C m UNITED STATES CARTRIDGE COMPANY, New York, Chlloquin, Ore. Chlloquln Merc. Co. Molln, Ore. 1 Tho Kallna Store Klamath Falls, Ore. J. B. Chambers Baldwin Hd-we. Co. Klamath Hdwe. Co. Merrill, Ore. R. H. Andorson, Merrill Merc. Co. Dorrls, Calir. Roy Tabor . A