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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON
TVKfSDAY, AUGUST xtt, 1
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Thursday P. M.
DEAR PETE:
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Just blew Into Pittsburg to close that N nnd P
purchase. Whilu I with wultlng for the contract to
bo nlnnod who umblen In to tliu G. M's office but
President Hold Asked ma if I had a cigarette
Slipped him my "Camel Garage." Remember, ha
hit the "iitrniRht" boys when I mot him last year?
Pete, you ought to hear Mr. Holt talk Camels I
Oce, I thought I wan some Camel spieler. 'But
he went right to the mat with the subject. Say,
If I could have shorthanded that lino or super
stuff I'd have the job writing Camel ads by noon
today I
"Reynolds ought to get dollar for every
Camel cigarette", Mr. Holt declurcd. "Why, my
boy, Camels are simply wonderful," he added.
"Don't ever let anybody talk about mild ciga
rettes compared with Camelsl J know I (Get
that, Pete). I've proved it to a hundred smokera
that Camels are the mellowest and most refresh
ing cigarette in the world," etc., etc.
Pete, Camels won Mr. Holt like they won me
on their quality I After hearing him cut loose,
I felt like saying: "You tell it, old parcel post, I
can't 'express it I '
Pete, I'm hatching an idea about Camels. ,111
spill it your direction next time I write I It's
what York State folks coll a plp-lngl" And
it'a ripet
Yours till the next fire-up.
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WHY WOMEN ARE GOOD SAVERS
yOMKN usually nam writ brrauan they live in Ute
prrarnt with one eye- open for the future. They
are anticipating that new home, aeatdlng the children
to school or having something on hand when the big
opportunity contra along for their men, folks.
Jnst open an account at the First National Dank for
the wtvca and mothers and watch the account grow.
Federal Reserve Member
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KLAMATH FALLS
OREQON
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HEM), Ore., Aug. 21. To pro.
Tide a steady supply of high grade
building stono to moot the local do
mand an organization ot Uond busl
noss men has been formod and will
oparato a quarry. This will turn out
building blocks.
Madame Albanl, the famous singer,
who has boon living qulotly In Lon
don slnco she took farewell of the
concert stago about a decado ago, Is
of Canadian birth, he parents har-eBBaasaaBi9BCE99S9S9B99etansaeae9c9
Ing boon Krcach-Csnadlans residing
noar Montreal. Her maldon nnmo
was Lajeunesso and It was not until
sho mado her professional debut that
sho adopted the uamo of Albanl. Tbo
n am ii was chosen out of compliment
to tho city of Albany, N. Y whero
her singing at tho cathedral, when
sho was but 13 years ot ago, causod
all who hoard her to predict a bril
liant future a prophecy that was
abundantly realliod.
Hundreds of women In tho English
city ot Worcestor earn a living as
nallmakors.
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CHARGES WILSON
DOHIIUTES GOX
AVdUSTA, Maine, Aug. 24. Will
II. Hays, chairman of the Republican
national committee, Saturday opened
his party's campaign In this state for
election of mombcrs ot congress with
a speveh In which ho asserted that
Oovornor Cox was dominated by
President Wilson and four unnamed
"bosses."
"Tho Democratic' candidate ap
peals to both the. Wilson and the
antl-Wllson factions of his party,"
doclared Mr. Hays. "To the former
he holds forth the president's plat
form. To the Istter he exhibits him
self as an advocate ot complete
change In administration. He otters
to the country for foreign use the
Wilson government and for domestic
service Tammany Hall truly a mar
velous combination of Impotence and
lll-reputo."
Mr. Hays devoted much ot his
speech to discussing campaign funds,
denying vigorously that tho Repub
lican party planned to expend oices
slvo sums to elect Senator Harding
and Oovornor Coolldge. Also deny
ing that millions had "gono Into tho
Republican treasury" from "certain
Interests banded together to buy the
presidency" a statement which he
crcdltod to Qovernor Cox. Mr. Hays
declared that this amounted to a
charge ot conspiracy to betray tho
country.
Reforrlng to tho Republican plan
p limit Individual campaign contri
butions to $1,000, Mr. Hays Bald:
"It this attempt falls to produce
tho requisite sums, wo shall so state
publicly, Increase tho maximum, and
sook additional contributions."
Declaring that the party needed
about $3,000,000, Mr. Hays said that
no criticism ot the Democrats for
Booking tho largest obtainable contri
butions would be offered. "Nor shall
wo, In rosontful emulation ot the
positive charges of the Democratic
candidates, so much as Intimate that
their responsible officers will use
any part ot their tunds'corruptly," he
laid, "Frankly and squarely, as be
tween mutual respecting cltlsens, we
don't believe they will or, would If
they could.
"But I give fair warning now that
neither the Repabllcan candldatea
nor the Republican management will
take falsa aspersions lying down. If,
at the decision of our adversaries
this campaign shall finally resolve
Into a question ot personal charges.
we, know ot no reason, aside from J
nailoaal distaste, why we should sou
moot that Issue as readily as any
oilier."
Attor announcing that tho Repub
lican party Imil probably never boforo
enjoyed such complete unanimity of
accoptanra and approval of a presi
dential wimlneo, Mr. Hays accused
tliu Democrats ot Indecision In select'
Ing un Iniiua about which to rally.
"It Is for their now leader, now
zlK-niRKltiK back and forth from tho
nlnlnti;r blight of thu soloist of tho
Democratic party to tho furtlvo pres
ence of Its rjuartcltu of bonnes, to
niiiko his selection," he said.
Ot Republican willingness to meet
their adversaries on whatever ground
they chono, Mr. Hays said:
"When they concentrated upon tho
league covenant without the dotting
of nn '1' or tho crossing of n T wo
met them squarely.
"When, through their national
chairman, fresh from a conference
with their candidate, they pro
nounoed tho covenant only a 'second
ary Issuo' after all, wo acquiesced.
When tho candidates reversed their
national chairman and declared the
Wilson leaguo tho solo Issuo, wo ac
cepted most readily. Whoro next
they will land Is wholly conjectural."
Tho ulllmato cholco of tbo Demo
cratic party Is a matter ot Indlffcr
unco to tho Republicans, Mr. Hays
declared, adding: "Our solo require
ment Is that thero shall bo no re
striction. This referendum Is going
to bo moro than solemn. Is It going
to bo great, the most comprehensive
ever known. Ilcforo ended It will
liavo comprised every phaso of mal
administration and every fleck ot
Wllsonltls that have brought untold
miseries to a pcoplo who havo every
right to bo prosperous and contented."
W
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Flush your kldnc)s occaslonly
If ou rat meat
regularly
No man or woman who eats meat
regularly can make a mistake by
flushing the kldnoys occaslonly, says
a well known authority. Meat
forms uric acid which clogs the kid
ney pores so they sluggishly filter
or strain only part ot the waste and
poisons from tbo blood, .then you
get sick. Nearly all rheumatism,
boadacbes , liver trouble, nervous
ness, constipation, dlxxlnees, sleep-
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CHOPS
BAKRITE BREAD
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ERY STORE, PALACE MEAT MAR
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THE REX CAFE
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OYSTERS
lessness, bladder disorders come
from sluggish kidneys.
The moment you feel a dull ache
In tho kldnoys or your back hurts,
or If tho urlno Is cloudy, offonslve,
full ot sediment, Irreguler of pass
age or attended by a sensation of
scalding, get about four ounces or
Jail .Salts from any reliable phar
macy and take a tablespoonful In a
glass of water before breakfast for
a fow days and your kidneys will
then act flno. This famous salts' Is
mado from the acid ot grapes and
lemon Julco, combined with llthla
and has been used for generations
to flush clogged kidneys and stimu
late them to activity, also to neu
tralize the acids In urine so It no
longer causes Irritation, thus end
ing bladder disorders.
Jad Salts Is Inexpensive and can
not Injure: makes a delightful effer
vescent llthla-water drink which all
regular meat eaters should take now
and then to keep the kidneys clean
and tho blood pure, thereby avoid
ing serious kidney complications.
Mrs. Charles Hayward, of Toronto,
has contributed the first dollar to
ward a public fund from which It la
proposed to build a Canadian chal
lenger for the America cup,
SQUEEZED
TO DEATH
When the body begins to Stiffen
and movement become painful it
is usually an indication that tba
kidneya are out of order. Keep
tbaes organs healthy by taking
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