PAm THREE
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
VKNK8IAV, APRIL SO, 11)21
Underwood's One Cent Sale
WILL SAVE YOU MONEY
Poroxldo Touth .Pasto, Rogular 30c, 2 Tubca
U. H. Shaving Criiani, Hogular, 3Gc, 2 TuIioh
Nyalu Kaco Oruuni, Regular 30c, 2 Jam
TootU llruaunn, Regular, 35c, 2 iirushca
Liquid Shampoo, Regular 40c, Itottlo
Shaving I.otlou, Hegulur 40o, 2 Ilottlca
Chap Lotion, Regular COc, 2 Ilottlca ..:....
Nyals Catarrli Ilalm, Regular 35c, 2 TuIioh .......
Nyals Corn Remedy, noicuUr, 36c, 2 Ilottlca
Eft Phosphntn Soda, Rogular 8Cc, 2 Ilottlca
Load Pencils. Itcgulnr Cc, 2 for .............
Fountain Pen Ink, Hcgular 25c, 2 for .. ,
Compound Cathartic Plllit. IlcKUlar 30c, 2 for ...
High Grade Linen Stationery
21 shoots llnnn finish papor, 31 onvolopoa, Rogular Cf
prlcn per box COc 3 boxoa ........ ............... O A C
Huhhor Moves, I l'alr 76c, 2 l'alra
Writing Talilnta, Hrgular 30c, (Jrmlo, 2 for ...
Springs Haraaparllla, Regular . $1.25, 2 'tor -.
Tooth yclio Drops, Regular 30, 2 for ...................
Eczema Olntmont, Hcgular 60r, 2 for ......
Muatard Olntmont, Hcgular 3Cc, 2 for ...........
Nyala Headachn Talilnta, Regular 30c, 2 for
Rice Powder, Flesh or While, Regular 25c. 2
Nyalu Liver Salla, Itogular 3Cc, 2 for
Nylotla Hand Lotion, Regular 40c, 2 for
Vlnlot Ammonia, Regular 40c, 2 for
Krocklo Cream, Hcgular 60c, 2 for ...................
for
UNDERWOOD'S "Ono Cent
Hnlo" in designed to Klvo to our
customer noma rcuinrluililn bar
Knlna on dorcna of different Items
Hint wo bundle.
In brief tlm plan I this: Wo aril,
you iui artlclo at ttio rejrular prlco
and lro you tlio opportunity of
buying iinolbur one at tlio prlco
of ONE CKNT.
Thu wo offer )ou n two quart
hot water ba for 91.75 but If you
ulah to add ONE CKNT more wo
will acll you two of those bag.
Tli Id aalo la held partly at an ad
vertising affair a dcslro to get ac
quainted with new cuatoineni, and
partly to reduce our largo stock.
Wo offer nothing but high grado
good .and you Ret Uio aamo qual
Ity aa alwaya, hue at a remark
ablo saving.
took orcr tha llcnu. Tlicro nro
probably a dtiurn that )ou aru
ualng every ilny In the year. It
will pay J on In nritlrlpatn mr
nnntN, for the tin.iig six month.
yaa
S
A two quart high
grado wator hottlo
which notla regularly
for 31.7B. at Under
wood'a ONI! t'KXT
.HALE you can buy a
tcrond nno for OXIJ
CKXT.
It V 'tZZt! illi
TWO FOK
$1.76
A two quart fountain
lyrlngo which soils
regularly at $2.oo
it Undcrwood'a ONE
t'KXT KALi: ynti can
suy a Rccond ono for
O.NK CKXT.
rWO I'Olt
$2.01
SPECIAL
Water Hottlo
Fountain Syrlngo
i
Ono of each for
.$1.76.
$2.00
$1.99
PRICKS IK) XtT INCLUDE WAR TAX
Aaplrln TablotH, Hcgular 1 Dozon 20, 2 Dozen ZlC
Laxatlvo Cold Tablets, Jlcgular 30c, 2 Packages ....-..-' olC
Carbolic Halve, Hcgular 2Gc, 2 Dozes ....... ..........!T. ...... aOC
Syrup Hypophospbltcs, Hcgular SI. CO, 2 Ilottlca ................' AOl
Powdered Iloraz, Hcgular 10c, 2 Packages ...j................. .i.J.
Fig Syrup, Hogular COc, 2 Dottles ...... ...... 5lC
Wild Chorry Cough Syrup, Regular 3Cc, 2 Dottles ........ -OOC
Nyals Llrer Pills, Regular 30o 2 Dottles ... -........... JlC
Nylotla Talcum, Regular 3Cc, 2 Dozen ....-.......... ..... ODC
Hand Scrubs, Regular 20c, 2 Druabcs . ............ 2lC
Powder Puffs, Regular lCc, 2 for -............ IOC
Dcauty Dalm, Regular 60c, 2 Dottles .... -........" - OIC
Daby Talcum, Hcgular 35c, 2 for ..................................... OOC
Quinine and Sage Hair Tonic
A roinody for dandruff and falling hair, regular prlco TJ
7Gc, per bottlo, 2 bottlca ...
Whlto Mineral Oil, 1 Pint $1.00, 2 Plnta
Linen Finish Paper, 1 X'ound SOc, 2 for
Envelope, IGo Per Packago, 2 Packages
Nydenta Tooth, Pasto, Regular COc, 2 for
Whlto Pine Cough 8yrup, Regular 3Cc, 2 for .....
Aromatic Castor Oil, Regular COc, 2 Dottles ...
Nyals Porous Plasters, Regular 25c,' 2 for .....
Liquid Tar Shampoo, Regular COc, 2 Dottles ..
Electric Llrilment, Regular COc, 2 Dottles
Perfumed Bath Salts, Regular COc, 2 Cans ...
Sugar Of Milk, Regular 8Cc, 2 for ...
bronchial Tablets, Regular 2Cc, 2 for -...
Sale Ends Saturday, April 23rd at, 10 P. M.
One Cent
Sale
Saves You Money
Underwood Phan jfv
W v KLAMATH FALLS OREGON wh
I PURITY I
WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE
BUY THEIR DRUGS
lACCUPACVl
One Cent
Sale
Saves You Money
,' The Office Cat
mlBr
I A follor'a position tn this world
I makes n wondorful lot of difference
An ox-brlcklayer, whoso social stand
ing was nil a fow yoara ago, bo
camo u chlropructor, and now ho'a
got a placo on tlio top layer of aocl
oty In hla tiomo town.
UY JUN1UU
tho
ALL AVIlOXtl
Tho follor aoomod dlsmnyod
Am ho atood thoro and surveyed
Somo bits of brokon bottlo on
Walk;
From hla oyo ho bruahod n toar, ,
So wo undertook to choor'
Ilia gloomy lioart with cjitlmlstlo
talk.
"Frlond, thcro Is no uso to cry
Ovor split milk wlpo your oyo,"
Wo told him, but tho poor man only
sighed:
What you say la very true,
It's a foolish thing to do
nut Is wasn't milk my dear air," ho
ropllod.
Who Is tho guy IIorplcldoT nska a
render, (lash, wo thought ovorybody
know that guy. IIq'b tho Qod of Snv
Ing.
To Wiiom It May Concern:
Although wo dlscovarod an ad In
a Yroka papor today stating that
"Womnn'a walsta half off,'' ,wo havo
doclded to pans It up.
Hut, If you boo. an nrtlclo In tho
Yroka papora about a crowd of men
gathering In front of a cortaln de
partment store, you'll undorataud,
that'a njl.
Choor upl You don't havo to
worry about your Incoino tux for an
other year.
When alio ronchos tho point whoro
aha begins to hodfto about hor ago,
thon Ha sorlous for any woman.
GET AX EYE PULL
Some of thoso pious lookjng fel
lows don't moan aa much aa thoy
pret'end to moan, In their argument
about low necka and short skirts.
You will always notlco thnt thoy nro
clone enough to got nn oyo full.
Harry M. Lynch, In tho Kokomo,
Ind., Trlbuno, cxulta thus:
Motor cara aro coming down,
Coming down, coming down;
Motor cara aro coming down,
My fair lady!
Now ho'a got ua doln' It;
Wju'll buy a Id and kcop to tho
right,
Keep to tho right, Kcop to tho fight;
Wo'll buy a 4d and keep to tho
right,
Kcop to tho right, Kcop to tho fight;
Wo'll buy n 4d and kcop to the
right.
Wo'll Join tho fltvvortng army.
WEATHEIV RECORD
Haroaftor Tho Herald will publish
the mean and maximum tcrapora
tures and precipitation rocord as tak
en by tho U. S. Reclamation servlca
tatlon. Publication will cover tho
day provlous to tho paper's Isjuo, up
to C o'clock of tho day.
Precipitation
Wo agrco with Tom Wattora that
tho greatest need of tho world to
day Is humility. Honco, whenever wo
feel oursolt growing n hit cocky ovor
our colyumlstlo prowess "wo ahoot
ono of our genus to a competitor
who chucks It Into tho nsh can, thus
restoring our equilibrium.
Tho avorago mnu fools If thoro la
any aldostopplng dono In Iris family
ho Is tho ono to do It.
Nowadays whon you hoar two mon
conferring In stage whlspors, about
a caso, It'a a consorvatlvo wager
that they don't mean a lawsuit.
A box of Headarho tablets one
rolnt. VMIERWOOD'S OXE CKXT
.SALE. ' " "
Apr. 4
Apr. G.......
Apr. 6
Apr. 7
Apr. 8
Apr. 9
Apr. 10
Apr. 11
Apr. 12
Apr. 13
Apr 14
Apr. 15
April 10
April 19 :..
Max.
43
GO
r.i
61
cs
66
66
61
58
53
CO
1G
. 57
. 52
Mln.
, 23
23
23
19
33
36
42
3G
34
no
17
G2
31
37
Tho monoy that Amorlcan women I Every Saturday afternoon at tho
American post in oanioa, iuu um
prisoners nro granted parole until six
a. ra. Monday, Many of tho prisoners
spend tholr wook end visiting relatives.
spond on Jewelry, feminine foiblos
and boautlflcrs In general during ono
year would pay olthor half tho Inter
est on tho national dobt or tho entlro
appropriation for tho Navy. Includ
ing now ship construction.
Ono alr rubbon rIovA ono cent.
UNDERWOOD'S ONE-CENT HALE.
Hhvo you iiocn Kelley today?
Hottlo of SliAvhig Lotion ono cent
UNDERWOOD'S ONE CENT SALE.
4
21
Swansen's Barber Shop
626 MAIN ST.
Will bo opon until 7 p. ni. attor
April 18, 1921 '
' J. E. SWANSEN
PAINTING
Practical painting, gliding, bronr
Ing, ' enarafelnlK, kixlsomlnlng, wall
paper cloanlng and general con
tracting. II. C. TUT1IILL
Phono 183 G2C Oak St.
KIRK-KLAMATH FALLS
STAGE LINE
Stage leaves The Smoke daily
at 2 p. m,. and the Central Hotel a
few.nfinute .later. We use a large,
easy riding, comfortable' automo
bile, in thorough repair.
Stage leaves Kirk at 8 a. m.
daily. Tickets $3 each way; round
trip $5.50. Phone your reservations.
Central Hotel 155-W, Th,e Smoke 175
4t ,,'
A