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ENINd HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
PACK TWO
' "Tmltigs You tfoVt Know About People You Do Know
CUT FIRE LOSS
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lly Flro Chief Dclnney
The first stop In nil flro prevention
campaigns Is to Interest tlio comrnun
lty In which It Is launched In n Ken
oral clonn-up nnd removal of waste
materials of all description which
are to bo found in back yards, base
ments, closets and attics, which nro
tho catch-alls for every Kind of rub
bish and which constitute tho chief
flro breeder of every American city.
These clean-up campaigns, when
conducted by trained uniformed fire
men, havo been highly successful all
over tho country In reducing tho
city's contribution to the nation's
great annual ash heap which amount
od In tho year Just passed to over
1317,000,000, tho largest tiro doss
slnco 1900, tho year of tho San Fran
cisco disaster. What a tremendous
wnsto of tho country's resources
when wo stop to consider that more
than 85 per cent of all fires nro pre
ventable. Tho disposal of rubbish by tho in
dividual citizen through tho occasion
al kindling of bon tires Is encourag
ed by flro officials when under their
control through tho permit systom.
Any ono desiring to burn a trash
accumulation may sccuro a permit
from the officer In chargo of ths
nearest flro station or at flro depart
ment headquarters In the city hall.
Donflres should be fed slowly, be
located a safe distance from build
ings and fences and never started
on a windy day. Whore tbero Is any
danger of Igniting dry brush near by
n garden hoto or wet sack should bo
bandy.
Tho older children of tho school or
neighborhood should bo taught to
look upon themselves as safety first
scouts and to keep an oyo upon tho
younger boys, ono of whoso chief
pastimes Is tho starting of bonfires,
which soon get beyond their control
nnd frequently cause a serious fire.
lluli I'nlit Awny Willi .t Hiiuill
Motile or Old "HI.
.IlKOtll Oil."
Trial
ALICE M. RODCRTSON
Miss Alice M. 'itobortson of Ok
lahoma, tho only woman elected to
tho now congress, doesn't bellovo In
silk stockings. What's moro, sho nev
er woro a pair In her lite.
OllllKOON
Alvaro Obrcgon, one-nrmod presi
dent of Mexico, is a parlor conjuror.
Loves to astonish now acquaintances
by doing ono-handed tricks with
cards, coins, nnd pool balls.
KUISON
Thomas A. 1'illnon rofuscs to wear
pants with ordlnnry pockets.
11ns 'em mndo with old-fashioned
"ovorall" pockots down tho
front, bo things won't fall out when
ho sits down.
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Ho Informed us that It was n rat
with Its hair done pompadour. '
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MltS VINCCNT AS roil
Mrs. Vincent Astor has only n half
dozon evening gowns and nnd a halt
dozen street dresses, Sho could nf
ford to upend millions on clothes,
but rarely buys n dress that costs
ns much as 1200.
BUTTE. Mont., Jan. 31. Ico sknt
era of Dutto plan tho formation of a,
permanent organization to foster the
sport and provldo for annunl skating,
ovonts. Kmmott McCormick has bcon ,
BEM0TrarEIR
MH1MNG IDF YOU
EPONTT FEEIL MGIfflT
Says glass of hot watsr with
phosphate bsfor breakfast
washta out poisons.
Wlint'n HhoiimntlHiiiT 1'itlii mil)'.
Stop (lnicitltint Not olio niMo in
fifty require Intoiiint tU'iilimint.
Huh noothliiK, penetrating "Ht.
Jacnhri Oil" directly upon tho "tond-
or spot" nnd relief comes ItiHtantly.
m. jncous uii" is n imrmiemi rlioit
mntlsm and sciatica liniment, which
nevor disappoints mid cannot burn
tho skin.
Llmbor up! Quit complaining! (lot
n small trlnl hottlu from jour drug
Rlst, and In Just a moment you'll bo
free from rhuumatlo nnd sciatic pnln,
soronoss stlffnoss nnd swelling. Don't
sutforl Relief awaits you. Old, hon
est "St. Jacobs Oil" lias cured mil
lions of rlioumntlc sufferers In tho
Inst halt century, and Is Just ns good
for sclatlcn, neuralgia, lumbago,
bnckacho, sprains nnd welllnn.
Adv.
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Rheumatic Pain
Rwb it right out-Try this!
I lthoumatlsm ii "pain only.1
Not ono ensa In fifty requires Inter
, nal trentmont. Stop drugging! Hub
, tho misery right nwayl Hub yioth
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Tho number of bachelors over 35
who go to the altar as bridegrooms
is steadily increasing.
Tenth Annual
Masquerade Ball
MALIN HALL,
February 5, 1921
Ten Prizes, Valued at 9100.00 Will
Bo Awarded
Four to Ladle!
, Four to Gentlemen t
Ono to Ladies Groups
Ono to Gentlemen's Group.
Frizes will bo awarded to best rep
resentative characters. Prizes are
on display at the Kallna store.
N. D. Tho Ladles' First Prize,
one set of 46 piece) Hand-palntcd,
Imported Cblnawaro.
Good time guaranteed to cvery-
1Y JUNIUS
I'd bato to bo tho guy who lives
In advertising pages;
Ho walks about In underwear
Although a blizzard ragos.
Nowadays a baker's dozen means
about cloven.
Wouldn't It bo awful if ovory
body woro to take ono of
theso Do-Vour-Own-Doss corres
pondence courses?
Judge Tatt of Los Angeles, Cal.,
says everybody ought to think It
over seriously for ten days beforo ho
gets married.
By that time he'll olthor havo
changed bis mind or spent bis II
censo money.
Recently triplets camo to the
home of a family In St. Catherine,
Ont. Tboy named 'em Faith, Hopo
and Charity, In order of their ar
rival. Had they been quardruplcts.
tbo fourth would havo been christ
ened Calamity.
Llmbor up! Quit complnlnlngt (let
a small trial bottlo of otd-tlmn "St.
Jacobs Oil" at any drug start) nnd In
flint m tt rt -n a umiMI I.h tii, 4 .--..
If you wnko up with a bad tosto. ,, POnotrntlnjr "St. Jacobs OH" .11-1 rhmmmtln , .rn.. n,i Miff.
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named chairman of a commltteo to i " "roam nnu longuo is coniou; iijrcctiy Into tho soro, stiff Joints nnd.noss. Don't suffer! Itellof and n euro
look after dotnlls of organization of yur hoad ' aching; If what you cct muscles nnd relief comes Instnntlv i awaits you. (lot it! "St Jacobs Oil"
tEo now body which, it Is stated, I 80,,r8 nnJ tonus acid In stomach, or) "At. Jacobs Oil conquers pnin. It Is ,ls Just as good for slatlcu, nou
probably will Include devotees of tho you nro bilious, constipated, norvous, n harmless rheumatism euro which ralgla lumbago, bnckacho, sprains
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snort from tho entlro stnto nnd bo sallow nnu cant gel reeling just!"- ........ ...... m. -.-.---. ou,HB.
nnmed tho Montana Ico Skntora aa-' right, begin Insldo bathing. Drink;.
soclatlon. oororo uroaKiast, a ginss or not wat-
or with a teaspoon! ul of llmcstono
Adv.
German gun. were recently being! P1'" ' '; Tlili will flush tho
destroyed under tho pence trcnty at a polt0 nna t0XnB ,rm lomnf"' llv'
rato of 1000 a week.
JOINS MulHER HERE
Jesso James did a lot of mean
things. But he nover tried to
rent a 110 houso for $20 and make
the (cnanj pay his owp water bill.
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Tho average man bag all tho ro
sped and deferonco In tho world for
the woaker sex. That explains why
so many of cm will seo a woman
hang on a streot car strap thoy be
llovo the physical exorcise will bo
good for hor muscles.
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or, kidneys nnd bowels nnd clcnuso,
I sweeten and purify tho entlro all-
I montary tract. Do your Insldo bath-
, Ing Immediately upon arising In tbo
morning to wash out of tho systom all
the previous day's poisonous watto,
gases and sour bllo beforo eating
moro food.
To feel llko young folks feel; Uko
you felt boforo your blood and mus
cles became loaded with body Impuri
ties, get from your pharmacist a
quarter pound of llmcstono phos
phate which Is Inoxponslvo and al
most tasteless.
Men nnd womon who are usually
constipated, bilious, ' headachy or
have any stomach disorder should bo
gin this Insldo bathing beforo break,
fast adf.
Our Monuments
MAIIKI'IUS AND IIIIADSTONKH
Kmbody Dignity and DUllnrtion
Thoy aro doslgnod, cut nnd built
with particular regards for Individ--unl
roqulromonts. Long established
In business, uneicollod facllltlos and
modern mothods mako posstblo tho
attractive combination of suporla
tlvo quality and modorato prices,
our work affords.
Klamath Falls Marble
and Granite Works
1040 Main St
G. D. Grizzle, Proprietor
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HtNRY MAltsM
In referring to a musical show In
advertently as a "muscle" show wo
believe one of our esteemed ex
changes was moro or less right.
Henry Marsh, son of Peggy
Marsh, London actress, and tho lato
Henry Field III, has arrived In
America to Join his mother She's
here In connection with tho suit now
pending for a sharo of tho Field mil
lions on behalf of the boy.
Nice Juicy KKPsr Cut From
Three-year-old Steers at These Prices, DELIVERED
Loin .... 25c
Round 20c
Roasts . . . .18c and 22c ' ,
Boil 13c and 15c
Call FRANCIS HANN0N Phone 2S3-J
. The ''pen"
county Jail.
is mightier than the
The harder It rains the more soft
water we get.
Once upon a time a lawyer met a
fool and his money; tho next day the
fool met tbo lawyer with his
money.
A friend of ours, says that another
thing that Jars! tho box off a mar
ried man Is the fact that If he tries
to save any money be gets a reputa
tion of being mean to bis wife.
Chiropractic seems to bo on tho, Increase.
It's a cracking good profession.
Optimistic, Pome
For my Blessings I am Thankful
THANKFUL
And, if I bad a bankful
Of coin I'd buy a turkey,
But I haven't got tbo means;
, So I guess that I'll eschew It
Let tbo wealthy guys go to It,
(And I'll bo almighty grateful,
For my plato of pork and beans.
iVo asked Henry Stout yesterday
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The Hibernia Savings and Loan Society
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HIBERNIA BANK
INCORPORATED 1864
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.Market, McAllister and Jones Sts.
SAN'FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA
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Assets . . .
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Reserve Fund
$75,01 1,635.16
2,538,512.24
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AVERAGE AMOUNT OF DEPOSIT 808.30,
'BANKING BY MAIL"