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707 Main St
Phone 341 W
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NufxmlJonH for Mr. Krilaon
Blnco Mr, Kdlaon'a famous lint of
questions became known tn tlio pub-
'lie, tho number of pttoplo, humorous
'jand otherwise who havo comn for
ward with suggestions for a new Hat
ia timely astonishing.
We offer below n fnw of tho ques
itlona which soma imoplo think very
'educated portion nhould bn iUI' to
answer.
Is Fahrenheit tho name of a Oor
'tnan river or a tiro fabric? To what
extent If anyT
Can oyatera una nnd would It do
them any Reed If they couldT
'Whet kind of loathcr le ueod In
making Filet of Bole!
llound OellUCurcl.
Who wroto "Tho Face on tho Mar
room floor?" Was anytblnic ever
done about hlmT
Why wss Bbakespeare born In
Stratford T
What American pleywrlgbte write
In English?
Describe the method employed by
an actor In setting a lalary or $1,000
a week,
Whom waa thn Prince of Walea
theater named after?
How many atrlkea la TU1I7
Where I the Ulna bone located f
Which haa been down ottoner. Har
lem Eddie Kelly or the Old Oaken
IlncketT
What U Zbyaiko? Ia II uaed In
ternationally or oitornally?
Kiplaln the Mnntntn theory In
worda of one ayllabln.
Wbere la Charles Iloia?
Where are tho Monadhllath, moun
UlniT Where waa the Rorbonlnn boa; nnd
what entire armies wern tiunk there
in? Who wrote "Mary Had a Kittle
Lamb"?
What la a bannalanna?
,qw many white .beana, on the av
erage, to the bushel T
Where waa Maiflold I'arrlih'a fa
mous, mural painting In regard to
King Cola InataltodT And where la
it-now T
' Where waa It that tho learned Ho
boken John lectured?
What la meant by tho term "free
lunch"?
Who discovered thn moon?
.Why are snakes?
Where do horn glasses comn from?
What la thn shortest river In Mada
geeoar? PH1LO-HOPHV
lard work la the beat antidote
forlhard luck.
a.
'Jever notice whon you order cof
tW 'aft the cafeteria, they atwayi
stick' a apoon In tho mug? Some
body la going to put an eye out yet,
There are Idts of men who lioaat
of being economical when In truth
'they aro only stingy.
1irr Up
Your sins aro bound" to find you out
la this a warning, mon?
For If tbey, do, thoro la no doubt
That tbey will call again..
No, Myrtle, a woman doesn't
have to quarrel In order to make
up.
Jo Kelley aays spina girls will
tolerate moat any kind of a fellow
rather than give back uny Jewelry.
Harry Poole says If thoro were
three mon In tho world, they -would
probably havo a co-oporatlvo still.
"I llko, mused tho corner philoso
pher, as he aolocted a mngailne, "to
spend an hour or so a day In tho
reading room of tho public library.
There Is such a quiet atmosphere."
"It ought to bo quiet," returned' tho
ratbor cynical business man, "There
Isn't oven on oloctrlo fan to stir It
up."
Doesn't mattor how much you suf
fer when you aro having teeth work
ed on, You havo no grounds on
which to deny that your Inquisitor
Is, as advertlsod, n "painless dontlst."
It doosn't hurt him.
Dlacklo McDonald Bays that he has
discovered that a pawnbrokor won't
lend you two cents on your ten mil-lion-dollar-oplnlon,
of- yourself.
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Ve., rr's etior, out voo cam
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ISAVe -33AVCA&HT
IN TO-AT Of
TUCS
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Thn loier of tho forthcoming con
tontlon at Jersey City la going to
have his own opinion In regard to
collection by tbe government of on
amuanment tat oil hi rhoro of tho
purso.
Then t'mn Ministering AngnU
(From tho Port ix go Proxs)
Dut the doctors rould do nothing
for him eicnpt pronounca him dead
Nnls Hounaevoll aaya that nothing
ratllea a married man quito so mucn
as having his wiro agreu with him
on everything.
Long I.lvo America" says a news
paper headline. Quite right; but on
whst?
Knemles of Jaxs music say there
Is syn In syncopation.
If you must kick, kick yoursolf.
Thero Is llttlo satisfaction for re
formers In the announcomont that
skirts will be hslt an Inch longer
neat fall.
One tbtng about It, Mother there
Isn't so much to the graduating dress
ss there wsa once upon a tlmo.
MT. liAKI CONCKRT
The Mt. Lakl Women's club will,
at an early dato, give a concert .at
th. Mt. Lakl church. This con
cert la to be a benefit given by tal
ent ootalde of Mr. Lakl district.
Rome of tbe best musical ability
from Klamath Falls, Merrill and
other placea will appear on the pro
gram. Tbe object Is to obtain
funds to repair the community
church. Tho dato will be announc
ed later.
Wlnnocke'n comet's nearest ap
proach to the earth will be 10,000,-
000 miles. It Is announced. Even a
com'et knows troublo whe nit sees It.
NOTICH VOll PUnUOATION
(Publisher)
dki'Ahtmknt of tick intkiuor
Not Goal lands
V. B. Land Office at Lakovlew,
Oregon, June 22, 1021.
NOTICE Is hereby glvon that Wil
liam D. Freer, of Malln, Oregon, who,
on May 9, 1921, made Homestead Kn-
try tact or Juno 17, ii7j. no.
010198, tor NHBE14 (Lota 12 ft 13)
Section 18, Township 418,. Range
1JB. Willamette Meridian, baa filed
notice of Intention to mako Final
threo-yoar Proof, to establish claim
to the land above described, beforo C.
R.DeLap, Cleyk of County Court for
Klamath County, at Klamath Fails,
Orogon, on tho 30th day of July,
1921,
Claimant namea as witnesses:
Wllmot Crandall, Joseph Kotera,
Sr., Joseph Kotera, Jr. O. H. Ollck.
all of Malln, Oregon.
JAB. F. HURGE8S, Register
38. 2. 0. 16. 23
NOTICE TO MDDK118
Sealed proposals will be recelvod
up to July 19th.. 1921 by 8cbool
District No, 63, Klamath County, for
the construction of a school building
Land for tho Plumbing and Heating of
same, uids must uo accompanied
by a certificate chock to tho amount
of 6 per cent of tho bid or tho same
shall bo rejocted. to bo made pay
able In favor of Wm. Skoen, cleric of
the sold district, to be roturnod to
bidders upon signing of contract and
to bo retained if successful blddor
falls to enter Into contract as speci
fied. Plans and specifications may be ob
tained from, Q. R, Wright, Architect,
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DO IT IN THC GVClJN.Q
HAMOMS AMOUNT?
Ck2.&. 3-corc.e. in
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Klamath Falls or Wm. Skeen of Chll
oquln, and a deposit of $10.00 will
bo required for same.
Prdpoeals may be left either with
Wm. Skeen, at Chlloquln, Oregon
up to 7:30 o'clock, or with O. R.
Wright, Architect, Klamath Falls,
Oregon, up to 12.00 m. July 19th,
1921.
The board reserves tbe right to
accept any one bid or reject any or
all bids.
Dated at Chlloquln, Orogon, this
1th. day of July, 1921.
(Signed) WM. SKEEN, Clerk.
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Dr. P. M. NmI
DR. L. L. TRUAX
WARKKlf HXJKT HOSPITAL
Day Phoae, 49)T Nicks Phoaa, I
Klamath Fall Cydcry
We are here to serve you, and
aim to serve yon right. Motorcycles
and Bicycles, Parts and Aceaaorlea.
Tires and Tubes, that will stand
your Inspection, as we carry the
best in our Una. Repair shop ia
connection with Harley-Davldsoa
Berries.
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HOTEL PUTTER
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Not Merely A Hotel, But An In
stitution Founded On These
Principles.
POPULAR PRICES SERVICE
OOURTESY
Ooorge Warren Hopper, Mgr.
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KYE, KAR, NOBS) AND THROAT
GLASSES FURNISHED
Warrea Haat Hospital Phoae 497
Res. White PeUcaa Hotel, Phoae B
Let Your GLASS troubles
be Mine
C E.STUCKEY
R-GIasing aad Cabinet
Makiag
Phone 477W
Eleventh and Pine
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50 WASH FROCKS REDUCED
to One-Half Price and Less
VOILES, ORGANDIES, SWISSES, GINGHAMS,
Cool and Fashionable for all Occasions
COOL AND FASHIONABLE FOR ALL OCCA
SIONS. THE DAINTIEST, PRETTIEST STYLES
THAT WILL BE FOUND ANYWERE ARE IN- ,
CLUDED IN THIS REMARKABLE SALE OF
WASH DRESSES. NOTE HOW MUCH YOU. CAN
SAVE, JUST WHEN WASH FROCKS ARE
NEEDED MOST
Andross-GIover Style Shop
DR. T.C CAMPBELL
nDTMCUH AXD BUBOsOsT
LO.O.r.Balleaac
lUsUeaee WhlU Pelleaa Hotel
Raatfa&M Phone I.
Ciicrete for Penaieice
Take advantage
of the low cost of
construction and
.build now.
Porter can do the
job.
Louis K. Porter
1140 Main St.
Phone 540-W
x-anvicB man, atteioion'
Klamatn Post No. S,
American Legion meets
at the City Hall on the
first and third Tuesday;
of each month.
Ez-sorvlce men are invited to at
tend the meetings.
For membership cards or Informa
tion ax-servlco men are requested to
see of write tho following efficers:
J. H. Carnaban, Commander.
Roy N. Foucb, Post Adjutant.
For relief of employment see or
write the Chairman of The Relief and
Employment Committee, Francis
Olds, care Lakeside Lumber com
pany. DR. J. G. GOBLE
The well-known Optician
now located In K. D. Block,
1313 Main. Phono 253-M.
KUamath Lodge No, 1S7
LO.O.F.
Meets Friday night of each week, at
I. O. O. F. hall, 1th and Main streets
Hi H. Ogle . . N. O.
Chas. Newman '..........................V. Q,
O. D,,Mangue ...................Secy.
W. D.iCofer .'. .Treas.
ENCAMPMENT
J. H. Houston ........................C. P.
H. V.' Brown ..B. W.
L. J. McClure .... Bcrlbo
B. J, Mayer .........Treaaurer
PELICAN BAT BUB
' Fare SSo each way
Leaves Rex Cafe Leavea Pelican City
7:45 a. at. 8:00 a. a.
11:45 p. a. 1:00 p. a.
6:00 p.m. 6:30 p. a.
Reckard Raat Bsrrtoa
Fhoaa 77
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$32.50 Cool Wash Dresses, now.
$29.50 Cool Wash Dresses, now.
$27.50 Cool Wash Dresses, now.
$25.00 Cool Wash Dresses, now.
$22.50 Cool Wash Dresses, now.
$18.50 Cool Wash dresses, now.
$1500 Cool Wash Dresses, now.
CHIROPRACTORS
DRS.
MALLETT
AND
MALLETT
.OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S)
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Klamath Falls Plumb
ing? & Heating Co. .
1178 MAIN ST, PHONE BaaVW
J. O. CLHOHORN
CIVIL ENOINXER AND
SURVEYOR
Phone 192J ' 181 B. Riverside
Household Furniture)
GOODS OF ALL KINDS
OUR PRICES RIGHT
We Buy, Bell and Exchange.
Cor. Sixth and Klamath Ave.
DICK'S CO.
Klamath Dye Works
Phone 408
OUR CLEANING, PRB8WNO AND
REPAIRING WILL MAKE XOUB
' CLOTHES
LOOK LIKE NEW
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Ml Mala Street VOaaaath Fall
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511 Main St.
Klamath Falls
833 Main Street ' Phone 91-W
Upp's Auto Service)
DAY AND NIGHT SERVICE
Experienced Driven
New Cart Klamath Falls, Ore,
DR. F. R. GODDARD
Osteopathic Physician and
Surgeon
Office and Residence
Phones 821
L 0. O. F, Temple
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Phone 550-W.
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MOLLIS 'B.v DONBL8QN..
FILZ' SCHOOL OFvlwUfA
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I have' constructed thru yeara (
experience the only course' that
teaches you to play tbe piano hr
NOTE and, by EAR in 10 to 20 les les
eons: Write for particulars, 701 11th
St.. Klamath Falls..Ore. Phone 37R,
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