The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942, July 10, 1920, Page PAGE TWO, Image 2

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THE EVENING HERALD, n auatu mija nUET.ON
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If the Wood Dealer
Sold Service
We do wot Hell current j we sell service.
KT
Hint sound odd
Well, appose the wood dealer sold service Instead of wood, he
wotrid trad to jmar furnace Mil your range, lake away the ashra
aad cteaa the flue. Yon would buy so much heat.
Now you buy ao much light, although you pay accordtac to the
rurrrat you couaume. Ilut the service U performed for you by thla
rarnuMy at the substations aad power plant.
That k what we want to give you efficient service. It la the
sua of thU company to have none but satisfied customer. No
matter what It la. If you hare a grievance, or are dissatisfied about
your bill or do not understand our ratea, plraae come la and se
a or write us about It.
If you have any suggestions to make, we will gladly avail our
arlrea of thcaa aa our aim la constantly to Improve our eervlce to
yea aa fast aa the development of acieuos aad bumaa ability permit.
California-Oregon Power
Company
START TOMORROW
AND KEEP IT UP
EVERY.MORP
Oat fate the habit of drinkiaf
glass of kot water before
breakfast.
sleeplessness. Impure blood anil all
torts of ailments.
People who feel good one day and
badly tlie next, but who (Imply can
not set feeling right are urged to ob
tain a quarter pound of limestone
! phosphite at the drug store. This
will cost very llltle out is sumcieni
to make anyone a real crank on the
subject of Internal sanitation.
TRAGEDY IN INCREASED GIRTH
WALSH STILL FIGHTS ,
FOR IRISH PLANK
Millions of folks bathe Internally
Instead of loading their system
wKa drugs. ''What's an Inside
hath"? you sar. Well. It Is guaran
teed to perform miracles according
to hot water enthusiasts.
There are vast numbers of men
and women who. Immediately upon
arising In the morning, drink a gltss
at hot water with a. tcaspoontul of
limestone phosphate In It. This Is a,
vary excellent neaun measure. i is
steaded to flash the stomach, liver.
Miners and Intestines of the prevl-
a day's waste, "sour ale and Indl-j
ajaauaie maicnai ten oicr in iuu,
assay wnica ir not eliminated every
aay, become food for the mlllons of
acterla which Infest the bowels, the
ajaJck result Is poisons and toxins
which are then absorbed Into the
causing headache, bilious at-
foul breath, bad taste, colds,'
ich trouble, kidney misery,'
Man May Smile at His Rotundity, but
to Woman It It a Matur
ef Terror. .'
A fnl man Is oturilly a Jolly sort of
an Individual who accepts the world
ss the same sort of a Joke as the world
considers him. Girth tuny worry n innii
occasionally because It Is an annoy
ance, but with the modern woman It
verges upon tragedy. As'phylelaii
If they would talk freely can tell you.
It Is a worry to them that frequent l
leads to ruined health. Insanity or the
grave, the New York Sun says.
It Is possible for a man to grow fnl
gracefully. At least he enn subdue his
habits, stop running for trains, give up
his golf and spend inoM of hi time In
ponderous poses. Ills tnllor ran easily
arrange his clothing Into welt known
and accepted lines.
The rase of the woratn Is different.
Fashion hinds her a with a chain.
There are no stylish frocks for stout
women. The fashion calls for slim fig
ares and trim ankle. Waists and hips
are taboo. There are no sleeves capn
hie of concealing overfieshed arms.
Man can adapt his clothes to bis fig
ure, hut womun mutt adupt her figure
to the clothes or else shamelessly ad
mit thnt she cannot wear what Is
fashionable.
It was not always to. In another
generation the stout woman hud a
well-defined place the "downscr
tyie." It was sometimes called. The
woman who made the I'eM biscuits and
cooked the most savory chicken wn
always a rotund sort of ierson who
never minded It when people enme un
expectedly around at dinner time. She
was the one children Hocked to for
sympathy and the one who teemed to
make the world brighter wherever the
went.
POT POURRI
Hy tONK UTAH
We hear that Hoc I'owell Is a per
fect lady-killer slnco he got that now
car of his, and we asked Jimmy Hyan
It such were the case.
"Naw taint so" said Irish Jim
mlo. "He's run over quite a few,
but ther ain't none of 'em desd yet."
Doc took Jlmrolo out In the coun
try to cruise some timber for him
last week, and, foiling hungry, the
pair stopped at a ranch house for
dinner. After dinner was over, the
Irishman took a meander round the
ranch and saw a pretty girl milking
Itho cowa.
Walttlng up to her, Jlmmle said:
"Mow de do how'a the milk maid!"
"Go on you poor nut" replied the
girl. "It ain't made the cow give
It."
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Kodak Finishing
8JWi:awWrWass
Kllms received before n I .
Heady the nest day at 5 P. M.
KODAKS AND BROWNIES
(lenulne Katlman Kllms
"Everything for lhi Amateur Photographer."
Kodak IM .VI.II3
llrownlr aa.HO to SIIMM
who know
KIIKK KNI.AIUIKMKXT ,
Rave $5.00 worth nt sales checks Irsm our Kodak D-partinent
and get an 8x10 enlargement Kree.
A certain young married lady In
Star Drug Co.
The REXALL STORE
FIFTH AM MAIM HTHKKTH
igWttssmlM
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gone
l.o no Star Is sore on llurlrran and ,
alt his crow. After enlisting In the I
town wo wont tell her name was
complaining to the dairyman about, Am, now , ,unu.,i thing's
the poor quality of the milk bolng Jry
dollrnred to hor. I ,
"Short of grass feed, ma'am, short
of grots feed at this time of the
yoir." replied tho dairyman. '"wl,y'lipryco and sweltering for a couple
blets your soul mn'am. them cowt o'lj y)tri n ,n ,,,, .,,,,,nn U-
mlno Is Just as sorry about It as lUmjt j, nBt jit received u letter
am. I often stands and watches m'from Mt ,,,., llimrii, advising him
crying regular cryln ma'am, ho- ,h, ho , nu,mll from mtnry duly,
rauso thoy feels that their milk ulnt
doln 'em credit ma'am. You don't
bellovo It!"
WOULD
ON
CRIMINALS
SAI.KM, Ont., July A move
lint been started among stain officials
to ci before tho leglilalure at Its
Kay talking about elections. It noxt te.tlun and request the ollmlns
III take an old fathloned circus ring Hon of that part of the capital pun-
"Oh yes I enn estlly credit your , nol(j nI ,no prci,dentlul honnets Ithnient Uw providing for the hang-
nlltpinn IhIv 0 Vttnriu flA
cure the endorsement of the commit-
,aa nt Jfi fnt nlanV favnrlnff Amtr
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lean aid toward irisn inuepenaence
will be continued despite the adverse
result of a mall vote, it was learned
today. Frank P. Walsh who led the
unsuccessful fight before the Repub
lican and Democratic conventions tor
such a plank I bringing it tor pre
sentation to the convention here tomorrow.
It Is a fact well authenticated that
corsets were originally adopted, not
for comfort or health, but to conceal
physical defects.
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Just the Thing For Hot
Weather
Electric Table Cooking Appliances
We have a stock of Grills. Toasters and . t
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Percolators0
See Our Display and Let Us Supply Your
needs now
The Electric Shop
Cha. D. Garcelon
123 So. 6th St Phone 127
RIDE ON AIR
Aahland-Medford-Klamath Falls Auto Stage
HUDSON SUPER SIX CARS
Equipped with Pneumatic Shock Absorbers
Leaves Klamath Falls daily at 8.30 a. m.
Make reservations at the Pastime Billiard Room
Phone 460
WALKER & EVANS
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INFLUENCE IN JAPANESE ART
Bird Motive Present In Every Crta-
tlon, With Its Exqulsltt Form,
Color and Motion.
Terhsps no nation so closely lives
to the Ideal of that bird lover W. II.
Hudson. In so far as Its feathered citi
zens are concerned, as the Japanese.
In the art of the Island kingdom the
bird Influence It almost supreme. Not
alone In pictures hlch are bird mo
tives, but throughout their art. to
whatever realm It goes, these motive
are present, even when they do not
dominate. The dip and' recovery, the
stately flight, the alighting, every mo
tion of the beautiful airy creature
haa Inspired In Japanese art Its eiqul
site flowing line. In decorative nrt
the form, color and motion of birds
contribute even more.
Japan abounds In bird life, of Inter
est to the people as to the artltts.
while to sportsmen It Is a detectable
country. The empire stretches Its
length of Islands north and south, and
the forests give shelter to msny vari
eties of four-footed wild beasts, in
cluding big game, which attract sports
men from all over the world, but the
bird world Is the most various and
attractive. New York Sun and Herald.
statement" replied the newly mur-
rled young lady, "but In future I
wish that you would tee that the
this year.
Ing of iH-rtont condemned to death,
end tho tuhttllutlou or a clause
Ooddnrcl. ntilhorlxlng the administering of
I
A story It told on Doc.
cows don't drop their tears Into my nnd wo believe It's worth repeating. Mton In carrying out the mandate
cxn." .When the Iriih doctor was attending r the court.
tho University, there was a hard and nr H. .en Btelner. while superln-
fast rule thnt the male element were (indent of the penitentiary, Inform
not permitted to visit the shemnle ,( officials Dial In the event capital
element within tho limits of tho I'nl- punishment was restored In Oregon
verslty grounds. much of the unfaroruble publicity
One day, however, they rnught attendant on hangings under tho
Doc. butting thit rule nil to he no, 0), uraCiii could bn eliminated by so
we mean all to smath, and for this changing tho law that tmlton Inttead
violation hn was hautrd up before f nu .rnffold would provldn the
Tell me ono thing tell me truly I
Wont you kindly tell me please'
Is Klamath FaJI a regular City,
Or Is It a disease?
We asked Jlmmle flyan yetterday'
morning If ha had any ancestors. !
"AnclMher's" says Jimmy, "and',
phwnt ancistners7 D ,)eant who ,U(1: ..vP Mr. Ood- ,,..nth agency
"Why. Jomeslo" we replied "un-t(arj ,no ,)cnn,y for ln, offente Is t WM nr, Stolner's suggettlon
cestora are thoso ou spring from." ffly ceng for ,no nral ,mo; onty- that tho sentence he so worded that
"Well dlvll a hit did wo shprlng , for ,no econ,)( anj rive dollars n, person condomnedd to death
from anny body" replied Irish Jlm-.for , ,nril(.. ihou ,m M(.fU(e(1 w,th,n , pecnrij
mie. -we cum rrom tne rate owin Nol at abnalied. the worthy son week.
ahinob tatiii aitarftVai annrt nr mi
tblm.'
of Krln remarked:
This would give time and o-
"Kxcute me tlr portunlty for tho warden, according
but what does a season ticket t nr, Htelnur, to place in tho food of
cottT" the prisoner a few drop of some
powerful poison. Death would be
Hmlth, Harold C. "mlth Instantanoous. In case the legists
Peculiar Mud Gtyttrs.
Tlie mud geyser of the 8alton tea.
California, cnuic Into cxlttence recent
ly, and cuter a little more than two
acres. Tt.ey are so-called mud volca
noes and aro various-sized caldrons of
hot mud.
Some of them first appear as smull
springs and others detelop with loud
explosions which tear holes. In the
earth from four to ten feet "hie and
to a depth' of ten to twelve feel.
Siil I on Mti Is about -"" feet below
the level of the sea. and until n few
years 111:0 was dry. From 1KH to ItMM
water uns diverted Into the hanln by
the Irrigation cnnul from the Colorado
river, and It became a luke.
Since tlie Ntopplng of the flow nf
wuter Into tlie lake It has been rapidly
sinking, and the mud geysers have re
appeared In the same vicinity III ulileb
they existed before the lake's forma
tion. The geysers nre supposed to be an
accompaniment of eurll:iiiake. Kau
mis City Btur.
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Western Floral Shop
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VOH VOUR LOVED ONK8
living and departed, flower
are the logical, natural tri
bute of esteem and affection.
Being Nature' loveliest gift
to man (except woman), you
cannot show your feeling In
a tenderer way than by
mean of floral gift. Choose
from our largo and beauti
ful array, fot Plecea Bad
to order.
BSS
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Appreciation ef tho Potato.
In this country the chief and practi
cally only Interest In the potnto today
Is as a vegetable for the tulilc. We
nre greatly surpnkxei) In this un- by
i:uroM and (SeniiHtiy In piirtlriilnr
In that land the nvemce annuiil ier
capita consumption was M-ven liiixhi-lt
In iioniml tlini's. while our own win
two nnd 11 half. The lulmrer of imt
crn (leriniitiy nte 17 IiunIo'Ih per 1111
num. The oilier Kuropenu coiuitrlei.
tre, u) n rule, fur iilmve us nnd the
diet of tunny an IrMiiii.'in N xiild to
he iotitloe mill prliis water for
hreiikfai-t. ilfnni-r ntid mii"t. In ml
dlllon to tlil llr'T ''ontitiiiptlon ni"
of the pntpln largely unknown to
Uncle Hnm pre for flour sturcU. dex
trine, glucose mid alcohol.
Birch's Many Utes.
No tree In more useful to man thnn
the birchen (lie red birch of ih
South, whoso seeds fall Into the mm)
In low wnters mid xermlnntp to I10M
back the waters nf the stream from
tearing away the bunks; the yellow
blrcb. like tlmt which Hiirroutthe
"staved by lire;" the black birch, so
oseful for Its beautiful wood; the
cherry birch, of the same wonderful
loveliness and whose Inner bark give
the essential oil of wlntergreen anil
the peculiar perfume to what we ml'
"Russia leather:" the popularjeaw
Wrcb of which Lowell write so h"itu
tifnlly. aad tho canoe birch. Vci.
Tork Tinea
There's another yarn told on Jim
my, ana as we nave 10 nave some- ii.rrv C
thing to fill this colnmn up with, we' nil 0nr,y c. Hmlth aro rival can- ttiro acts favorably upon the request
might a well spring It. dldatc In Ohio for the Republican tr rh.ninr ih mtitt.i nunt.hmMit
When Jimmy was coming over to nomination for secretary of state. )liw Jt w) nlll jH, nfcery to erect a
tnis country irom jerutaiem, a man.
fell overboard, and Jimmy was
standing there watching blm.
"Help help" be cried "I can't
shwlm." '
"Hegorry" said James, looking nt
tho unfortunoto critter, "thin ycj
bnve an Ixllllnt opportunity to
loam."
I The Chinese fowl keeps up tho new scaffold room. Should the re
ircputnllon of her country for doing luest fall, tho now execution cham
'everything In a totally different ber probably will be Installed In one
fashion from Western countries by of the prison buildings somn dlilanco
laying egg with pink yolks. from tho main penitentiary plant.
Ilut did you over hear about tho
fellow who was going to send Jimmy
a bottle of hooze In n roll nf blankets
a cnuplo of yours hgo? Ask him
hn'll tell you and not mention any
names.
Jimmy asked Ixina Star If he hud
a talking mnchlno at homo.
Wo repllod "No sho' living with
her mother now."
Lone Star ha discovered that
there are two periods In a man's llfo
when ho doesn't know a woman.
What are they? Before and aftor
marriage.
A story is told on Rev. Trimble,
and we accosted blm on tho street
yesterday morning and asked hjm to
vouch for the truth or falsity of It.
lie would do neither, so wo are go
ing to publish It. Here It Is:
Before Brother Trimble lit hero In
tho Falls, bo was pnstorlng u little,
flock pf huinblo liollovcrH somowhoro
down below tho Mason-Dlxnn lino.
Ono Sunday night, Brother Trlmbfo
had chosen ns his toxt tho subjoct
"Tho Ideal Wife." '
"Ah wo nil know" ho said "tho
duty of a wlfn la to bo a loving help
mate to hor husband, by cooking IiIh
food, attending to his various ro
nulrementH, conducting tho house
hold nffdlrfl proporly, nnd so on nnd
so on."
Tlnro was ono-llttlo son of tho
South howover, seated on the front
goat who couldn't boo thing that
way, so ho blurtod out "They don't
do tlmt last tholng mlstor."
"Which ono I that?" asked Bro.
Trlmblo,
"Why" said the little fellow "flew
on and sew on" and he exhibited a
pafn'y pin to how that it did duty
on hln trousors.
Brother Rlgg. W. O. Smith' right
hand bower, ha a cow, and, to be
pntrlotlc, he called tha cow America.
THE JOHNSON
MOWER
IS JUST THE MACHINE YOU NEED TO HELP
YOU HARVEST YOUR HAY CROP WITH
EFFICIENCY AND FACILITY
WE HAVE NOT RAISED THE PRICE
of these mowers. Ycu can buy them now at tho prices which pre
vailed before tho present high price went Into effect, and this fact,
coupled with tho ease with which they cun bu operated, and tho
efficiency with which they do tho work, is an Inducement you should
not overlook, OTIIKltS AUK BUYING TIIKM THKIIE'B A
HKABON
We also have on hand a
OKNEIUli MM-: OK KAH.MINO MACIUNKUY OK THK MTKHT
AND IIKHT TYI'KH
IHrTu Kk a Wafa"jpjpaaj. mm
The WADE DRAG SAW
will solvo the wood problem for you this winter. Last wlntor It was
r.l: lost Impossible to gut wood, and this winter Jt will ha tho samo
old Htury over again. With a Wade Drag Saw, you can saw up your
winter's supply in Jig time, and at a minimum of labor nnd expanse.
Only a couple of these naw loft.
HOWIE GARAGE
Klamath Falls, Af ant