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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 30, 1921)
THUIVHtAV, APRIL 28, 1DS1
THE EVENING HERALD, IQAMATH FALLS, OREGON '
The Office Cat
Tho 11 umber's Anvncr
(lly G. C. Loronz)
Tbo plumer ai.in who yesterday
Was the otijoct of your wrath
Is the Ural uno that you call for
Wlion you, e.iauot tako a bath.
"When tfaa Cturots all are leaking,
Water's All loo hot or cold,
I pray thoo spring somo newvr stuff,
Tlmjilnnitier gag la old.
Tlio first ono that you call tor
Whoa it's thlrlr-flB below.
.When thA sUeirsJk.'a Icy core rod
.And thnt k-trrota aro full of snow;
nb'a tbo Terr ono you'ro wanting
"Wtfion ym aro In. a pinch,
And then ynx turn and talk about
The itumher'a "lead-pipe cinch."
Wco Hour Wit
"A well-kiuwu acta atyo that man
thinks liottr after midnight." Fred
HouMoa s-ty-t ho Is willing to admit
that the think fafiior when caught
coming In atter SMS In thu A. M.
Our Tnblold Educational Series'
Shark tins aro highly prlied as on
arttclo of food In tho Orient.
Tho nlckelplated castor oil spoon,
offered for tho best osatnplo of base
IngraUtudo, Is hereby awarded to a
Now York World reporter, who wis
Invited to a banquet by Mayor Hylan
and then "played up" In his Rtory tho
fact that booxo was nerved, Tho city,
editor, wo fool, should bo hold as on
accossory boforo tbo fact.
Maymo Liggett ssys that whoa a
woman gets sick and has to go to
bed she arranges tho scenery eo that
eho looks pathetic and Interesting.
But let a man got sick ho usually
looks like, somothlng tho cat brought
IlIU Houston aays It Is unnecessa
ry to go to San Diego to got seasick.
Juat stand around and llston to somo
slxtei-year-old girl shoot tho hot
air oyer tho telephone to somo candyr
legged kid for an hour or two.
Odo to An Auto
My.Bonnlo went over tho gas tank,
Tho height of nho contents to see;
I to lighted a match to assist him,
Oh, bring back my bonnlo to mo.
High Coat of Pleasure
"book hero, .Molina," cried a
husband In ono of the nearby dist
ricts, shaking tho bills tho It. F. D.
carrier had Just left. "You must
think I'm mndo of money! Mtstard
plasters from, Underwood's, fifty
conts; sis todth pulled by Doc Mason,
throo dollars. There's three dollars
and a half spent In ono wook for
your own prlvato pleasure.
GAINS FURTHER FAVOR
NEW YORK, April 29. News
papor advertising throughout tho
country during 1920 amounted to
more than $2,000,000,000, an ml
vnnco of $50,000,000 over that of
tho previous year. Tho bureau of
ndvortlslng of tho American News
pnpor Publishers' association so re-
Newspaper ndvortlslng spaco has
gained In favor as n medium of do-
tormlnnblo results and of sure ocon-
omy. tho commlttco reported. In
crease thu sarvlco to advertisers has
mndo necessary the oponlng of a
8nn Francisco office to supplement
tho Chicago nnd Now York offices.
Tho results of market survoys
I'aud statistical research wero eager
ly sought by advortlsors and bank
ers as woll ns several booklots and
other lltoraturo. Total gross Incomo
of tho bureau was $58,124. Ex
penses amounted to $48,CS1.
Kven tho man who oxpecta tho un
expected Is art to bo surprised when
Arthur Cotllaa. la getting sent!
mont.il. lib inrii uomo men are no
groucuy Mi.it they do not think that I
a'glrl biby Id fit to kiss until sho 1st
Havo You Swn Kclloy today?
Somo men aro to contrary to gtvo
ercn their wives a chanco to complain.
A iohi;rwoman appllvd for help!
of a gjnUomnn who gnvo her a note
to Ren tllt-horson, tho genial cafe.
man. Tho unto read: "This woman,
needs wcJilng." Very shortly aftor.
Roes rcnllaj by laying: "I nay sho
Taka adrantago or. my outside, ser-
vlco. I havo a ear and llko to drive
It. You nood furniture and would
llko to buy It. Coll 41-W nnd I will
send for you; also tako yon home.
I'lUUUNS FUIPUTUHH IIOU8K
"Tlio Furnlahcr o! Happy Huraea"
Makes of Auto
Reed Auto Supply Co. i
11 tli. St. Near Moin
Lom tb.ra a decade ago our chief
ambition inv to leavo school. After
lamping twmo df the comely pologog
ues of "Itmtoir, faowwrer, we decided
.that going back wouldn't bo so bad.
(Noto no composing room foro
man: PImuo set tho foregoing In
agate; our wlfo can't road flno print'
without gaiting a boadacho). j
ELGIN SIX TOURING
Guaranteed flno condition and wonderful buy tor tho
money cash or terms.
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The some scrupulous core that II
has mndc their passenger car II
notable for economy is earning II
for Dodge Brothers Business nil
Cor a reputation for low cost of
f haulage. II
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II Tb tire mtlMic fc" tHiuUf Uh II
II ' II I
h. s. wakefield;
Agent , II
4th and Klamath II
Clearance Sale of
MAY 2nd to 7th
These tires are first class goods and are from our,
regular stock, but to keep things a-going and to inject
"pepism" into early tire buying we offer the following
makes and sizes at prices quoted For cash One week
only Monday, May 2, to Saturday, May 7, inclusive.
SIZE AND MAKi:
IMVt PRICE t BALK PniCB
30x32 U. S. Plain 19.24 15.40
30x3VL Federal Plain 19.24 15.40
30x3y2 U. S. Nobby 24.96 19.95
30x312 Federal Plugged 27.04 31.65
31x4 U.S. Plain 26.83 21.45
31x4 U. S. Usco 26.83 2 1.4 5
31x4 U.S. Nobby 32.19 25.75
31x4 Federal Rugged 35.78 28.60
32x32 U. S. Plain 23.66 18.95
33x4 U. S. Plain 33.07 26.45 T
34x4 U. S. Plain 33.80 27.05
34x4 Federal Plain 33.80 27.05
34x4 U.S. Nobby 40.51 32.40
.. 35x412 U. S. Plain . 46.90 37.52
35x412 U. S; floyal Cord 66.40 53.12
THIS IS NO DOUBT AN OPPORTUNITY OF'TIIE SEABO.V.DON'T MI8H IT
. MAIfc ORVKRfl PROMPTLY FILLED.
ACME MOTOR CO.
410 South Sixth Street
Klamath Vails '
ON A FORD
DOES AWAY WITH MAKESHIFT
' Remarkable new springs that save their cost in a
short time by reducing tire, gasoline and up-keep ex
pense. And they do away with all necessity for shock
absorbers, snubbers, coil springs' and other makeshifts.
MAKES RIDING SMOOTH AND EASY
There is an almost unbelieveable smoothness about
its action. In going over rough roads one automatical
ly watches for the bumps ahead and prepares for the
shock but no shock takes place. If the wheel drops into
a hole you get a strange but pleasant sensation of go
ing down, but there is no rebound you never seem to
GUARANTEED AGAINST BREAKAGE
The spring is easily attached; requires no drilling
or alteration to body orchasis, and with every sale is an
unconditional guarantee against breakage for the life
of the car.
10 DAY FREE TRIAL
We will equip your Ford with a set of these iprings
and give you 10 days free trial without cost or obliga
tion to you.
0. K. Blacksmith Shop
D. A. KENYON, Prop.
6th and Plum Sts. Phone 462