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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 15, 1921)
SATURDAY, JANUARY IS. 1M1, THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON PAGHVWO W INT SIMPLER PASSPORT FORMS BERLIN, Dee. 28. (By Mnll) Thoro Is a spontaneous demand from commercial organizations of Europo and tlio American continent tor slm plor passport regulations, says Fred W. King, acting president of tho Amorlcan chamber of commerce, of this city. Tho matter already has been brought to tho attention of a number of governments nnd protests have been inado to Washington against the American system of Issu ing short-tlmo passports, It Is stated. Tho protest Is based on the ground that tlicro Is much delay and diffi culty In having theso short period passports renowed when they have expired. Representatives of chambers of commerco of many notions aro to bold a conference, tho tlmo nnd place of which has not yet been de termined, for the purpose of develop ing a passport that will bo nt onco satisfactory to the governments and moct tho needs of commercial and other travelers. Thoso advocating changes want passports to be Issued for, perhaps, a number of years, Instead of for a few months and to eliminate the custom of vlsolng, Inspection nnd long examinations at evory frontier. It Is claimed that tho dclaps result ing from present regulations have boon carried to a most aggravating extent by somo of tho smallor na tions of ceptral Europe. "Business men have told me of los ing hundreds of thousands of dol lars by being unable to keep appoint ments and closo contracts becauso of dolayB In receiving credentials to cross the frontiers," said Mr. King. "Tho present system Is absolutely hopolcss from a business viewpoint. What Is needed Is a simple method which will do away with all tho red tapo and permit people to move about as quickly as affairs require. This la entirely possible." Tho movement toward greater simplicity Is understood to have orig inated with tho chamber of commerce of Buenos Aires, Argentina, and South American countries are partic ularly anxious to simplify passport cutuoms In view of the Increasing business they aro doing with the European! nations. Their chambers of commerce aro conducing an ac tive campaign to this end. Is Your Watch Right? K nL- Iwmmlm bbHIHbbIIIIIIIIIIIHBbbIIIIIaA &x4''uhLIIB Here's Undo Sam's niatfcr clocks Twice a tiny this tall fellow nt the U. S. naval observatory at Washington flashes out tho exact tlmo to nJM U. S. cities and to vessels within 2,000 to 3.000 miles of Washington. 1 WEATHER RECORD Horoaftcr Tho Herald will publish the mean and maximum tempera tures and precipitation record as tak en by the U. S. Reclamation service station. Publication will cover the day previous to tho paper's Issue, up to 5 o'clock of the day. The Office Cat -JSffll BY JUNIUS Ho Loomed 8p Large. Just as tho train was about to start; Fred Morley struggled Into a seat, breathing heavily. A small boy who sat opposite ap peared to bo fascinated. Ills ardent gaze eventually began" to annoy the local criminologist, who demanded angrily: "Why aro you starting at me for?" "Please, sir," replied tbo lad, there's nowhere else to look." Will "Jjops" bo allowed In danco balls? Will mourners bo allowod to pass tho bier at a funeral. Will a person bo allowed to becomo drunk with success or Intoxicated with Joy? Lucy Leo. I CALIFORNIA NEWS X SAN FRANC18CO, Jan. 15. Res olutions denouncing tho roturn to tho throno of Qreoco of King Constan tino, nnd oxprosslng dovotlon to for mer Premier Vonlzolos hovo boon adopted by tho Liberal a rooks longuo horo, It was announced by tho sec retary, N. Printozy. ORQVILLE. Col., Jan. IB. Rob ert J. Finney of drldloy, Butto coun ty, hnn purchaHod tho Kugono Ruth erford ranch of 840 acres botweon Orldloy and Llvo Onk, Sutter county, for n duck rcsorvo. Flnnoy Is said to represent wcnlthy men of Sacra mento nnd San Francisco. Wo'vo never smokod. But If wo did wo know good and well It wouldn't bo hard to glvo It up If wo had to smoke tho kind of cigars some men smoke. A Short Story Soon Told. Goods, Ads; Sales, Scads. bad her ' Pre- Mox. MIn, clpltatlon Jan 1 40 27 Jan 2 45 30 23 Jan 3 43 37 Jan 4 . . 40 33 Jan 5 31 27 80 Jan 6 25 4 Jan 7 39 17 Jan, 8 .. 21 13. Jan 9 31 13 Jan 10 32 14 Jan 11 29 7 Jnn 12 30 20 07 Improved Mathematics. Miss Anna May Johnstone been explaining fractions to class. When sho bad dUcussed tbo subject at length, wishing to see bow much light had been shed, she Inquired: "Now, Bobby, which would you rather have, one applo or two halves?" The little chap promptly replied: "Two halves." "Oh, Bobby," exclaimed Miss Johnstone, "why would you prefor two halves?" "Because then I could seo It It was bad Inside." B - fH i M A Kiss I'oem (Dedicated to A. B. Collins) He stole a kiss, And tbo angry miss Exclaimed, "I like your cheok.1 "Thats good," said ho' "I shave, you seo, Each morning of tho week." "I will now," remarked Wayne Kceseo, "placo the letters of tho nl phabet upon tho blackboard. As 1 wrlto each lottcr I wish you to toll me the namo of a bad drink that be gins wit If tho letter I put on tho board. Ho then chalked tho letter A, and ono of tho children called "Alol" Noxt B, nnd a youth volunicorcd "Beer." A silence when ho wroto tho let ter C caused tho teacher to ask, "Is thero nobody hero who can namo a bad drink beginning with C?" Ho pointed to a small boy In tho front row nnd said: "Thero Is a llttlo man who I am euro can tell mo." To which tho youth replled: "Sure I can. Castor oil." SACIIAMBNTO, Jan. 15. A lcg Islatlvo committee henrlng on n pro posal to placo a tax of ono cent n gallon on gasollno nnd dlBtlltato and a proportionate tax on fuel oil, de veloped tho Information that tho oil companies would not opposo Btich n move, whllo thoro was n division of opinion In tho ranks of automobllo mon, with tho majority oxprosslng tho bollof that n half cent tnx would bo tho proper nddltlonnl shnro of tho autolst In stato taxation burdons. RED BLUFF, Jnn. 15. Dr. Al len Owen, now county physician, wns rellovcd of tbo responsibility of su pcrlntondcndlng tho county farm, conducted In conjunction with tho county hospital, by tho board of su-1 porvlsors. Tho board ordered that tho physlclon's duties shall bo tho supervision of tho hospital only. OREGON BREVITIES BEND, Jan. 16. City School Su porlntondont S. W. Mooro Is also act ing principal of thu Bend high school as tho result of tho resigna tion of J. L. Crozlor, who hold tho latter position up to Friday ovonlng. Mr. Crozlor loft for Wilkinson, Wnsh., to becomo Buporlntondont of tho schools of that city. Mr. Crozior's resignation horo wan prompted by tl)o fact that a $2600 salary wns offorod at Wilkinson, $350 moro than ho wns drawing In Bend. BEND, Jnn. 15. ItoblnB, usually cousldorcd an harbingers of spring, nppoarod In largo numbers In Bend, preceding tho coldest night of tho winter. Tho morcury foil to seven degrees nbovo zero, nnd wild ducks, swimming In tho river, had to brenk their wny through a thin film of Iro floating on tho surfneo of tho water. BUC1ENH, Jnn. 15. Thoro Is n possibility that tho lenders of tho Mothodlst church In Oregon may lo cnto n pormanont camp meeting site In tho vicinity of Eugene during tho coming season. Sovornl such Bites on tho lino of tho Pacific highway aro now bolng considered. chtnBon, ono of Jackson county's boat known plonoprH, dlod nt tho rosldonco of his noil, O, I. Hutchinson. "STORE" HANDS bV V f iJb aBrBBSssl Bk 2 ? v OX BrtfBBBBSl BBBft V BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBl Hak ill JKMbbbI bbHHH& l 7 ' wbb,B EkBBuSbbA HrBBBBBBBBB, Afs BBBSBBBBSPlBBBflBBBBBBBli vAV H bIBIBHbQbBBBkL Brl HjjVS?HHVBnBBBIBaoyHm MHDFORD, nJn. 16. F. W. Hut- HltOIIIE SMITH Hiighla Smith, Covington, Ky Jailor, Hiiys his "ntoro" hnnds do utmost ovorythlng his run! bauds did before ho lost thorn In an accident. Ho drrsnes blniHolf. ORLAND, Jnn. 15. Tho chnmbor of commerco has taken tho first stop toward frco mall dollvcry In Orland. 0 Oach! Lame Back iuio Docnacnc. LumoAgo, ooteness and stiffness awarv-Trv this! Qis WL K Back hurt you? Can't straighten i less and doesn't burn or discolor the up without fcollng sudden pains,! skin. sharp aches and twinges? Now Lis-1 Limber upl Don't" suffer! Get a ten! That's lumbago, sciatica or may- small trial bottlo from any drug bo from a strain, and you'll getstoro, and after using It Just onco, blessed rollof tho moment you rub ,you"ll forgot that you over bad back- your back with soothing, ponotrntlng ncho, lumbago or sclatlcn, becnuso OHOV1LLB, Jan. 16. That tho demand for California rlpo olives Is showing a trend toward returning to normal Is tho announcement mado ,.stj Jncoba 0 Nothl,; , tnkcg your back will never hurt or cause f IS V. l'l.mnnn rirnvllln ntlvn .... . I . .. .. oui nuroneuH, inmonoss nnu stillness any more misery, ii naver uisap so, quickly. You simply rub It and out points and has been tccommondod comos tbo pain. It Is porfectly harm-' for CO yoars. Adv. KInda Spreading It Out llko this Goes a long ' Ways towards Filling tho Column. Contributions Are coming In mighty Slow, Wo may hafta rosort To selective draft. A fella living hero in Klamath Falls who has been married Just one year told us tho following. "When wo wore first married her kisses wero hot, but her suppers wero! cold. Now her kisses aro cold, but her suppers art hot. by E. W,. Ehmann, Orovillo ollvo packer. Ehmann states that tho right sterilization rules laid down for tho pack by tho stato board of health has restored confldcnco and that the demand for tbo olives now Is again brisk. YREKA, Jnn. 15. Tho board of auporvlsors bos grantod a petition to call an election for tho purposo of forming tho Grenada Irrigation district. MARYSVILLE, Jan. lS.-rTho Woman's Auxiliary of tho Yuba-Sutter post of the American Legion was organized here with a membership of 16. SACRAMENTO, Jnn. 15. Senator Lowls L. Dennott of Modesto pro poses to Introduco a bill to make an automobllo a "deadly weapon," In the sense that a driver may bo crim inally prosecuted for running down and Injuring any person. COAST TO COAST TOUR TO EDUCATE PUBLIC -.real CoTee -served pipind hot mftt pure crf&m greet- priife in mm CbfFee we serve & ft Thero are many young Blnde men In Klamath Falls who aro homeless, but what looks queer to me is that when they .got married they are home less than ever. Poetry will w.a n woman's love, but it takes moro than a-'washlng machine and clothes ringer to hold It after you get It. Tbo real reason so many young married people don't pull together and fly back In tho matrimonial har ness Is becauso there Is a waggln' tongue between them. CHICAGO, 111., Jan.v15. An ocean to ocean tour in which ho plans to show how the centenary fund of tho council of boards of benevolence of tho Methodist Episcopal church is being spent will bo begun next Mon day, January 17, at Portland, Mo., by Ralph E. Dlffondorfer, of Now York. During tho following three months Dr. Dlffondorfer will deliver ad dresses and lectures in 58 of tho leading cities in the country, his It inerary carrying him from Portland, Mo., to San Diego, Cal. Mrs. J. W. Keys has been appoint ed to servo out tho unexpired term of hor late husband as sheriff of Sallno county, Missouri. SACRAMENTO, Jan. 15. Cali fornia Is to have an "emergency fund" to combat tho activities of Japancso societies Booking to nullify tho California land law by "arousing public sentiment In Japan and win ning sympathy In America, according to an announcement by Stato Con trollon John S. Cbambors, chairman of tho exocutlvo commlttoo of tho Japaneso exclusion league of California. NOTICE OF SALE WOOD DRY SLAB costs you less than other woods. We can dollvor SLABS more promptly than blocks. " All our wood Is dry and well seasoned. Deliveries aro difficult at this season of tbo year and prices are necessarily higher, but the not profit to us Is less, so do not blame the wood man for the higher prices. O. Peyton & Co. "WOOD TO BURN" OSCAR PEYTON 419 Main St. WILLARD PEYTON Phone 535 Notlco Is horeby given that tbo un dersigned will sell at public auction, to the highest blddor, (fir cash In hand, on Thursday January 20, 1921, at 2:30 o'clock p. m. atO. K. Llvory Barn, 6th Street, Klamath Falls, Oregon, ono bay gelding aged about 12 years, weight about 1300 pounds, brand quarter circle S on left hip, to satisfy my lien for tho board and care of said animal. Dated: January 6, 1921. M. J. NYHART. 6-12-19 MMMAArAMMMMMAAMAMMMWWAMAMAAMMMVWWMW TbkeHome&Dcpen Solomon sure had a sweet temper to be able to get along with 600 wives, for thero are mon here In Klamath Falls who seem unablo to get along with one. Augustlno Donovan has mado an Important discovery. After doing considerable running around within tho last few days ho has discovered that his girl's complexion doos not tasto as good as It looks. Hoi no iszt Question Will tho moon bo allowed to get full? Will a ship bo allowed to anchor over a bar? Will a cnptaln bo allowed to put In somo port? - Will cocktails bo allowed on the farmers' roosters? Will It be allowed to namo children The Tinker 1TTj iSTft Order Your Suit Now Prices of Woolens have been reduced Per fect fit guaranteed. Prompt delivery. Your inspection invited. CHAS. J. CIZEK, Merchant Tailor mi- If the Wood Dealer Sold Service We do doesn't It? not sell currents wo sell service. Tbnt sounds odd Well, suppose tho wood dealer sold service Instead of wood, he would tend to your furnace and your range, toko away the aShe and clean the fluea. Yon would bay so much boat. Now you buy so much light, although you pay. according to the current yon consume. But the service is performed for you by this company at the substations and power plants. That is what we want to give you efficient service. It Is the 1m of tills company to liavo none but satisfied customers. No matter what It in, if you have a grievance, or are dissatisfied about your bill or do not understand our ratos, pleiue come in and see us or write as about it. If you have any suggestions to make, we will gladly avail our selves of them as our aim Is constantly to iniprovo our service to you as fast as tho development of science and human ublllty permit. California-Oregon Power Company . Tom nnd Jerry? v i