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We iln not aell current t we wll service. Thnt sound mill
dOTKB't ll? .
Well, Ktippo the wood dealer wild service Invlcnri of nood, he
would tend tn jour furnace and )ur range', take itwuy the aohen
and clean the fluea. You would buy to much heat.
Now yon buy so much light, although )ou pay according to the
current yon consume. Hut the service. Is performed fur you by till
company at the aubntatlons and power plants.
That la what we want to give you efficient service. It la the
aim of till company to hare none hut aatlnfled customer. No
matter what It I, If you have a grievance, or are dNsatisflrd about
your bill or do not understand our rate, ptcae come In nnd ev
u or write Uk about It.
If jou havo any aaggcstlon to make, we will gladly atall our
aelvra of them aa our aim I constantly to Improve our mv-vIc to
you aa faat aa the development of science aad human ability permit.
California-Oregon Power
Company
'He's a hrother (run of the fisherman
clnn.
And wo who hnvo henrd llio water
culling,
Will follow the trull of llui average
tipn.
A noiseless typewriter In tin the
market on sim. Now If someone
("m til Invent n noiseless chewltiK gum
tor the oung lady stenographer, life
would tie n paradise.
Present observations of the eon
vent Inn of the Korty-elght at Chi
cago suggest that thorn will ho Just
utiout that tunny parties by the time
tliey get through.
A dentist may lie snld to tie n man
wiin iieep-rooieu antliinlliles. (
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Mere man will never understand i
jur know the reaon why, n woman
ulwnys wears her furs In the middle
,of July: and he will never fathom
quite what tuhkes her want to Ko
with slippered feet nnd silken hose!
In January snow.
POTPOURRI
(Uy LONE STAR)
One of the finest traits of the lie
rpublican candidate for the vice-pros-Mdency
Is his genuine, modest). The
following Incident delightfully Illus
trates this.
After graduation Calvin Coolldgc
moted across the rler end settled
four miles from Amherst, In North-'
ampton. "Never could see much
advantage, In roaming around." he1
An.t h .imnm. nf n i,.,nV hn,n ih explained. There for two jciim he.
- And the chullcngo of every ripple
I ) pool.
i alders sway,
" And a still black hole whero the big
We feel very poetical this evening. 1 ones lie:
o will Inflict some of our thoughts And the flashing circle of sunlit
upon you. We ha-e been unable to I sDrav
studied law In the office of Ham
mond and Field. After ho had been)
In the o til co about three months Mr i
Field noticed nn Item In the Spring
, field "Itepubllcan" to this effect:
i "John Calvin Coulldge. n student
Bad a title to It yet, and as all good As a. rainbow rises to take the fiv.
"pomes" have a title, we will think The singing reel and the rod bent nt ,rtw ,n ,he offlc" of "n"""'! "'l
one up. double Field, Northampton, has been award-
(Ten minutes later) . . . : . We will The fight that taxes his utmost skill, 'J ,he hundrcd-nnd-flfty dollar gold
call It: And he pIumb rorKetH hls orry ani, meilil offered to the member of the
The Ch.--nfiv of the III One '. troubl
'In the keen delight of that conquer
When the sun beats down In a blaze lnR lhrl11'
of brass; f
When the town's a furnace of dusty And when ,ho ork of ,ho wek ls
l,eif ( finished.
When your collar mlU lo u shape- Aml the ,.n1-for Sabba,h "PI"3"
less mass: ' aKa,a-
And the sidewalk parboils your an-'You'!,1fln1J lh. fMcr no whlt Ulmln-
gulshcd feet:
(shed,
Senior class Af any American college
for the best essay on a historical sub
ject." '
Mr. Field showed the Item to Cool
Idge and asked him If he had receiv
ed the medal. He snld he hail. .Mr.
Field asked him where ll was. and
he produced It from his desk.
"How long have you hadlt?" Field
demanded.
"About six weeks."
" hy didn't you tell us you had
When the offlc r.i. ilk. .1-.- ., ,n tne mlttA ot our ""erase cltlien.
j.-. And he packs his tackle, nnd cranks . u
aen i .. .. received It
Of the place where the devil has . . n" n,Tver- .., do.. know ..
ahu me earl morning jinus aim
. . j 'Have you told )our father?"
No." said Coolldge. "Would
rooms to rent '
The heart of the average citizen
la filled with a bickering discontent.
ijou!
far:
Hitting the trail for toe head of the
. rlvpr.
And the .wei.er.nr rf.v. U. a " 'be he knows the big ' " P" nwilal over to Field.
And the sweltering days drag on and QnM are tasking that It kept In the safe, and
on' j , 1'for a good many years he never
And the lone week closes as It be- .... ... showed It to anybody. In the samo
n I there , noiseless fashion 'he conducted his!
But a hopeful vision begins to dawn nV(,Pn m. ,., . VnB. , domestic nnd professional affairs In'
in the heated brain of the average The " man that ou kne ,n Northampton, establishing modest!
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And mpybe he'll stop as he tells you
i where
home, and living always very ju!etly.
men,
Of a mountain glade where the as
At the touch of a .n,i ,h, i. h ' He lan that two-pound Oerman u """ h' i. I'maently
At the touch of a wind that Is heav- his fellow townsmen elected him to
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enly cool;
And the sweeping song of a foam
white river;
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enthralling; 'time ho became president of-the sen-,
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TOMORROW NIGHT
Largest dance floor between Portland and
San Francisco
SPECIAL JAZZ MUSIC
COME! Everyone Invited COME!
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KING'S JAZZ ARTISTS
SATURDAY EVENING, JULY 31, 1920
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.More Hood IUcr apples will bo x-,t
ported than sold In the domestic
nmrket this year, In the opinion of
the Hood Hlver agent of u London !
''fruit enrnjpany. The Kngllsh upplo
crop, he says. Is only about 1 penjt4
icent of normal, which condition will
force the export market to high,!
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leiix luitn nrrhiNl at K. K. K. Hlore,
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COLONIZE. MEXICO !.
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CAI.OAHV, Alta., July 30. That. f
moral Crltchloy, well known In Ciin- V
ndlan military elrclos, has recruited '
taken into Mexico three but- !
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living and departed, flowers
nro the logical, natural, tri
bute of esteem and affection,
lielng Nature's loveliest gift
to man (except woman), you
cannot show your feelings In
a teqderer way than by
means of floyal gifts. Choose,
i from our large ondrbeautl
' ful array.,, Set pieces mada"
to order.
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.x-irLATLar.,-, ,.,., , , ,W,,WMM4WWW,., them on a 1,000,000 acre CBtuto, and JL
Hhot hQ Ijuh four fully piiulppod air i
JBaumlronH undnr his commund, Ih the X
nn" himi. nun iv"iivii liwiu iruill Ull T
uuinoniativo source, incso troops,
(who uro primarily Ilrltlsh nettlors,
wore rorrultnd by tho gonoral und
his staff in different partB of tho
British Isles and Canada, and are
under tho command of the general
and his brother, Major II. C. Critch
ley, both of Calgary. To cover, tlio
recruiting and transportation ex
penses of these troops the British
government provided 300,000 pounds
Several local officers were asked to
accompany the expedition officers.
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Cool, Clean and Sanitary
These words fully describe what the condition of eveiy ment
market should be, and it describes ours to a nicety. Our cold
storage and other equipment, and -our ambition to maintain per
fect sanitary conditions in our 'market, blend perfectly. Conse
quently, we can sell you meats of all kinds that retain their fresh
ness and wholesomeness long after they leave our shop. All our
meats are handled under glass and with extreme care. We over
look nothing which will assist U3 to cany out our sanitation,
policies. ,
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