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THE EVENING HERALD; KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
I'AOK MX
And teddy's Ghostly
Pen Entered Another
Name Upon the Book
"Times aro not as thoj" used to
bo," mused Judge A. L. Lcavttt snrt
)y ns ho greeted tlio reporter. "I
havo long suspected ns much but
roadlng your story about tbo run
of Lost ltlvor mullets tho other day
vivified my Impressions.
"Tho run Is comparatively scanty
How compared to what It used to bo.
"Why, I remombor scolng tho fish
so thick In Ios river that you could
drlvo a team and buckboard across
tho backs of tho swarming suckers
and never wet a fetlock."
Greenburg Editor
Impressed by Long
Distance Talk
Merrill Dance
Was Big Affair
Alorrlll folk eclobrated St. Pat
rick's day yesterday with nn Im
promptu program of sports, tho
weather Interfering to somo extent
with tho day's schodulo events.
Tho night, however, was a blaxo
of glory, according to local residents
who attended tho danco and supper
surpassed nil expectations nnd dos
pita tho slzo of tho cVowd nt tho
closo of the ropast six largo cakos
romatml to bo dtsposod of nt auc
tion. It was late this morning boforo
tho dancing ended,
Ilornld classified nds pay you.
Tho longest long-dlstnnco phono
call out of Greensburgh was mado
last evening from tho Clifford
building by C. If. Lntta when ho
talked to a relative at Klamath
Falls, Klamath county, Oregon.
The conversation was cutcred Into
about G:30 o'clock last evening and
tho two men had a very "clear and
distinct" lino. It Is not unusual for
men to talk from Oreensburg to
Chicago or Now York but when tho
Una Is opened up over the great
plains, over tho Rocky mountains,
across tho sands of Utah and
Nevada and then up to Southom
Oregon, a dlstanco of over 3300
miles It i.i rcgardod as quite a talk
ing dlstcr-o. Tho conversation was
carried on over tho noli Tolor-
phono company's systom. Oreens
burg (Pa.) Rorlow, March 7, 1921.
Tho rel-itlro referred to Is Mrs.
Latta's brother, 12. J. Murray of this
city. A report of tho conversation
was given In Tho Herald of March
7th.
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