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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (March 5, 1921)
SATURDAY, 1. MARCH 8, 1021. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON rtWUH'TJCN f HIGHER PRICED MRS BROWING IN Ft Mil "Whon I was In San Francisco," said Louis Ifongtnnd of tho Dulck 8alca and Sorvlco company, "thoro was a fooling among the dealers that 1921 was going to top tho list in tho mftttcr ot sales. Like, many oth crs in and out ot tho business, I was under tho Impression that tho auto mobllo business was going to bo slow In setting underway, but this Is not tho Idea ot tho big boys who are In closo touch with tho market and who havo statistic to back thorn up. They aro as euro of a big year as If thoy had tho orders on tholr hooks. "This Is particularly truo ot tho doalors In higher priced cars. ThO( peoplo nro Interested mora in tho. higher grades of cars than lioroto- foro and it is tho expectation that theso will pass by tho less substan tial car for tho better modols. For( this reason a roal ahortago in tnis class Is looked for boforo tho season is .far ndvancod. Vl had oxpected to havo my car load ot Dulcks shipped from San Francisco and was not a llttlo sur prised when told that they could not spare them and I would havo to await their arriral from Flint, Mich' A Good Girl, But Too Fast for Grant Seattle Somo difficulty Is oxpor iencod by IDonry P. Grant head ot tho Beattlo Automobllo company Chandler and Maxwoll distributors,' In obtaining a new stenographer. As a last resort bo ordered a want ad in one of tho local nowspapora. Tho advertisement Inserted follews: WANTED First class, high-class stenographer, salary no object, this stenographer must got It as. fast as I can talk, and got It right, I must bo absolutely accurate, must 'havo human Intelligence, if you' aro not a cracker-Jack don't both- or us. .This ts ono ot tho replies received in tho mall tho following merning: "T noto your requirements, as aired in the" newspaper and hasten to mako inquiry as to this strenuous business that takes such an extra ordinary etonographor. Your ad vertisement npponls to mo strongly, strongor than prepared mustard, as I havo senrchod Kuropo, Atropo, and Iropo nnd tho States In quest ot soma ono who could uso my talents to tho best ndvantngo. When It comes to this chin music proposition, 1 havo novor found n man woman or dlctaphono who could get to first base with mo, otthor fan cy or catch-os-catch-can. I wrlto shorthand so rast that I havo n spo dally prepared pencil with platinum point and a water cooling equipment that I havo hna constructed nt an exorbitant oxpenso, a noto piul mado of abestos composition, covered with human hide, ruled with sulphuric acid nnd stitched with cat-gut. I uso tho A. K. Ignition douhlo unit exclusively, nnd will gunrantoa to dollver my rated horse power un dor either tho A. h. A. M. or 8. A. K. Standard. I havo bocn passed by tho national board ot censorship nnd am guaranteed under tho pure, food nndi drug act of Juno 20, 1916. I run with my cut-out open nt all Bpcods nnd am. In fact, n guaranteed dou bio copper rlvotod, eoamlcM, hood buffed hydraullcally welded drop forged and oil tempered spoclmon of human lightning on a -IS frame, ground ono-thousandth of an Inch, I at- hot air Juggling you navo noth ing on me. If you wish to avail yourself of tho opportunity of a llfo tlmo, wlro mo, but unless you nro fully prepared financially and physi cally to pay tho tariff for such ser vices don't bother mo, as I am so norvous that I cannot stand to havo my dressmaker mcasuro my clothes. Yous truly, LOUISA aETHEKK If DO AUTO DKU.YKEN VAaitANTS TO WORK OX CAMP SITH TUB DALLAS March 6. Tho largo numbor of mon who havo been lolling around tho city and county Jails, oatlng throo squares a day and stooping In warm bunks, aro going to have to work for their board honco forth, according to an order Issued by Major P. J. Stadelman. Tho Dalles is building a now camp ground for auto tourists. JuBt now It is a rock-strewn flat. Much work Is required to clean It up boforo tho nutolsts begin going through in tho summer, and tho mayor Is going to put tho prisoners to work cleaning. THEIR LIS? rruiiR o. v.onnony, voioran ongl- neor for tho Southorn Pacific, in a personal plea to motorists, Btatos ' that ho Is puizlod to know why auto mobllo drlvors not only risk tholr' own lives but tho lives ot thoso rid-1 Ing with thorn by trying to pass in ' front of Rwlttly moving trains. j "A fault wholly wlthln tho power i of tho driver ot a mnchlno to rem-1 ody," said Connolly, "is to drlvo right up to within ton or twonty foot ot tho tracks whon ho sees n train ap- proachlng, oven whon ho lntonds to ' stop. You may havo a right to do this, but It does not glvo tho mon on ' tho engine n chanco; thoy havo no way of knowing whether you Intend crossing tho track or stopping until you got right on tho traok. Stop back or slow up 200 foot from tho cross-! Ing. This will glvo us a chanco nnd avoid many accidents. Also, whon you hear a train approaching, do not tnko for granted that it is a freight train; It may bo a fast passengor train, nnd bucIi havo tho habit of creoplng onto you boforo you know It. Tho best way Is to stop, look nnd , listen at railroad crossings not Just j ono ot tho passengers look, but stop . all conversation until ffafoly ovor all crowlngs." The Cord Tire Battery Phkadeilpma 4 J wJt aCSJ ffiO ny San Diego Plans Automobile Show For Near Future You auto know. You auto go. To the Auto Show. San Diego Is to havo an automobllo show which many claim will rival tho San Francisco show and surpass t thoso ot othor largo coast cltlos. ; Tho exhibits of tho southorn city! dealers aro to bo housed in tho old agricultural building ot tho San Dlogo exposition. Thoro aro 35,000 squaro foot of floor spaco, and this has all boon takon up by tho 21 doalors of tho city who aro exhibit Ing. Tho smallest spaco takon is E00 foot and tho largest is 2500. Tho aristocracy of tho automobllo world will bo shown at tho anto show hero In March. Thoro'U be a general good tlmo at this show, too. TIIK 1MTKNTKD IMPllOVKMKNTH Unit havo mado possible tho longest and strongcHt guarantee ever placed on storage battory for starting, light ing, nnd Ignition. The Quartersawed Hardwood Separator The Philco Slatted Retainer The Diamond Grid Guaranteed Two Years THE ELECTRIC SHOP CHAS. D. GARCELON 123 S. Sixth WE SPECIALIZE IN Washing and Polishing Oiling and Greasing and Crank Case Cleaning We have just installed a new and complete Standard Oil Co. Calol Flushing and Lubricating System. We carry a large stock of Fisk Tires and Accessories Storage and Repairing Day and Night Service KLAMATH GARAGE Day Phone 147-M MAURICE BRYAN 423 South Sixth Night Phone 140