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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Feb. 28, 1921)
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PAflM TWO The Evening Herald HIS OLD UALD J IK AD Uy J. 1. Kcllcy Have you hoard tho story tho gos sips sproad . Of Oarrett Van Rlpor's old bald head? NoT Well, Garrett's ho follow of local renown The Office Cat K J-. MURRAY Editor KRWBOtTiH .u.i-......CIty ICdltor Publlshott dally oxcopt Sunday, by Tho llorald lubltnliing Cdmpany of Klamnth'FMlB, nt 119 Eighth Strcat. Entorod nt tho postofflco at Kla math Falls, Ore, for transmission through tho malls as socond-class matter. Who hadn't a hair on his pretty pink crown Hut ho held his own with tho court houso ginks, HKMIIER OF TUK ASSOCIATED - - - press. Tho Aisoclated'Pross Is exclusively entitled'1 to ' the uso for republication of all news dispatches1 credited to It, or not othorwlso credited In this paper, and also the' local news pttli Usher heroin; Who likened his domo to skating MONDAY, FKI1HUARY 28, 1021. m Jlmwmm ; 4r rS cgumKMfcgap1 ftSOdrk t lllMVWm?nmimr T . lain n HlltR JB AbHP' m MONDAY, FEHRUARY 28, 1021. Mills Addition Folks Want Paving Paving, of East Main streot and Wnntlnnd nvonuo, tho first with a 2G foot and tho socond vrlth IS foot foot pavemont, was tho wish of tho majority of tho Mills Addition Im provement club yesterday. If tho TIG, 000 sower bond issuo Is sold at onco- so that tho sowor work can bo dono Immediately, tho Improvement club hopes to Include tho paying In this year's streot Im provement program. Tho bltullthlc typo of paving, surf aco was favored. HY JUNIUS. "Man has soven ages. Woman has ono and sticks to it." Exchnngo. Tho way of tho transgressor Is doubtless hard but It Is soldom lonesome. Dental Expert to Be Here March 7 Tho local dontal association hns re ceived word from tho stato associa tion thaf Drnt. O. Flxott, stato lec turer, will' bo In Klamath Falls March Jsjla will deliver a locturo, accompanied 'by stcroopllcon slides, on thfeeiiro'of tcotb, doallng mostly with tho Importance of tho caro of tho teeth of children. Tho' local association has not def initely decided whoro tho ovcnlng loc turo will bo hold. During tho after noon of March 7 Dr. Fixott will ad dress tho high school students. If thcro is a demand for his sorvlcos outside of Klamath Falls ho is au thorized to stay for two or throo days and speak in other parts of tho county. On Standing Room Only- I'm sorry that thoro nro not en ough chairs and that so many havo to stand. I can, sympathlxo with you for I know how it is. Last winter I had tho flu and Dr. Soulo smllod reassuringly nt mo and said: "Chcor up! I'll havo you on your foot in no tlmo!" And ho did. I had to soil my fllvvor. " Swec et Ail Duh Lincl" Prohibition has at loast roduccd tho number of men whs think they can sing. Spluttering tho Opening Odo Somo pcoplo sing as though tholr tonsils had backfired. Irrigation Tax ists in Making a. u. wisnara, secretary of tho water users association, is propar- ing-tax statements which will bo ' mailed to tho members of the local irrigation districts in a fow days. There is little chango in tho dis trict tax. says Mr. WIshard, a slight redaction if anything. Tho $2 operation and maintain nneo chargo, fixed last year, Is ap plied for tho first tlmo on tho com ing collection. The former rate was ''"' ,- ?ite Mrs. Mabel R. Ryan is rounding out a porlod of 21 years of continu ous scrvico as a member of tho school board In Portland, Mo. A Rodpo First you tako n cocktail shaker, Thon you add wood alcohol. Neighbors call tho undortnkor. Pretty flowers and that is all. Long I Grotto Courio'r. rinks lie called thorn nuts, and bllthor Ing ynps, Including his frlonds, tho two Do Laps. Yes, Oarrett was bravo and going groat, Till tho ladles noticed his gllstonlng pato, And giggling and gurgling in fomlnlno glco Even suggested that somo tlmo ho Should got a hoo and cultivato A hnlr or two on his old bald pato, Forgetting ovon as most girls would That It's hard to plant whoro tho soil's not good. Thus tlmo wont on; thoy got his nanny;. And ho spoke 4h la mind to Minnlo and Fanny,- To Mela' andjpUnd, and Franklo, Toil ' tdo- smart, y' bet Red Heads, Attention! A fashionable now color is to bo called "Helen Pink." Lots of folks do look that way In pink." Stenographic Habits In Dallas A boautlful statuesquo blondo ar rived from Portland recently to act as stenographer for a dtgnlflod busi ness man of Klamath Falls. On tho morning of hor first appearanco, sho went straight to tho desk of her em ployer. "I presumo," sho romarkod, "That you begin tho day hero tbo same as thoy do In Portland. "Ob, yes, replied tbo employer, without glancing up from tho letter ho was reading. "Well, hurry up nnd kiss mo thon," said tho girl, "I want to go to work." 1 Tones t Mistakes? (Dos ton Transcript) Many errors aro reported in in como tax returns. This confirms tho suspicion of tho man who has sat up all night trying to preparo his aHUi PLmLl 'Hi'liiBBBtHBLIV MflHUlsulli lflsHiEfCsWa9sn sHrfHJIIIii . "Wrmit?rll,HHMBIsW! Iff rraffl1lrlsWB9fisKt? K&jpfr Tgajf"""?-? .v. i i iiiffli i i FTrT5'1- "W"L ILExfeiEBHtF&v'y I! fSffffilMfr"- . i - Ln.ik.jw 4Jpist? t OAK FLOORS OVER OLD FLQORS , Oak floors aro often found In such costly surroundings that ow imagine how llttlo thoy cost. Very fow people reallzo how much' they can get for tholr monoy by laying -inch Oak floors ovor old floors. 1 Tho dlstinoilvo moilnrn nml nrtlutln nnnn..... - i well oa its health and comfort, will bo greatly incroasod by tho unuu.uwMiit. u nuunuR is ncn ana encerim in color, and Imparts an air of oleganco and rofinemont to a homo. H7r nnrmannnllv nrftaHn flnnra wn M.nmm.Hj r ... ni. t. ,.-. Leaf Oak. Flooring. It Is uniform as to color aud texture, porfoct ip . """- -...- u auiu..u iiuuiu, us ruiuarHauiy smooiu Burtavu, u uuauicasocu, uuu u juukbs an laeai foundation for a beautiful interior. Y.nf mm Irnnur ihn atlrn nf iha vnnM.aia.Mi. .l.t.' . i . ... ww - ,.-.. ...- .. -. .uu .uvum juu wisu. iv iiugr, IOU Will ,be surprised and pleased at the figures we can quoto you on -inch'LongiBell Forked Leaf Oak Flooring. tn Big. Basin Lumber Company Telephone 107 Muln and Spring Streets Hut I Hbow, t i.n't fair To. tallHr niy lack of hair I kncVHrsr scafco and embryonic, llut I'nsolng iogo nnd got somo tonic, An' I'll mako It grow, grow liko tbo dlckons, Just watt and soo, you old-tlmo chickens." So ho got somo garlic ground it up; Somo castor oil, about a cup; A plcco of cheese, somo Roso Queen soap, And, mixed it up; 'twas awful dopo; Applied tho mess within, without, And waited for tho hair to sprout. '! Full two weeks passod, and still no hair, And Garrett's hopo turned to des pair; Ho wept and criod, and crlod and wept, And droamod of it wbono'cr ho slept. And nibbed his flngors foellngly On tbo slippery spot whoro tho hair hair should bo. Tho girls would pass and slap bis nut And say: "You're there, Oh, yes, all but That stuff on top that wo call lair It you bad that, you'd bo all thero! Such talk as that tried Oarrett soro- ir. And, bis dandor up, ho called Fred Morley. Said ho to Fred: "You're a do- tectlvo. Tbo ladles horo say I'm defective; And you aro now duly commissioned To learn it I am so deficient That I can't grow a slnglo bristle, If you find ono, Just toot your wblstlo. Well, Morloy camo without much hopo And brought with him a mlcroscopo, IDs tweczors and a worn out prayer, And did his best to find a balr. Ife'd squoezo his domo, and then he'd pinch, And Jab his twoezers In an Inch And pull it out, an' bless your soul! All ho could find was Just tho boto. Then, MJnnlo'd laugh, and Meta'd grin, And Sheriff Low who'd happon in Would say; "woro I in your posi tion, I'd go and, get a requisition To buy a wig or a boudoir cap; So, on your way you poor old sap, And ask tho county to holp you. out, For, dern your hldo, your hair wont sprout! Thus Oarrett tr.cd. You know tbo rest HowA finally ho gamoly 'tossed That his head was barren without a jdoubt And how tbo county helped him out, l . And bought him a second band toupee, Which Garrett Is wearing to this day. There's truth In every .word ,J've said; There's, a funny wig- on tfarrttt's bead; And like the deacon's one hoss shay, . ' Will fall to pieces somo fine day. - siliF m v ' afVMKk 1 J .XI EVERY dollRhtful phaso or now millinery modes is inter preted with tho artistry and originality that characterize! our new display. For sport wear, for afternoon occasions, or ovonlng affairs, you will find horo an unusually interesting col lection for your guldanco In selecting your Spring Hat. Colors aro Irresistibly lovely, particularly tho Rose, American Ilcauty, Taupe and Creams. This Is indeed an unpuralleled nrray for children nnd ladles nt from 50c to $3.50 For tho homo milliner wo havo a pleasing assortment of flowers which Damo Fashion has docreod shall bo tbo principal docoratlonfor tho coming season. Prices from 15c t 25c Klamath Variety ShoD 5-10-15 and 25c STORE EVERYBODY'S STORE r ' DRS MAI F F.TT ANn,N0TICBi!vrnMi proposals to MALLETT Chiropractors OFFICH 0'ER UNDERWOOD'S Phono B30-J Seventh and Slain Wi ' Richer in food value than meat or eggs, yet as economical as any staple you can serve two reasons for the popularity of Del ' Month Beans with Tomato Sauce. Their enticing flavor is another, )'SMM3Pk pill' , stf?4uiim9vafl' i Sealed proposals will bo received by tho Common Council of tbo city or Klamath Falls, Oregon, until Monday, tho Hth day of March, A. D. 1921 at tho hour of 8 o'clock P. M. of said day, at tho city hall In said city at which tlmo and placo proposals to purchaso will bo oponod nnd consldorod, for tbo purchaso of rG0,73C.00, city of Klamath Falls, general obligation bonds, payable 20 years from dato of Issuo, bearing a rato of IntoroBt not oxcoodlng six por cent por annum; Intorost payablo soml-unnually; principal and Intorost payablo at Oregon Fiscal Agency In tho city of Now York, Stato pf Now York, or nt tbo offlco, of tho treas urer of said city as determined by mutual aKroomont of purcbasor and council. Tboso bonds aro to bo Issued in denominations of ono thousand dollars, (11000,00) oacb, and to bo numbored from ono to flfty-ono in clusive. Said bonds are to be issuod in puruuanco of Ordlnanco No. 408 of said city; and nro to bo issued for mo purpose of installing a sowor system In tho territory known ns Mills Addition, In occordanco with tho plans, ni'oclflcatlona and ostl males of tho city onglnoer. Each pro posal to purchaso said bonds must be accompanied by. n check for 6 of thq amount of tbo proposal cortltlod by somo" responsible bank" and pay ablo to said city. Proposals must be floated and ondersod: "Proposals to purchaso Mills Addition sower bonds." Said bonds' aro to bo sold for cash' at dato of delivery, and for a prlco not Iobs than par, Tho right to rojoct any and all proposals, is noreoy resorvod. Jiy ordor of tho Common Council. A. L, LBAVITT, Police Judge- of tho city of Kla math Falls, Oregon. Febi 10 M-l Yachting is tho favorlto recreation of Mrs. Lloyd tioorgo, wife ot tbo. British prim ominlstor. Ono of tho fow womon locksmiths In Amorlca is Mrs. C. 0. Dublo o( Now Orleans. BS5S-9ES9e9Sf Cakes' -JikeMofher oseihrndkei only -and my . how ovttciowFwim westefsf pure crtdm I5& Ttke Hdmea Don 0butjmufs"3Ot r