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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 23, 1921)
VAUK TIIHICIC The Office Cat IIV JI'NIIIH I'liino MUlrrnn Mary. iiilh- iniitritry, How does jour kllehtm go? ,-'l.nrtrle mauler, inrtrlo toaster, I'iinIi bullous nil In ii row. Unittlrr (( hluigo Tribune) Mir Hitlosmnu ilroi h In iniiiilr) store. II it n proiirii lor, self mid ..till farmer i ustomor Ifi- 1910? rriit cigars HnleMiiau Hfe itxltn up- pi ouches iiroprlviitr ii nil whispers "IM, would jou iiilml exchanging tli'.H pap- rr fur u snrk of tobacco and noun candy for tlm kids An automobile knocks while It In going up hill. Imt it niiiii knocks iniiHt when lie In going down hill. niikwiI "oc (lixtiliiril him Vttn Mut ii IM IVel "Afe your fret Insured?" I asked A dinning girl from Franco No unswer. Tlmn she suld last "If not llmt kind of danrn " Whlx linn "Msny a limn lias slipped on a wimIiIIiik ring slipped mi It l right," unit Jimmy lt nil. Why I li-no Hun Attny "What's Unit hen muklnn nil tln fiinn uboul?" "Shu's Just lull) an egg." "Hut whut's sho running no fort" "Shu'it trying to bent It." Youngster- "I understand Urn married wniimn hnvi nrKimlii'il n rluli " OUSTI.'lt -"Wlmt do tln-y roll If 'llrimiit lliiiidln' or 'ttolllim'rin' " I Mimi'timi's ttoniliir, niiyn 'Oioli-n'. mhy, when a modern girl drmiioR for a bull, nlm does not Rut ronfimeil and go to lied A I l.iatltt :i one of tlm great thrilN In tlm dully routlnn Is tn meet n in ii n who rmlly and truly knows what he l talking about. Whlskiiy has ruined tlio riipula Hon of muny men " "Yes," replied Al (Irahiim, "and, nt tho Mimi'i tliim, I uln't hn sum Unit n Ir.c of naturnlly noacrnuiit men haven't done their Hhnro to ruin the reputation of whiskey." llllml Plrt Honkle "Wlintsa matter Willi the rnptnlu's ('yen todny!" 811 nnil Ilonklo "I ilunno, Why?" First Itnoklo "I nst him for 11 past nnd ho ant mo Iwlret u linro my hat as anil alia time It wait right there on my head." luilgo For Yourself "fiiiln' to tlm show nt the Opury Jlniiho t'nlght, Joih!" "Don't know, III, What's on?" "Nntliln much, I cal'late. TImy call II tli' "Sen Nmphs.' " Old Motlier (loosn (ieorgln, 1 hear that you Mused tho girls and inndn ffioni rry. Oiorgio l'orgy -Aw, hIiikU! They were Jusl rrylng for more. To make n long story short, Judgn Shore, of New York, suspended sen tniico on Sam Sliorl, "tt lien Sam prom ised tn Keep hla nhort dug muzded. ' Thi Trim "So you grnduatod from a barlior college? Wlint Is our collego yell?" "Cut bin lip, cut hlH Jnw, lonvu IiIh fare, raw, raw, raw!" Town Marshall "You can't hitch liorn- Drlvor of' wagon "Why not? Tho digit finys "Kino for Hitching." ' If n woman could retain her beau ty forovor, ebo would goi along with out bruins. I ' ' Hoots mado of a special patent met al, oxtromoly light and cheap, with All parts roplacoablo, have boon do 6lgnod by a Mnrsollles workman. THE , Outbursts of Everett True By Condon fiBfer-l-- & JKZ&nLfiSft -CSW-vlr I 1 yWjfi Stem s &.M BiiEiaiga&sgaaygMi . Sy-ffiSj y wKy-tf -.-k '..2:a& ii.iiiiuiwigraM. i ' ""-kssv, .v;-'v.s J ZUruW V I HUH MZZzL, . ,rZm trmmm zwxir. i W Nary Will Spend Month In West Ilrrnlil Wnnlilngtalii lliiieim WASHINGTON, July 23 Xnniiuir Mi Nary expert!. n irntn for Oregon the latter part of tlm "week or the first of next week, nnd will spend nil of tho month of August In the West This Is of course contingent upon tho pluti now practically settled for the senate to adjourn tomorrow until September 12. That will glvo time for tho tariff bill to be rerelted from the house and to be referred to tho finance committee nnd give tho rummlltee tlmn to prepare changes In tho bill so It can be reported when tlm soiin'e I reopens the second Monday In Hep- I I ember j It Is expected that between now and the time of tenting Senator Mr Nary nnd Senator Stanfleld will hold conferi'licen mid settle the entire question of patronage In the stute rf Oregon Tho entire slate of appoint ments will bo glten nut nt onco, ro gnrdless of the time of the beginnings of the terms of the different officers I'rellmlnnry cpnferencn butween ' tho two seuntors ludlcnto that 11 com plete agreement will be reached Efforts are being Hindu to suhnll I ttito a tax bill for the tariff when the I senate returns If tho house bus b ,tlint time prepared nnd passed measure rovlslng tho Internal rotenun tax. Thnro la opposition to thin, liow ovor, on tho part of muny mombors of tho houso who want tho turlff sett led first, on tho tlioory that It lll EVENING HERALD, vmmm t" v- "j -7Wr yr mm Pendleton Round-Up Plans Promise Great Show in September I'I:NI)I,KT0N. Ore. July 23 New world's records In tho eventa which make the I'endleton Hound Dp famous tlm world oror nro ex pected nt tho 1921 show wl.lch 'will tin staged hero September 22, 23 and 24. ' lnst relay strings, wild young steers nnd bucking "bronks" whoso hasty temper and uncertain disposi tion wilt glvo tho cowboys a chnnco to show their skill In tho bucking contests, aro protnlsod for tho great out-door drama. Tho steer bull dogging gltes Indication of being 11 most spectacular orcnt, for nay Mc Currnll nnd Frank McCarroll, two brothers, are t Icing for tho cham pionship Frank McCarroll recent ly broke nil records when ho bull dogged In 7 3-G seconds, but his brother, Itny. succeeded a few days ago In clipping two-fifths of a sec ond off this time. One of the features of tho show Is tho speed with which events nro glten. The big panorama of events begins each day exactly at 1:30 p. m , nnd continues without pauso during tho nfteruoon. Never Is tho slogan "Something Doing Erory Mluuto" better exemplified thnn at tlm Itoiind-Up. Herald classlflod ads pay you. bo of much greater political Import onco to thorn than any rovlslng of tho tax. PALS TODAY, ANYWAY! KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON II Non-residents may avail thorn- H I selves of tho boarding department H of this institution, wliero their H daughters will bo under the care- H ful supervision of tho sisters, and whero everything for their welfare H will bo done. Applications will bo H acceptod in tho order of their re H I llllll cclpu For full Information as to rates, H I llllll rnnillrnmnnta m .1 ..... .1 1 !. - H I nil I iHi"iiwniuiin uim IU11UI1IUU9 UT- ernlng admission address 1 'i StSTKH SUPERIOR. B I llllll SACRKD HEART ACADEMY, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON. rVVTCOT vLJnssEV THE SACRED HEART ACADEMY mi Is u boarding and day school con ducted by tho Sisters of Charity of Nazareth, Kentucky, and moots all tho requirements of ttio Orogon hctiool regulations. All grammar and high school grades aro taught, the student being required to bring u report from tho school last at tended. The New Scripps - fcvj-t-iiL viHiPHv Doth open and closed models are now on display at our show room. Also better tire service If ou use AJax and Majestic tires and tubes. I Tho following used cars will also be on the market for Saturday and'Sunday. ' Oldsmobllo better thai! now, tho best buy In town. 1920 Allen has run only 2900 miles. 1920 Marttell In good shape. 1320 Ford Truck, Stake body. Studobakcr, gooad rubber and In good shape. SEE BRATCHER AT EWAUNA MOTORS CO. "Your Credit Is Good THE CLUB CAFE Serves you right We have cut some of our. prices, but not our quali ty or quantity. P. 5. Have you tried our waffles? CLUB CAFE On 6th St. Near Main. Open S a. m. to 1 a. nt. NATl'HDAV, JULY Sit, IN'JI. Booth Series 39-B a -. v ( 8