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THE EVENING HERALD, KLAMATH FALLS. OREGON
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YOU STAY In bed.
AND I'LL 'cook breakfast."
j0 MY wlfo agreed.
HK'O TRY It one.
AND THE frail was Cno.
AND THE coffee well.
PKAKINO roughly.
IT WAS fair.
UT WHIN t tackled.
OUR MILK griddle cake.
SOMETHING WINT wrong.
THSV LOOKED Mf.
FLOUR, SODA, and aalL
OUR MILK, on egg.
MIX, DROP, cook, flop.
UT OM1THINQ want wrong.
O I stacked the cakm.
UNDER MY window.
TO MASSACRE.
THAT TENOR cut noit door.
AND I asked my wlf.
WHY CAKES so wrong.
HE SAID, "If Ilk.
THE CIGARETTES you amok.
JUST TH?NK It over."
AND FIRST I aald.
"THEY SATISFY."
UT SAW that wain't It
THE NEXT sum landed.
"THE BLEND can't b copied."
AND I gotU admit
THERE'S SOMETHINO la.
THIS TALK of knowln' bow.
KNOWING HOW I everything
in blending cigarette tobaccoi.
Th Chesterfield reclpo calli for
the cholceat Turkish and Domestic
tobaccoi, expertly blended In the
exclusive, can't-be-copled way our
own tecret. We do ''know how"
and that' why Chestorflolds
"alUfy."
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To tho members of tho V. II.
Hprnguo Women's Relief corn of
Klumalh Falls, Oregon, ,1 herewith
Hiibmlt my rnport an a doInKuto to tho
department i'oiij;nllon at Astoria,
Juno 8, 1020,
On Monday and Tuesday bctwoon
COO and 000 members of tho different
orders, nnnoxits of tho U. A. It. of
Oregon, arrived.
They re met by the Dor Bpom'"
and assigned to their rooms. I wiut
to nay that tho acouti were the moat
manly, courteous llttlo follow It ha
over been my privilege to meet.
The Women' Ilellof corp opened
at 2:30 p, m., Mm. Jennie C. Ilently,
president, presiding.
The opening services, wlilch were a
song (America), prayer and a laluto
to our flag.
The memorial service wern lm
preulvely rendered. During the
sorvlce a boquet of flower wi
placed on the altar In remembrance
of our deceased member one being
placed by Mm. Martin of Klamath
KalU corp for our dear sister. Mm.
Fleet, a u fitting tribute to h-ir
memory.
In the overling a reception and
hearty wotcomo wa given by the city
of Astoria and It wan surely a whole
united welcome.
At all business hcusca tho door
were throw ti open for enturtalnmont
oven the picture show gave ff'O
admittance during our May to all old
veterami and their wives. '
Wednesday
The president Introduced all de
partment, punt and national officers
who were tandered tho proper salute!
I Tho president gave a very Instruc-
illvo and Interesting addrvsn which
was responded to by Mrs. Olllman,
president.
How Much is a Million?
nphe moment you mention a million
- dollars to some people, they are
antagonistic.
They imagine that a million
dollars represents a tremen
dous part of the national
wealth.
Instead it represents only one
penny for each inhabitant of
our country.
Swift &. Company last yearhad
an output of 5,500,000,000
pounds. A profit of one cent
per pound would have re
sulted in $55,000,000.
The actual net profit was
$14,000,000 or one-fourth of
what we would have made
had the profit been at the
rate of 1 cent a pound.
An average profit of only a
fraction of a cent per pound
indicates a highly competitive
condition in the industry and
also proves our assertion that
packer profits have practically
no effect on prices.
Swift & Company. U. S. A.
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STOPS HEADACHE.
. PMN.JEURAL6IA
Dos' Mffsrl Oct ft dlat pack-
or or. Jim' x
Powder.
You can clear your head and relieve
dull, splitting or vlolont throbbing
hnaiUi'lio in a momont with a Dr.
James Headache Iovdf. This old
time headache relief acta almost msl
rally, Send some onu to the drug store
now for a dimo parkngu mid a few mo
tafni after you take a powder you
will wonder what becnmii of the head
ache, nmiriiltflu utid pulii. Stop mlTcr
Injf It's mti'dlvu. He " you get whut
Chlla ha frequently dm a dlsaaay
d by the faar that hr supply of
nltrat might becomo exhausted.
TbI would mean nut only a du
turbanco of chemical condition In
atl parta of tho world, but aUo a
dlsastorous fall In'tho Income of the
Chilean Government, which for the
past forty yoara ha placed a tag on
tho oxport of thla natural product.
From this tax Chllo has derived be
tween three anil four hundrod mil
lion dollar In gold slnco 1880, with
out taking Into acount tho revonuo
from lodino and from tho salo of nit
ruto lands, '
Tho production of sTIk In tho Unit
ed Stato has grown to 1500,000,000
a year, a compared with only $100,.
000,000 In 1900.
1 SPECIALLY PRICED
WOMEN'S AND CHILDREN'S
SUMMER FOOTWEAR
THE BOOTERY
CHAS. P. MAGUIRE
t .713 hUim St, , . KUauttk FalU i
1 pus
I Kducatlon as discussed a rcso-i
lutlon was ilrufled and unanimously!
passed to Increase the salaries of
I touchers owing to expensive living
and all wcro instructed to work with'
I that object In vlow. I
It was reported that the soldiers'
home at Hoseburg was very much In
neod of rag rugs Canby corps had
svnt 10 and a few others had sent one(l
or two. The serlor and Junior vlco
presidents gave an unanswerable
addroKM on the subject and suggested
that all corps mnko rugs tor tiiclr
use ii ml I would mildly suggest that
this corps make a few rugs and vend
ttu'in It would certainly add to the
comfort of those old soldiers wlt'i
only a small effort on our part.
Wo then attended tho parado which
was a mllu long and It made one's
soul proud to observe those old sol
diers march with tho drum corps
stop oft like boys.
Next the presentation of the Amer
ican flag to the public school of As
toria by the W. R. C, of tho depart
ment of Oregon presented by Mrs.
Myrtlo Martin of this corp in an
elaborate, appropriate and befitting
manner.
A large picture of Lincoln was
presented to the high school by the
ladles of the O. A. R. and a nag to
the Doy Scoot by the Veteran
Daughter t wist to praise the
scout with all my heart they were
certainly efficient and deserving
after three rousing cheer for them
wa returned to oar work.
Several vary important resolution
were passed which you will receive
In the Journal.
The natloaal president fo Pitts
burg, Fa., wa introduced and given a
proper salute a very, very old lady
she was a most wonderful woman
w'ho gave an address so full of Infor
mation Interesting and Instructive
I wished that overy member of this
corps could havo been presont and
hoard hor words of encouragoment
and enthusiasm for tho good cause
that each and ovory ono of you mem-1
burs could not, without regret, lot
our home corps dlo for want of at
tendance i
An oxtonded discussion was on-i
terod Into In regard to the proper
mannor of saluting tho flag tho
corps salute being different from the
uttentlon to tho flag when passing
by we, the corps, should stand with
right hand In same position as sol-
dlors.
It was also decided that the flag
law should bo read In each corps
occasionally that the flag should
not be used for advertising purposes
nor tucked over car but left stream
ing that the flag should always go
ahead and never behind that Boy
Scout should at all times, be author
ised to correct the improper use of
the flag, harshly It necessary, wheth
er being used wilfully or Innocently.
structor contain tho following with
other Items which you will receive In
the Jeurnal:
Number flags presented to schools,
churebvs and public buildings, etc.,
85.
Amount of money expended for
patriotic purposes, $615.33.
In tho evening a reception was
given to the national president which
was well attended.
Thursday
After opening ceremonies several
songs were rendered by the old vet
erans, some ot their own composition.
The question was asked how to
proceed when a church refused to dis
play the flag during services? The
answ$ was go to some other
church., ,
The matter ot what to do with old
worn out flags?
Some Instances the Boy Scout
were directed to gather them aad
destroy them and order the public to,
replace them with new oaes.
It was decided that alt reasonable
and just assistance should be extend
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