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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 7, 1921)
.rAn.EtisA THUIMDAV, . AI'lllb 7, 1021. Children Aplenty, But" Not His Own The Office ,Cat G. E. WstiBUN Chhtractbr and Builder Construction Work ot any kind. No Job too largo or too small. Estimates turnlshod froo of charge. PIIONK 7-J DR. F. R. GODDARD Osteopathic PhyBlcian and Surgeon I Office, and Rqsidonco ! Phones 321 , ' I. 0. 0. F. TompYe E. D. LAMB I'HTHICIAN AND HCIU1BON THE EVENING HEiRXfo); KlXmATH FAtLS, 6WeGON jPaaaKft K .. .i7aiJSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSsr.ilSSSSSSSSSSSSSB '7 A Close Observer1 Charllo McCutchan. traveling rep resentative of the Standard OH Co., and a cloto observer of , conditions existing In both tbe city and county, both of which comprfeo his terri tory, says that ho Believe s that tho lure ot the hose In the city drives men from the hoes fa tho country. In Days Gome Cty Husband on tho pores at 11:50 p. m. trying to tlnd tho key hale: "Hlo, Stunny bora whon I hlc Utt." "Wlfey from hallway: "'Is that you Henry!" Henry "Hlc, yos--wui yo cxpocU In' iomo one else!" " ; f Lady In Mondale thenter: "Say. Mr. White, Is that spoony young . couplo up thcro In tho front seat marrjed?" j "Ted" "Yes. laay, wit not to ; each other." xAKanios City boy .was. arrestod .while stealing a car.. The Judge has decided to give him another chance Speaking of miracles, Cot's wlfo was turned Into a pillar of salt be cause she looked backward; wouldn't I It be awful If the same thing hap-' pened to some of tho fresh mashers here In, Klamath Fnjls who stop and look back every time they pass ono ot tbe fair sex wearing a short skirt? Disappointed ., In tbe window of a Clsh market, we read: "If it swims, we havo It." but they didn't. We wont In to order a Sennett bathing girl. In ifflfiarttimnl i(nM nrl wn rtMirf half off on Ladles' Dresses on second" loor," "Went up to malm sure, but they weren't In the' paper wo read;.'Auto aklda; atrlkes lady in safety zone." Anyone (who knows women can tell yon that (the "Safety zone" Is miles away from them. Wull, Mebbjr TU "iVe paradoxal, Is it not," Said Uncle Abner Skittle. "That a woman kin talk such an aw ful lot An' say such an awful little?" Some people always think of a tin can tied to a dog's tail as a symbol of Willie Bryan's relations to his par ty. ( ; i "Though bis bark may be worse than his bite, we'd rather see tho pup wag his tall," says Jimmy Ryan. j A French statistician demonstrates that the blond type will be extinct In 300Jyears.-That will mako dying: oas ler In 2220. ., I t Elr Walter R.alelgh thr(ew his coat asked If ho could purchaso tho lot down in tbe mpd for, a lady to. walk ters ono at a tlmp. upon. Times have changed. Now-a-j days when a woman gets off a car Have You Seen Kelly today? PAINT By Machinery & i Let -me paint or apray your Darns, Fonces, Cellars, Houses, Garagen, Warehouses, Roofs, any large surfaces. I am prepared to do white washing, cbld water paint ing and oil painting. i .MM. I can save you money. At least let mo figure on your job. ! " ihop-Cor, NSnUTAd Klamatn PnSne 28ift R 3l I F::BKflHp''Hj " "V. m" JUA 11 ?. . . A VfclV .. : L 3W IMmM7nAVMHJJMtiiUI Thaso pictures show Mr. and Mrs. P Q. A. 8outh d( Atlanta, Oa and six of tbo 11 ohllarea whom Mrs. South obtalnod from foundlings' homes nd "presented" to her husband as tholr own. The triplets shown with Mrs. South, camo New Year Day. Now Mrs. South has confessed that neither these nor tbelr cleat older children were her owa. backwards and falls on her head the bMt Bno Botg ,,tho caumo BB8j0. it Is hard enough to say tho right thing nt tho right time, but it's still moro difficult to wrlto tho right thing on tho right line of the Income tax blank. The drop In prlco ot calico docs not interest tho girls much, but they are profoundly stirred by tho nows that fur coats havo come down from S700'to $598.00. Tho profiteering ago accomplish ed ono roform. It disposed ot that extra annoying yard ot cloth In tho tall ot a shirt. Announcement by tbo treasury de partment that everybody in tho coun try had 169.12 must make Undo John Rockefeller laugh. PUBLICITY HELPS i MRS. FLORENCE PIERCE Mrs. Florence Plorco l tho wf of D. J. Plorco. editor of tho Good hue, Minn., Entorprlso. She de feated J A. Catranaucb, tvini.-er. In tho race for mayor' when hubby's paper suportca her Slin ' Is the flrsl mavr'iit In Mini-.M A negro minister, offered a D. D degreo on paymont of cortaln fees, 1 4.. VT -!' fv y 7 tio jtj i wi-- r i ALGOMA XUWS Tho 100-horsepower motor, that wm rUn tho rock crusher la In placo ready to recelvo tho Julco which Is expected some tlmo this week. An extra forco of men are rushing the work ut tho box factory prelim inary to Installing tlio oloctrlclty, which will bo done as soon as tho motors arrive. , On Wednesday ovenlng, Mr. and Mrs. Fanchcr and littlo daughtor, Mr. and Mrs. Frod Hagclitoln, Mr. and Mrs. Martin anil littlo son attondod tho peanut social at tho resldenca ot John E. Walker. Tho ovant, being In honor of his S9th birthday. Grading lino begun again on tho road. ' Tho repairs on th saw mill nro all complotcd nnd It In ready to start when tho domand for lumber justi fies It. Bcof cattle sold hero at 4 cents n pound on tho licof. In tho Ilotual district ot India thcro Is a -quaint marrlago custom. Tho brldo and bridegroom go to tho river to worship Qbatola, tho god ot MINERAL BATHS Dr. Hand IngvrsoU Hawley I k Chiropractic Physldaa rirst National Bank Bnitdlng Batrance, Room I ABUULND, OREOOlf ! f Outbursts of Everett True By Condon UOvJ. HtStOR. TRUC, 1 5ITIONJ UAMT YOO TO GO IN ON MTH fHtS. I've- takcw ooite a Hkimg to ov, ano I'm QOIKS XO S5s THAT GROUMTJ FCOOR 'CVO I'M. GOtNQ.. TO Scei fc1 That toi) Qst out ov tie fe -..-.---.-.-.-- river crossings. On tholr way tho bridegroom runs nttor tho brldo, beating hor with a thin stick, but on the way back tho brldo boats tho bridegroom, saying, "All my llfo you will you.1 beat mo; today I shall boat Havo You Hern Kelly today? Klamath Lodge No. 137 I. O. O. F. Moots Friday night of each wcnk at I. O. O. V. ball. Rth and Malnistruutx II. II. Oglo .. N. (5. Chns. Nuwmii!) V. 0. (!. II. Manguu Rocy. V. D. Cofor ................ Troas. KNCAJlt'MKNT J. II. Houston C. I. H. V. Ilrown ................ . 8, W. L. J. McCluro ....Bcrlle K. J. Mayor ........Trossurer EX-SERVICE MKX. ATTENTION I Klamath Post No. 8, Amorlcan Legion meets at tho City Hall on tho first and third Tuesdays ot each month. Ex-scrvlco men nro invltod to at tend tho meetings. For mcmborshlp cards or Informa tion ox-sorvlco men aro requested to scu or wrlto tho following efficers: J. II. Carnahan, Commander. Roy N. Fouch, Post Adjutant. For rellof of employment see or wrlto tho Chairman of The Relief and Employment Commtttoo, Francis Olds, caxo Lakeside Lumber com pany. MWC -AW OIL Propo. 'tou G.OT IhJ ONl THCP t- .j. ,-j - -J . "r WILL Tnko out Cellar or Fill In LoU CON MURPHY U17 Mortimer Ut. Let Your GLASS trouble be Mine C. E. STUCKEY . Re-Glazing and Cabinet Making Phone 477W Eleventh and Pine HOUSE MOVING Having bought the moving outfit of True & Failing, we are now prepared to move houses or dther heavy articles. Washburn & Houston 1MIO.NK 400-It Household Furniture 0001)3 OF ALL KINDS OUH PRICKS RIGHT Wo Iluy, Soil and Bxchango. Cor. Sixth and Klamath Ave. DICK'H A CO. Klamath Dye Works Phone 408 lll'lt CI.IUM.Mi, PIIKHHINO AV uki-aihim; will m.kji: vouk C1THI LOOK LIKE NEW , y ll . irt-lil t 11tli . I Good Called for and Dollvrrt-O IHI aCaln Htrtt KUinallt I'al NEW CITY LAUNDRY FINISHED WORK FLAT WORK ROUGH DRY "Put Your Dud In Our SucU" PHONE 154 Corner Main and Congei i LET UH DO YOUR COLLKOTINO I A number of business houses aro 1 saving tho time of their bookkeepers and Individual collectors by letting us collect tholr monthly bills. It Is the modorn method. It cuts down your overboad. Get your bills ready and wo will do tho rest, MRS. T. H. JOLLY ..6th and Main Over Sugarman'a store. Phone SIOW Klamath Fall Cyclery Wo aro boro to serve ygn, ano aim to sorvo you right. Motorcycle) and tllcyclos. Parts and Acessoriea Tiros and Tubos, that will stanr your inspection, aa we carry tbi best In our lino. Repair shop li connoctlon With Harloy-Davldsoi Service. Phone 278 1010 Main Bt. . .Klamath Pall- O. K. IIIHMAIIK Klamath Falls Plumb- j T irig & Heating; Cti. 1170 MAIN BT. PHONK 548-W BEAUTY PAkLOR Shampooing, marcellng, massag ing, manicuring. For appointments, phono 386, Whlto Pelican Hotel. PELICAN DAY DCS Fare 2Gc each way -. Leaves Rez Cafo Loaves Pelican City 7:46 a. m. 8:00. a.m. 12:40 p. m. 1:00 p. m. 6:00 p. m, .-. .6:30 p. m. Ilockard Rent ftervloe Phono 77 26-tf iffimul uafcv ''iT"ted?fa. wf& tutim " ie frfy?rt -Vr - V uiinnwu ib iiaao ruytag . -f- Czpert of Uaay Xisafa' MBS. OSBOKN Rooms 1 and i White BaRdlng L. D. Gass, M. p'. KYK, KA'll, NOHK AND TIIIIOAT GLAHHKH FUIINIHIUJD Warren Hunt Hospital l'liono 407 lira. Whlto IVIIcau Hotel. Phone 0 DR. a A. MASSEY Poarth' ud Itae site. In Warren Hunt Hospital Off. Phone 497 Res. Phont MM umiih ii DR. T. C CAMPBELL PHYH1CTAN AND HUHOBOV L O. O. r. BsUldiat Resldenea-r-WhlU Pelieao Hotal Residence Phone I. DR. L. L TRUAX WAHIUCN HUNT HOfll'ITAL Day Phone, 407 Night Pboae, Mt mWWitjmimtmim OfflM.Phqne 177W Res 177B Dr. H. D. Lloyd Stewart rbriJcUn ana Hunreo WhH llatldlnf , mimiiD rain urvgou, 00i0m0000m006im P'fMAfMMUsMsatMsi DEpITS Or. E.Gu WiMcarrar phoitb as4 it "Dr. P. M. Nol pfloim 4 Ov raWUrwoosPe devoaUi M Mala mimrA0m00 UK. U. A. SAMBO Dantiat L O. O. r. Balldtaf PHONK 1 I WMAaiWMMMW CHIROPRACTORS DRS. MALLETT AND MALLETT OFnCK OVKB UNDKRWOODt Phooe 5M4. Bereata.A Mala HAW MUX KNGINKKIUNO A CONSTRUCTION CO. pdatcxtera and bulldera of, moty era ,mh pills, planing ,nllls aaa boi plant. Dredging, Pile dHviag. Phone 4o-W Office Comer Hprlpg and Oak Near H. P. Depot FRED WESTERFELD DICNTIAT Phone 4S4W. X-Ray Laboratory LoosbU BJdc., Klaaaatli rails Excavating Teajriing Let. ua make you a price on dlg l".." ffl?nt,1.6r otker.u. cavatlnr you..contemnlata. w i.n do team work of every description. Phone 426-J J. O. OLUGiiORN , crviTojgajR SJfiS BURVBYOR TmmiiM,' imab'.iM Phone MJJ 13S B. rIVom L'yf tfteJrt&QT cktfOPRXCTOR" tr. Lois O. Bridges Over Plwt Btato and Saving Dank Phone 17W i Apt. 9, Belau Ayto, Suite 106 - Phono 108-J