THUIWDAY, AHtlb 21, 1031
PAOHTHRHH
The Office Cat
ANDROSS-GLOVER:
Style Shop
707 Main St.
Phone 341 W
Outbursts of Everett True By Condon
We have just: re
ceived a lovely
line of GRADUA
TION DRESSES
$19.75 to
$35.00
Phoenix' Hosiery,
Special value
$1.10
SHOP IN KLAM
MATH FALLS
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HONU O HUIjK-IIHICHTUAINT
Vro novor boon Klvun to cruul KUf-
fows
On boholillni; noma otliur chap's
WOI'HJ
For Instance, poki.nl fun tit noma
Koczor becauso
IIo'h equipped with an ovorslio
none
Bay ono Ib no crosiycyod bath ways
ho can nco,
Or t'orchnnco, ho has stuttornd
ntnco birth,
I ha croes-oyod to furnish omuia.
niont (or moT
Dom ho stutter to stir up my
mirth?
Fun, basod on mlsfortuno, Is koIdr
' too far,
nut though I'm nwaro 'tit n
In
Whon a fat sjuy's potato sack bunt
"on a rnr
,1 confess', I ' ain't kcop back n
fcrln.
"Wo havo boon askod why tha Of
flco Cat Is occasionally omitted from
tho Herald. Thn lyinwor In nlmplo
yet full of truth, Whonovar nnyone
In tho composing room iota mail thoy
kick out tho Office Cat, That's what
become of thin column sometime.
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Wch man, twin lx. t'oor man, six
twins.
HKf)Vin UYl'OCIllTKS
Tho woman who enys: "I harn't a
thins to wear."
Tho woman who naye: "Why, I
think It Is simply stunning."
' Tho Klrl who seya: "I shall novor
marry."
Tho girl who says: "Ho Is merely
a friend."
. . Tho boy who says: "You'll noror
catch mo tyln' up to no Jano."
j Tho boy who nays: "What! IlorT
I Not mo, bo,"
i Tho man who snys: "Darling, J
navor lookud at another womnn."
Tho mnn who says: "You ilon't ro
; allta how hard I have to work to
earn that money."
j Tho old man who sns: "Wo mar
cbed 200 mllos that day, nud I drovo
tho enemy back." ""
Tho old mun who says: "Whim I
was a boy, I," etc., etc.
Any Rovornor who says: "I dory
my opponont to point to a bIurIo
' crooked," etc, .
Tho opponenwbo says:. "I defy
tho govornor to point to a single
' honest," otc.
A local doctor reports that ho
cured a patient with falling momory
t a few days ago, and then tho
patient wont away and forRot to pay
his bill.
Two drunks woro Tiding on a
Portland stroot car. Ono of thorn took
out his watch and tho other ono
asked, ,
"Wha' tlrao 'MIT"
"Tuoeday hlo aftornoon," was
; tho reply." , .
' "Well, this Is whero I sot oft
' then."
WHY IH X HO?
Dili Duncan wants to know why It
Is that thoro Is always a nolo In a
fellow's socks whon ha inakos up his
mind ho wunta a pair of shoosT
No Truth In Advertising Here
An Itom from AugUBta, Kan., an
nounces tho bird of an hoir to Mr
and "Mm. 'J. It. f rlplott. Tho stork
has visited tho Trlplott homo throo
UNDERWOOD'S
One Cent Sale
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IvHo HAPPtM To RAS
flPt'OON VCXST Of
Taffeta Wrap
Wo are to wear satin and silk
wrap as well as tho cloth crea
tions mado up In capo, soml-capo
and dolman effocta. Tho ono Il
lustrated consists of changeable
taOota In red and green for tho
outer surface and Harding bluo
taffeta for the lining. The bot
tom of tbo capo as well ha of the
capo collars. Is turned up and
gathered To form a scallop effect.
Hosebuda aro used at tho cornors.
times, yet tho family only numborti
flvo.
Times havo changed. Thrso daH
whon tho avorngo person gets an In
vitation to n "hard times" soclablo It
Isn't necessary to ransack tho nttld
for old clothes.
Ten voluraos of poo try on tho
beauty of snow cannot outwolgh ono
word on tho urIIiicm of slush.
Senators will uio tha famous
"marblo room" adjoining tho Sonato
chambor as a lounging place. Tho
chambor Is to bo burred to .visitors.
So tho public will know thorn and
as nn additional punishment, tho
Chief of l'ollco of Juarez ordered tho
heads of oil pickpockets Bhuved whon
culprits nro roloasod from prlBon.
Tho rainiest spot on oarlh is tho
Walpo Valloy In Hawaii, Tho precipi
tation avoraRcs ono Inch a day.
SAVES YOU MONEY
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FimiTURK DtTVKIUi
Tako advantago of my outside tor
vlco. I havo a car and llko to drlo
It. You need furnlturo end would
llko to buy It. Call 41-W and I will
sond for you; also tako you homo.
I'KKKINH FUIINTDCBE HOTJHH
"Tho Furnisher of Happy Homes"
A classified ad la Tat Keralgwlll
find whit yon hare lost.
Unto You Keen Kelloy today?
Diamond Dye It
Like New Again
KacU package of "Diamond Dyos"
contains simple directions to dyo old,
fudod. shubhy materials whether
wool. silk, linen, cotton or mixed
goods, any now, rich, .-fadeless color,
lluy no other dyo.
EAT LESS MEAT
Tako n alas of Bolbi to Flush
Kldncjs If IlUddcr Ilotliern
Vaii -.
Katlng'meat rceularly orcntually
produces ktdnoy troublo In somo
form or other, says a well-known au
thority, becauso tho uric add In
meat oxcltos tho kldnoys, they bo-
como ovorworxoa; got siuggisn;
doe up and cause nil sorts of dis
tress, particularly bacnacno and mis
ery In tho kidney region; rheuma
tic twinges, severo headaches, acid
stomach, constipation, torpid llror.
slooplessness, bladder and urinary
Irritation.
Tho momont your back hurts or
kldnoys aren't acting right, or It
bladdar botbora you, got about four
ounces of Jad Salts from any gooa
pharmacy: tako a tablcspoonful In
a glass of wator before breakfast for
a tow days and your kldnoys will
then act tlno. This famous salts Is
mado from tho acid of grapes and
lomon Julco, comblnod -with llthla.
and has boon used for generations to
flush cloggod kldnoys and stlmulato
them to normal activity; also to
noutrnllza tho'nclds In tho urlno so
It no longer Irritates, thus ending
bladder disorders.
Jad Balls cannot Injuro anyona;
makes a dollghtful oftorvoscont lltb-
la-water drink which millions of men
and womon tako now and thon to
koen tho kldnoys and urinary or
gans clean. thus avoiding sorlous
kldnoy disease. Adv.
ltao you seen Kelloy today?
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HURTS
Are You in Need of a
Coat - Wrap - Suit
Dress -Sport Skirt
or Coat or a Pretty Blouse?
If so TAKE ADVANTAGE of OUR
BIG DISCOUNT SALE NOW IN PROGRESS
apparel and there are still ample selections.
Scores of our customers have chosen their new Spring
apparrel and there are still ample selections.
20 and 25
Discount
On Our Entire Stock
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7th and Main
- Glover Style Shop
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HavelYou Tried
Snow Flakes
in the Family Tin?
'You 'know" how good Snow FUkes are how
crijp and tasty? You can serve these dainty
wafers on to many occasions. Why not buy a
Umilydte tin, which will Insure a constant
Uri
supply? Your grocercan zuppiy you.
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KIRK-KLAMATH FALLS
STitE LINE
Stage leaves The' Smoke daily
at 2 p. nV and' the Central Hotel a
few minutes later. We use a large,
easy riding, comfortable automo
bile, in thorough repair.
Stage leaves Kirk at 8 a. m.
daily. Tickets $3 each way; round
trip $5.50. Phone your reservations.
: ! Central Hotel 155-W,
Shop Early I
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The Smoke 175
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