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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 30, 1921)
'fs THUIVHtAV, APRIL 28, 1DS1 THE EVENING HERALD, IQAMATH FALLS, OREGON ' man inowr J- N The Office Cat JfeL my Junius Tho 11 umber's Anvncr (lly G. C. Loronz) Tbo plumer ai.in who yesterday Was the otijoct of your wrath Is the Ural uno that you call for Wlion you, e.iauot tako a bath. "When tfaa Cturots all are leaking, Water's All loo hot or cold, I pray thoo spring somo newvr stuff, Tlmjilnnitier gag la old. Tlio first ono that you call tor Whoa it's thlrlr-flB below. .When thA sUeirsJk.'a Icy core rod .And thnt k-trrota aro full of snow; nb'a tbo Terr ono you'ro wanting "Wtfion ym aro In. a pinch, And then ynx turn and talk about The itumher'a "lead-pipe cinch." Wco Hour Wit "A well-kiuwu acta atyo that man thinks liottr after midnight." Fred HouMoa s-ty-t ho Is willing to admit that the think fafiior when caught coming In atter SMS In thu A. M. Our Tnblold Educational Series' Shark tins aro highly prlied as on arttclo of food In tho Orient. Tho nlckelplated castor oil spoon, offered for tho best osatnplo of base IngraUtudo, Is hereby awarded to a Now York World reporter, who wis Invited to a banquet by Mayor Hylan and then "played up" In his Rtory tho fact that booxo was nerved, Tho city, editor, wo fool, should bo hold as on accossory boforo tbo fact. Maymo Liggett ssys that whoa a woman gets sick and has to go to bed she arranges tho scenery eo that eho looks pathetic and Interesting. But let a man got sick ho usually looks like, somothlng tho cat brought In. Healck IlIU Houston aays It Is unnecessa ry to go to San Diego to got seasick. Juat stand around and llston to somo slxtei-year-old girl shoot tho hot air oyer tho telephone to somo candyr legged kid for an hour or two. Odo to An Auto My.Bonnlo went over tho gas tank, Tho height of nho contents to see; I to lighted a match to assist him, Oh, bring back my bonnlo to mo. High Coat of Pleasure "book hero, .Molina," cried a husband In ono of the nearby dist ricts, shaking tho bills tho It. F. D. carrier had Just left. "You must think I'm mndo of money! Mtstard plasters from, Underwood's, fifty conts; sis todth pulled by Doc Mason, throo dollars. There's three dollars and a half spent In ono wook for your own prlvato pleasure. XEWBPAPER ADVERTISING GAINS FURTHER FAVOR NEW YORK, April 29. News papor advertising throughout tho country during 1920 amounted to more than $2,000,000,000, an ml vnnco of $50,000,000 over that of tho previous year. Tho bureau of ndvortlslng of tho American News pnpor Publishers' association so re- portod. ' Newspaper ndvortlslng spaco has gained In favor as n medium of do- tormlnnblo results and of sure ocon- omy. tho commlttco reported. In crease thu sarvlco to advertisers has mndo necessary the oponlng of a 8nn Francisco office to supplement tho Chicago nnd Now York offices. Tho results of market survoys I'aud statistical research wero eager ly sought by advortlsors and bank ers as woll ns several booklots and other lltoraturo. Total gross Incomo of tho bureau was $58,124. Ex penses amounted to $48,CS1. Kven tho man who oxpecta tho un expected Is art to bo surprised when It happens. Arthur Cotllaa. la getting sent! mont.il. lib inrii uomo men are no groucuy Mi.it they do not think that I a'glrl biby Id fit to kiss until sho 1st sixteen Havo You Swn Kclloy today? Somo men aro to contrary to gtvo ercn their wives a chanco to complain. A iohi;rwoman appllvd for help! of a gjnUomnn who gnvo her a note to Ren tllt-horson, tho genial cafe. man. Tho unto read: "This woman, needs wcJilng." Very shortly aftor. Roes rcnllaj by laying: "I nay sho docs." PUIUTUKK ntXYHRS Taka adrantago or. my outside, ser- vlco. I havo a ear and llko to drive It. You nood furniture and would llko to buy It. Coll 41-W nnd I will send for you; also tako yon home. I'lUUUNS FUIPUTUHH IIOU8K "Tlio Furnlahcr o! Happy Huraea" LUTHY We Repair Recharge Rebuild All Makes of Auto Batteries Magnetoes Generators Starting Motors Reed Auto Supply Co. i Phono 208-J. 11 tli. St. Near Moin Lom tb.ra a decade ago our chief ambition inv to leavo school. After lamping twmo df the comely pologog ues of "Itmtoir, faowwrer, we decided .that going back wouldn't bo so bad. (Noto no composing room foro man: PImuo set tho foregoing In agate; our wlfo can't road flno print' without gaiting a boadacho). j ELGIN SIX TOURING Guaranteed flno condition and wonderful buy tor tho money cash or terms. Metropolitan Garage ELEVENTH NEAR MAIN ? - ' " mmimyffgfgffymmmmrm'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I ffjfllSJ'.&'QsWHtwwSS iim d& iiiriiww i L... ",',! " B 1 ffrW f ?-!iil'"--""" ' " kj I . ii II ii The some scrupulous core that II has mndc their passenger car II notable for economy is earning II for Dodge Brothers Business nil Cor a reputation for low cost of f haulage. 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