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SATURDAY, MAItCIl 12.-rD2t.
THE EVENING HRRALD, KLAMATH BALLS, OREGON
The Evening Herald
K J. HUIIRAY..
FTIKD HOULK ...
... .lMltor
...City Kdltor
Pubtlshcd' dally oxcopt Sunday, by
.Tho Herald Publishing Company of
Klamath Falls, at 119 Eighth Street.
Cnterod at tho postoHIco at Kla
math Falla. Ore. for transmission
through tho malls as second-class
matter.
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Usher horoln.
FRIDAY, MARCH 11, 1021
The Office. Cat
liY JUNIUS
Hero's l'roof of It
I saw her In tho ball room,
A flguro moat divine
A shapo tho Venus might
liked.
Superb In every lino
I saw her at tho sca-shoro
Tho contrast mado mo sigh
I cannot help believing now,
That figures sometimes llo.
havo
Provided In tho Mcontlmo Congress
Docsu't Authorize A Halt
Penny Coinage
Whoa profiteers land In tho region
Infernal
To boll for each Ill-gotten dollar
and dlmo
Counting profits should bo their em-
ployment oternal.
In rosy-hot pennies Just ono at a
time.
Tho Ku Klux Klan wo're Interest
ed In aro tho blamed clucks who
eat their heads off and won't lay
an egg.
Poms
You sing a little song or two,
And you havo a llttlo chat
She makes a little candy fudge,
And then you tako your hat
You bold ber hand and say good
, nlgbt
As sweetly as you can
Ain't that a boll of an evening
For a great big healthy man!
TIuum Right
"Tbcro ain't a cbanco In tho
world for tho. girl that wears over
size stockings," observes aro Ar
kansas Thomas Cat (Hot Springs.)
Vital Statistics
DIctograpbed out on plnth strcot.
(, "I. sea by tho papers," remarked
ma, "that ovory fourth child born
Is a chinaman."
"I don't eeo anything is that to
worry about," replied tho head of
the house. "W'o'vo only got to kids
, It would be easy to get Dorgdoll
out of Germany If that country
would engago In another war.
A Confession
As I lay In bod ono morning
And gazed upon tho wall,
Tbo spiders and tho ants
Wore having a game of ball
Tbo scoro was ono to nothing
Tbo spiders were ahead
When all at onco my wifo laino In
And yanked mo out of bed.
Frank Robinson says that ho
don't know a helluva lot. Dut that
ho does know that hard work Is as
big a factor as religion In keeping
a man out of trouble.
Old Mother Hubbard
Went to tbe cupboard
For some beer to quench ber thirst
Hut when she got there
Tho cupboard was baro
Tho old man had got thero first.
"What's your namo llttlo boyT"
Bhu asked.
"Iloa'n," replied tho now ono
"Navy bean or Ottorbeln?" pur
Buod tho intorlocutor.
The other kid ralllod quickly to
the rescue.
"He alnt neither," ho declared
briskly. "He's a Ijuraan boln."
' We suppose tho skinny girl has
os much right to wear a short' skirt
as well as a well built girl, but it
cortalnly looks to us like abusing a
privilege,
BhKHt
AT THE CHURCHES
No changes will bo mndo In this
column unless tho copy Is nt Tho
Evening Horald officii by 5 o'clock
Friday evonlng
SACRICD HKAHT CHURCH, cor. of
Eighth and High, Rev. Hugh J. Mar
shall, Rov. J. V. Molloy.
S a. m. children's sorvlco, Adults
aro rcquostcd not to attend this
sorvlco.
10:30, high mass and sormon.
7 p. m., rosary nnd benediction.
CHRISTIAN 8CII:NCK society of
Klamath Falls hold services In tho
lowor room of tho Library building,
cornor of Third and Main strcots,
every Sunday morning at 11 o'clock
and ovory Wednesday evening at S
o'clock.
Tho Sunday school session Is from
9MS to 10:45 every Sunday morn
ing. Tho subject for Sunday Is "Sub
stanco." Tho free reading room nnd fn
lending library Is open from 2:30 to
4:30 on Tuesdays, Thursdn)s and
Saturdays.
FIRST RAITIST CHURCH, cornor
Washington and Eighth.
Sunday school at 10:00 a. m.;
preaching sorvlco at 11 a. m.: D. Y.
I. U. at 6:30 p. m. Tho Rev. S. E.
Milam will preach every Sunday
evening at 7:30 until further notlco.
Tho public Is cordially Invited".
. FIRST PRESHYTERIAN CHURCH
cornor Sixth and Pine streets. Rov. i:
P. Lawrence, minister, 437 Third
street. Phone 429.
Morning worship, 11 A. M. Sub
ject of sormen: "Your Monoy and
God." The choir will sing nn an
them entitled "Christian, tho Morn
ing Ilrcaks Sweetly," by II R. Shel
ley. Evening scrvlco nt 7:30- p. ni.j
"Evory Crcaturo" will bo tho themo
of tho message Tbo choir will sing
"God of Abraham Pralso," an anthem
by Dudley Duck.
Our ovory member canvass will bo
carried out Sunday afternoon. Tho
members of tho church and congre
gation nro urged to bo nt homo to
rocelvo tho committees who will
call on you for your plcdgo for tho
church support for tho coming year
Sunday school as usual at 10 n.
m. Plans are bolng laid for a brlot
Eastor cxorclso on March 27th.
CHRISTIAN CHURCH, corner 9th
and Pine streets. C, F. Trlmblo, pas
tor, 2107 Wantland Avo. Phono
239-R.
Sunday school 10 a. m.
Sormon, 11 n. m.
Christian Endeavor C:30 p. m.
Sormon, 7:30 p. m.
Wo will continue our services at
the Scandinavian ball corner 9th and
Walnut. Wo aro on tbe hunt , for
every man In town who is not In
some other olsss, to Join qur splen
did Sunday school class at tho Star
theatre. Como once, then wo know
you will como ofton. Wo want you.
Como next Sunday at 10 a. m.
Fixing tho Snvclcx
A couplo of Herald carriers sat
on. a table swinging their legs. Ono
was a strangor and thoy woro got
tlng acquainted. - An oldor person,
passing, stopped to get acquainted,
too.
Get results by using class ads.
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sr.VRNTH DAY ADYHNTISTS.
Eight street, llaptlst'a church.
Sabbath school ovory Saturday
morning nt 10 n'clsck.
Preaching at 11 o'clock by Kvnnt
gollst L. E. Wndo.
Prayer meeting every Thursday
night at 7 o'clock.
Everybody wolcomo.
MKTHORIST EPIHCOPAIi CHURCH
itiun nan uign, nov. a. j. liiinney,,
pastor, 1005 High St., Phono 537-W.
Tho pastor will spoak nt both the.
morning nnd evening sorvlcos on
Sunday. At tho morning sorvlco J
tho Sacrament of tho Lord's Sup-f
per will bo administered. Mrs. J i
II. Llufcsty, who has been assisting!
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land has returned and will sing
a solo Sunday morning; sho will also
have charge of tho song sorvlco In '
tho evening. Mrs. Will Wood will
bu tho loader for tho Epwnrth
League mooting Sunday evening nt
G:30. All nro Invited to nil tho
meetings nt the Mothodlst church.
EMMANUEL ILU'TIhT.. Church
Eleventh St.
This church Invites you to Its ser
vices for public worship noxt Sun
day Last Sunday n now class was
organized in tho Sunday school. Tho
school moots nt 10 a. m. nnd sor
What Sick People and
Prospective Mothers
Want in Home or Hos Hes
pital: Safo, Sane, Prompt, Proper Pro
fessional caro nnd rosulta at mini
mum cost.'. (Collcctlvo moaning,
Provcntlvo Surgory) Surgical cases
bolong In a Surgical hospital. Most
others can bo efficiently and xnoro
economically cared for at homo.
DR. CRAVER
Allopathic Mcdlclno and Surge?
7lli and .Main St.
Phono 280-W. Klamath Falls
"SERVES
STEAKS CHOPS
Come in and inspect our new refriger
ation plant. It is absolutely the most
sanitary and best for keeping meat.
Steaks and chops, taste so much better
when kept in this way.
We are headquarters for good eats.
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If You
mon nnd pronrhlng sorvlco Is nt 11
On Sunday ovonlng tlm stale mis
sionary will spoak llo has an
nouncod sovornl sormous on "Fools"
nnd Sunday evening his thonio will
bo "A Foolish Mother." Mothors
and fathers nro especially Invited
A sholl from ono of Admiral Do
wey's guns, after lying 22v'ara In n
vacant lot In Manila, exploded when
a lad picked It up nnd hurled It
ngalnst i rock. Tho concussion
knocked thrco hoyx to tho ground
nnd painfully Injured thorn,
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could see yourself as oth
ers see you, you would have
your suit made to order. It
costs no more and is made
now NOT LAST YEAR.
The styles are more con
servative this season. Over
1500 samples to choose
from. Easter is March 27.
Time enough, yet if ' you
hurry.
Priced $25, $30, $35,
$40, $45, to $67.50-
N.B.DREW
Agent, Shaynebrun Lamm
& Co.
MEN'S TOGS
Kodak Finishing
Films received hoforo D P. M.
ready tho noxt day
nt G P. M,
All Print Mndo on Vslox
Paper
Wo Do Knlarglng
Kodaks
and everything for tho ama
teur photographer
Eastman Autographs Mid
N. C. Films, Hlwara
fresh
Star Drug Co.
Fifth and Main Sts.
Ml
REDUCED
Slab Wood
$7.00 Cord
This 1C Inch Dry Mali-wood Is absolutely your rhoapost fual.
Wn also handle lllork nnd Limb-wood at liiurkot prices, but blocks
aro Miry scarce, and Limb-wood Is high In price Phouo us your
orders for Slab
O. Peyton & Co.
"WOOD TO BURN"
OSCAR PEYTON WILLARD PHYTON
419 Main St. Phone 535
444 - H44KH - M
CLOTHES OF REAL DISTINCTION
must lie imiile for (tin vtnart-r Indlvldunlly. Irt mo ntnko your now
prliic oult nnd rnjoy HtMtrliiK rually illntlnctlvo clothing tailored
to fit you. orfcctly nnd to retain Its rxtrn-smnrtness during long
rori'tnnt vwnr. ,
CHAS. J. CIZEK,
Merchant Tailor
S18 Main St.
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Connolly Bros.
SADDLERY
915 Main Street Phone 402-W
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You uro cordially Invited ta call nnd Inspect our dUplay of
high class leather voik. ,
Wo hao n laigo stock of Haddleu, Cliaps, HnrnosN. Roots and'
Trmcllnjr HagN,
Our Auto Top department will be In operation nbout March IS.
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