L4 ATTJRDAY, FKRRUAllY 5, 1021. The Evening Herald n j. Mumuv TOKO SOULH . ............-Klltor City Editor Published dally oxcopt Sundny, by The Horajd Publishing Company of Klamath Falls, at 119 Klghth Stroot. Entered at tho postofflco at Kla math Falls, Oro., for transmission through tlio malls as socond-class matter. MEMBER OF THE ASSOCIATED PRESS. Tlio Associated Press Is exclusively entitled to tho uso for republication ot all news dlspatchos credited to It, or not othorwlso credited In this papor, and also tho local nows pub llihor herein. SATURDAY, FEBRUARY ,5, JfRSl. ' 11UENA VISTA ITEMS Moro new nolghbors In Iluena Vis ta addition Is tho latest news. Walter Heifer Is moving Into his now houso at Shlpplngton. Tho Pelican Boy Lumber company tho prospects ot having a new school their offlco building at Pelican city. Local pooplo aro much elated over tho pros poets of having a now schol building soon. Tho steamer Vmp Is still on tho ways but Captain Llnman Is anxious tor tho Ico to break up on tho Upper Jako so that ho can launch tho vos tel. Captain Wlckstrom Is engaged la building tho finest bargo over mod eled In Klamath county. Ho has tho work well underway. Tho bargo when completed will cost approxi mately 4,000. Tho work of reinforcing tho bolt er furnaces of tho Klamath Lumber and Box Manufacturing company's mill at Shlpplngton has been com pleted. Other repair work will bo done as soon as tho weather moder ates. ' More surveying was being done on the flat north of Shlpplngton on Friday, for what purposo rumor say th not. Last Wednesday night tho second of a scries ot community mcotlngs was held at the residence ot R. D. Yancey. Tho ovcnlng was spent In enjoyment of songs, Instrumental music and recitations. Tho "Groundhog" danco at St. Cloud was one of the best attended ot tho season. It was tho 192nd dance hold In the castle In tho past Un years. All dances at St. Cloud aro strictly Invitational' and none but ticket holders are admitted. TULB LAKE HOMESTEAD NOTES. Mrs. Crandall and son, Russell were In Klamath Falls Saturday call ing on friends and attending to busi ness. Tho number ot homesteaders has been Increased by tho advent of an 8 pound boy in the homo of Mr. and Mrs. Joe Kotera, Jr. Young Joseph Albert is a fine baby and gladly wel comed by tho family and neighbor hood. More snow is welcomed by those who aro cutting and hauling wood and posts. We 'consider this a fine winter tor ranchers. Charlie Faught Is remodeling his touring car. making a bug ot it. Mr. Crandall met with a painful accident Saturday. He stepped on a sail in a board, which tho recent snow had covered. Ho had an accid ent some months ago injuring his knee which Is slow to recover and Is kept closely confined to the house. HUMPHItEY FUNERAL Funeral rites for Mrs. Charles Humphrey were held In the chapel of tho Whltlock undertaking parlors this afternoon, a large number of friends of the decedent gathering to assist In the service. The Reverend S. J. Chaney ot the Methodist church conducted ho service. The pall bearers were members of tho Odd Fellows lodge. Interment was made la tho local ccmotcry. m SOILVEIDER-LOCKWOOD. Announcement of the marriage ot Miss Ernjna Schneider to Ernest Lockwood, which occurred in Eugene about 10 days ago, has been received hero. Miss. Schneider was employed hero as a milliner for some time, and has many friends who will bo pleas ed to hear of her marriage. McCOY HOME SOLD. J. Wu McCoy has sold his homo on the corner of Pine and Cedar streets to W. D. Stevens, who with his son, recently 'purchased tho Link River Battery station. Doth Stevens famil ies have moved Into tho home, which is very roomy and convenient. m V1BK BUBBEB MAN HERE. Cbiftrlee Crozlor of San Francisco, district sales manager for the Fisk Rubber & Tire Company, Is in town today doing business with Charley Johnson, of Charley'a Pmce. Mr. Johnson holds tho exclusive agency tor Fisk goods here, and Is looking for 'another good sales season In that THE Everett True rLC HAAT A ft w TM wi BAKCD SPUD AKJO A OtoaC OF MOCHA ', tDU Qo,NJ DO t-C , -BrWxtf' ffigk H! iw' imvmvmL COUNTY ISP SCHOOL CORNER EDITED IIY HIGH STUDENTS ENTERTAINED BY CONOR LITERARY Friday, January tho 28th. , tho Connor Literary Society ot the high school entertnlncd tho student body and visitors. Tho program consist ed of a onp act comedy, entitled "Way Down South." Tho comedy was written oy uooeri imam, a sophomore in high school. The scene was at a village post offlco ot a southern town. Tho town folk .watting for their mall, cracked jokes, sang songe and played craps. Several ncgro girls said that they bet "Luko and Matthew could sing better 'n Paul and Peter." Tho boys, Robert and'Oran Milam, according ly sang duetsj the first one being by Luke and Matthew was entitled "Get away from dat Cornfield." Tho other by Dean Beckley and Clifford Hogue, or Paul and Peter, was "Jake he spied a Possum." The selections were very much enjoyed. The entrance ot tho preacher, Aard Ady, broke up the game of craps and everybody got very relig ious. He then gave them a sermon about the prodlgcal son, who started homo but wos.dotalned by rtho flood, being at Jastiwqlcomed borne by bis father clasping him In his arms and crying "Absolom my Absolom!" Tho sermon mado everybody serious and tboy sang some religious songs. A negro Doy entered saying that tho preachor was wanted to perform a wedding Coroinony. Tho preacher said "I will marry them right hero." To tho tuce of "Dixie Land" tho couplo wero bound In the holy bonds ot matrimony. Suddenly the father of the bride dashes through tho crowd and Is very furious to find bis daughter has been married- without his consent. Tho brldoVmother, a very "tiny" lady with a hug'o rolling pin entered at this crucial moment and tells her husband to behave him self and go home. She then Invited everybody over to the wedding feast. Tho Conor Lltorary Society cov ered itself with glory. The student body Is looking forward to tho time when it will bo entertained again by this society.' Mrs. Solomon, the ad visor of the Connor Society and Miss Applegate, the music director, de serve much credit. Tho Boy's Glee club helped greatly in making tho entertainment a successful ono. Tho cast of characters was as follews: Aard Ady Mr. Johnslng, the par son, 'Kenneth Gordon Joshua Simp kins, bride's father. Joslo Honzlk Marlah Slmpklrm, brido's mother. Clatus Meredith Hoslklah Jong es, bridegroom. Lois Staub Miss SImpklns, bride. Greta Madison Mandy, negro glrL Esther Will Llzy, negro elrl. Dorothy Hammond Sarah Ann, negro girl. Lloyd Cox, -Joo, Postmaster. . Lester ebfer Snowball, wedding witness. Kenneth Myers Jake. Crap shooters. Charles Hosse Rastai. EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH BALLS. OREGON By Concio jEl T30Kj(s S7AK, THAT rivLiiivijs AfVOUMTJ AFTCR MY OROSrVTJ IN THIS IClTCHeMJll SCHOOL STUDENTS SOCIETY Dean Beckley Luke. Clifford Hogue Matthew. Robert Milam Paul. Ornn Milam Poter. Robert Gootz Sambo, Joko crack er. Minor editors Konnoth Caso, Delos Mills, Weaver Solomon, Rob ert Cornish, Irving McCall, Roger Montgomery, William Vnlo, Wendell Smith. PLAN MUSICAL PROGRAM The music society of high school Is planning to glvo an entertainment sometlmo this month. Of course, thls society works with each lltorary society, and therefore has an unusual amount ot work, but it Is equal to It. A STUDENT'S COMPLAINT We bavo a high school in Klamath Falls, 'Tho no one seems to just know, Wby wo don't spend moro time there, And less at the movto show. They say tho bill is good for us, It mokes us healthy and strong. And wo should know our lessons woll, And never got anything wrong. But If wo had some placo to play, Llko a gym or tennis court, Whoro wo could go at tho end of the day, And havo some good, clean, sport. Maybo wo'd stay away from tho dances And places we shouldn't go, , And maybo wo'd not stay up at nights, The newest Jazz songs' to know, I think It you'd think it ovor, You will plainly seo, That if wo had a park and gymna sium, What dandy students wo'd be. MILDRED LEWIS PROBLEM IN ANCIENT HISTORY Kluiuld Some Olymplanx Como to Tewn: Zeus would havo to pay 20 for a haircut. Minerva would havo to pawn her shield to pay tho rent. Terpsichore would havo to learn the shimmy, Apollo would havo to got Into over alls. Cbronos would novor get any where, being always an hour lato by tho clock. Diana would hunt In gingham. Momus would bo pinched for al coholic laughter, Herculos would undergo his 13th labor 'at 'tho subway rush hour. By I. J. M. DOMINIC- SCIENCE NOTES Because of tho non-standardisation ot cooking courses throughout the country, Dean Milam, of tho Oregon . . i s ' "U I li ii ww ' " Society Mrs. W. S. Phillips, ot 210 Pine ntroot. entertained tho Art Noodle Work club nt hor homo Wednesday afternoon. Lunchoon was served In Mrs. Phillip's chnrmlng manner. Tho guest wero Mosdumos Wlnnurd, Slough, Meadows, nud Fleet, mid tho mombcrs present woro Mesdnmes U. K. Wuttonburg, Goo. Wlrtz, 0. M Ramsby, Fred Hoollur, Clin. Martin, E. P. Lawrence, 8. K. Martin, Carl Cumlngs, J. T. Unrnahun, M. S West, uutl A. Peel. Mrs. Emit Q. Dreher tit Lincoln stroot entertained Thursday and Friday nftornoou In honor of hor sister - In - law , Mrs. Walter A. Dreher tit Chicago, who Is u recent brldo. Thursday afternoon needle work and conversation wero tho di versions. Tho guests woro Mesdnmes F. R. Call, F. J. Porter, Wondnll Duly, J. W. llrowbakor, 11. C. Cor nish, John Dreher, and tho guest ot honor. Friday afternoon "500" was played. The honors woro won by Mrs. E. M. Iglo, and tho consolation trophy went to Mrs. G. C. Loron. Tho guests wero Mesdnmes (1. C. Lorenz, It. E. Doweeso, E. M. Kglo, John Dreher. L. L. Stein, Chits. Mar tin, Floyd B. Patty, 11. N. Boguo and tho guest of honor. Miss Mario McMillan entertained tho Brldgo Club nt Its regular meet Ing Thursday ufternoon ut tho homo of Mrs. W. O. Smith, when two tables of brldgo woro enjoyed. Tho highest score wns mado by Mrs. C. F. Stono. At tho closo of tho gnmu dainty refreshments wero served. Tho guests of tho club wero Mrs. J. W. Aloxandor of Northflold, Minne sota, and Mrs. Charles I. Roberts. Thursday morning Miss Mnry Pblouger entertained tho women members ot tho high school faculty at breakfast nt hor upartmont ou Pine street, tollawod by a theater party given for tho benefit ot tho suffering children of Europe. Mr. and Mrs. Charles F. Stomwell ontortalned at dlnnor Sunday nt their homo on Ninth street, their guests being Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Goldsmith and children, Mrs. Ilnlla and sons, John and Otto ot this city, and Mr. Louis Iloldlschar ot Malln. . Tho Missionary Socloty ot tho Christian church met with Mrs. E. II I co Thursday attorncon nt tho homo of Mrs. It. J. Sheets, 308 South Rivcrsldo stroot. A mission ary program was given, with Mrs. George Wlrtz as leador. At tho closo of tho mooting refreshments wero served by tho commltteo. Tho guests of tho socloty wore: Mcsdamcs J. W. Stelnmetz, K. G. Cummlngs, J, Fred Goellor, C. R. DoLap, E. Grif fith, C. Hlgglnson, Fred Oarlch, Ar thur Franklin, Jesse Bulley, R. J, Sheots, Harry Goeller, Vivian Sheets Tho members aro Ho v. and Mrs. C. F. Trlm,blo, Mcsdamcs Abbys, Vollmcr, McCormlck, Horbclt, Jesao Beckley, B. J. Mayor, B. McKIm, J. J. Keller, Johnson, Mel Miller, E. Bice, and W. B. Scehorn. Tho Past Matrons Club of Aloha Chapter O. E. S. wus entertained at tho Baldwin hotol Friday afternoon, with Mrs. L. F. WIIIIUh and Mrs. Frank Ward as hoitesses. Plans wero mado for tho coming year, after which a social afternoon was spent and delicious refreshments served by the hostesses. Those presont wore: Mesdames Wilbur Jones, Charles Martin ,Klp Van Rlpor, A. L. Loavltt, Qeorgo T. Baldwin, Frank Ward, L. F. WU lltts, Splkor, H. E. Momyor, Frank Ankeny anil Miss Maude Baldwin. Mrs. E. 8. Phillips ontortalnod tho Agricultural college, has mado tho ontranco roqulrom,onts for homo oconomlcs tho preparation and serv ing of a breakfast, luncheon, and dinner. Theroforo, tho Domestic Sclenco courso In tho Klamath Coun ty high school has been plannod ac cordingly. Tho cooking class will sorvo a luncheon In about two weeks. This will bo tholr examination ovor tho past two months' work. Tho girls will bo on tholr responsibility dur ing this lout and will recelvo no aid from Miss Dougherty, tho Instructor. Thoy havo already passod tholr ex amination on proparlng and serving breakfast. In tho spring, thoy will have Invited guests nnd servo din ners. MINNIE MICHAELSON THE GYI-SY ROVER Tho music studonts havo begun studying an oporetta callod "Tho Gypsy Rovor." Thoy aro working day and night, and conxoqucntly Brimq' of them seem !to bo uleopy. Neverthe less, burning tho midnight oil makes for success, and theso stu dents guaranteo an oporetta well worth 'attondlsg. How Good Is TT sssssF 3!f "V 'lH Hsf V ssssssl He Oiat vnons hie friend Wronrfs himself moro. and ever bonrr aboub A silent court of justice n his bruftfc, Himself a e)udrfa ni cJ" ant hlmsolf Tfia prisoner at Mia bar Can you read this stanza tinco very ory. placing all tho capitals and punctuation marks correctly. If not, bet ter truln your memory 1 Little Dorothy Lo ltiiyu of Wlmlnur, V., ran do better than that but then of course Eni:land. Sho Is only four, and can't read this atutmi, but when It was read rapidly to her once, sho repeated enn rattle off all the presidents from Washington down and glvo lite pop ulation of nil tho principal American cities. trifyxjvmitrirJJifJrrrrvmtririiifi'' " j Art Noodlowork Club Wednetlay afternoon at her homo on Pine street. Tho nftornoou was spent, ns usual with needtowork, nftor which danty refreshment'! -wore sorved by tho hostess, assisted by Mrs. E. P. Lnwrcnco. The gut'sts ot tho club wero Mcsdamcs: Her bert Phillips, Slough, Meadows and Wlnnard. Tho ladles of tho Elks mot Tues day afternoon at tho Elks Temple for an afternoon of cards and noodlowork. This was tho regular Tuesday social mooting. Mr. and Mrs. F. II. Patty enter tained with a delightful dinner par ty at tholr homo Wednesday even ing, whon they had as their' guests Mr. and Mrs. Maurrco Johnson, Mr. and Mrs. J. C. Brockcnbrough nnd Mr. C. Borroll ot Portland. Monday ovonlng, Mr. and Mrs. James Bambory entertained at dln nor nt their homo on Crescent uv- enuo, thu members ot tho choir of Sacred Heart church. Following tho dinner, for which covers wero laid for olghtccn, tho guests passed a do- llghtful ovonlng with music and dancing. It wns ono of the most en- Joyablo affair ot tho many social ovonts hold by tho choir, which un- dor tho direction ot Mrs. Bambory, has becomo an Important factor In tho inuilfut affairs ot Sacrod Heart parish. A number of friends ot Mr. and Mrs. Charles Collier, who returned this wcok from tholr honeymoon trip to California points, gnvu them un nlfl.ffmhfnnnil rhnvlvnrl nt tlin Wtilt.. I Pelican hotel. Nono enjoyed tho nf i fair moro thoroughly than did Mr, und Mrs. Collier. At tho conclusion of tho welcoming festivities, it was decided to bring tho evening to a close with n swimming party. Tliosu attondlng wero Mr. and Mrs. Collier, Mr. and Mrs. Fred Dunbar, tho Miss os RInkor, Llggott, und Gray and Messrs. Holllwell and Tfchnor. ' A farowell surprlso was given In honor ot Mr. and Mrs. Herbert L Murphy nt tholr homo on High stroot, Monday ovonlng, a number of tholr friends calling to bid them lion voyago on tho evo ot tholr doparturo to tholr now homo in tho Sacramonto valloy. Five Hundrod was tho gamo of tho ovonlng, at tho closo ot which dainty refreshments woro sorvod. Those present wore: Mr. and Mrs. A. Rlchter, Mr. and Mrs. Hans Smith, Mr. nnd Mrs. Murphy. Tuesday evening, u blrthdny party was given In honor of Homor Garlch, at tho Qarlch rosldonco on Ninth stroot. Tho ovonlng- was ploasantly spent In playing progressive COO. Tboso present wore: Mary Jon kins, Inez Jenkins, Eva Jenkins, Mario Obenchaln, Ruth Lindsay, Vale Lindsay, Ilesslo Tull, Luclllo Slior man, Esthor Calkins, George Carr, Paul Hilton, Albert Bradloy, Ernest McCollup, Bruce Porklns, Rogor Montgomery, Dofols Mills, Clifford Hogue,-, and Homor Oarlch. Nothing Is being loftuindono that will contribute to tho success ot tho danco to be given noxt Thursday February 10th by the ladies Auxll- PAOH Koun Your Memory? condomnod. over qulrkly llicn wrllo It from mum- slurs tho memory marvel oi wow It Immrdluloly without itu error. Bho Mw o- o NEW TODAY -o FOR HALE 1-20 and 1-2G II. P. AO CO cycle 440 Volt .Motors complete with compensator) und basis As good ns now, 1 Hand saw stretchur for 0 Inch saws. 400 Yds 10 lb. rails. 3-ltoller bearing lumber rars 30 Inch gatigu. Tomlln Box Company, Med ford, Oregon. C-l 1 FOR RKNT Nicely furnished bod room In furnace heated private homo. Hot wuler at all hours. Two blocks from Main. Phone 244. t FOR RENT Ono housekeeping room anil ono bedroom. 1143 Pine. Phono 317R. C7 ' FOR RUNT 3 room furnished apart ment, with bath. CC1 Calif. Ave. C-7 . , . r . FOR SALE Nicely fumUhrd bonis of flvu rooms, largo boement, nic est location In town. A real nlro home, very reasonable terms, Box C. W. P. Herald office, 6-7 FOR 8AI.E t pure bred Poland . China boar ono year old. guaran teed a good breeder, weight about 2C0 pounds, Ono puro bred Poland China sow, bred. Theso hogs nro both of pure breed, but no relation. I got thorn from C. W. Hhumato, Olympla, Wash. Luther Holbrook, Malln, Oro. 6 WANTED Threo or four room or a cottage unfurnished -by man and wife. No children Apply Box (1. S. Herald offlco. fi-7 i If you aro looking for n homo nlo seo Fred llucslng, 1020 Main Br, Ask to see hi two beautiful Crescent Ave. lots. Magnificent view. r, -1 1 i Women's Organization , Selects Year's Officers Following tho declNlon of tho worn men of tho city to orgunlzn an aux iliary ot tho Klamath county cham ber of commerce yesterday nftor noou, an election of officer took placo, Mr. Y. S, Henry being chosen prosldont, nnd Mrs. Paul Bognrdus, vice president. Mrs. Froy Murphoy wuh elected socrotary. No date for tho noxt mooting of tho nuxlllary was sot but It Is un derstood that ono wlfl bo hold soon at tho call ot tho prosldont. Inry of tho Amorlcan Legion for tho ox-sorvico men nnd tholr friends. This Is ono ot thu series that ha boon plannod for tho wlntor month and Invitations aro now bolng Issuod. Tho affair will bu hold at tho Whlto Pollcan hotol and It I oxpocted that thuro will bo u largo attendance. Rocontly tho Initios of tho O. H. B. formed a club to glvo a sorlcs of social ovcnlngs during tho com. Ing year. Tho first of the, hri-i was given last night nt Musonlo hnll nnd tho commltteo -In chargo, of which Mrs. Klpp Via Rlpor i chairman, was mado un of tho fol lowing Indies: Mosdamos Peyton, Van Rlpor, B. M. Hall. F. II. Patl. Oscar Shlvo, Lloyd Stewart. L. L. Truux nnd Miss Muutle Baldwin. About 0C guostB woro present nnd duo wns playod, tho nrlzoa for hluk scoro bolng awarded to Mm. W. C. Van Kmon and George Burton ana tho consolation prlzoa to Mr. CJeorge I. Wright ana E. R. Danner. At tho closo of tho evening refresh ments wore sorvod, V W-"1""