MOMMY, JANUARY 94, 1M1.
THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
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TWO KINDS OF
ARSONISTS: BOTH
ARE OHMS
By' Flro Chief Dclnncy
Arson Is ono of tho most dcsplcnblo
crlmos ot tho cntlro calendar, Tho
arsonist does not atop to consldor tho
injury both to llfo nnd property
which Is apt to result from his act.
Bont olthor upon personal revengo or
other depraved motlvo, his dcslro
turns upon tho ono thought ot des
truction without considering tho HI
effects ot his crlmo upon tho com
munity at largo.
Strange to say, wlillo tho arsonist
ranks among tho most dopraved ot
criminals, and though ho constitutes
a standing menaca to tho safety of
tho entlro city In w(hjph he oporntos,
It Is nono tho less n difficult matter
to socuro his conviction In tho
courts. Either through a mistaken
idea of sympathy, or hocauso of tho
difficulty In ohtnlning direct evi
dence, arsonists generally being
adepts In providing an nllbl, or he
cause Juries somehow reach tho falso
conclusion that Insurance companies
rather than tho peoplo pay for fire
losses, criminals of this class too
frequently sccuro an acqultal and re
main at llborty to contlnuo in their
dopraved courso of crime.
Tho Unconscious Amonlst,
So far as results aro concerned,
however, thero Is no dlf foronco bo
tween tho act of the man or woman
who deliberately sets flro to a dwell
ing or othor proporty nnd tho ono
whoso act of carelessness or Indlffor-
onco causes tho samo event to occur,
If a houso Is destroyed purposely or
innocently tho loss Is Just as great,
tho motlvo only containing tho point
of divergence
Ono man Intentionally burns a
ploco of property. Tho othor careless
ly throws a lighted cigar or clgarotto
or burning match Into a pllo of llttor
or rubbish, from which a flro occurs,
causing tho entlro loss ot tho house
or mill. Tho motives of tho two men
may differ, but tho loss of tho com
munity is Just as great In tho one
caso as tho othor.
Housowlvcs and 'all thoso having'
the oversight of property aro to cxer
. else constant caro to cscapo being
classed as unconscious arsonists.
EVER LONG TO BE A PRINCESS?
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IF KIDNEY'S AND
BLADDER BOTHER
Look nt this plcturo bofor you answer! It Is llttlo Princess Juliana ot Holland, out skating. No games,
no playmates,- nothing but six count 'em six stiff old guardians, threo men nnd throo women. Tho arrow
Indicates tho llttlo princess. 1 Socrot scrvlco guard. 2 Military guard. 3 Malo attondont. 4 Chaporon
6 Woman attendant. C Tjjtor.
The Office Cat
TIMBERS OF OLD PRISON
SHIP FOUND IN SAND.
fini
BY JUNIUS
SAN FltANCISCO, Jan. 24. Bat
tered Umbers ot an old burled prison
ship wore uncovered recently by a
steam shovel excavating for a bank
building not far from tho water
front hero. The old boat, tho Eup
hemla, according to local historians,
was used by tho municipality In 1849
as a Jail, At that tlmo sho was anch
ored where Battory street Is now. As
tho city gradually advanced over the
mud flats and pushed back the wat
ers of tho bay, tho boat was burled
under tho silt, and buildings con
structed on the spot where she once
anchored. Tho timbers wore, found
thirty feet below tho sidewalk level.
THE BOY'S PRAYEH.
If I only owned a motor car,
I know Just what I'd do;
I'd pick out all the mud I could,
And then go splashing thnjugh.
THEY ALL DO
A Chicago lawyer has filed a
petition in court, for divorce, which
says: "Thoy quarroled over their
respective equities In the bedclothes
In tho c6urso ot which he succeeded
In wresting from your complainant
and retaining somo 90 per cent of
Bald covering, and struck her in so
doing."
ho had said to tho offlcor. "Then I
mustn't call a policeman nn ass?" ho
Bald. "Certainly not," said tho Judgo.
"You must not Insult tho police"
''But you wouldn't mind if I called
an nss n policeman, would you?"
"Why no, If It gives you any satis
faction," answered his honor with
a smtlo. Tho motorist turned to tho
brnno and rollof comes Instantly.
It's Just flno. Don't Btny stuttod
up with a cold or naBty catarrh Ho
Hot comos so quickly. adv.
WEATHER RECORD
Horcafter Tho Horald will nubllsh
tho moan and maximum tempera-
..AM ..M.1 HUIll.ll.il.. ....-J - A.I.
man who arrested him: Good-bye, . h ,h it a ninn.n,inn ..,..i
policeman," ho said and Immediately
left tho court hoom.
RODflINO FOIt LIFE
"What llttlo boy can toll mo tho
dtfferenco between tho 'quick and
tho dead'? asked tho Sunday school
teacher.
Wlillo waved his hand frantically.
rWoll, Wlillo?"
"Tho quick aro tho ones that get
out of tho wny ot automobiles; tho
ones that don't aro dead."
CREAM FOR CATARRH
OPENS UP NOSTRILS
Tells How To Get Quick Relief
from Head-Colds. It's Splendid I
station. Publication will covor the
day previous to tho paper's Ibsuo, up
to 6 o'clock of tho day.
It has been reckoned that a single
pair of sparrows and a nest ot young
ones cousumo about 3000 Insects d
woek.
9
WIS
Aefbf vikr eves!
Tho average woman Is suspicious
of everything a man says. But at
tho same tlmo sho will let a tomato
milliner talk her into buying a hat,
which sho knows isn t becoming to
her.
In ono mlnuto your clogged nos
trils will open, tho air passages ot
your head will clear and you can
broatho freely. No moro hawking.
snuffling, blowing, bcadacho dry
ness. No struggling tor breath at
night; your cold or catarrh will bo
gone.
Oct n smnll hnttln of EIv'h Crnnm
Balm from your druggist now. Ap- Eighteen studonts wero dropped
ply a llttlo of this fragrant, antlsep-J from tho Unlvorslty ot Oregon and
Pro
Max. Mtn. clpltatlon
Jan 1 .. . 40 27
Jan 2 45 36 23
Jan 3 43 37
Jan 4 4G 33
Jan 5 31 27 80
Jnn-0 2C 4
Jnn 7 39 17
Jan. 8 21 13
Jan 9 31 13
Jan 10 32 14
Jnn 11 . 29 7
Jan 12 30 20 07
Jan 13 30 30
Jan 14 34 2G
Jan 1G 40 20
Jan 16 35 34
Jan 17 41 25 10
Jan 18 33 30 10
Jan 19 33 30 13
Jan. 20 25 .16 '
Jan 21... 28 12
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EIOIITEEN STUDENTS DHOI'PKD.
Tnlco Bulls to FIiihIi Kidney
Noutrnllzo IrrltntltiK
Add
iiikI
Kldnoy and Blnddor woakuoes re
sult from uric acid, Buys n noted au
thority. Tho kldnoys flltor this acid
from tlio blood nnd push It on to tho
bladder, whoro It often remains tn lr
rltnto nnd lnflamo, causing u burn
ing, scalding Bonnntlon, or sotting up
nu Irritation nt tho neck of tho blnd
dor, obliging you to scok rollof two
or throo tlmon during tho night. Tho
Biifforor Is In constant dread, tho wa
ter passos sometimes with n scald
ing sonsntlon nnd Is vory profupo;
again, thoro Is'dlfflculty In avoiding
it.
Bladder wonkncsH, most folks cnll
It, bocnuso thoy can't control urin
ation. Whllo it Is oxtremoly annoy-
tng and sometimes very painful, this
la really ono of tho most Rlmplo ali
ments to ovorcomo. Got about four
ouncos of Jad Salts from your phnr
mnclot nnd tnko a. tnblospoonful In n
glnsn ot water bofnro breakfast, con
tlnuo this for two or throo dnya. This
will noutrnllzo tho nrlils in tho urlno
so It no longor Is n sourco of Irrita
tion to tho blnddor nnd urinary or
gans which thon act normally again.
Jad Salts Is Inoxponslvo, hnrmlesB,
nnd Is mado from tho acid of grnpos
nnd lomon Julco, comblnod with llth
la, and In used by thousands of folks
who uro subjoct to tirlnnry dlsordorit
cruised by uric acid Irritation. Jad
Knits Is Bplondld for kldnoys nnd
cnuso no bad offocts whatovor.
Hero you linvo n plonsant, offorvoa
ccnt llthln-wntor drink, which quick
ly rolloveB blnddor trouble Adv.
Eat Moro Pay Lcsb.
Owl Cafo.
17-22
Goriowxky Conrcrt TlckctM nt Eiirl
Klicphertl Music. Hoiinu. 22-liri
i Good Coffco?
Cnfn.
I'll
say so, Owf-17-22
126 put on probation for tho wlntor
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And for Pa's gift, 1 got a couple
ot ahlrtB and now parlor curtains.
Lovingly,
Ma."
SHOHTEK IIOUIIS NOW.
- "What was ho pinched for?
"Ills father lot hTm uso tho auto
for an hour."
"Well?"
"Ho tried to rldo an hour In 15
ralnutos."
HOW TUB HECK
SHOULD WE KNOW.'
Dear Offlco Cat:
I know why preachers wear
white neckties nnd why tho barber
who has" a suro-flro halrgrowor is
always bald-headed.
But tho thing that nornloxes mo
Is this: How tho Sam Hill does a
hen know whon tho price of eggs
advances, so sho can quit laying?
Yours Courageously,
J. H. Garrott.
tic, healing cream In your nostrils
;u- ot th" hcadr-oXs;; "hV in.- i r 1
flamed or swollon mucous mom- noura uunng mo iau term.
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I Call at the R.R.R. Garage and Look
Them Over
Wallace Woods, Agent
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Woman vs. Woman
The longor you'vo had what
you have, according to Ernie Bubb,
the less thankful you aro that you
have It.
For Bheor bonehoadedness, consid
er tho Klamath Falls man who saw a
bed room sulto advertised In the
Horald by J, T. Perkins and when
he entered the store aBked to bo
shown tho pajamas.
WELL, irS NEAR
ENOUGH, ANYHOW.
Doar Mr, Junius:
I nover was graduated from col
lego, but Isn't this a subjunctivq
clause:. "I always enjoy tho Herald
better If I road tho colyum, "Tho
Offlco Cat?"
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE.
Ar motorist was. stopped by a po
liceman for speeding, whereupon be
became angry and called the police
man an ass. After he had paid his
tine, tho Judge reprovod blm for what
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Beginning
MONDAY
JANUARY 23, 1921, .
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The undersigned markets will start doing
business on a strictly cash basis
HALES MARKET
HAWXHURST MARKET
LIBERTY MARKET
PALACE MARKET
PEOPLES MARKET
Should womon prosecutors prosocuto womon dotendaniB? Attorney
General Princo Fooling ot Oklahoma thinks so, and ho expects to have
Mrs, Kathorino Van Leuvon, assistant attorney general, go to Ardmoro,
Okla., and assist in tho prosecution'' of Clara Smith Haraon, charged with
murder for shooting Jake L. Hamon, Oklahoma oil millionaire and polit
ical boss, Mrs. Van Louveh Is shown above-'. Inset is Clara Smith Hamon.
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. O. Goldthwaite,
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