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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 31, 1921)
v .,; ':-J,,.t - -.i MONDAY, JANUArtY ill", 1MM. V - - ENINd HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON PACK TWO ' "Tmltigs You tfoVt Know About People You Do Know CUT FIRE LOSS IK BONHHES HI OFRBBUD 1 H n NT lly Flro Chief Dclnney The first stop In nil flro prevention campaigns Is to Interest tlio comrnun lty In which It Is launched In n Ken oral clonn-up nnd removal of waste materials of all description which are to bo found in back yards, base ments, closets and attics, which nro tho catch-alls for every Kind of rub bish and which constitute tho chief flro breeder of every American city. These clean-up campaigns, when conducted by trained uniformed fire men, havo been highly successful all over tho country In reducing tho city's contribution to the nation's great annual ash heap which amount od In tho year Just passed to over 1317,000,000, tho largest tiro doss slnco 1900, tho year of tho San Fran cisco disaster. What a tremendous wnsto of tho country's resources when wo stop to consider that more than 85 per cent of all fires nro pre ventable. Tho disposal of rubbish by tho in dividual citizen through tho occasion al kindling of bon tires Is encourag ed by flro officials when under their control through tho permit systom. Any ono desiring to burn a trash accumulation may sccuro a permit from the officer In chargo of ths nearest flro station or at flro depart ment headquarters In the city hall. Donflres should be fed slowly, be located a safe distance from build ings and fences and never started on a windy day. Whore tbero Is any danger of Igniting dry brush near by n garden hoto or wet sack should bo bandy. Tho older children of tho school or neighborhood should bo taught to look upon themselves as safety first scouts and to keep an oyo upon tho younger boys, ono of whoso chief pastimes Is tho starting of bonfires, which soon get beyond their control nnd frequently cause a serious fire. lluli I'nlit Awny Willi .t Hiiuill Motile or Old "HI. .IlKOtll Oil." Trial ALICE M. RODCRTSON Miss Alice M. 'itobortson of Ok lahoma, tho only woman elected to tho now congress, doesn't bellovo In silk stockings. What's moro, sho nev er woro a pair In her lite. OllllKOON Alvaro Obrcgon, one-nrmod presi dent of Mexico, is a parlor conjuror. Loves to astonish now acquaintances by doing ono-handed tricks with cards, coins, nnd pool balls. KUISON Thomas A. 1'illnon rofuscs to wear pants with ordlnnry pockets. 11ns 'em mndo with old-fashioned "ovorall" pockots down tho front, bo things won't fall out when ho sits down. The Office Cat 3sKBBBBBBBBBBvMk UmBbBBB what Is a porcupine.? I Ho Informed us that It was n rat with Its hair done pompadour. ' ' 8KATKKS TO OHO.VXIZK ! MltS VINCCNT AS roil Mrs. Vincent Astor has only n half dozon evening gowns and nnd a halt dozen street dresses, Sho could nf ford to upend millions on clothes, but rarely buys n dress that costs ns much as 1200. BUTTE. Mont., Jan. 31. Ico sknt era of Dutto plan tho formation of a, permanent organization to foster the sport and provldo for annunl skating, ovonts. Kmmott McCormick has bcon , BEM0TrarEIR MH1MNG IDF YOU EPONTT FEEIL MGIfflT Says glass of hot watsr with phosphate bsfor breakfast washta out poisons. Wlint'n HhoiimntlHiiiT 1'itlii mil)'. Stop (lnicitltint Not olio niMo in fifty require Intoiiint tU'iilimint. Huh noothliiK, penetrating "Ht. Jacnhri Oil" directly upon tho "tond- or spot" nnd relief comes ItiHtantly. m. jncous uii" is n imrmiemi rlioit mntlsm and sciatica liniment, which nevor disappoints mid cannot burn tho skin. Llmbor up! Quit complaining! (lot n small trlnl hottlu from jour drug Rlst, and In Just a moment you'll bo free from rhuumatlo nnd sciatic pnln, soronoss stlffnoss nnd swelling. Don't sutforl Relief awaits you. Old, hon est "St. Jacobs Oil" lias cured mil lions of rlioumntlc sufferers In tho Inst halt century, and Is Just ns good for sclatlcn, neuralgia, lumbago, bnckacho, sprains nnd welllnn. Adv. 4 Rheumatic Pain Rwb it right out-Try this! I lthoumatlsm ii "pain only.1 Not ono ensa In fifty requires Inter , nal trentmont. Stop drugging! Hub , tho misery right nwayl Hub yioth i Tho number of bachelors over 35 who go to the altar as bridegrooms is steadily increasing. Tenth Annual Masquerade Ball MALIN HALL, February 5, 1921 Ten Prizes, Valued at 9100.00 Will Bo Awarded Four to Ladle! , Four to Gentlemen t Ono to Ladies Groups Ono to Gentlemen's Group. Frizes will bo awarded to best rep resentative characters. Prizes are on display at the Kallna store. N. D. Tho Ladles' First Prize, one set of 46 piece) Hand-palntcd, Imported Cblnawaro. Good time guaranteed to cvery- 1Y JUNIUS I'd bato to bo tho guy who lives In advertising pages; Ho walks about In underwear Although a blizzard ragos. Nowadays a baker's dozen means about cloven. Wouldn't It bo awful if ovory body woro to take ono of theso Do-Vour-Own-Doss corres pondence courses? Judge Tatt of Los Angeles, Cal., says everybody ought to think It over seriously for ten days beforo ho gets married. By that time he'll olthor havo changed bis mind or spent bis II censo money. Recently triplets camo to the home of a family In St. Catherine, Ont. Tboy named 'em Faith, Hopo and Charity, In order of their ar rival. Had they been quardruplcts. tbo fourth would havo been christ ened Calamity. Llmbor up! Quit complnlnlngt (let a small trial bottlo of otd-tlmn "St. Jacobs Oil" at any drug start) nnd In flint m tt rt -n a umiMI I.h tii, 4 .--.. If you wnko up with a bad tosto. ,, POnotrntlnjr "St. Jacobs OH" .11-1 rhmmmtln , .rn.. n,i Miff. . . t- . - I. I. 11 .. . ,---- ......... B-....f .,. .-..-WT-. .. t.( !- named chairman of a commltteo to i " "roam nnu longuo is coniou; iijrcctiy Into tho soro, stiff Joints nnd.noss. Don't suffer! Itellof and n euro look after dotnlls of organization of yur hoad ' aching; If what you cct muscles nnd relief comes Instnntlv i awaits you. (lot it! "St Jacobs Oil" tEo now body which, it Is stated, I 80,,r8 nnJ tonus acid In stomach, or) "At. Jacobs Oil conquers pnin. It Is ,ls Just as good for slatlcu, nou probably will Include devotees of tho you nro bilious, constipated, norvous, n harmless rheumatism euro which ralgla lumbago, bnckacho, sprains ......... I nnvnp il Iftfitttinlnf a nn.l itnn tint tlll ..t u..lllB.u. snort from tho entlro stnto nnd bo sallow nnu cant gel reeling just!"- ........ ...... m. -.-.---. ou,HB. nnmed tho Montana Ico Skntora aa-' right, begin Insldo bathing. Drink;. soclatlon. oororo uroaKiast, a ginss or not wat- or with a teaspoon! ul of llmcstono Adv. German gun. were recently being! P1'" ' '; Tlili will flush tho destroyed under tho pence trcnty at a polt0 nna t0XnB ,rm lomnf"' llv' rato of 1000 a week. JOINS MulHER HERE Jesso James did a lot of mean things. But he nover tried to rent a 110 houso for $20 and make the (cnanj pay his owp water bill. ra fw jmur eyes! c' " j"' 1m) - ' Tho average man bag all tho ro sped and deferonco In tho world for the woaker sex. That explains why so many of cm will seo a woman hang on a streot car strap thoy be llovo the physical exorcise will bo good for hor muscles. f " """" " ''"' if1Gfyfi . r-. " ' SBfgSSHSBJK'afc',. r- 3BBBbBBB1&7Sj4 " vPSBBBBSscS Wp'KflrT",!1,'1! . .'i7 I BSBBBBBsKX'VtSBBBBBBBBBSl I SBSBBBSSBBBBSBSSR fStW" "i TVvRB?j!Smn or, kidneys nnd bowels nnd clcnuso, I sweeten and purify tho entlro all- I montary tract. Do your Insldo bath- , Ing Immediately upon arising In tbo morning to wash out of tho systom all the previous day's poisonous watto, gases and sour bllo beforo eating moro food. To feel llko young folks feel; Uko you felt boforo your blood and mus cles became loaded with body Impuri ties, get from your pharmacist a quarter pound of llmcstono phos phate which Is Inoxponslvo and al most tasteless. Men nnd womon who are usually constipated, bilious, ' headachy or have any stomach disorder should bo gin this Insldo bathing beforo break, fast adf. Our Monuments MAIIKI'IUS AND IIIIADSTONKH Kmbody Dignity and DUllnrtion Thoy aro doslgnod, cut nnd built with particular regards for Individ--unl roqulromonts. Long established In business, uneicollod facllltlos and modern mothods mako posstblo tho attractive combination of suporla tlvo quality and modorato prices, our work affords. Klamath Falls Marble and Granite Works 1040 Main St G. D. Grizzle, Proprietor llfttsW? " r ssT sssssftM MtSAAMAA-VW-iiMia HtNRY MAltsM In referring to a musical show In advertently as a "muscle" show wo believe one of our esteemed ex changes was moro or less right. Henry Marsh, son of Peggy Marsh, London actress, and tho lato Henry Field III, has arrived In America to Join his mother She's here In connection with tho suit now pending for a sharo of tho Field mil lions on behalf of the boy. Nice Juicy KKPsr Cut From Three-year-old Steers at These Prices, DELIVERED Loin .... 25c Round 20c Roasts . . . .18c and 22c ' , Boil 13c and 15c Call FRANCIS HANN0N Phone 2S3-J . The ''pen" county Jail. is mightier than the The harder It rains the more soft water we get. Once upon a time a lawyer met a fool and his money; tho next day the fool met tbo lawyer with his money. A friend of ours, says that another thing that Jars! tho box off a mar ried man Is the fact that If he tries to save any money be gets a reputa tion of being mean to bis wife. Chiropractic seems to bo on tho, Increase. It's a cracking good profession. Optimistic, Pome For my Blessings I am Thankful THANKFUL And, if I bad a bankful Of coin I'd buy a turkey, But I haven't got tbo means; , So I guess that I'll eschew It Let tbo wealthy guys go to It, (And I'll bo almighty grateful, For my plato of pork and beans. iVo asked Henry Stout yesterday u ,( VSMMSBBISH I IBB I ISBBlWnr ''IIIIsbbuyIIsBsvSsbbHIIIIsm 'SBsUISkBBVHPVSWSBBBrSV7PBBBBBBBIBWi '---. I ( f ,JVf t ,! f .1' I . The Hibernia Savings and Loan Society -H' i .. V, I i,1 - ( 1 HIBERNIA BANK INCORPORATED 1864 O F r I C E .Market, McAllister and Jones Sts. SAN'FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA i Assets . . . i Reserve Fund $75,01 1,635.16 2,538,512.24 t V 1 I nf If umbkh or Depositors 80,848 Write to us for ( ! AVERAGE AMOUNT OF DEPOSIT 808.30, 'BANKING BY MAIL"