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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 19, 1921)
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON I'AOH irouil TtjKsnAy, vu'nitj n, .tnsi SHE The Office Cat TURK "wftW -- IJV JUNItt GENSORED RY AAWWWVWVWWMWWWWVWWMVVWAAAA rLASSIFIEDADVERTISENENTS TH CONSTANTINO l'LE, Ai. 11) Tho task ot editing n local newspaper Is oxactly four times mens difficult than In mi American city, for hero thcro nro Turkish, Ilrltlsh, French and Italian censors. A paper horo nftor tho censors havo finished with" It, sometimes bears llttlo resemblance to what tho euuor inicnucu. Here nro gathered hoiiio 20 m- I tlonnlltles, and each requiring an VSASAMVAVAWWWWWVSWWWWWMVMWVW WANTED MISCELLANEOUS LOST lletweon Conloy'a plnco and Klamath Agency, -vhoro Crooked crock crossed main roadi 1 Hardy Hros. reel and tapored lino. Klnrtor please leave at llrndloy-Evans Shoo Co. and rocolvo reward. 18-19 FOR SALE Uy owner, G-room limine, modern, nn nnvnmnnt. Ilnr 11. 11.. llornhl. 18-23 KHOM MV WIXIKHV Wltji Joy I.alt at my window sill T,n rnrmnn'. vM'rl lnl.rf nnH I 0Tan- T1 " "VO SOVCIl 110WS .... .V. ...-.. u . w., ....OV .w- ... (U..I- .- l- (.-HI I'ui'i'ia in iiiuir uwii luiiKuuKUH, uuti X 'Oct busy on that copy." i Soil read a lino of riot or ranklo And then look 'down at a passing i ankle And thon I ponder on what tho last Yonk'll 'Vynnt If ho ovor gots back homo. I wrlto about Ford and his libel Of some old sink who can sing tho UIblov , And thon gnio down with an Instinct t tribal On a pair of delicious shoulders. I Tho Hrelong day that's tho way It goes And I sit in tny window and look at I -tho shows, 1 envy tho firemen as I gato at tho hoso But now It Is tlmo to quit. ono printed In French; tho Armonl- nns hnvo four In tholr own language and ono In French; tho Turks havo uino dallies In their own language tho Jows hnvo-ono In French and two dallies In Spanish: tho French havo ono In tholr languago, tho commonly spoken and written language of tho Levant; and thoy also pay subsidies to sovcrnl others. Tho Ilrltlsh havo ono tho Orient Nows. Tho Arabs havo tholr organ. So do tho Persians. Likewise tho litis Strango peoples from other lauds slans, nntl nnd pro' Holshovlk. havo their little sheets. Tho Ameri cans print a magazine of business and a weekly, 'tho Far Seas, printed by tho United States navy. Tho Ital ians used to havo "tholr organ, and soon will have It again. Tho Greek Patriarch has his. Thero Is also In French tho wcokly bulletin ot tho Vatican's, Apostolic Vicar. tit Is an easy .matter to print a paper In English "or "French. How ovor, consider "that tho JowTsh paper Is printed In Hebrew totters but In tho Spanish languago, also that tho Turkish .languago requires four kinds ot typo and has 90 loiters' to Its alphabet. Tho Arab languago Is a good, deal like tho Turkish, except that Is Is dlftcront in accent marks, and tho same may bo said of tho For alan. Now put four censors, each of a different political opinion, onto tho Job of eliminating tho undesirable part of theso nowspapers, mix with threo or four Interpreters to ench censor, so ho will know what It Is all about and. the result Is & distracted lot of editors who print tho news when.. they may. Tho editors claim they often are obliged, to print their paper four times over Dcioro issuing u. aa this country ot sunshine nnd racial heat Is also the land ot exaggeration, thov mar. not set ud their naocrs as But In order to play sate, we'll risk y .. ... But thelr prntors' bills Frod-iroustoa.saya that it is hard to-telkwhen-hoeeeea-young. lady with bobbed hair whether aho has Just recovered from typhoid .fovor or merely trying to keop Up' with' tho style. Trot Out Ou? Candidates It has been said that the busiest thing In. tho.worldls a one-eyed man at a three-ring .circus. For socond honors wo nominate, a tongue-tied woman n't a. chatter par ty. Arc thero any further nominations before we begin balloting? ""Criticism doesn't hurt anybody. Nor does rid leulo rfor that matter; What has been more abused than the fllwer? and yot everybodyknowi. that it koeps going. KInda seems 'like We -pulled that once before. " ' 5 tin, . It again. Father wishes for'somo ono to In vent a community lawnmower. A woman often-goea shopping and forgets to tako any-monoy with hor. nut sho never goon shopping and forgets -to take-her pocketbook -with her. v . "ifainbo unklnanhlngs wlilchTiavo beeir MleV'aWmt" the" : Herald 'were printed on'arslnslOyf,trlp of paper eight inches wide, "said strlp'wbuld gtrdle'th'o'glbbo'threo times and ono half. :"" " " An'd'lneiaeritally would bring jjulto a tidy sum it sold for papor. aro heavy and wthout racial pride to call forth supporting money, the papers would, many of them, coase to bo published. Most of them do. CI A box" of Headache; tablet ono eclnt. UNDKIWQOD'S ONE CENT SALE. 'ANTEl (Inrmonts to clean nnd press, Hollaing itnd alteration)). O. K. SparkB, 80S Main. Phono RS2W. 15-21 WANTED To buy, modem houso. Not less thnn four lied rooms. 80 acres to rent minor ditch. Advertisements of a kind ap proaching our modern Ideas wore- In viigun In nuclnnt Home, tirooco rtmi Kuyitt. Hnvo You Heen Kelley today? . Chicago In to hnvn n Chinese cafn- fori a. ' i m I... Ono liotllo Klectrlo Idninmit -mti rent. UNDKRWOOD'H ONI CENT HALK. llest buy on Main St. 28 good brick building, tine 118,000 tortus. .1. I MAUU1HE 7M Main St. x tan rt. location. in.it FOIt SALE 3 room plnstored house, uatu and toilet, largo lot, wood- Itlinit Jlllil flllnlftm Inula.. 1'iirl mail Halnnco $-5.00 per mo. Inquire 1)., No ml K. K. K. storo ur phono G4CJ. 18-20 i FOK s-'ALK 0 head of good work i homca mid one 3 yr. old colt. 1). I Cloorgu on tho old Ky Taylor! place, Keno road. 18-30 FOK SAL13 Oakland hIx rnndstor, nlso small 'VVostlnghouso Klectrlc range, wntor heater, etc. Phone W'nuiun wants houseclennlng, of fice work nnd laundry work. 313 N. 9th St. ' 10-21 FOIt HUNT Threo room furnished houso, with outside room. Mm, Nnto Ottorholm. Phono G36-M. 18-20 WILL nUY 1. or fi room houso closo In If prlco Is ronsonnblo. P, O. Uox 422, Klamath Falls, Ore. 18-19 FOIt BALK 1 1917 Ulllck six, $900. Kwanmi Motors Co. 123 Ith St. H-20 FOU SALK 5 room houso with 2 screened tu porches, hot nnd cold water, furniture, 2 lots ench no x 18.2, garngu, woodhouso, chicken house, barn, chickens and cow. Placo fenced woven wlro. Prlco $3700. I, SOS Johnston Ave. 13-19 Wo havo lots nicely located for sale cheap. Parks, Union Tnxt Co. 18-19 SKK UNION TAXI CO. for cars. Phono -t2lvj. 1S-19 LOCK11NO. TRAMS for rent Post of- flco Ilox 122, Klamath Falls. Oro. f 18.19' FOIt SALIC flood paying laundry luminous. Will Htnnd Investigation. Inqulro Herald office, Ilox F. F. 13-19 FOIt ItKNT Front sleeping room, with bath. r22 Klamath avenue. 1S-21 FOIt SALK Now Kdlson Phono- graph senrccly used with C rocords. Prlco $SS.O0. Phono 444. 1C-20 Used Standard Phonographs, lib eral reductions, lower torms. Karl Shophcrd Co. 807 Main St. 12tf Hnvo Yott Seen Krllry today'.' Used Pianos, reasonable prtres nnd lowest ot terms. Karl Shepherd Co. lltf FOR SALi: Dodge car, Shasta Auto Top Co. 15-20 FOIt SALR 100 ucro ranch. I miles from Merrill oil well being drill ed within 1 1-2 miles from placo. In qulro 738 California Avo. ltM9 SITUATION WANTKD As band saw flier's helper In or around Kla- mnth Falls. Address II. P. M. Herald office. 16-19 Have Yim Scon Kclley tixluy'.' Ono Seven Pnssongor Hudson, guar anteed A-l mechanical condition, 4 now tiros, Ono 1920 Chandler Dispatch looks llko new, guaranteed. 1IUICK HALKS & SKHVICK IMione 170W O-tf FOU SALl-Tlmbiir. choap If lakon soon Address "Timber"- Herald. 31 SOCIETY PRINTING i Must be correct in form, style and quality-' Newest in calling cards, paneled and plain, wedding stationery, birth announcements and invitations. W. 0. SMITH PRINTING CO. Phone 93. 119 S. Fourth Street. KIRK-KLAMATH FALLS STAGE LINE IX DRESSMAKING - First-class work t guaranteed. Mrs. Jefferson, Nn. 2. X ' I Main St. 11-23 FOR SALIC Nearly comploted six ,, ,." ',. ,. ,, "". room house and two largo lot- lou Scl' Kc,k, ,0,,"J will tako Ford truck or touring car . as part payment. 1958 Oropon Avo. spring is coming on nnit you navi, 1C-20 lino nouso clearing uug. tau, i uuvu got It. too; let's get togomnr. i; A fnnr rnnm f,irnl.l,n,l ImM.n llh ' PKHKINH FUUMTUIin HOUBK n large garden spot for rent. Phono "Tlu I-'untlslicr of Happy Humr" 223M. 1B.13 17tf Respectable young man wants board and room In prlvnto family, closo In and reasonable. J. Demuth, "entral Hotel. . 10-19 CITY OAllbAOE When yon want garbago removed call 10F-23. FANCY ONIONS Mild and , sweet: , Klamath friends! cat them, health ful, nutritious! 300 sacks mlsshlur ned.. At sacrifice: $1.40 big sack. Small quantities. Come, tend, phono, , write. Jns. Rratton. 127 N. 4th St.' Phone 190W. 16-22 ' Tell your troubles In tho Furnlturo lino to PERKINS "THE FURNISH ER OF HAPPY HOMES." 17tf Spring Is coming on and you bavo tho houso clearing but. Well, I have got It too- Lot's get together. PERKINS FURNITURE HOUSE "Tho FurnUher of Happy Iloaten" Stage leaves The Smoke daily at 2 p. m. and the Central Hotel a few minutes later. We use a large, easy riding, comfortable automo bile, in thorough repair. Stage leaves Kirk at 8 a. m. daily. Tickets $3 each way; round trip $5.50. Phone your reservations. J Central Hotel 155-W, The Smoke 175 i4'M'M'-'W1-4t .'There is something wrong with tho fellow whoso heart doesn'teiU a llttlo faster about this time' of tho year. aqaltnQKwiotbcrtofcoJ flattered. or..otfondcd.when..8opobody. slips iii'a' sqVtb " with theYemnrk: "Here's a good ono for your column." And then find upon examination that ltV ono wo ran two' or throo wcoka back. TOHACCOCURE KILLH I'ORSIKR LAKH CO. MAX Word has been received at Lako vlcw'thafClydo Cllp'plngcr, a former "resident" of Lake county, had died at Walla Walla, "Wash. Death follow ed a long Illness which resulted from iaking a tobacco cure. Mr. Cllpplngor undertook to euro himself ot tho to bacco habit, and tho medlclno he used brought on acute indigestion, which developed into meningitis. -, o A KJt of fact' powder ono cent. UNDERWOOD'H ONK CENT KALE. Have You Seen Keller today? :: ; ; LORELLA LOOAIN r ' Farmers aro busy those days' 'fin ishing their spring seoding. Tho ground is in oxcellont condition and good crops aro expected this year. Mrs. Gus. Keller rocolvod by parcel post ono thousand day-old chicks this week. They aro tho White Leghorn yariety. Langell Valley will soon be noted tor chickens, as well as other thlpgs. Fi. , jyhooplng cough Is'qulto prevalent among the children of the neighbor hood. Oscar-Campbell's baby daugh ter; JIs ono of tho latest victims. M. T. Prince is threshing his last year's oat crop this" woek". On ac count of the B'formy weather last fallbo was unable to got it tbrosbod then. Mrs. C. Keller whohas boen spend ing tho wfntorTn LangclI"Va1I6y with 'l.A- h .nfllCntf lira' tn It A t 1Amn In Portland next wook. Tho Ladles' Aid Society will meet Thursday afternoon with Mrs. Will Campbell. Tho PIo Social glvon in Fordnoy's hall by tho Ladles' Aid Society was a BUCC08H and notted a neat llttlo sunf.N ' ' " : Tho llard Times Danco, hold In Fordnoy'a hall tho ovo of April 8th, wag a great success. Tha'dancoa havo becomo a regular 'foaturo In tho val ley and nro given qvcry. two, weoks. ,MIg ,yiolot,qalo, who lanttcndlng the Sacred Heart Academy In tho Falls, 'attended ihe Hard Times par ty Friday ovo. Hor mothor. took her "back to school tho fdllowlng Sunday. Mr. C. Conley, who has boon luld up all winter with Job's comforters, Is expected to ho ihTon tho road to ro covory. Ho has had'a' hard slcgo of It this winter. Mr. and Mrs. Cecil Conley havo gono to Merrill for' tho summor. Mr. Conley has work on tho Irrigation project thero. GLASS OF SALTS CLEANS KIDNEYS If Your Hack Hurts or niaddcr HolJiers You, drink Lota of Water. When your kidneys hurt and your back feels soro, don't get scared and proceed to load your stomach with a lot of drugs that exclto tho kldnoys nnd Irritato tho cntlro urinary tract. Kcop your kidneys clean llko you koop your bowels cloan, by flushing thorn with a mild, harmless salts which romoveg tho body's urinous waato and stimulates them to tholr. normal activity. Tho function of tho kidneys Is to filter tho blood. In 24 hours thoy strain from It GOO grains of acid and wasto, so wo can read ily understand the vital Importanco of keeping tho kidneys aetlvo. Drink lots of water you can't drink too much; also got from any pharmacist about tour ounces of Jad Salts;' tako a tablcspoontul in a glass of water before broakfast each morn ing 'tor a few days and your kldnoys will act flno. This famous salts Is mado from tho acid of grapes and lemon juice, combined with lltbla, and has bcon used for generations A tubo of Hluivlnjr Cream one cent. UNDERWOOD'S ONE.CB.VT SALE. A GROUND HOG CASE You've got tho monoy; I'vo got tho furniture. Let a swap. PERKINH l'UltNITUHE HOUSE "The Furnisher of Happy Hom," 17tf A Mtvdir puff fur ono tnl. UN DKItWOOIVH ONIM'E.NT BALE. Itsaromaand fine flavor always pleases discriminating tastes ..MASQUERADE DANCE.. ;; I SCANDINAVIAN HALL WEDNESDAY NIGHT PRIZES FOR THE BEST COSTUMES Everybody Invited -,. Good Music "T TTTTlTTTTTyTTTyTTTllTrltlT'TTTllTTyl8lTllTlTTTT CIGAR STAND all kinds of tobacco O P E N A L L N I G H "",V The ' CENTRAL HOTEL GUY GARRETT, Mgr. rtMM ttjs-w Steam Heated RATES: Transient $1.00, up Weekly 5.00, up o p E N A L L N I G H NEWSSTAND all the latest news i "THRIFT" IS THE WAY TO FI NANCIAL INDEPENDENCE START NOW UNION SAVINGS AND LOAN ASSOCIATION FIRST STATE & SAVINGS DANK DL'DO. Phono ,660-W. ' H. B. WOOD K Local Manager Lawn and Garden Seed Murphey s Seed Store L ,nsi PHONE 87 124 So. Sixth St. f