FIUDAY, MAItCII tl. Iiml. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH EALLS, OREGON I'ACJH TWO c The Evening Herald K J. MUlUtAW FRED'BOULK M ....lilltor City IMItor Published dally oxcopt Sunday, by Too Horald Publishing Company of Klamath Falls, at 119 Eighth Btroot. SHE BELIEVES IT S Entered at the postoftlco at Kin math Falls, Oro.. for transmission through the malls as second-class matter. MKMI1ER OF Till: ASSOCIATED PKK8S. Tho Associated Press Is exclusively entltlod to the use for republication ot all news dlspatchos credited to It, or not otherwlso credited In this papor, and also tho local nown pub lUher herein. FRIDAY, MAIlClt 11, 1081. The Office Cat iSSjhSb" POWiiA.VD WOMAN, OX VISIT TO CHII.imil.V IN LOS AMiKLlX. telus ok rkmarkaiii.i: i:x im:iih:nci: tiihoiicii tiii: rsi: or TAXiac IIV JUXIU8 EAT DOWN TI IE MARBLE STEPS reads a sign on 9th St. restaurant, CieTCland. "Not with tho poor teeth I hare, says Hardle Abel. Ho, Hum Hazy Whlto wo haro no Inclination Toward a verbal altercation With a gentleman In Philadelphia, Pa.. 'Who declaros, all by bis lonely. He brought prices down, wo only Wish to say bo's pulling somothlng rather raw . Erery, day tor months wo'vo fashlon- od Caustic paragraphs impassioned, And wo'vo panned tbo profiteer In flowing rythm; If the gentleman Is willing To share credit tor the killing We'll, bo 'glad to split It 50-50 with him! When It Comoi to a Ural Shoudown Tom Wattcrs says that most mo torcycles are a wholo lot faster than the fellows who ride 'em. . . Dry nollads I cannot sing tho old songs I do not care for them. Taey don't sound llko thoy used to At 1 or 2 a. m. A Letter to MUta Harding Dear' Mr. Harding: Greetings, etc. Now that you're duly In-aug-rated, we wish to extond our sympathies of the season. Thanks for the moth-proof cabi net. We congratulate you on leav ing out tho Knotts and Knox. -We're only gonna as)c one favor of you. Wo want to be appointed am bassador to Dorrls. Please send it to ns at onco ot earlier by prepaid mall. Yours for warmer beovcedees. Junius They say that the prlco of papor Is still way up eo they'll probably go back to making shoos out ot leathor now. They'd Make Poor Hens When a hen cackles it Is gonoral ly a sign that sbo has laid an egg. But lota' of men cackle without hav ing accomplished anything. , Relapse Ahead Klamath Falls physician claims to have restored two patients to san ity by pulling their teeth. When they see the bill they will go crazy again. Nobody Itnowe why thoy call it a dumb waiter. There Is mora talk up and down a dumbwaiter than tbero Is in a political convention. Porter (To lady alighting from ear:) "Shall I brush you off, lady?" Lady: 'No thanks, I'll just get off the usual way." WEW OIL COMPANY IS ' PREPARING TO START The Northern California Oil com pany, capitalized for 1100,000, has applied for articles of incorporation to the ttato corporation commission er. Tfc? laeprpqrators are R. O. Oroeibee'k, O. D, Burke, W. E. Leh man and E. D, Johnson. m Advertising pays. Try it and see. ''It means a lot to say a medicine saved n person's life but I (irmly bollovo Tnnlae saved mlno," de clared Mrs. Louisa Smiley, 210 North Orand Ave, Los Angeles, Cat., Mrs. Smllcy's homo Is In Portland, Ore gon, but she Is spending tho winter In Los Angeles with her children, who llvo at the aboro nil dross. "It Just seems wonderful that 1 am enjoying snch splendid health again after I had suffered for 17 years. It was In 1900 that I first began to havo bad attacks of Ind'gcv tlon nnd In 1902 I had such a sovoro spell that llttlo hopo was held out for my recovery. "Each year I gradually grow worse and all tho tlmo I just lived In dread of one of tho'o spells My nerves broko down and often I caught my solt all In a tremble. Ot courso I had llttlo or no appetite and I was almost atrald to eat. Sometimes my wholo body nehed, and I Just felt so discouraged and worried all tho tlmo I didn't think I could llvo much longer. "About thrco years ago Tnnlae camo to Portland and I began taking It and tho very 'first few doses scorn ed to bring relief. In all 1 took five bottles and after that I felt perfect ly well, was not a bit nervous and could cat Just whatever I wanted. Since then I havo enjoyed splendid health and hnven't had a slnglo nt tack of Indigestion." Tanlac Is sold In Klamath Falls by Star Drug Co., In Lorclla by James Merc. Co., and In Merrill by South ern Oregon Drug Co., at Modoc Point, E. A. Sutton & Son, at Dairy, W. E. Sedgo. Adr " Cigaret Diplomacy Pi mmmm" lmmm I "in P ' ...... - . ... , .... - . i A W HBilKlffif Ho ' I 0QfiHSiBBBBBBBBsBBBBlls1i9i Dcsplto tho protest against clgarot smoking sent to Prrsldcnt-clect Harding by Jllss Lucy Gaston, Chicago's anti-tobacco cruaador, tho clgarot Booms to bo tho smoke of diplomacy novadns llero.nro three envoys to Franco who uso 'em Left to right U S. Ambassador Wallace, Spanish Ambassador Qulnoncs nnd Lord Derby ot England I wero In tho city yestorday on busl-l Earl Ilamakor, of tho llnmaker- ne8!i. Parker Milling1 company, of Swan Mrs. John Llnfesty who has been l ' '" eUy for o""1 ,ln'"- In Ashland for tho past week ns- looking over jumucr comimona mm slsttng with tho singing at tho ro- " Interests ot tho company. vlvnU which aro bolng conducted by Wim ""musson. who was tho Rev. Dr. Bernard, has returned employed by tho La Voguo store. I to her hemo In this city . "" i'r im i..u, ...... ... .... . ., , ,. . Francisco and from thoro slio will Mr anu .urn. u. tv. ujur wuu Cakes- .ike Mother usedo m&fe! .and my 1 'low detctous with 9 Ptpnd hot cup of Coffee and pure cregtn The Aspirin Situation Don't Bo Deceived by Axplrlu ndvnrtlsomonlu liolng rut) by those who nook t discredit all Aspirin Tablets except tlioso inudo by tliutn. The Facts Aro that wo rt'Ktilnrly handle largo quantities of Aspirin V. I). Co. Tali lets that o know nro I'uro nnd tlonulno nuil full Htroiigth. Thoy are rigidly tested by flrst-closa chemists, nnd nro put out by a firm of the very hlglmlil standing. Inn United Drug rompiiny of Boston. Wo. an ltexnll Druggist., aro their ...elusive imonlH In Klamath Falls. Tho Aspirin patent expired In I 1917, and any""" cn" xww mn,n Aspirin nnd sell It under that nnmn. Aspirin U. D. Co. Table' are put 1 up In pncknr.CN of 13'a St'a nl 100'h. Tho prlco In moderate, (or thoro Is no profiteering In United Drug company business methods. I FIITII AND MAIN HTRKITTH 1 STAR DRUG CO. opcrnto a largo ranch In tho Ma lln country wore county Boat vlsl- go to Yrokn, California where sho 'has accepted a position. Noln Den), was n passenger on Personal Mention -o -o tors yesterday trading, with tho Io- ,,., traln l0 Centni, ,,0,nli eal morchants. ... . ...... .. .. .... MitViU PIIU IUII IVIIIHIM ' Mil tended visit. Mr. and Mrs. John Colwell farm ers of tho Merrill vnlley woro in tho u. ,.-.uu, .... -u. o. th(( M()Joc lMmbot coni,uuy, ,voru Wm. Bauta local carpenter who pnMC.nBera Cn this mornings train to has been on his ranch near Dairy portnnd. and othor northern point for several weeks returned to tho Wh0ro thoy will remain several days city yesterday to remain for somo lending ' mnttora of business 7bke Homed Doftn Doughnute 30 KlnnutttiTnll Oregon P A Atbortsou, iiulesiAan for Pol- Mr. nnd Mrs. Jack Ooldthwalto oflc ""X Lumlu-r company, loft thlu morning for nil extended Jour of the tlmo. 1 F. A. Whlto.-local representative Bob Adorns, stockman nnd farm- of ,j10 sxvlft & company nnd Frank or of Merrill, was a county soat vis- rjroutch o( Ashland wero passcn Itor yesterday transacting business. Kcrg on this mornings train to San Charlie Shuck, who oporntcs a Francisco, whoro thoy will remain farm near Merrill was In tho city iovernl days In tho Interests ot tho yesterday trading with tho local company. morchants. J n. i;. i0ltz, local wholesaler, loft A. It. Chandler, farmer of tho Dor- this morning for ChlUquIn, and Mo- Dan Ryan, a prominent stockman and (armor ot this county who has been on an extended trip In tho. northern part of. tho stato (or two or thrco months Is a city arrival. , Mr. and Mrs. Chants Mack, (armers of the Mt. LakI district. rls country, Is In tho city (or sov- doe Point, whoro ho will transact oral days attending to business mnt- business (or tho day, returning tlila),ail -)Pn on business porlnlnlng to east (or pnwral months C. N. Wllklns, brithor o( Col. Wllklns, who has been hero visiting tho colonel (or several days, left this morning (or Exeter, California. Mr nnd Mrs Oeo Palmer of Chllo'iuln. nrrlvcd last night (rom Berkeley, California whoro (hoy havo been (or tho past week visit ing their duughtor, Vlolot, who Is attending tho university. Chin Lung, who operates several largo tracts of farming, land In tho Midland district, returned last even ing (rom Snn Francisco, where ho What Sick People and Propective Mother Want in Home or Hos pital : . "Sa(o. Sane, Prompt, Proper Pro (eislonal caro and results at mint mum cost.. (Colloctlvo meaning. Preventive Surgory) Surgical case bolong In a Surgical hospital. Most otbora can bo efficiently and mora economically carod for at horn. DR. CRAVER ABopatblo Medicine and BrscY i I 7th and Mitln HU. Phone SHO-W. IUamath Full tors. evening. tho Interest of his (arms r.' 1 Lyle noddcld, who has been em- Mr. and Mrs Martin Stooschler plcyed by B. P. Lewis, was a pas-'fnrmcra of tho Dairy country woro1 The high quality of success that sengcr this morning to Portland, county scat visitors yestorday, shop-1 follows advertising In the classified whoro ho will remain sovcral days ping and attending to business at- column of Tho Horald is duo to the looking over business conditions (airs. Intelligence of Its readers. A boy six yours of ugo was recent ly shipped by rxpreM from Itnnger, .,..- ,.. Ham. I Mr.it.iitl A till? lilt irxun, m .tun., .... --. t his r'oat born tho following Informa tion; "Leonard AdcocK, uauger, Texas, destination, Edwin llor)y, Bend, Oregon m (lot results by using cluss adi. KEEP BAftV WARM T FOR RHDIMATISM M SATURDAY, MARCH 12th :: LAST DAY OF It - . LW SALE 'A Special Discount of 20 Per Cent will be Given on All Rubber Goods HOT WATER BOTTLES REOULAIt PRICE SPECIAL No. 2 Good Health Bottle, $2.00 fc J QQ No. 25 "Wearever" $1.85 $l4g No. 40 "Wearever," 2 qt.,..$2.75 $2.20 No. 40 Wearever, 3qt. ' $3.00 $2.40 "?flOs discount on all rubber goods. Special Discount applies to these items also Rubber Gloves Invalid Cushions Infant Syringes Breast Pumps Rubber Sheeting , j w We handle only the high class "Wearever" and " Faultless" 4ines. Bottles and Syringes moulded in one piece. No Seams to Leak. FOUNTAIN SYRINGES UKaULAIl PIlIUK SPECIAL No. 2. 'Keep Well' Syringe, $2.00 $1 gQ No. 25 "Wearever" $1.50 $1 90 No. 24 "Wearever;" 2 qt. ..$2.75 $2 20 No. 24 "Wearever," 3 qt $3.00 $2 4Q 20) discount on all rubber goods. I For Cramps KLAMATH FALLS OREGON V I WHERE PARTICULAR PEOPLE tf M purity I BUY THEIR DRUGS IaccupacvI I For Cold Febt 1 -wty tftftfuBT a m nimimmnfii nf Miw.