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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 25, 1921)
PAflB THREE The Office Cat UY JUNIUM Tlio Way It Really U 1 lined to think I know I know, Hut now, I muni confess, Tho mora 1 know I know I know I know I know thu less. Life v I'rltvuim' Ink It tlio link that con nects Ilia business xlnk with tlio peo ple who think. Got usT Tlonesta (I'a.) Republican,. Luring Ulin llnck "Thoro arc a groat nmny 'hunmn IntorpAt' stories to bu found In tho wont' advertisements," "Well?" "Kor Instance, horn's ono In which Mary says- 'Comu homo, John, l'ro old tho poodle'" Illnlrt on ilia II. C. of L "A follow can't afford to nit around much those dayn It cost no much to tiiilf-aulu your trousors." Jack Undors, "A rollInK pin Kuthor no dough," Illacklo McDonald. Kinmlitnliun for J. O. Appointment What's your tin mo? (loorjto Kafoosh. What's your -wlfo's numo? I 1 haven't any wlfo. What would her namo bo If you had one? Mrs. Kafoosh. . W.hul was your grandfather's mat don name? Alexander Sijulbba, Who did you voto'for In tho lnnt election? Who aro you Kolng to voto for In tho next election? Ilardlnic. Who aro tho Democrats? Tlio Domocrat aro our onomloa. , Who aro tho Itopuhllcann? Uod' noblemen. How much ! a twoiCcnl stamp worth? Two rents. (food what color In It? Itod. , Kxcollont How would you dis tinguish a two-cent stamp from a one-coot stamp? A ono-cont stamp Is green. And now for a few technical quos tlons. At which end of tho train In tho casino? Tho front end. And tho cabooso? The rear end. Can you read postcards? You. bat. Will you? I'll say I will. What does K. F. D, moan? Rouso for tho Democrats. What railroad Is Chicago near? Chicago & Alton. , Who In tho besi president tho Unltod States ovor had? ' Harding, , . Whoro do you want to go whon you die? Do you keep books? Yes. Why don't you return thorn? i 'Now Junt ono mora qucaUen: If you got this job of postmaster wilt ''you lovo, honor and obey tho Ro . publican party until doath or a chango of administration do you part? , I will. , - WW I dono thou good and faith ful servant. Kntor thou Into tho Joys of an offlco undor tho llepubllcan administration. All tho world lovos a lovor. laughs behind hla back. but Iredell Whoulor admitted In 'court at Bmlthfleld, N. C, that ho hod tradod vivos with another man, glv Ing haff a pint of whiskey and 35 cent to boot, Have you seen Kelloy today? iTho mystery of, tho missing balloon of tho United States Navy that land ed near Mooso Factory was cloared up whon It became known that Ojlb way Indians had divided the huge bag Into ton sections from which they mado several canoes and papooso carriers, Tho ropoa are bolng used for dog harness) Flanders Poppies Adopted By Legion As Nat'l. Flower mw VOKIC, April 21 -a Irlh lean IaikIoii him udonti'il tlm nmmv n un Mimionai IJny fowr ) Mny 3P tliiiUHtindH of tiny red nllk fluwiira will no (llntrllnilcd throughout Ainorlca by tho Loglon mid other pa triotic orKiinlzatlonit, Tlio popples uxacl nipllum of thorn which "blow on Flnridom flnlda" wore tmulo by war orphans of tho American and Trench Chll ! roll's I.ouKHi), They wore broiiRhl to America by Mmo. Anna K (luorln who founded tlio Iiiokuo for lha pur poito of perpotuatlnB tho frleiulHlilp botweon tho nation wbldi had Hit Incoptlou on tlio battlo field. Tho poppy In league's national emblom and lha children tiro tho sulf-constl-luted guardians of hhivcs of tho Amorlcan soldier dead In Franco I'UIUTimiS UUVIMW Tako advantaRo of my outsldo ser vice I hovo a cor and llko to drlvo It. You nood furniture end would llko to buy It. Call ll-W uml I win nond for you; alio tako you homo. l'i;illU.H FUllMTUIIi; HOIJKIJ "Tlio PiiriilMier of Happy Home" TO CLEAR UP UGLY T Any bronklng out or skin Irritation on faco, nock or body Is overcome quickest by applying- Montho-Hul-phur, says a noted skin specialist. Ilccnusa of Its germ destroying prop ortion, nothing has aver been found to tako tho place of this sulphur preparation that Instantly brings eano from tho Itching, burning and Irrita tion. Mentho-Sulphur heals oczemn right up, leaving tho skin clear and smooth. It seldom falls to relievo tho tormont or dliflguromont. A llttlo Jnr of Muntho-Hulphur may bo ob tained nt any drug store. It In unod llko cold cream. Adv. Take Bakts to Flush Kidneys Veotrallzo Irritating Adda ami Kldiey and niadder weakness re sult from uric add, says a noted au thority. Tho kidneys' filter this acid from tho blood and pnm It on to tho bladdor, whoro It often remains to Ir ritate and Inflame, causing a burn ing, scalding sonutlon, or setting up an Irritation at tho neck of tho blad dor, obliging you to sook rellot two or three times during tho night. The sufferer Is In conotant dread, tho wa ter passes somotlmos with a scald ing sonsatlon and Is vory profuso; To look ono's best and feet one's best Is to enjoy an inside bath each morning 10 rnisa irom ine system mo previous iliv wuto. sour fermcntutlons and no). sonous toxins lfore H Is absorbed into the blood. Just as coal, when it burns, leses behind a certain amount of In combustlblo material In tbo form ot ashes, so tho food and drink taken each day leave in tho alimentary organs a certain amount or inuigesnoio material, which if not eliminated, form toxins and poisons which are then sucked luto tho blood -through tho my ducts which are intenatti to suck in oniy uourisumcnt to sustain tho body. If you want to sea the glow of healthy bloom in your checks, to sco your skin ett tUun and clearer, you are told to drink every morning upon arising, a ghus of hot water with a teasnoonfu) of llmcttona phosphate in It, which is a nannies means of washing tlio wasto material and toxins from the stomach, liven kidneys and bowels, thus cleans log, sweetening and purifying the vntir SULPHUR IS BEST y rains 10 BLUER BOTHER j Hot Water Each Morning 8 j Puts Roses in Your Cheeks! 5 I osbiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiSosbiiiiiiiisbiHsbwBKs , "t j 8 rfl 'r'' K HSBlHp!bSBlln?9sVSBllK&AVsBll 3 KIKaHilbaij tWllHyllBH3naaal!4 THE EVENING HERALD. ngnln, thoro In difficulty In avoiding II Dlnddor woaknonn, most folks call It, becauno thoy can't control urin ation. Whllo It Is oxtremoly annoy ing and sometimes Tory painful, thin la really ono of tho most slmplo ail ments to ovorcomo. Get about four ounces of Jud flails from your phar macist and tako a tnblospoonful In a glass of water beforo breakfast, con tinue this for two or -three days. This will noutrnllto tho acids In tho urlno so It no longar Is a source of Irrita tion to tho bladdor and urinary or gans which then act normally again Jad Baits In Inexpensive, harmloss, and In mado from tho 'acid of gropes and lemon Julco, combined with llth la, and Js used by thousands of folks who are aubjoct to urinary disorders caunod hy uric acid Irritation. Jad Halts Is splendid for kidneys and causo no had offocts whatovor. Ilnro you have a plaaaant, offervos cont llthlu-wator drink, Which quick ly rollovos bladder troublo. Adv. YOU ARE THE JURY c llmr tlio Testimony of Klamath Falls m People anil Docldo tlio Cace Doan's Kidney rills aro on trial aro being tried axary day. for weak Kinneys ior exnausiing Kiunoy nacx aches. What Is tho vordlct? Read Klamath Falls tostlmony personal oxporlences of Klamath Falls wit nesses. Thoro can bo only one ver dict a chorus of approval. Henry 8mlth. carpenter, 106 Main St., Klamath Falls, says: ' "I have used Doan's Kidney rills oft and on for a long tlmo' and hovo always found them to bo a rollablo kidney remedy. My back ached and pained at tlmon and I had a soreness just over my kldnays. My kldnoys didn't act right, olther. Doan's Kidney I'llls always relieved tho troublo; tho backaches loft and ray kldnoys woro put In good ordor." I'rlco 00c. at all doalors. -.Don't simply ask for a kidney romody ot , Doan's Kldnor I'llls the samo tliat I Ir. Smith hsd. Fostor-Mllburn Co. .Mfrs., Ilutfalo, N. Y. Klamath Lodf No. 117 L O. O. F. Meets Friday night of each week ai I. O. O. F. hall, Stb and Main streets II. II. Oglo . . .N. O, Chas. Newman ..........y, Q, 0. II. Manguo 8ocy. W. D. Cofor KNCAMPMENT -Treas. J. If. Houston . H. V. Drown ., L. J. McCluro K. J. Mayer . .C. P. .8. W. -Scribe .Treasure K.V8ERVICK HEX, ATTENTION I Klamath Post No. , Amorlcan I.eglon moots at tho City Hall on the first and third Tuesdays of each month. Ex-scrvlco men aro Invited to at tend tho meetings. For membership cards or Informa tion ox-sorvlco men are roquostod to sco or write tho following offlcers: J. II. Cnrnahan, Commandor. Roy N, Fouch, Post Adjutant. For rollot of employment soo or wrlto tho Chairman of The Relief and Employment Committee, Francis Olds, caro Lakeside Lumber com pany. alimentary tract, before putting moro food Into tho stomach. Girls and women with sallow skins, liver spots, pimples or pallid complex ion, , also tluwo who wako up with a coated tongue, bad taste, nasty breath, others who ara bothered with headaches, bilious spells, acid atomach or const li tlon should begin this phosphatcd hot water drinking and aro assured of very pronounced results In one or two w cries. A ouartor nound of llmestono nbos naato costs very litllo at the drug store but is sufficient to demonstrate that lust as soap and hot water cleanses, purifies and freshens tho ellu on the outside, so hot water and limestone phosphate act on the Inside orcans. Wo must always consider that internal sanitation it Vast ly moro Important than outslds cleanli ness, because the skin "pores do not ab sorb Impurities Into tho blood, while tho bowel pores do. Women who desire to enhance the beauty of their complexion should Just try this for a week and notice results KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PELICAN HAY I1CB Faro 26o each war Loaves Rex Cafe Losvos Pelican City 7Md a. m. 8:oo a. m 12MD p, m. ltoo p, m. o:uo p. m. o:30 p, m Reckard Rout Sorrloe I'liono 77 20-tf PAINTING Practical painting, gliding, bronz ing, onnmollng, kalsomlnlng, wall paper cleaning and gonoral con tracting. H. C. TUTIIHilj Phono 183 C2C Oak Bl BEAUTY PARLOtT Shampooing, tnarcollng, massag ing, manicuring. For appointments, phono 360, Whlto Pelican Hotel. FACTORY SHOP! MattresK-n Mado and Re paired, upholstering Crating, I packing. J. K. 1IKATTO.V, PltOP. 1S7 N. 4th. Ht. I'hono 10O-W Klamath Falls Cyclcry Wo aro here to servo you, and aim to servo you right. Motorcycles and ulcyclos. Parts and Acessorlos, Tiros and Tubes, that will stand your Inspection, as wo carry the best In our lino. Repair shop In connection with Harlcy-Davldson Servlco. Phone 872 1010 Main St. Klamath Fall O. E. DISHARK MINERAL BATHS Dr. Maod lngnioU llawley Cfahropractle Physlclaa rirst National Dank Dcdldlng ntrance, Room I AflHXAND, OREGON IxutractloBs) lax Plaato Playlaf by Expert of Ma7 Teen' Erperlesto. MRS. OSOORN Apt. ft. HehM ApU. Klamath Falls Plumb ing & Heating Co. 1178 MAIN ST. PHONE 543-W LET VH DO YOUR COLLECTING A number of business bouses oro saving the tlmo of their bookkeepers and Individual collectors by lotting us colloct tbalr monthly bills. It is tbo modern method. It cuts down your ovorhcad. Get your bills ready and wo will do tho rost. MRS. T. H. JOLLY ..6th and Main Over 8ugarman's store Phono 320W DR. T. C CAMPBELL PHYSICIAN AND HUKUKO I. O. O. F. BaUding Phone 800 Residence White Pelican Hotel Residence Phone S DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic Physician ami Surgeon Office and Residenci Phones 321 t; 0. 0. F. Temple DRL. L. TRUAX WARREN HUNT HOSPITAi Day Phonis 4U7 Night Phone, A DR. G. A MASSEY Fourth and Pine tfu. In Warren Hunt Hospital Off. Phone 497 Rea Phone 8tM HAW BULL ENGINEERING CONSTRUCTION CO. Designers and builders of mod era saw mills, planing trills aad bos (Hants. Dredging. Pile driving Phono 466-W Office Corner Sprlpg and Oak Near 8. P. Depot L. D. Gss, M. D. EYE, EAR, NOSE AND THROAT GLASSES FURNISHED Warren Hunt Hospital Phono 40: lies, Whlto Pelican Hotel. Phono 0 wm LESSONS E. D. LAMB PHYSICIAN AND BURGEON Phones 17W 17R Rooms l and S Wlilto Dolldlng Excavating Teaming Let us make yon a price on dig ging that basement, or other ex cavating you contemplate. We also do team work of every description. Phone 426-J J. O. CLEGHORN CIVIL ENGINEER AND BURVEYOR Phone 192J 133 S. Rlvorttdo CHIROPRACTOR Dr. Lois C. IJrldges Over First State and Savings Dank Suite 10b Phono 102-J FRED WESTERFELD DENTIST Phone 43JW. X-Ray Lahoratotr Loose! Bldg., KUawatk raJls p0m000000010m00VWW ML O. A.-BAKBO Dntirt L O. O. V. PHONE 1 CHIROPRACTORS DRS. MALLETT AND MALLETT OFFICE OVER UNDERWOOD'S Phoao S30-J. Office Phone 177W Ree 177R Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart Physfrlaa mm Oigeosi White Balldlng Klamath Falls Oregon t0HjW0m00m Klamath Dye -Works Phoae40S OUR CLEANINO, PREHSINa AND REPAIRING WILL MAKE XOCB CLOTHES LOOK LIKE NEW HATS RBDLOOKED Good Ceiled for and Delivered 4S1 Main Street Klamath Fall 1 CIGAR St ANJP 1 all kinds of tobacco i J 9 f N ' P P E The t E N CENTRAL N J HOTEL J L - GUY GARRETT, Mgr. PtMSM 1W-W m Steam Heated tq I RATES: G Transient $1.00, up r Weekly $5.00, up V H H fNEWS STANDI VeasMSssVssVWs' t 1J- ' all the latest news MONDAY, APRIL 28. 1011 u Dm DENTISTS Dr. E; G) WitwLror PHONMSM Dr. P. M. Nod raora 4 Ore PelMwuiisf NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY 'Tut Your Dud. In Our Slid." PHONE 154 Corner Main and Confer HOUSE MOVING Having bought the moving outfit of True &. railing, we are now prepared to move houses or other heavy articles. Washburn & Houston PHONE -400-R 1 i Household Furniture GOODS OF ALL KINDS OUR PRICES BIGHT We Day, Sell and Bzehaago. Cor. Bixth and Klamath Ave. DICK'S CO. G. E. WASHBURN Contractor and Builder Construction Work of any kind. No Job too large or too taaU. Estimates furnished tree, of charge. j FHONE'337-J I WILL Tako ot Cottars or FID la Lota CON MURPHY 217 Mortimer St. 1 , l -i t Let Your GLASS troubles be Mine C E. STUCKEY Re-G!azirig and Cabiaet MaluBf Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine