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About The Evening herald. (Klamath Falls, Or.) 1906-1942 | View Entire Issue (July 9, 1920)
THE EVENING HERALD. KLAMATH FALLS, OREGON FlUDAr, JOLT ., U AMMMAAMMWVWVM also. Kino prospects ahead, tboso aro. and If we wore a novice at this MMMAAMMAAMMVWVWMWWVMVWWWWVWMMMM Central Auto Service gumo, wo might bo Inclined to' worry n llttlo about stlcli a Htutomont, coin ing from so prominent a citizen a Arthur. DAY AND NIGHT CALL 513 CALL 513 PAOH THKKB Ii - . -. -if w V1 WK HO ANV I'l.ArKANV TIMK ANVWIIIIIIK , W HKIIVK.'i: IH WHAT VOU WANT HtJinign fur Toiitlt llnKi(o tvlillo lit)lni( over In Klamath Fnlb; IliiKKxuo Transfer In Gunnrrtlmi ai.Ii iH)it.MA'iio.v i-i)itMHin;i rm:i: to i;vi:iivnoiv WMWMWWWMMMMMWVMAA mm J.ir n ir "-ii -r- i s..,,..- .., - , . !.. , ! i ... FOR REST AND ECREATION R Come To OCKY POINT ESORT On Pelican Bay in the Crater National Forest one of the most beautiful places in America. ' Everything for the Out- doorsman Camping dancing, good meals, beds, boating, fishing. American plan; rates $3 per day up. Full information at White Pelican Garage and Western Transfer Office All tho eitromo depths In.tho onion aro near land or shallow water, anil apparently follow tho trend nt such upheaved parti of tho earth's sur- face. DULL SPUHiNG, SICK HEADACH E Dr. James' Headache Powders re. lleve at one 10 cents a package. You take a Dr. Juin' iTfadsclit I'owtlcr and In Juit ft fw moment your bad clrare fttiil all neuralgia ami dlilriws vanuhra. lt'a the ijulckrat ad surest rellsf for besdache, whathat dull, throbbing, splitting or nerve racking. Send someone to tha drug store and get a dlma package now. Quit ii(Trrn( lt'a ao needle. Flo auro'oii ((t Dr. James' Headache IVjwdrra idea there will bt no disappointment. POT P.OURRI lly MINK HTAIt Wo roculvod onci epistle from a "dnar old alitor) who baa not Ions for thli world" and tho mlimlvo wai written an nlco yellow paper with a sold border on It. Tho algnatura on It waa "It, U, llrlsht." Tho letter Informed ui that at a sowing meetlns held recently, the Ione Htnr column waa the subject of the afternoon'a dlicuulon. Home of the old aplmtora tharo decldod that 1 had bralna, and lorae of them decided that I had not. Now did I not know who the female waa who wrote that letter, I might have wor rled a llttlo orer It. Hut ai noon as I did discover It, why f had the greatest laush I have had for a Ions time. Keep It up alitor you huvon't Ions for this world anyhow, and If you Ret a llttlo fun out of our column why, that's all It's written for. As far as being crnzy goo, why nono of us are supposed to he abio- Intel? normal you know. Hut don't let Hint worry you. The chnnos are that I shall bo writing, nnd making a living on tho side, long after you are dead and gone. And tho chances am that I ihntl bo mimed by tho dcaraif public for a longer period of tlmo than you would ho mined from your sowing circle. Then thorn cftinn a letter from a blnf who was In lorn with our col umn. Now that follow had sense. Our friend wanted us to write an urtlcln telling how the "Jit-ney-drlvors" hog the hull road. Well as far n Jltnoy-drlv'crs go, an or dinance was pasned not long ago, prohibiting tho parking of "Jitneys'' on Main street for more than SO minutes. And It worked fino too for tho first day It was In force. Hut grad ually tho ordlnnnco was lost In ob tlrlon, along with tho very many other ordinances which haro boon passed by our bonovolent city dads. Ily the way, Arthur Wilson has de veloped quite a grouch at tho Lono 8tar. Ho says tist In two weeks tho Herald will bo broko tho I-ono Star wilt bo broko, nnd two or thrco other Institutions In tho city wilt bo broko Hut wo have been In this gamo for u consldurublo length of' time, and believe wo aro perfectly capablo of knowing what wo aro doing. Ho don't worry Arthur If wo over do K broke, wo will promlso.ou (hat wo will never ask you for two-bits to gut ft hllo to out on.( Not tbat wo wouldn't get It bocauio wo honoitly hulluvu wo would, but Lono fllar Is not going broko for somo tlmo yet. Ilo doesn't go broko vary easy. Ilo'a not that kind. Ho chcor up Arthur sco If you can't learn how to take joko onco In a whllo. Someone told us not so very long ago that matches wero made 'In lloavon. Welt tbat may be so, There wouldn't be any noed for them In the other place, Willie went to tack the carpet And he gave his thumb a Jam, Which made Willie very angry. And lie softly murmured Mother bring tbe liniment. A' story Is told of a local physician wo wont tell you bla name, be cause this story happens to be true. Anyhow this doctor had on his free list, an old codger, who would send for him for every little palu nnil actio tlmt be might gof. Tuklng his time about making a call one night, the. doctor received a beautiful bawl-out from thin old duck. "You can go and seo other patients at night" the old bird said. "Why can't, you come when I send for you. Alnt ray money as good as anyone olso's,?" " I don't know, " replied tho young sawbones, "I never saw any of It." I.one Star's wlfo and ho woro talk ing the other night about tho tlmo when she would shuffle off this mor tal coll, nnd go to bo where all good poopln go. "What would you Ilka on your tombstone?" wu asked her. "There Is peaco In Heaven" sho re plied. "Don't you think that would bo nlco?" "No" said I.ono Star. "Hotter put on It 'Thoro WAS peaco In Heaven.' " Wo saw In tho Frisco paper where a woman had been awarded 1 10,000 for tho loss of her thumb. Wo wonder why a thumb could fbo so valuable. Hut thon pcrbapa It win tho ono sho kept bcr husband under. , An Irishman wnlkcd Into tho Owl Cafo last week, It being Friday, and said to tho waiter: "Have ye anny whale?" "No wo have not" remarked tbe haahor. f9rvTfyVTVVVTrTTTtTVVTTV,H,v eft i Palace Market e For Service and Quality ' . PHONE (8 a v. Special Saturday Only Veal Stew - - - 15c Pot Roast Veal - 22c to 25c Choice Veal Roast 25c to 27c Veal Cutlets - -25c Veal Chops and Steaks 30c SELECT CUTS CAN BE HAD FROM CHOICE STEER BEEF ANY CUT ALL MEATS HANDLED UNDER GLASS AND WITH EXTREME CARE Bummiiw m - -w t "Some Coffee" " ' T . J - t' . 1j) A, - '. r. t. "Yes." "My compliments to Folger." 4 . I fr.K . t Different in taste from other coffee and better. . i0 Note the ffagraiKfe VACUUM PACKED "Well havo ye anny ahark?" he then naked. ' "No wo have not" replied the waiter again. "Well have ye anny octopus then?" tbo Irishman continued. "No wo bare not" said the hasher onco more. . "Well then bring me some corned beef and cabbage" said Pat the Lord knows I asked for fish. In the County Court of tho State of Oregon, for the County of Klam ath. In tho Matter of the Estate of Levi P. Wtlllts, deceased. Notlco Is hereby given -that the undersigned on the Slat day of June, 1920. filed In the above enUtled Conrt and matter her final account, and that Saturday, tho 24th day of July, 1920, at 2 o'clock p. ., In the courtroom of the above entitled conrt, has been fixed oa the time and place where the court will hear objections thereto and settle the same, and.ap prove or reject said aecoant. v Dated thla 21st day of Jane. 1929. LAURA A. WILLTTS, r Administratrix of aald Estate. June 22-29-6-13-20 Originally the banana waa a aa tlve of the eastern tropica, bat bow It Is cultivated In all tropical and ah tropical countrtee. A Classified Ad wlM aaU K. Pal t aiace iviar 524 Main Street Market X T T T X T X X T - T T .1 eM4eJJeJJJ 81 . ANNOUNCEMENT R.R.R. 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