paoh mucin
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
SULPHUR
BEES
PILESJT H
AlituMt Instant jtollof nml nt Very
Hmnll Cont
Tlin momont you npply, n Illtlo
Montho-Sulphur the ItcMon;. Irrlln
tlon and blooding stors. Don't cbn
tlnuo to Buffer bocnuso quick relief
waits you,
Any druggist will supply ypu with
'a amall Jar of Montho-Hulphur. Thin
Booms to nootlio, hcnl nml dry up tho
troublo quicker than n.iylulr.g else.
AdT.
A classified Ad will sell It.
MUNICIPAL 1'AVINO
I'liANT W OHHAI'KBT.
rOUTIiANI), Jan. 31. I'ortlnnd'B
municipally owned paving plant hid
In open competition with contractors
on nlnotaon major projoctn In tho
city In 1020 and won thorn nil accord
ing to tho annual report on tho plant
tnndo to tho council. Tho dlfforoncs
hatwoon tho lowest' privuto hid for
ono Job and tho prlco for which tho
city plant completed tho Job wan ro
ported to total T08,19.
In addition to putting down pavo
mont at record low coot, tho roport
ald, tho plant paid Its own opornt
Ing oxponsos and turnod Into tho city
gonorat fund a profit of 111,824,
nvallnblo for piiblla uso. A total of
15(1,875 squaro yards of pnvomont
wan put down during tho year, and
In addition 2642 pntches woro put on
old pnvomonts,
TUESDAY, FKBRVAXr 1, 1M1.
The Office Cat
Rheumatic Joinw
faftfala fljght Out- Try IhV.
Rheumatism la "pln only," Not
one ease In fifty requires Internal
treatment. Slop drugging! Hub
soothing, penetrating "Bt. Jacobs
Oil" directly Into your no re; etlff
Joints and muscles and relief comos
Initantly. "Bt. Jacoba Oil" la n barm
(a rheumatism euro which nerer
dliappolnu and cannot bora or dis
color Ue akin.
Limber npl Quit eomplalnlngl (let
a amatl trial bottlo of old-time "St.
Jacoba Oil" at any drug ptoro and In
Jost a moment you'll bo free from
rheurruitla pain, sorones and stiff
ness. Don't aufforl Ilellof nnd n cure
awalta you. "St. Jacobs Oil" haa cur
ed million of rboumntlam aufforera
In tho loet half contury, and la Just
aa good for sciatica, nouralgla, Inm
bago, baekacha, apralu and awoll-
Ingi.
CM Si TH
NT
haa ji quoor method of shooting Ita
proywith a tiny Jet of wator.
It Is flgurod that It would tako
throo years boforo a soldier can bo
considered 100 por cent efficient.
During tho reign of Louis XII la
Franco, kissing was yory popular la
court.
Boston has 20 cemeteries, mil but
throo of which might bo called old.
I1V JDMC8
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Fori tho Lovo O' Harmony,
legislators, oro you floo,
Hearken to our earnest ploa,
Pass a law to atop tho glnlc
Whoso llo Is groon and collar plnkl
Keith Ambroso comos forth with
somo valuablo and horotofore un
known Information. Wo present It for
tho approval of our custemers: Thoro
should bo no mystory as to why
Christopher Columbus stood tho egg
on end. Ho was looking for tho bam
''There' More Real Satisfaction"
ays the Good Judge
In a little of tho Real To
bacco Chew, than you ever
got out of tho ordinary kind.
The good rich taste lasts so
long you don't need a fresh
chcv nearly as often that's
why it costs you less to chew
this cluss of tobacco.
Any man who uses the Real
Tobacco Chew will tell you
thut.
r .
Put up in two styles
W-B GUT ia u long fine-cut tobacco
RIGHT CUT is a short-cut tobacco
Order Your Suit Now
Prices of Woolens have been reduced Per
fect fit guaranteed. Prompt delivery.
Your inspection invited.
CHAS. J. CIZEK,
Merchant Tailor
Kill That Cold With
CASCARA Q QUININE
& JSWL4a..
Colds, Coughs WM
AND
La Grippe
NcRlccU-'d Colds cro Dangcr&is
TUt no dianccs. Keep this Kamiard rcmojy hnnly for th nut innii,
Drcaks up a col J in 24 liouri lteliovt
Orlppo In 3 days Excellent f or 1 Iodacho
Qulnlno In this form dors not affect lha haad Cucata Is but Tonic
LauUve No Opiato in Hill's.
ALL DRUGGISTS SELL IT
WOOD
The thing you want to know about wood la this.
What wood will giro me tho most heat for tho least money?
Oar ten years experience In the fuel buslnesa haa taught us that
SLAB-WOOD IS CHEAPEST
Fhone in your orders wo promise quick wtIco
9
O. Peyton & Co.
"WOOD TO BURN"
OSCAR PEYTON WTLbAJU) PBVTOK
419 Main St. Phone 535
Noror condemn a man for being
knock-kneed; that may only bo tho
way his pants aro prossod.
An actress In tho avcrago musical
comedy has a rfbod chanco to soo most
of tho country and the country baa a
good chanco to soo most of tho act
rose.
WANTED, A HnbsUtuto.
"Damn" Isn't a cuss word, accord
Injr to a well-known Klamath Falls
Clergyman. And It was always such
a soui-sausrying snocK-ansoroing
word too.
IMdJa?
"Did you ever notice," asked tho
old grouch, "that tho cuss who kin
do ever'tblng seldom doea any'
thing."
Under Tho Mistletoe
She: What's tho ahapo of a klssT"
He: "Olro mo ono and I'll call It
square."
Mnrrlago xnakos
which onoT
them ono hut
A clown Is alwaya funny, but ho
seldom owns a circus.
Doing business without advertis
ing Is llko winking at a girl In the
dark, you know what you aro doing,
but nobody elso does.
Iyouls Hoagland says that geUfh'
out of bed thoso cold mornings Is
worse than going back In the army.
Fow things havo fallen aa flat as
the latost cross country balloon raeo.
A Franklin. Indiana, bridegroom
who collapsed In church during the
woddlng ceremony has our aympathy.
No man has tho stamina to go thru
with a church woddlng, although
orcry woman has. A church full of
pooplo, and tho regular organist In
her now trlcotlno dress fiddling with
tho keys, and tho preacher In his
I'rlnco Albert, and tho hush, and the
flowora and tho light through stain
ed glasa windows no wonder the
poor follor koolod over. In tho mor
les tboy do It, but not In real llfo.
Thoro'a a ststuto against cruel and
unusual punishment.
Rcgi-tcrinK Doubt.
(Judgo)
Orocor Whon I was a boy, I ro-
celvod f 1.G0 por week and savod
money.
Clork Yos, but thoy didn't havo any
ensh resistors then.
Glddap
Llfo Is real, llfo Is oarnost,
Dut to snvo our bloomln' soul,
Mattora not to what wo turnost
Still wo can't acqulro a roll.
. '
Includod In new torrltory acqulrod
by Russia aro more than 10,000,000
acres of forests.
DANCING SCHOOL
Teaching of up-to-date dancing,
w.u OnA-Rtun. Fax-Trot and
Schottls'cho, by competent lady and
gentlemen instructors.
1.25 per lesson for gentlemen.
f 1.00 por lesson for ladles.
810.00 for ten lessons for gentlemen.
98.00 for ten lessons tor ladles.
Lessons start Friday, January II,
and will be given every Tuesday and
Friday night at 8 o'clock aharp In
Main Hall.
Froo admission to all ladles who
are good dancers.
Darkens nllautlfully nnd Itcetoroi
Un Nnturnl Color find
Lustra At On oo
Common gardon sago, browod Into
a heavy tea, with sulphur and alco
hol added, will turn gray, streaked
and- faded hair beautifully dark and
luxuriant. Mixing tho Sago tea, anC
Sulphur recipe at homo, though, is
trouhlosomo. An easier way Is to got
tho reody-to-uso , preparation, Im
proved by the addition of other in
gradients, a largo bottlo, at little
cost, at drug atoros, known as
'Wyeth's Bago and Sulphur Com
pound,' thus avoiding a lot of muss.
whllo gray, faded hair is not sin
iui, wo ail doslro to retain our
youthful appearand) nnd attractive
nrss. By darkening your hair with
Wyeth's Sago and Sulphur Com
pound, no one can toll, bocause It
does It so naturally, so ovonly. Tou
just dampen n spoogo or soft brush
with It and draw this through your
hair, taking ono small strand at a
time; by morning all gray hairs
have dlsaappcared. Aftor another ap
plication or two your hair becomes
beautifully dark, glossy, soft and
luxuriant, and you appear years
youngor. Adr.
The
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HKDWOOD GltOVK IS
MEMOUIAIi TO IIEIIO
CENTRAL
Hotel
STEAM HEATED
ROOMS BY THE WEEK, $5.00 AND UP
OPEN
ALL NIGHT
SAN FIIANCISCO, Fob. 1 Ono
of California's groves of big rod-
woods was dedicated rocontly as a
momorlal to Colonel Raynal C. Doll
ing, sold to bo tho first Atnorlcan
officer of high rank to Ioso his llfo
In tho world war. Tho groro Is on
tho Eel rlvor, CO miles from Euroka.
Dr. J. C. Phillips, of Wenbam,
Mass., Cotonol Dolllng'a brother-in-law,
purchasod the grovo for tho
memorial and will present tho dood
to tho California Savo tho Itodwoods
loaguo. A momorlal tablot will bo
placed near tho entrance.
Deforo tho war Colonol Boiling
was general solicitor for tho United
States stool corporation.
Cigar Stand
A fine stock of Cif ars, Cigarettes aad
r ToInlCCS)
NEWS STAND
Latest Daily Papers, Maffaadoes aad
Periodicals
I
. GUY GARRETT, Manmgm- ,
Telephone' 165-W
a,'-'-WV't
Nice Juicy KKKr Cut From
Three-year-old Steers at These Prices, DELIVERED
Loin 25c
Round -. 20c
Roasts . .18c and 22c
Boil 13c and 15c
Call FRANCIS HANN0N Phone 2S3-J
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Pear PETEY:
Checked up our old dormitory pal "Snapper"
Tcebo this morning waiting on an appointment
down Pcachtrce St "Snap" wanted to know a
bookfull about, my visit to the Camel factories.
"Tell us old apple seed," says "Snapper", "you're
on the inside'! "Snap" still has that mighty,
annoying way of saying, "But that doesn't sur
prise me."
Anyhow when I explained about the millions
of Camels R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. made daily
what does the old bird sputter but : "Why, Shorty,
they'd have to make that many to supply the de
mand I Camels have the quality smokers want!
And, they have the most wonderful mellow mild
body and the most refreshing flavor ever created
in a cigarette! Of course they make Camels by
millions; of course they buy enough revenue
stamps from Uncle Sam every day to build a
duplicate of the Winston-Salem post office! Whjj
not? Smokers everywhere will have Camels 1"
But, "Snap" finally got to spilling some real
nobby Camel selling stuff ! "Shorty," says he,
"I want to put it on record that in all the times
I've pulled Camels out of my pocket to supply
somebody's shortage I've heard enough good
things said about 'em to all a volume I 'That
my brand': 'Camels are a wonderful cigarette'
it it .. r. u.. i ... rj.
4.1KC gcuuig uiuucy iiuiu iiuiuc, cib. - -
"Ana, snorty, what s tne answer t wny
Camels blend of choice Turkish and choice
Domestic tobaccos meets the universal taste I
And that's the 'hole story, old golf ball"!
Pete, you pet phonograph, did you ever,
hnar a better record?
Sincerely,
'Atlanta,
Wednesday.
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