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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 15, 1921)
PAGE THIUCK THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON SATURDAY, JANUARY iat BXS COUNT P L OH AAAAAAAsWWWMW hihtoiual Cltlzons of Klamath KiiIIh, you liavo a high school In your tntdnt a high school that 1b doing oxcollont work. Studont editors havo boon chosen to roport to you onco wook In tlio Saturday-odltlon of this papor, various school Itoms together with examples of composition work. If you follow thoso columns closoly, you'll loarn that you not only havo n first clnss high hcIiooI, hut somo geniuses living In your community. Tlio contents of this cornor, nil work of hlch hcIiooI studonts, lllim-trntos. MORE TltUTII TIIA.Y POETRY Whllo wo study thu lives of pools As tlioy Journoyod throuKh llfo's glado; Wo miiHt mnko tlio doclslon, Thut pools, nro horn, not mado. Whon wo watch tlio sturdy farmors, Ah tlioy wlold tlio sharponod blndo; Wo mako tlio conclusion, vriiut farmors nro horn, not mado. Whon wo roo tlio ongor doctors, Assisting thoso who on tho couch nro Intel; Wo to oursolvos do muttor, Doctors nro horn, not mado. Whon wo hoar tho ministers ploadlng To tho slnnor; wo nro dismayed; And to oursolvos do stnmmor, Mlnlstors nro horn, not mado. When tho pedngoguos koop qunrrol- Ing Till tho urchins becomo afraid; Wo In honrtfolt Hadnnss whlspor Toachors nro born, not mado. Irving McCall. Franklin Got this Note He Would Know All About It Tho students of tho Junior class woro asked to wrlto an expository lot tor, giving very doflnlto oxplanntlon of nomo modern Invontlon or Institu tion to somo porson supposed to havo been dead many yoars. Undor such circumstances explanations concern ing woman suffrngo or tho automo bllo, say to Aloxandor-tlio-Groat would nocossnrlly havo to bo clear and explicit or tho said shndo, al though a brilliant man In his dny, would not undorstnnd; so marvelous lias boon tho Improvement and changes since his day. For oxample: 20C South Rlversldo, Klamath Falls, Ore. v January 12, 1921 Mr. nonjamln Franklin Spirit Highway Socond Heaven My Dear Mr. Franklin: You lived such a discreet llfo wbllo upon this earth, I know you will bo glad to hear tho nows about prohibi tion. As you know tho peoplo of tho United States havo boon trying to get rid of all Intoxicating liquors for many years. At longth prohibition was obtalnod In a fow statos nnd towns, but as long as liquor could ho legally bought nnywhoro, tho peo plo would got It. Things remained In this stato until tho great war, Thon, whon so many of our mon onllstod and woro draftod Into tho army, something had to bo dono. Could wo lot this deadly poison got Into our army camps? W)o woro so proud of our boys, nnd wanted thorn to bo boroos. Hut lo liquor get Into tho camps, and what kind of soldiers would wo hnvo? Tho peoplo woko up at Inst, und nctod. Thoy voted upon prohibition, Tho voto carried nnd now wo havo national prohibition. Would you ovor havu bollovod such a thing could hnppon? You may ho suro that wo nro proud of being tho first na tion to havo gained such a victory. Who known? Maybo next wo will havo world prohibition! And how much cloanor and hnpplor will tho world bol ' I could go on and tell you about many mora wondorful Institutions and Inventions wo havo now, but I know you would tiro of roadlng. I hopo you nro happy In your hoavonly homo. I wish you could wrlto to mo nnd toll mo nil about It. Perhaps somoday, It will bo possible If Edison succcods In porfcctlng his dollcato machine by which wo may communicate with tho spirit world. Anyway, I oxpoct to join you beforo long nnd thon wo can talk and talk forovor, Slncoroly, . RUTH DB LAP. Teacher Locked In; Fire Escape Solves Problem mado nor way down tho ley flro os capo, ' Although, whllo In tho building, sho doclarod to horsolf Mint sho would novor tell anybody that sho was foolish enough to got looked In, by tho tlmo sho roachod tlio ground, tho humor of tho situation struck her, and sho could hardly wait to tell tho experience to hor friends. JOK UPP BASKETBALL, TOO How would It fool to bo locked In tho scIiooMioubo ovornlght? Miss I HHBIIHIHHIUHIJiilliHrlB jj'uE!H rliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiPmiiiH Rfikkrc vSkkkkH' TH Everybody Is or Should Be Talking of Building, Now- h . jg5g Bftf yn "Let IIKR dream of n now Home como truo this year! Stnrt planning now, so that ns soon ns tho weather permits you enn get tho work under way, and hnvo tlio new homo completed in tlmo to plant tho flowers nnd garden." JI Tlio cloys of "high cost of lumber" nro post. Recent price readjustments, covering n number of months, havo brought lumber prices back "to earth." In fact, Lumber- was tho first of all great living commodities to como back to anywhere near n normal basis. EASY TO BUILD Made So by "Big Basin" Service Wo havo established a reputation In this community as an authority on lumber and Its products, nnd how to uso them. Years of experience In tho building and material business, and a special study of tho different kinds of wood, enable us to give you practical ndvlco as to tho varieties and grades of material best suited for each particular purpose, Our experience saves you money and mistakes. Wo take a personal Interest In your building problems, helping you plan tho arrangements and construction, mak ing estimates, securing competent workmen, and helping you In every way we can. That this service Is appreciated is evidenced by our growing list of Satisfied Customers. Mho Insist on telling their neighbors and friends about us, intimat ing that tho "DIG BASIN" is a good place to go when buying lumber. The Big Basin Lumber Company W. II. KLINGEN'BERG, Manager Main nnd Spring Streets. Phone 107 EXCLUSIVE NATIONAL BUILDERS BUREAU REPRESENTATIVES BADE RUTH Bnbo Ruth looks funny without hla nhout half an hour, and sho later 'homo-run bat, doesn't ho? Now lio'a i'oiyn Appiogato was iockcu in lora claimed that It was not oxnetly n ploasant situation, Whllo sho waB still at work Wed nesday evening, ovoryono loft tho building, and Bomcono locked both tho front and sldo doors. Ujon dis covering this, hor first thought was to tolophono to Mr. Goetz, but tho samo thoughtul porson, who bad locked hor In, had also locked tho of flco door. For sometime sho wont from ono door to nnothor, In ft vain nttompt to. In somo way, unlock ono of them. When sho realized that It was usoloss to try longor, sho almost gave up almost, but sho didn't like tho Idea of frcozlng or starving ovor night and so sho tried again. Thon, bIio thought of tho flro es cape which hod novor boforo been of any uso to anyone How was sho to roach It? All the class rooms wore locked, and so that too, tor a mo mont, soomed usoloss. Upon examin ation, howqvor, tho situation proved not to bq so bnd as It soomod at first. At tho end of tho halt between tho library and tho assembly, was n window directly oven with tho flro escape Climbing on a radiator sbo crawlod through, vtho window, and Mrs. Dortha F. Drabollo has boon Lappolntod a building inspector In St. Louis, with special supervision over dopartmont stores and other estab lishments whero many womon are employed. a star at basketball, too captain ot tho Passaic (N. J.) 'team. ' HOT HI H T Take a Glass of Salts If Your Back Hurts or Bladder Troubled You No man or woman wno oats meat regularly can make a mistake by flushing tho kidneys occasionally, says a woll-known authority. Meat forms uric acid which oxcltes the kidneys, they bocomo over-worked with the strain, got sluggish and fall to filter tho waste and poisons from tho blood, then wo get sick. Nearly The Whole Family Can Dine for a Day for a Dollar Corned Beef and Corned Beef Hash Thrifty housowlves In every section of tho country nro taking full advantago of Uncle Sam's moat treat Cannod Corned Beof and Corned Ueof Hash. Thoy roallzo tho convenience of thoso wholOBOmo, nourishing moats that only requlro warming up to furnish a quick meal; but can also bo made Into de licious, appetizing dishes by using tho recipes supplied by their dealers. Millions ot dollars worth more ot these palatablo moats aro on salo at doalors ovorywhoro. Look for tho Government posters, they are your guarantee ot quality. lhare In theso monoy-savlng sales! Stock up for tho entlro winter! Let your doalor know you can reduce your living costs by buying, and ho can reallzo a legiti mate profit by selling War Department Canned Meats at tho wholosalo prices listed elsewhere. THE WHOLESALE PRICKS are printed below. They will give you somo idea ot what you will savo on your purchases. CORNED BEEF HASH CORNED BEEF 1 lb. cans, ICo per can No. 1 cans, 16c per can 2 lb. cans, 30c per can No. 2 cans, 27c per can 1 lb, cans, 18c por can 6 lb. cans, $1.00 per can TABLE OF DISCOUNTS Discounts to apply on all purchases ot surplus cannod meats on and after Novombor 15, 1920, are as follews: $ 260 to $1.000 - net 1,001 to 2,500 - 5 por cent 2,501 to 4,000 D...10 per cent 4,001 and over - 20 por cont The Government will pay freight on carload lots to any point in the United Statos located more than twenty miles from shipping point. CUMULATIVE PURCHASES COUNT When purchases reach $60,001, 24 net to prevail; when purchases reach $100,001, 28 not to prevail; when pur chases roach $50Q,001, 82 net to prevail; when purchases roach $1,000,001 and over, 35 net to provall. MINIMUM ORDER ACCEPTED, 9280 Dealers' orders should W sent to Depot Quartermas ter at tho following ad dresses: Brooklyn, N. Y., 59th St. and First Ave. Boston, Mass., Army Sup ply Base. Chicago, III., 1819 W. 39th St. Atlanta, Qa., Transportation Bldg. San Antonio, Tex. San Francisco, Calif. SURPLUS PROPERTY BRANCH Office ot the Quartermaster Gonoral, Munitions Bldg., Washington, D. C. Buy It by the Case WAR DEPARTMENT CANNED MEATS all rheumatism, headaches, llvor trouble, norvousness, dizziness, sleeplessness and urinary disorders como from sluggish kidneys. Tho momont-you feol a dull acho In tho kidneys or your back hurts or It tho urine is cloudy, offensive, full ot sediment, irregular og pas sago or attonded by a sensation ot about tour ounces ot Jad Salts from any pharmacy; take a tablespoonful in a glass of water boforo break fast and In a fow days your kldnoys will act tlno. This famous saHs Is mado from tho acid ot grapes and lomon Juice, combined with llthla, and has been used for generations to flush and stimulate tho kldnoys, also scalding, stop eating meat and got to neutralize tho acids In urine so It no longer causes irritation, thus end ing bladder weakness. Jad Salts is Inexpensive and can not Injure; makes a delightful ot forvoscent llthla-wator drink which ovoryono should take now and thon to keep tho kldnoys clean and ac tive and tie blood pure, thereby avoiding serious' kidney complica tions. Adv, 'I. f i '!.' ) i,t ikwJ wad ; 'W ant i ' s4 IVt' v v. About Other People--.fr and About You ! There are two kinds of news in the paper. Part of the news is about the affairs of other people; their sayings, doings and goings to do; things that have happened may happen didn't happen. a But there's also a lot ot news in this paper If you know where to look for it about jour affairs. That's tha part of the news you'll find in tha Advertise ments. There's valuable nsws thore about things you want or will want; perhaps about things you have that others want. Every Advertisement carries ' t message to someone. 1 ,T V Many Advertisements carry messages ot Interest or vatue to you. You can't afford to miss the Advertisements because so many ot them are news relating directly to you r to. -nnr .t. affairs. , , - -' ."nf HP , m