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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (April 6, 1921)
I ' I, WEDNESDAY AriUIi 0, 1031 THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON l'AOn TWO The Evening Herald Wo of ton wonder If catholic ilnno ', 1 1 tng would still bo ns popular If the ;" .. . . dansouso wore a mncklntosh ami nrc- R J, MClftlAV. Editor I .ie. I PRICI) KOULK City Editor ,"'"' Published dally except Sunday, by I Y"T ,nB0 t,lm "ntoptolnmont. The Herald Publishing Company of 'Wj' ono reel of about a tl.ous Klamath Knlls, at 110 Eighth Street. ! nml ,fc,1' T1,(,,ro ,9 moro llm" tl,at much footngo In kisses uouadiit Obregon Receives First Envoy Entered nt the postottlec at Kin-1 mnth Falls, Ore, for transmission ' through tho malls n second-class ' nutter. member of Tin; press. . Tho Associated 1'rosa Is exclusively entitled to tho uso for republication . of all news dispatches credited to It, or not othcrwlso crodltcd In this I paper, and also tho local pons pub- Usher herein. , "wny, Mary," sho said, "my own daughter dnosu't send six blouses a weok to tho laundry." ' "Perhaps sho don't," replied tho ASSOCIATKD sorvnnt with groat Jndlgnntlnn "And, perhaps sho don't go walking with a coal man.'' I WEDNESDAY Al'ltIL 0, HUM Cynical (The Stamford Advocate) "Ills frlonds could glvo no reason why ho should hnvo committed sut clde. Ho wa3 slnglo." The Office Cat DM fondly Did Ho Hok; IVnently Hc Irny. (Lake County find) Nowh) ! You may havo heard It before, but 'a Orcon Lino passenGor within bulg ing hip pocket lost his balance, nml 1 sat down hard when tho car lilt ono i of tho bumps on Ilohman street last I night. As ho recovered himself a loo!. of horror spread ovor his face mc thing wet was trickling down hln leg 'As ho foverlshly started an cxamlnn Itlori, ho murmured rrayorfully "Mj (od, I hopo that's blood. Money still talks, but has lost lt- reputation as a good mixer. UY JUNIUS lie Got the Spirit. Thero's a suburban homo whoso owner's principal delight Is In keep lng It splc and span. After dinner ho and a guest were smoking on tho front porch. The guest, after light ing bis cigar, throw tho burned match to tho ground. "Oh, I wouldn't do that, George," said tho host. "Why not?" asked the guest, sur prised. "It spoils tho appcaranco of a place," was tho answor. "It's just those little things that make a place look bad." Tho guest smoked his cigar In si lence for a minute. Then, without a word, ho got up from his chair, walk ed down to the road and disappeared. Ho returned in a short whllo and his host asked: "Why, where havo you beep, Georgo7" "Oh, I Just went down to spit in tho river," saldv George. Every body's.' Culturo Is gotten from books usu ally from check-books. niack faco comedians now their burnt Cork from Ireland ge rvZkkkkkkrivvJkkH ...jBkkkkkka ttSPVr' RBH AHmwI KLftktfHBBBLKJjiBLfftAfiB kSKkSRBVBVBVBVflkv VBVpVpj pppppE BVKEJHSBVBVBVBtawSVBssF-MMKP,ivBVBV pVB 'VflnSMVMVMVMWSaVBVHpMMlkVBVBW 'BKvpBBflBBBVKlLaBMBBMPBBBBT phCABHphphWKphHKIpAphpkI I Kl HP- i-,pml HAVE YOU TRIED The Doughnut Sho LATELY FOR YOUR BREAKFAST LUNCH SUPPER P 7th and Main Head Colds Started It ' Wo nil know imrsoiiit mow Hiiffor IiiK fnijn a cdilnlllutlniml dldtirdnr which had lis start from u cold In tho head It Ih not wlsn to let n cold 1 continue In tho holies Hint It will wtmr Itsulf out A little slmiilo modi ciilloii tiiknn ut tho proper time Ih i bettor. I Thy Hlinpli'Hl form of such ntmll cotton Is n small tnlilot which may bo oiislly Hwnlluwed without Incou vniilniicliiK nnyonn. Wn roconimimit llnxall l.axiitlvn Aspirin (U. 1). Co.) Cold Tablets, they contain Aspirin (U I). Co.) Acrunllliln, Aloln and Capsicum These InproiIliMitii uro most vnlu nblii In nllnylni; pain, reducing fnv.er. drying up corytu, IossiuiIhk Inflniu nuitlon, eliminating poisonous secre tions, wnVmliiR up tho stomach and shortening the duration of tho ills-ease If n cold Is not treated when tho first symtoms jihuw thomsnlves, It will froiiuontly deMilop Into moro serious complications. (let of otis a box of these Cold Tab lots today Takb thorn nrcordlliK to directions tho moment tho first symptoms appear and you will ob tain real relief We RUiiriiutep them STAR DRUG CO. Klntuntli I'MI Oron. LUCE EXTENDS SILL HOPE OE Prcsldont Obregon Is shown at tho national palaco formally receiving qunng Kltien of China, tho flrst minister to Mexico who lias presented .crvdcntiala alnco Obregon took office. " lAuxiliary Party next time r.dmlsslon will bo charged, r t f fciio )trui4'i'MB ill uti uuiiuiuu iu a lunu t.n JOy able Attairta- disabled sorvlco men. m t A Week's Experience. The year had gloomly begun For Willie Weeks, a poor man's Sun. Ho was besot with bill and dun, And he had very little Mon. "This cash," be said, "it won't "pay Tues." A bright thought struck him, and he said, "The Rich Miss Goldrocks I will Wed." Out when ho paid his court to hor, Bbe lisped but firmly said, "No Thur." "Alas," said he, "then I must die!" His soul went whore ihoy say souls Fr'l. They found his gloves and coat and bat, i And the coroner then upon him Sat. Southern Bulletin Not Disconcerted One evening she said to him: "I've got something on my mind, Joo, that I hardly know how to tell you." "Js that so?" said Joe, his eyes widening. "I'm afraid you won't marry me If several othors cltod specific rnto About 25 local business mon at tended a confeornce with G. W. Luce, traffic manager of tho Southorn Pa cific In the parlor of tho U'hlto Toll- can hotol yesterday afternoon and .frankly presented their re.j'n: for belief that the freight rates on prac tically all commodities coming Into this city wcro too high. Mr. I.uco. who .was Indnced to como hero by M. A. Callaghan, manager 'of the traffic department of t'je Charrber of Commorcc, presented tho rail road's side of tho argument, and whllo bo said ho believed there would bo a downward revision of rates af ter the hearing by tho interstate commerce commission, about two months henco, ho advanced vory It tic hopo for reductions to tho extent asked. M. S. West, of the Big Lakes Box company, statod that tho incoming rates worked tho biggest hardship, and was chiefly Instrumental in plac ing the cost of living bero on iti pro sent high scalo. Harry Tolford, of the county farm bureau, spoke about tho high freight rates, which pre vented tho disposition of about 20,- 000 tons of bay In thU county, and also mentioned the high ca'.tbJ rate, which prevented tho Importation of cattle. 4G. C. Lorcnz, of G. G. Loronz & company, Will Baldwin, of the Bald win Hardwaro company, Al Graham, local contractor, and J. T. Perkins, .-f the Porklns Furnlturo company, and Tho party given b tho Womon's Auxiliary f ; the American l.cglon In ; tho Odd Fellows' hall last night," during which a numhor of 'surprises' materialized, was a tremendous suc cess according to several of tho la dles who woro present. None but I ladlci woro present and therofore ' tho surprises mentioned will fc rover remain a secret with t'lem. but thoy ' constituted, porhaps, the tnot en-' Joynblo part of a wonderful evening. ' Mrs. A. M Molby nnd M'h Clara I Calkins soiif. nnd Mrs. Krcd Cofer contributed two piano selections. Mrs. KtolIa Carrier geve two rod tatlons, pronounced by tho ladies, "tho cutest ever hoard." Mrs. Flor ence Brandenburg read tho futures, and told tho pasts of several of tho ladles present, making them happy, of course. A luncheon wns sorcd Just before tho close of tho party hours, do vera I American hoglon members Inveigling their way Into tho hall In time to sham In It. Tho entertainment and refrshmentj committee which included Mrs. I Boguo Dale, Mrs. Anna Holdcn, Mrs. i Percy Burko, Mrs. Floroivo Hae, Miss Paulino Bend, nnd Mrs. Flor-1 enco Brandonburg, wish to thank all , tho ladlos for tho Interest displayed , through their attondanco, and pro-, mlsn a repetition of tho good tlmo bo-1 foro many days havo passed. Tho Have You Horn Kelly today? A GltOUXD mm casi: You've gut tho money; I'vo got the furnltur.'. I el s xwop. rntiiiNs rru.MTnti: iinust: "The I'ttrniLlirr of lluppy Hiiiiich" t7tf Havo You Keen Kelly today? WHEN YOU SEE A pair of Shur-on glasses jou can rest nssurnd of , satisfaction. OUR NAME Stands for tho best there U In examination and glasses. H. J. WINTERS GRADUATE OPTICIAN 70(1 MAIN STIHUrr 7-Pa3aenger HUDSON CARS FOR HIRE t The cars that go and get back. Phone 77 REX CAFE What Sick People and Prospective Mothers Want in Home or Hos Hes pital: 8afe, Bane, Prompt. Proper Pro fessional caro and results at mini mum cost.. (Collective meaning, Prevontlyo Surgery) Surgical cases belong In a Surgical hospital. Most others can bo efficiently and mora economically carod for at horn. DR. CRAVER Allnpntnlo Medicine and Bargwry 7li and Mara 8U. I'lmnn 2MO-W. KUnuUfa FalU -K"K-v :: ,"' Hard Time Social ii FOR MOOSE AND THEIR FRIENDS THURSDAY EVENING, APRIL 7TH. MOOSE HALL A GOOD TIME GUARANTEED Ask your Moose friend for an invitation tH- I tell you." "Is that so?" repeated Joe, bis eyes still bigger. "I am a somnambulist, Joo" Whereupon Joe In sllenco, reflectod for a spaco. "That's all right. If thero ain't no church ot that kind hero wn can get married by a Jostlco of tho Peaco." Harry Ackley says if you get some thing for nothing you'll never ceaso paying for it. The missing link bctwoen tho sub limo and tho ridiculous Is found In the fellow who tries to get thrills by building a home maao racing body for a flivver. No matter how often rocorda aro broken, says Fred Fleot, thoy'll now er build a motorcycle fast enough to catch up with tomorrow. What'd Uto Ideer,? That Scientists, ot lofty brow, Will evor chat with Mars wo doubt; What is tholr object anyhow? What do thoy wish to talk about? They say that a wife can mako or break a home. So can tho other ond pt the team. Are you a husband or merely a married man? Hard On Blou&es. The lady of the house had occasion to object to tho number ot blouses her maid servant fent to tjjo wnjj), which thoy belloved woro IncquHablo, Strong criticism' was directed against tho high rato from Dorrls bore, but Mr. Luco asserted that tho lower rate botween San Francisco Sacramento and Dorrls was made by tho California public servlco com mission ovor tho protest ot tho Southern Pacific, which took tho position that tho California rate was too low. Ho stated, further, that application for a ralso in tho ratos to Dorrls was now boforo tho in terstate commerco commission. Main lino rates on tho Klamath Falls-Weed branch could not bo ob tained said Mr. Luco, but somo re lief was now practically assured, particularly on frolght of tho third, fourth, and fifth classos. All Industries aro having a diffi cult tlmo, said Mr. Luco. If mer chants and others who woro com plaining about rates woro as basy now as thoy woro last year nnd tho year boforo thoy would pay no atten tion to rates, as it Is ho who ban not much to do who finds tlmo to crltlclzo. Anothor thing that mili tates against tho lowering of rates on this branch, according to Mr. Luce, was tho absonco of buslnesi between hero and Wood, tho Klamath Falls station being the only ono that produce any worth while business San Francisco, Sacramonto, and Portland, aro nil fighting for Kla math Falls business, nnd the hear1- NEW TODAY f Ol PAINTING Practical painting, gliding, bronz- vrT-rrw77 UY i IXUMiiiJ ( TV -..!iIt lono-Beix THE OVKK O.V pSJAlirr LUMUCR FOR SALE Speedster or racing typo scats nlso 20 gal. gaaollno tonks. Klamath Falls Auto Co. 221 Main St. C-0 FOR SALn 1 Forfl Dollvory car, , good condition, now motor. Klam ath Falls Auto Co. 22t Main St. C-3 ... FOR RENT 2 room apartment fur nished, 3 slnglo bedrooms furnish od. 39 Main St. C Jlng, cnamollng, kalsomlnlng. and general wall- con- paper cleaning trading. If. C. TUTU ILL Phono 183 G2G Oak St Como and exorclso your muscles on tho rings In tho pool at tho now Hot Springs Bath Houso. r, Havo You Seen Kelly today? TRUCK FOR HIRE For light and heavy trucking, also block wood, J 10. CO por load, ono and ono half cord. Phono 178J. 1014 Main St. C-12 I FOR SALE C hood of good work horses and one 3 yr. old colt. D. W George on tho old Ky Taylor plaro. Keno road. C-12 i WEATHER REPORT. OREGON Tonight, fair; Thurs day, warmer;' hoavy frost mornings. flPJ HI lng boforo tho intorstato commorco commission will undoubtedly do vplop interesting phasos. Tho South orn Pacific, Mr. Luco, assured his hearers, for business reasons, was' Interested In tho progress of t,ho Klamath Falls section, and wants It to go ahead, but frolght rates that' would not permit tho railroad to operate at a reasonable profit would not help this section any more rhi.n it would the railroad. yourwlfo has quit 8orving baked beans bc cauao they're too much troublo to bake, tell her torsive you Del Monte Beans. They're economical, satisfying nnd "bully" good. Havo i'ou flcpn flcHy txxjny? ril: i 'J 3 OAK FLOORS OVER OLD FLOORS Oak floors aro ofton found In such costly surroundings that fow Imagine how llttlo thoy cost. Vory fow pooplo roallzo how much thoy can get for tholr monoy by laying -Inch Oak tloora over old floors. Tho dlstlnctlvo modern nnd artistic appoaranco of a homo, aa well as Its health and comfort, will bo greatly Incroasod by tho uso of Oak flooring. Oak flooring la rich and chcorful In color, and Imparts an air of ologanco and rotlnoment to a homo. For pormanontly artistic floors wo rocommond Long-Bell Fork ed Loaf Oak Flooring. It Is uniform as to color and toxturo, por tect as to manufacturo and Is of suporlor quality. Its romarkably smooth surfaco is unsurpassed, and It makes an Ideal foundation for u boautlful intorlor. Let us know tho slzo of tho rooms you wish to floor, You will bo (surprised and ploased at tho flgurss wo can quoto you on -Inch Long-Bell Forked Loaf Oak Flooring. Big Basin Lumber Company rclep!iono 107 ' Slain, ana, flprlng Street - ' . ST" V' iTfri'iMhi Sjaf' ,