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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (Jan. 11, 1921)
r TUESDAY, JANUARY 11. 1021. THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON rAOBTWO "''A'., 3 Bones Roll In Mansions Filipinos Concerned Over Government The Office Cat M '! I! 'I 1 1'' Japs in Hawaii Will Obey Law HONOLULU, T. It., Dec. 20. (By Mnll) Jnpnnoso lnnguago sclioola of Hawaii will oboy tho provisions of tho now foreign languago bcIiooI 1)111 immediately, without waiting for tho measure to go Into effect July first next, according to an announcement following a. conforenco of Japanoso languago school tenchors hero. Tho bill, which was submitted to tho loglalaturo nt tho suggestion of Japancso lenders In Hhwnll, follow ing a lengthy controversy ovor for eign languago schools, limits teach ing in foreign languago schools to ono hour a day, six days of tho week. The moasuro nlso provides that the foreign languago school text Dfoks must bo npproved by tho territorial department of public Instruction. 9 An English church mogazlno csK3 tho church wardens to tako caro of all buttons found in tho collection, as thoro Is a button shortage. I1Y JUNIUS Aye, There's Tho Jtub "It wouldn't bo so bad," sighs C. K. Brandenburg, to havo your wife glvo you n box of cigars for Christ mas If slio didn't stand nround wait ing to see you snioko ono of 'cm. Thoro Is an absent-minded man In Indianapolis who signed up for n Christmas savings fund in January 1020. Tlio othor day ho. received n check from tho J. F. Wild Stato bank (adv.) for $0.15 and ho's going to spend It for memory powders. Cake& ike Mother used jo n&ke! -end my ! how de dous- with 9 pipjn& hotcup at Coffee ana pure cream Religious Nate We, of courso, don't pretend to know why tho call to ropentenco and tho lovo of righteousness should havo been so powerfully experienced In Juvenllo minds about threo weeks ago, but It is a fact that all tho Sun day schools reported a marked In crease In attendance. Oh Hum Things aro seldom what they seem, Milady's fair complexion Is mado of powder, paint, cold cream And won't bear closo Inspection. Hey DJdillo Diddle, Ktc. Yesterday a Jersey heifer owned by Arthur Moon become overly gay when ho led hor out of tho stable, whero slio had been housed up for soma tlmo. Moon was thrown to tho ground and painfully hurt in the scramble Tho Limit A knocker resolved to knock no moro, Ho promised himself ho wouldn't A friend who'dkrownhlm In days of yoro f Said 'That's a cinch you couldn't.' 7bke Home a Dogen Dotghnute 30t Tlio Synchroniser Thomas Edison has Invented a synchronizer. , A synchronizer, as wo understand It, Is an appllanco which causes two things to work harmoniously so ono Order Your Suit Now Prices of Woolens have been reduced Per fect fit guaranteed. Prompt delivery. Your inspection invited. CHAS. J. CIZEK, Merchant Tailor silHMKiliiiHHI''ilHHiH Chicago society rolling tho boncst Down on Its knees In lako shore mansions, tho "Four Hundred" shoot dlco. Of courso thesa ar "osclcty dice" displayed In tho big Jowolry storos. Tiny llttlo cubes of moonstono and agata with points Inlaid with silver, platinum, or pearl. How tiny tboy aro is shown above flvo of them alongstdo ordinary poker dlco. Tho Jewelers say they aro soiling llko hot cakes, Miss Jean Rlberla, a sub-dob dovotco Is shown rolling tho gallopors. wwwvwvwwwvswwwwwvw won't run away from tho other, a sort of regulator, as 'twere. Now If Mr. Edison can Just attach it to tho avorago incomo so it keeps paco with tho cost of existence, Oh boy! llnckwmtl, Turn Iliukwnnl, Ktc. Jewell (ICansas) Republican ' Ueforo another wcok rolls around 1821 will bo hero, fresh as a now pin and bristling with now opportunities. Heavenly Union A marrlago license recently was Issued to William Church nnd Edna Christian at Boston. Household Hint Tho annoyanco of losing collar buttons may bo avoided by wearing a sweater. Literary Note A writer In a highbrow magazlno declares all tho really great poots aro dead. Then ho goes on to add that among theso wero Longfellow, Joaquin Mlllor, Edgar Allan Poo, Whlttler, Tennyson and several oth ers. Wo ourselt havo had a turrlblo soro throat and cold for tho last week. MWMlWWWSMWWWWWWWWA T E M M Healthy Automobiles Concerning Reporters nnd Matrimony Jay E. IIoubo in Philadelphia Pub lic Lodger. Most of tire reporters wo have known wero married in tho forenoon, reporting to tho city editor for their regular assignments at 1:30 o'clock In the aftornoon of the same day. A few of the reporters we have known woro married on tholr day off, but tho custom Is frowned upon by most members of tho croft. A re porter holds his day off sacred and bates to cut Into It. J. C. Thompson says that whenever he sees a man Jam his napkin In be tween his "Adam's apple" and bis collar button he feels liko handing him a mop and tolling blm to "go 'to It." Sril J3W' You cannot expect your car to be healthy all winter unless you glvo it proper protection. Sick Cars Are Expensive Exposure to weather causes trouble, deterioration and rapid depreciation. Wet wires cause short circuits water on metal parts causes rust. The paint on tho body will check and crack it molsturo is allowed to collect and stand. GIVE YOUR CAR A HOME Keep It Out of the Hospital This-company will help you. Big Basin Lumber Company Exclusive Representatives of the National Builders Bureau From tho flowers of tho Mohuwn, a treo native to India, a spirit Is distilled which is Indistinguishable from whisky. The dried flowers used to bo Imported Into France, until It was discovered that "brandy" was being made from them. Then their Importation was forbidden. There Is an orange grown in China that is roportod to surpass in sweet ness and delicacy any of tho oranges to -which the people of America or of Europo aro accustomod; and it may bo grown in places where tho temporaturo' falls to 20 degrees below freezing point. It is computed that from a tenth to a quarter of tho post of foodstuffs in tho United States goes to pay for crates and othor containers that aro thrown away instead of being used a second tlmo. SAN FRANCISCO, Jan. 10. Call fornla'o coast lino of defenso against n hostllo fleet Is now 250 miles nt sea nnd beforo tlio end of tho yoar a chair of stations will hu nlilo to de tect a hostllo fleet 24 hours boforo It can reach tho coast, according to Lloutenant-Coinmundcr Scott D. Mc Caughey, district communication su perintendent of tho 12th naval dis trict horo. ' Directing finding compass stations aro operating off San Francisco bay, Euroka and Point ArguoKo. Within a month stations will bo opened pro tecting Santa Barbara, San Pedro and Snn Diego and ono closo to tho Moxl- can bordor. Beforo tho end of tho yoar stations will bo erected along tho Washington, Oregon and Alaska cqasts, somo 30 stations. Then a ship can bo accurately located moro than 400 miles at sea. This neW coast dofonso, a war In vention which saved tho British floot in tho battle of Jutland and saved London from zoppolln attack, is used In peacoJtlmo to savo vessols from fogs and wrecks by errors In stoor ing a falso courso. Twelvo hundred bearings a month havo been given by tho San Francisco radio-compass, or directing finding stations. These groups of radio com, paw stations Inlorcojit re die naves Horn vessn and cv.. accurately In. cato tho vessel by determining tho dlroctlon from whlcb tho waves como. Mariners, who wo) skoptnil when plans for the stations wero announc ed loua 'ro CQ-0tiullic cnthiw iastlcilly, according lo Lteutennnt Commander McCoy. Sovoral wrecks havo been averted. Recently a trans pacific liner ran into a shoal off San Francisco during a fog. Tho radio compass stations gavo tho llnor's boarlngs as ten miles distant from whero tho captain's dead reckoning placed it. Lifting of tho fog prnver! the radio-compass direction right and tho captain wrong HONOLUiLU, T. H., Dee. 20.--(By Mnll) Dosplto tholr wish for Indo pondonco, Filipinos aro dooply con cerned ovor tho question ns to who Is to bo tho hond of tho Manlln gov ernment noxt four yenrB, accord ing to FrnnclBCo Vnronn, editor of El Dobato, a Spnnlsh languago iiowh pnpor prlntod nt Manlln who Is hero ns a apodal commissioner of tho In sular government of tho Philippines to Invortlgato conditions among tho Filipinos on Hawaiian sugnr planta tions, According to Varomt, tho Filipinos hope Prosldcnt.-bloct Hnrdlng will nnmo a govornor-gonortil friendly to tholr aspirations for political Indo-pondonco. Soamun lmvo obsnrviid tho glow of Rio do Janeiro, a city famed for its brllllnnt llhiiimuit.oii, u hundred miles out at sea. BC 0xU """V Rheumatic Joints (tub Pain Right Out-TigTiit! RhoumatlBm Is "pain only." Not ono caso In fifty requires Intornal treatment. Stop drugging! Rub soothing, penetrating "St. Jncobs Oil" directly Into your soro, stiff Joints and muscles nnd rollof comes Instnntly. "St. Jncobs Oil" Is u harm less rheumatism euro which novor disappoints and ennnot burn or dis color tho skin. Limber up! Quit complaining! Got n smnll trinl bottlo of old-tlrno "St. Jncobs Oil" nt tiny drug stnro nnd In Just n moment you'll bo frco from rhoumntlc pnln, BorunoHs nnd stiff ness. Don't sufforl Rollof nnd n euro awaits you. "St. JncobB Oil" hns cur od millions of rhoumntlBm mifforors in tho last half contury, and Is Just as good for sciatica, nouralgla, lum bago, hnckncho, sprains nnd hwoIIi Ings. s.j.K.4H.t4..-.:--M.4l "Mother, did you bake this bread?" " No, that's some of the Bakerite bread sold at the Rex Cafe. It's better than I ever baked." ,? '4 4 3S "REAL SONG HITS" All By a Local Composer "After" A beautiful melody In waltz time. This is tho Song that mado such a hit at tho Masonic hall rocently, "Would a Little Bit of Love Make Life Seem Sweeter" Tho biggest song-hit slnco "Let tho Rest of the World Go By." This numbor Is being foatured from ono end of the country to the othor. "Till the Tides of the Ocean Refuse to Flow" A snappy lovo song that Is full of melody. "The Golden Threads Are Turning Into Silver" Ono of the old-style melodies rapidly coming back into "new-stylo" again. Abb OF THESE NUMBERS ON SALE AT THE KLAMATH FALLS MUSIC HOUSE Geo. A. Wirtz, Prop. 9tim The Pretoria government recently tried an oxperlment with a view to producing rain by dropping dust on clouds, An aeroplano ascended to 5000 feet, put (ho dust failed to causo rain. Believe Shard Swallowed Soldier MANILA,, P. I., Doc. IB. (By Mall) Several dlscardod artillery collar ornaments, a numbor of bent army coat buttons and a pair or army shoes, found in tho abdomon of a man-eating shark captured in a fish trap in Cavlto province has led mili tary authorities to tho conclusion that an Amorlcan soldlor was devoured by the big fish. No duo to tho iden tity of tho soldlor has been found. Presence of tho buttons and shoos In tho stomach of tho shark Indica ted that the man was fully clothed when ho mot donth. It is believed ho fell or Jumpod from an army transport. Tho' "whistling" swan Is found In Iceland, Lapland, and Northorn Rus sia. It produces whistling or trump eting through Us colled windpipe. "Perhaps You Don't Know" says the Good Judge How long a little of the Real Tobacco Chew will last. Nor how much gen uine chewing satisfac tion the full, rich real tobacco taste will give. Ask any man who uses the Real Tobacco Chew. He will tell you that this class of tobacco will give more satisfac-tion-r-and at less cost than the ordinary kind. Put up in two styles W-B CUT is a long finccut tobacco RIGHT CUT is a sbort.cuttobac.5o. . t f .. mK