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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
THtmSDAY, JULY' 14, 'iMl
the Office Cat
Joromlnlt Mullanu, who dlud re
contly In Now York City wan of.e of
throo men who crossed tho tlnitlc
on tt 22 foot raft In 1807. The vorogu
of tho (lirco daring navigators liftlt-d
forty-throo day, and when tliy ar
rived In England thoy were prc.'ontml
to Qtioon Victoria,
Still Going Strong
Tho original ono-wny traffic 'n
along tho road paved with g.'Gil 'n
tontlon. H'nt-t-o.
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FOR SPECIALS
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
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llo wiin n n. undent gaffer
Anil li In head wnn bonding low,
Ho nlcored n walililliiK flivver
llu wiih rimti tiiK rather nlnw.
And mi lilit nut-brown countenance
Vnrn nlgmilliiKH of woo,
flei I! "O'tt'lt me, nnrlent one,
Why li no dnnhhuriiml gluiuT
Your lento nml vrlnkliil face In mid.
Your flivver's on tliu luini."
Benn: "H'ki'p, li miKlitn lw,
Kor ro timl Krlcf, by kuiii.
"1'vo lived In Kliiinutti county, sir.
For eighty yuar or moru,
Totlny you nen run when my bonon
U wracked nml wrenched ami noro,
1'vo ilrovu nlno utiles on thcnu hero
roads
In till hero lliir For" '
"In thin here clmrinln' garden spot
Our rondn l bitter hniio,
And I'll not try to count again
And Buffer nil HiIh piiln,
311 soil tliln lor old flivver utid
Return by alroplnno.
"A short two month or no ugo
Till I.ImIo linro wim now,
And now you sen yourself that It
li pitiful to view
It'n thono Inrnntlon rondo, kind nlr,
That makes tin farmer liluo
"Dnd burn your cnurlhouso on tliu
hill,
Your courthouse on tint plain,
it's roads wn nood and ought to have,
I hope I iniikn It plain;
"llunnnll my yi. 'we'll build Hot
Hprlngn',
JIntll liln fnett lunm hlack. nnd llu
fun Moont
And oil hln gang din back the olliur
nhack;
Hut nil their roar lll not restore
My liiintod up old I.U; It'n rondn
wo want,
And rondn we'll hnve,
I'll toll tlm world It In
"Wo llko to como to town to trade
And blow our nennty Jack,
Wo do not llkn to tiiko nil day
And suffer wreck nnd wrack
Wn'll havn to ko olnowhorn, I foji
To npond our nteudor ntnek "
"Onn thing that nlnyn helps .1
wnmnn to mako up her mind," nayn
Ja.pt. Women. "In tlm privilege of
chnnRliiK It-"
Ain't 'Hint Might, Wlfe7
"Thoy miy that thrcn hundred
word suffice for n vocabulary"
"You don't rcnlly need that many
A mnn rnn do hln courting In
gurglcn."
"And after tmtrrlngn?"
"Ho coinorwH In Rruntn "
A Hlnniiilh (iont lomt
Arch Wlnluird wont up to My with
a bunch and met n lady who wni
watching tho broncho busting.
Tho lady linn hln Rout, llo told tho
conductor of thin colyum upon hl ro
tum homo that nil aha hnd to do wits
look ut him with hur wicked o)ei
nnd hn would flRlit a. rattlesnake nnd
rIvo tho snttko tho first throo bites.
I'rotty hard, Isn't bo? Munt bo sumo
oyon and some lndy.
It troublo drives you to drink, you
will find that drink drlvos you to
more trouble, nayn Jnck Furbor.
Kvory mnn linn boiiio weakness
n common onn In making HUggosltoitH
to lilu wlfo about running tho homo.
Night llfo In Now York In now vory
dangoroun. Thorn la ulwayn tho dan.
gor thnt you will mil nsloop standing
up nnd got run ovor by a nomnnbul
Int. II. C. l'hljllpn In "Zlln."
HTIIiI UHI3 OM MKTIIOIM
MOItClANTOWN, W. Vn July 14.
A largo domnnd for grain cradles
nt lit oxlats, It wna discovered to
contly "when fJoorgo W. Ilrown, of
Orufton, obtained a pntont on a
knockdown crndlo, which Is said to
bo a vnut Improvomont ovor tho old
stylo, still iinod lit., tho mountains
of tho stata whoro a reaper Is lm
practlcabio, j
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"MAKE YOUR DOLLARS HAVE MORE CENTS"
427 Main St. Phone 34
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WASHINGTON, Jub 14 OrcRon
mlnrrn who npcut tlino unit inouuy
iliirlm: tint uiir to Ret mil if thu
crotind llu1 inlinriiln nn bad Munt
nl for nnr un by tin- I'mti'd Stnti-H
Korrrtimi'iit. nnd uttiT'v.ir.l ro'nlvrd
no rcltof from tint goSofnmi'iit, arc
aboil to Rut their claims pntd
Congronsmun Slunott ippcnnil bn
furo tho rommlttiHi on mines nnd
mlnlni; of tho hnuao nml iirRnd tho
limiii'(lliiti pnniiiRo of a Blmllnr bill
In tho sennto, nlno uriu'd liumvdluto
panniiRo of tho bill liitrodurel by
him for their relief.
Sountor Khortrldi:, of. California
uho Bi'cured thu paEMago of n nlui
liar bill In tint nctintc, nlno urRi'd
Iminedlnto action.
Tho rnmmltteo In fnvnrnblo to tho
mcantiro, nnd will probably report It
out for pnmiiiRit noon
Will rny :i,mo,mo
Tho bill If It beromrs n law will
pay Home , 3,000,U0O In clnlmn
which Moro nubmlttPil to tho com
mlinlon npioliited to ndminlnter tho
relief to mluiTH ulio Rot nut t.ir
inetnln nnd then fncod heavy losscn
nnd bankruptcy
CInlmnntn who got their notices
from huilo'ln. nnwipupera and b)
vonl of inoiiib from others wurn
not puid f r other" lo morltorlouB
clnlmn thuuRh about it., 000, 000 of
tho orlKlunl is ooo.OOO Is still avail
nhln for thin purpose
Miners of chrome, maKncnltc, man
ganlto nnd other raotnls only needed
during thu war woro Humorous In
OriiRon, mid many will bu bcnofltod
by tho bill.
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I WEATHER RECORD J
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Hereafter Tho Ilirald will publish
tho mean and maximum tempera-
tiro nnd nrcclnltntlon record nn tak
en by tho U S. Reclamation norvlce
tntlon. fubllcntlun x 1 1 1 cover tho
day previous to the paper's Isiuo, up
to it o clock of tliu day.
Max
July 1 73
July 2 07
July 3 70
July 4 SC
July r
July C
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July .... 8
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July 9 88
July 10
July It
July 12
Julr 13
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I SERVICE lLf
&. rttnt riiKtitunntr .B
k ZEROtDiE f
should your crankcase
CLEANED?
Automobile manufacturers carefully recommend, in their Books of
Instruction, regular draining and cleaning of the crankcase.
Thia is necessary because engine operation causes road dust, carbon,
fine metal particles and other impurities to accumulate in your crank
case oil. This gritty oil circulates through your engine, impairs its per
formance and ultimately leads to rapid depreciation and repairs.
To tne.t this ntcd, Modim Crankcas and docs not Impair tb lubricating ffl-
Cleaning Sorvic has bn MUblitbtd by
flnt-clus gsrsgts and otbsr dealtrs, co
opt" ting with th Standard Oil Company.
Thtu garagtsand dialtrsuM Calol Floah
Ing Oil, tht scitntifie agtnt that cleans
out old oil, dirt, grit and othtr ImpariUts,
cUncy of freth oil utd.Th cleaned crank-
case Is refilled with the correct grade of
Zerolene.
Look for the garage or dealer displaying
the sign shown above, It means "Berror
operation mndlonf ailnt.lt ft."
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
(Caitfarale)
' fOSTIA" TUOUT
HOOD ItlVHlt. (icorgn Thomas,
tried before Justice of tho lfonco On
thank on n rhnrgi of spearing trout
on protected Hpuuulng beds around
I.oat lake, ns fined J 100. Walter
llelmn. companion of Thomas wan
rolo.wil
I'AMOl'K fiUIDK 1IKADH
AISKA 1'AIIK KANGKItA
JUNKAU, Alaska, July H.
Harry Karstcns of Fairbanks, Alas
ka, widely known guldo, has boon
nppolntod chief ranger at largo of
tho Alaska national park sorrlce.
llo loft hero rccontly on his way to
Mount McKlnlcy whoro ho expects
to spend tho summer and winter.
Karstcns accfmpanlcd tho lato
Archdeacon Hudson Stuck when tho
latter tuado bis famous ascent of
Mount McKlnloy. Tho .now chief
ranger nnd his assistants plan to
build cubing and mako trails In tho
p.irk to ns great nn extent as im
propriations for tho year wilt per
mlt.
WHO'S TO BLAME?
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